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Originally posted by AURaptor:
I still don't see anything IN the story which would indicate that Nicole had anything to do w/ the change. Sure she's the big draw, but how often do the actors, no matter how big they may be, have a hand in choosing the release date ? Besides, this piece reads more like a column than an actual news release. Putting Kidman in the title but leaving any substantial or relevent info in the article which would link her to having anything to do w/the premier dates changing oesn't in the least prove (to me ) that she had a hand in it. By that logic, one could as easily write 'Fillion to blame for 'Jarhead' delay? '.

See, it just doesn't carry water, not with what info is given.

" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

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Originally posted by gojiro:

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Originally posted by AURaptor:
I still don't see anything IN the story which would indicate that Nicole had anything to do w/ the change. Sure she's the big draw, but how often do the actors, no matter how big they may be, have a hand in choosing the release date ? Besides, this piece reads more like a column than an actual news release. Putting Kidman in the title but leaving any substantial or relevent info in the article which would link her to having anything to do w/the premier dates changing oesn't in the least prove (to me ) that she had a hand in it. By that logic, one could as easily write 'Fillion to blame for 'Jarhead' delay? '.

See, it just doesn't carry water, not with what info is given.

" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

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Not to diss you, but this just shows that you don't know how Hollywood truly works. See, there used to be one unified force that controlled all of Hollywood, and it was known as "Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman." For eons (or so it seemed), "CruiseKid" ruled Hollywood with an iron fist. While some thought this a Bad Thing, others noticed that under their reign, everything ran smoothly and release dates never had to be juggled.

But then Nicole betrayed and murdered Tom, and ran off to have a string of affairs in Australia. Fortunately, Tom's katra was ensconced for safekeeping on a CD-ROM, and soon a Cruisedroid was built and Tom's katra was downloaded into it.

Nicole found out about the Cruisedroid and sent an army of undead ninja assassins to destroy it before it could be completed. Being that this was their first time in Hollywood, they all stopped off to take a tour of the stars' homes, during which they were all discovered and cast in KILL BILL. So the Cruisedroid was completed, and Nicole was forced to make a deal.

Nicole and the Cruisedroid met behind closed doors in Shangri-La, where they had a protracted swordfight. However, they were so evenly matched that, after years of fighting, they decided to call it a draw. They sat down with Zeus and Odin and hammered out an equitable arrangement by which Nicole would control half of the Hollywood studios and the Cruisedroid would control the other half.

Sadly for us, Universal studios fell under Nicole's control. But her protracted sword fight had left her very horny, so she went on another long string of affairs and paid little attention to what was going on. When she finally had all the sex out of her system, she found out that Universal had picked up Serenity and that the filming was already done. She didn't think anything of it until she saw a picture of Joss and noticed his red hair.

Now, everyone knows Nicole wants to be the only redhead in Hollywood, and so she immediately saw Joss as a threat. She also secretly suspected him of being the Cruisedroid in disguise. So she quickly threw together a crappy film starring herself and bumped Serenity from its primo release date in April to the far less desireable date in September.

So that is how Nicole is obviously directly responsible for Serenity being bumped. Aren't you glad you asked?



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Originally posted by gojiro:

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Originally posted by AURaptor:
I still don't see anything IN the story which would indicate that Nicole had anything to do w/ the change. Sure she's the big draw, but how often do the actors, no matter how big they may be, have a hand in choosing the release date ? Besides, this piece reads more like a column than an actual news release. Putting Kidman in the title but leaving any substantial or relevent info in the article which would link her to having anything to do w/the premier dates changing oesn't in the least prove (to me ) that she had a hand in it. By that logic, one could as easily write 'Fillion to blame for 'Jarhead' delay? '.

See, it just doesn't carry water, not with what info is given.

" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

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Not to diss you, but this just shows that you don't know how Hollywood truly works. See, there used to be one unified force that controlled all of Hollywood, and it was known as "Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman." For eons (or so it seemed), "CruiseKid" ruled Hollywood with an iron fist. While some thought this a Bad Thing, others noticed that under their reign, everything ran smoothly and release dates never had to be juggled.

But then Nicole betrayed and murdered Tom, and ran off to have a string of affairs in Australia. Fortunately, Tom's katra was ensconced for safekeeping on a CD-ROM, and soon a Cruisedroid was built and Tom's katra was downloaded into it.

Nicole found out about the Cruisedroid and sent an army of undead ninja assassins to destroy it before it could be completed. Being that this was their first time in Hollywood, they all stopped off to take a tour of the stars' homes, during which they were all discovered and cast in KILL BILL. So the Cruisedroid was completed, and Nicole was forced to make a deal.

Nicole and the Cruisedroid met behind closed doors in Shangri-La, where they had a protracted swordfight. However, they were so evenly matched that, after years of fighting, they decided to call it a draw. They sat down with Zeus and Odin and hammered out an equitable arrangement by which Nicole would control half of the Hollywood studios and the Cruisedroid would control the other half.

Sadly for us, Universal studios fell under Nicole's control. But her protracted sword fight had left her very horny, so she went on another long string of affairs and paid little attention to what was going on. When she finally had all the sex out of her system, she found out that Universal had picked up Serenity and that the filming was already done. She didn't think anything of it until she saw a picture of Joss and noticed his red hair.

Now, everyone knows Nicole wants to be the only redhead in Hollywood, and so she immediately saw Joss as a threat. She also secretly suspected him of being the Cruisedroid in disguise. So she quickly threw together a crappy film starring herself and bumped Serenity from its primo release date in April to the far less desireable date in September.

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Originally posted by TauSetiPrime:
You know...I didnt need a reason to hate Nicole Kidman.....


BUT, its sure nice to have one.






They didnt call it the dark ages because it was dark.

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