The broken heart of Badger's Hat... :( by BadgersHat

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The broken heart of Badger's Hat... :(

POSTED BY: BADGERSHAT
UPDATED: Tuesday, November 23, 2004 20:02
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Monday, November 22, 2004 9:18 AM

Um.... I think we've all lost sight of something important here...

Yes, Mal is undeniably a beauty, in many senses of the word, and yes Zoid is a brilliant man with a breast fixation...

... but your beloved Jefé (that would be me, the guy who started this thread) is still of pained heart...

... so, let's try to get back to the sympathy and offering of harems, please...

--Jefé The Hat

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--Don't bother trying to predict, figure out, second guess, criticize, or suggest anything that comes from the mind of Joss Whedon, for you shall usually be wrong, and shall find out the Truth and Purpose in due time.
(This is the Truth of Whedoning)
"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

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Monday, November 22, 2004 10:01 AM

MALICIOUS

HEY! You know I like it when threads are about ME! That's why I always hijack yours! Plus, OTHER PEOPLE like threads better when they are about ME! (back me up here, peeps)

Seriously, Jefe, the jocularity was an attempt to cheer you up. It worked, right? Plus, you are getting your harem! Everybody wins.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Monday, November 22, 2004 10:19 AM

BADGERSHAT

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
HEY! You know I like it when threads are about ME! That's why I always hijack yours! Plus, OTHER PEOPLE like threads better when they are about ME! (back me up here, peeps)

Seriously, Jefe, the jocularity was an attempt to cheer you up. It worked, right? Plus, you are getting your harem! Everybody wins.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

... once again, I must admit that you are correct... I am (somewhat) cheered... although I do at times get jealous about the attention you get instead of me...

I look forward to having you stalk me soon...

--Jefé The Hat

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--Don't bother trying to predict, figure out, second guess, criticize, or suggest anything that comes from the mind of Joss Whedon, for you shall usually be wrong, and shall find out the Truth and Purpose in due time.
(This is the Truth of Whedoning)
"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

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Monday, November 22, 2004 10:23 AM

MALICIOUS

NoNoNo! Not "instead" of you! BECAUSE of you! I would not have posted my ParisHiltonPic if it weren't for your heartache! Hence, there was a reason you got dumped! See my logic? Nah, me neither.

Stalking shall commence in Oh-9000 hours, Sir.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Monday, November 22, 2004 12:13 PM

ZOID

El Jefé Magnifico:

Since we all agree I'm brilliant -- or at least not a boob, I just like 'em -- permit me to offer you a piece of well-considered advice. You've got pictures of yourself floating around here somewhere on this board, right? Pictures of you at some Con or the other, if I remember correctly. And as I recall, when you originally posted them all the girlies hereabouts were oohing and ahhing, and offering to do all manner of censorable acts to your person. You -- being the man of honor we'd all expect our Presidenté For Life to be -- declined their gracious offers of wanton sex, because you were hopelessly devoted to this unworthy vixen...

Long story short, dude: Run the pics again. If the luscious 'Licious can garner offers of worship based on questionable photography, who are you to argue with such success?

Remember: "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery." Just do the same thing she did, and hijack your thread right back!

Advisorily,

zoid

P.S.
'Questionable' or not, I'm still worshipping the lush 'Lish. What a dish! And lest we forget, she was of age in the late '70s and early '80s. Can you say, "The Sexual Revolution"? I knew that'cha could...

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Monday, November 22, 2004 4:29 PM

MALICIOUS

Zoid,

I question the "questionable" remark. What is questionable about that photo? That it's really me? Or that I am better looking than Abe Lincoln? Because if THAT'S the questionable part, I really need to seek out another fan site to annoy. I mean be a part of.

And define "of age" please.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Monday, November 22, 2004 5:16 PM

ZOID

Oh, my Goddess, Mal-Licious, you proclaimed:

Quote:
...What is questionable about that photo?

Well, for starters, personages throughout that series of pics appear to be somewhat 'longer' in their torsos than they are in similar photos from the PA shindig, and are proportionally longer than human beings in general tend to be. I'm not trying to say that someone had an 'educated pencil', as Mafia accountants put it; let's just call it 'Photoshop Magic!'.

Secondly, your hair keeps changing color. Who can keep up?

Then you commanded your humble servant and unofficial lexicographer:

Quote:
... And define "of age" please.

As in Damn Yankees', "Coming of Age"
(Excerpt of lyrics)
...
"Little sister, hits the stage
She can't help it, she's coming of age
Little junior, he's all in a rage
Did you notice she was come, come, comin' of...
Did you notice she was come, come, comin' of age
She's come, come, comin' of age
Yeah she come, she come, she come"

I don't know about the 'coming' part, but you should certainly have been 'of age' (age of consent) sometime in the late '70s to early '80s.

Perhaps this is an expression that only those from the South are familiar with?
GUY #1: "She'd better slow down or she's gonna wear that thing out."
GUY #2: "What the hell; she's of age. Might as well make a picnic of it, as let it go moldy in the cupboard."

Prostrately,

zoid

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Monday, November 22, 2004 6:59 PM

THEREALME

Pictures don't lie, at least not pictures of Mal-licious!

Questionable INDEED! Humph!

* The Real Me smiles, confident that he has now garnered more favor than Zoid, at least! *

The Real Me

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Monday, November 22, 2004 7:07 PM

THEREALME

Quote:
Originally posted by BadgersHat:
Um.... I think we've all lost sight of something important here...

Yes, Mal is undeniably a beauty, in many senses of the word, and yes Zoid is a brilliant man with a breast fixation...

... but your beloved Jefé (that would be me, the guy who started this thread) is still of pained heart...

... so, let's try to get back to the sympathy and offering of harems, please...

--Jefé The Hat

Hat, I am sorry, but I am unable to contribute to your harem.

First, I am quite certain that you would find me unsuitable to serve in that capacity.

Second, if I had my own harem, which I do not, I damn well would not make a habit of loaning them out!

So, the only service that I can provide is to amuse you with my pathetic attempts to attract the attention of Mal-licious.

The Real Me

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Tuesday, November 23, 2004 9:29 AM

MALICIOUS

Mark this date down in the history books, everyone, because it is the day that I disagreed with Zoid for the first time.

I just looked at the pic again, and REALLY, that is how everyone actually looked! Granted, there ARE other photos where everyone looks....elongated, but that isn't one of them!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Tuesday, November 23, 2004 10:51 AM

ZOID

The Luscious 'Lishious wrote:

Quote:
Mark this date down in the history books, everyone, because it is the day that I disagreed with Zoid for the first time.

I just looked at the pic again, and REALLY, that is how everyone actually looked! Granted, there ARE other photos where everyone looks....elongated, but that isn't one of them!

Oh, that's the one you were talking about! In that case, y'all can still mark this date as our first disagreement. (NB: Actually, we disagree all the time; but why quibble?) You misleadingly called it your "Paris Hilton pose". In that picture you're standing; I was looking for one of you kneeling...

Photographically,

zoid
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"Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me." The Ballad of Serenity

Only 310 days, 8 hours, 20 minutes, and 2 seconds left until The BDM!
(*Grrrr... Aaargh!*)

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Tuesday, November 23, 2004 10:55 AM

MALICIOUS

I don't think you'll find one of me kneeling. Not at THAT shindig anyway. Now, if Nathan Fillion had attended.....

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Tuesday, November 23, 2004 11:38 AM

MALICIOUS

TRM,

I'll be YOUR harem if YOU'LL be mine. That way, we can say we have a harem without, technically, lying.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Tuesday, November 23, 2004 2:56 PM

BADGERSHAT

Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:
The Luscious 'Lishious wrote:
Quote:
Mark this date down in the history books, everyone, because it is the day that I disagreed with Zoid for the first time.

I just looked at the pic again, and REALLY, that is how everyone actually looked! Granted, there ARE other photos where everyone looks....elongated, but that isn't one of them!

Oh, that's the one you were talking about! In that case, y'all can still mark this date as our first disagreement. (NB: Actually, we disagree all the time; but why quibble?) You misleadingly called it your "Paris Hilton pose". In that picture you're standing; I was looking for one of you kneeling...

Photographically,

zoid
_________________________________________________

"Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me." The Ballad of Serenity

Only 310 days, 8 hours, 20 minutes, and 2 seconds left until The BDM!
(*Grrrr... Aaargh!*)

... Zoid, that was sick, twisted, and thoroughly perverted, and I for one am proud to know you.

--Jefé The Hat

***************************
--Don't bother trying to predict, figure out, second guess, criticize, or suggest anything that comes from the mind of Joss Whedon, for you shall usually be wrong, and shall find out the Truth and Purpose in due time.
(This is the Truth of Whedoning)
"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

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Tuesday, November 23, 2004 2:56 PM

BADGERSHAT

Um... what about MY harem???

--Jefé The Hat

***************************
--Don't bother trying to predict, figure out, second guess, criticize, or suggest anything that comes from the mind of Joss Whedon, for you shall usually be wrong, and shall find out the Truth and Purpose in due time.
(This is the Truth of Whedoning)
"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

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Tuesday, November 23, 2004 6:42 PM

THEREALME

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
TRM,

I'll be YOUR harem if YOU'LL be mine. That way, we can say we have a harem without, technically, lying.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

* The Real Me bows. *

Mal-licious, I would be honored to... uh... co-harem with you.

The Real Me

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Tuesday, November 23, 2004 8:02 PM

THEREALME

Quote:
Originally posted by BadgersHat:
Um... what about MY harem???

--Jefé The Hat

Come, now, Hat! I've seen your picture. You are much taller, much thinner, much younger, and much better looking than The Real Me. By rights, YOU should be helping me with MY harem!

The Real Me

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