CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #4 by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #4

POSTED BY: TENTHCREWMEMBER
UPDATED: Wednesday, December 1, 2004 08:38
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Sunday, November 28, 2004 4:00 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

First off, let me say this has been a real treat for me! So many of you submit such funny ideas for this game, which makes it an honor to do these each week. Now then, in order to make it as much fun as possible, WILDHEAVENFARM has provided us with a poll about how you'd like to see the game go each week, and if you follow this link:

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/876727 (opens new window)

it will take you there. Please vote. I will strongly consider the votes of the fans here if I decide to make any changes. Thanks! And now for last week's winner...

There were so many funny ideas again, I thought that I'd choose the one that wasn't so funny, BUT, represented what I think many of us felt last week.

Congrats to ERELLEVENT! And now this week we have, once again, our namesake and Jayne...

MAL: See that? That is where I took an Alliance paperclip to the face during a corporate raid on Londonium.

As always, thanks for playing/reading along!
TCM

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Sunday, November 28, 2004 4:06 PM

THEGREYJEDI

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

MAL: Can you smell that?

JAYNE: Hey, he what smelt it, dealt it, cap'n.

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Sunday, November 28, 2004 4:09 PM

EST120

credit the simpsons for this one

simon said my nose would stop bleeding if i just kept my finger out of there.

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Sunday, November 28, 2004 4:31 PM

MANIACNUMBERONE

Mal - "If you look real close, then you'll be distracted enough to not notice while I smack you upside the head."

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Sunday, November 28, 2004 4:32 PM

WILDHEAVENFARM

Mal: Is this a stye? I think its a stye. Does it look like a stye to you?
Jayne: *Ugh* (stifles revulsion)

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

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Sunday, November 28, 2004 5:01 PM

JEBBYPAL

Mal: She hurt my nose. Kiss it and make it better?

Jayne: Huh?

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Sunday, November 28, 2004 5:19 PM

SIMONWHO

One for the Americans here:
Policeman (off screen): Very good sir. Now if you would walk along the white line while reciting the alphabet backwards.

And one for the Brits:
Mal: Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, not around the eyes but in the eyes, the eyes, the eyes - you're under. I do not have tight pants, those bulges are part of the fabric and in no way indicate that I'm attracted to you and frankly even if I were gay, I could do a lot better than you. 3, 2, 1, you're back.

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Sunday, November 28, 2004 5:44 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
One for the Americans here:
Policeman (off screen): Very good sir. Now if you would walk along the white line while reciting the alphabet backwards....

I have never known an American policeman to ever say "Very good sir." Not even a State Trooper.

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Sunday, November 28, 2004 5:51 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Mal: ... Just something you should know...your spit ball hit me right.... there, another centimeter or two and you could have taken my eye out.

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Sunday, November 28, 2004 5:58 PM

CALIGARI

Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal: ...and then she said if you strike the base of your palm upwards right here, you can drive shards of bone into the bad guy's brain and kill him instantly.

Jayne: Hold up, go back to the part where River told you about that, whatyacallit, that volcanic neck pinch thing....

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Sunday, November 28, 2004 6:01 PM

SUCCATASH

Mal: "I swear...I'm out of weed. Do my eyes look red to you?"

"Gott kann dich nicht vor mir beschuetzen, weil ich nicht boese bin."

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Monday, November 29, 2004 12:32 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

Quote:

Originally posted by Simonwho:

And one for the Brits:
Mal: Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, not around the eyes but in the eyes, the eyes, the eyes - you're under. I do not have tight pants, those bulges are part of the fabric and in no way indicate that I'm attracted to you and frankly even if I were gay, I could do a lot better than you. 3, 2, 1, you're back.

LMAO!!! I love Little Britain! (I can just imagine Jayne telling Mal to wait a minute while he gets a pair of glasses!) Great gag Simonwho! :)

Here's my entry:

MAL: "Do I have something in my eye?"
JAYNE: "Your eyeball. Dumbass.."

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Monday, November 29, 2004 3:05 AM

RYCE

Mal: If this were HBO, I'd be flicking you off right now.

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Monday, November 29, 2004 3:40 AM

HEB

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:

And one for the Brits:
Mal: Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, not around the eyes but in the eyes, the eyes, the eyes - you're under. I do not have tight pants, those bulges are part of the fabric and in no way indicate that I'm attracted to you and frankly even if I were gay, I could do a lot better than you. 3, 2, 1, you're back.

rotfl

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Monday, November 29, 2004 4:42 AM

PALADIN

Quote:

Jayne: "Mal, stop tryin' to adjust yer glasses. Ya don't wear any, remember?"

Mal: "I don't...wha? Saffron, izzat you?" (falls to ground)

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Monday, November 29, 2004 5:44 AM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

Jayne (frustrated): Mal, yer missin' yer nostril. No...it's right...no, my left! Man, that booger is ugly!

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Monday, November 29, 2004 8:49 AM

GOJIRO

MAL: Jayne, take a good look in my eye. You see anyone in there gives a good gorramn?

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Monday, November 29, 2004 8:59 AM

ODDNESS2HER

Mal: No, Jayne, I poked out Xander's LEFT eye.
This one, right here!

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Monday, November 29, 2004 10:13 AM

TUDYKRAWKS

Mal; "See Jayne it's not that I'm some tough guy, I'm actually physically unable to cry."

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Monday, November 29, 2004 12:10 PM

MALICIOUS

Mal: "Jayne, seriously dude, pop this for me. I can't quite get the angle."

(sound of Jayne dry heaving)

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Monday, November 29, 2004 1:34 PM

NEDWARD

It's not easy looking this good. If I stand under the lights the hair gel drips down to here.

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Monday, November 29, 2004 3:35 PM

FFYING2

Mal: Seriously, does my nose look big? Tell me straight.

Jayne: Ah, there's just more'a ya to love--I mean, yeah, powerful ugly nose, Mal... (eyes shift nervously)

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Monday, November 29, 2004 8:31 PM

ERELLEVENT

Jayne "Arn't you useing the wrong finger towrds Fox?"

Mal "My middle figer is to good for Fox".

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Tuesday, November 30, 2004 4:56 AM

WILDHEAVENFARM

Mal: I spy with my little eye something that starts with....J!

And we'll call it "Mal's Tragic Space Dementia".

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

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Tuesday, November 30, 2004 4:08 PM

DRAGONWINE

Mal: Come on Jayne, you don't want the womenfolk beatin' us. Now get with the game......Simon says touch your nose.

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Tuesday, November 30, 2004 4:52 PM

EBONEZER

(Who's seen Raiders of the last Ark?)

Jayne: Well, Goddamn it Mal! Where doesn't it hurt?

Mal: Here.

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Tuesday, November 30, 2004 8:39 PM

MINIME

Mal: One little kiss, right here.
Jayne: Now that's just downright disturbin'.

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Tuesday, November 30, 2004 8:39 PM

MINIME

Mal: One little kiss, right here.
Jayne: Now that's just downright disturbin'.

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 7:03 AM

BEENWITHAWARRIORWOMAN

Mal: C'mon, Jayne! It's no fun if you don't play along! Now with me, "Eyes and ears and mouth and nose..."

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 8:38 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL

Quote:
Originally posted by Caligari:
Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal: ...and then she said if you strike the base of your palm upwards right here, you can drive shards of bone into the bad guy's brain and kill him instantly.

Jayne: Hold up, go back to the part where River told you about that, whatyacallit, that volcanic neck pinch thing....