The faster loading treehouse! (Just for Maniac) by ebonezer

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Originally posted by SimonWho:

To be fair, it was Ebo that declared war on the three switches thread but that was in no way due to her drunken lust for power, no siree.

I didn't fight in no war.

Actually, yes I did, but i didn't START it. I just chose the target is all.

See, they all wanted to declare war on the "Who's been a fan sense the show was on TV" thread, but sense i was in both threads i said we couldn't. Then, as an alternitive, i decided we should attack the three switches thread.

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Sunday, December 5, 2004 3:56 PM

SIMONWHO

So that's how the war started.

Ah well, I suppose we can just bury the 5 billion bodies and start fresh (did I not mention I destroyed a few planets? No? Okay, that's my bad.)

Now then, who's ready for scones?

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Sunday, December 5, 2004 7:19 PM

mmmmm...scones.

*Ebo snags scone and crawls back under her pool table. She fines some pop rocks on the floor and her mind going. She decides that the world would be a better place if she tried a scone w/ pop rocks on top.*

Dudes! You gotta try this! Its a scone, but it pops!

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Sunday, December 5, 2004 11:47 PM

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Originally posted by nedward:
Excellent idea! I call pub duties. I'm just sayin'.

hey! YOU CAN'T!

I'm bartender... and anyone that tries to take the title away from me will get a can of guiness shoved where the sun don't shine and a pool cue smacking them upside the head...

Have I made myself clear?

PS: Cadburys Creme Eggs.. UGH! I gorged on them one year and made myself sick, now i csn't even think of them w/o stomach doing flip flops...

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Monday, December 6, 2004 12:19 AM

There was a war? And I missed it?
Oh, well.
Can I join this club? I'll, uh, do stuff... Or something... *mumble, mumble*

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SAFFRON: "Durran... This isn't what it looks like..."
MAL: "Unless it looks like we're stealing your priceless Lassiter, 'cause that's what we're doing. Don't ask me about the gun, though, 'cause that's new."
DURRAN: "Well. I appreciate your honesty. Not, you know, a lot, but --"

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Monday, December 6, 2004 12:22 AM

Knock, Knock... Can I come in and play too?

I come bearing gifts for the FLT. A lovely 42" widescreen, dvd player, and of course several copies of the FF dvd box set.

BTW,I just love what you all have done with the place!

Mai

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Monday, December 6, 2004 1:00 AM

Mantichorus and Mai, you are both welcome to join us! Welcome to the club!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"

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Monday, December 6, 2004 1:32 AM

Thanks PSYCHIRIVER and all who got this place started. I've never been in a tree house before?
Can I live here? It's so much cozier than my current dwelling in lurkerdom.

Mai

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Monday, December 6, 2004 1:37 AM

Bluhu!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"

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Monday, December 6, 2004 1:37 AM

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Originally posted by mai:
Thanks PSYCHIRIVER and all who got this place started. I've never been in a tree house before?
Can I live here? It's so much cozier than my current dwelling in lurkerdom.

Mai

Oh, I didn't get it started, I'm not much use at all! I just sit around knitting, and eating, and occasionally getting kidnapped!!

Of course you can live here!? We all have our own rooms, but I believe some people who share, and I think occasionally we should have big sleepovers, in the main living area. Some people sleep on the roof. There are still a couple rooms down the hall if ya wanna go claim one. Or maybe a little spot somehwere, we have a hammock im sure... Or ask someone if you can move in with them!

P.S. I made trifle. Bout time I fookin contribute!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"

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Monday, December 6, 2004 3:12 AM

I c-c-can't stay all by my lonesome little self.
Anyone want a really cool roomate? Well, ok, I don't know of one, but I am available. Who wants to share my hammock?

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Monday, December 6, 2004 6:57 AM

Thanks for having me here, guys. *sniff* I feel so loved!
mai, I'm gonna not share your hammock, due to two facts:
-1. I'm a gentleman.
-2. There wouldn't be enough room for you if I got in it!

Well, I've brought some Red Dwarf series 5 on DVD in - any other Dwarfers in the tree-house???

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SAFFRON: "Durran... This isn't what it looks like..."
MAL: "Unless it looks like we're stealing your priceless Lassiter, 'cause that's what we're doing. Don't ask me about the gun, though, 'cause that's new."
DURRAN: "Well. I appreciate your honesty. Not, you know, a lot, but --"

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Monday, December 6, 2004 8:46 AM

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Originally posted by mai:
I c-c-can't stay all by my lonesome little self.
Anyone want a really cool roomate? Well, ok, I don't know of one, but I am available. Who wants to share my hammock?

Well u can move into my room with me if you like? Just dont move too much around. The double-bed is mine, but theres also a lovely single. And you'll have to put up with my wonderfdul cat Annabelle!! Shes very friendly though. Anybody else got any pets they wanna bring to the club house?

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"

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Monday, December 6, 2004 10:45 AM

MANIACNUMBERONE

*Maniac wanders in with much lumber on his shoulder, carharts and a toolbelt. Sets down the lumber in the middle of all the talking and begins to take measurements... of everything. Soon the new and improved clubhouse will have a new wall unit, complete with large screen plasma tv for extensive Firefly viewage.

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Monday, December 6, 2004 11:04 AM

Wow an actual living and breathing gentlemen. I was pretty sure that was just a myth. Well move on over psychicriver. I promise to be nice and quiet like. I don't snore (although I have been caught singing the theme song in my sleep). I won't even take up much space... I can't however say the same for my kids errr um my cats they each weigh close to 20 lbs... and they're boys, hmmm maybe i better find them a room of their own.

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Monday, December 6, 2004 3:32 PM

I take full responsiblity for the treehouse and all other club related threads. In fact, the flag should have a picture of me on it

and hey, if our pets are comin to, can I bring my horse? Don't worry, he's a smalish horse, and he's house trained (well, not really, but he always does a nice job of pooping in one corner of his stall)

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Monday, December 6, 2004 6:14 PM

*Ebo crawls out from under the table and decides that its past time to try pepsimilk. She pops open a can, takes a sip, makes a face, and spits it out.*

Blech! This is disgusting!

No really, i REALLY DID try pepsimilk tonight. Although i was using some sort of retard holiday pepsi that was dyed red (it tased like normal pepsi though) and i get the idea that my pepsi to milk ratio was a tad off.

In anycase, don't buy into TRM's ramblings. Pepsimilk is BAD.

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Monday, December 6, 2004 6:50 PM

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:

BTW, Ebo, there was an old cartoon you were half-remembering in some thread or another. I saw a DVD for it in Media Play today: "Wacky Races".

The Real Me

Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:

Way!? Oh cool! Buy it for me!!

Ebo! You should know by now not to accept gifts from strange men!

The Real Me

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Monday, December 6, 2004 6:53 PM

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Originally posted by SimonWho:
So that's how the war started. Ah well, I suppose we can just bury the 5 billion bodies and start fresh (did I not mention I destroyed a few planets? No? Okay, that's my bad.)

Destroyed a FEW planets??? WOW! And I thought that MY superpower of dimensional manipulation was cool!

The Real Me

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Monday, December 6, 2004 7:02 PM

Welcome, Mantichorus and Mai! Thank you for the gifts.

Yes, you may stay here. There is plenty of room in the Treehouse, and we can always make more if you want your own room. See, in three dimensions, this structure is actually rather small, with only a handful of rooms.

But by taking an eleven-dimensional view, I can always just fold space over on itself, doubling our available space with each fold. I figure that we can work our way up to about the size of the Titanic before the strain on space-time becomes too great.

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Originally posted by mai:
I c-c-can't stay all by my lonesome little self.
Anyone want a really cool roomate? Well, ok, I don't know of one, but I am available. Who wants to share my hammock?

* The Real Me starts to respond, but reluctantly realizes that he is a gentleman, too. *

Oh, Mai, I have to comment on your idea of men wearing signs. The ones who are nice will wear the "I am a nice guy" signs. The ones who are jerks will wear... "I am a nice guy" signs. I'm afraid that it won't work.

The Real Me

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Monday, December 6, 2004 7:09 PM

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Originally posted by ebonezer:

In anycase, don't buy into TRM's ramblings. Pepsimilk is BAD.

* The Real Me grins sheepishly. *

Uh.

Well.

You see...

I've never tried it. I'm a coward.

I'm just the supplier, you see. It is ThatWeirdGirl who is Pepsimilk's primary proponent.

The Real Me

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Tuesday, December 7, 2004 5:48 AM

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Originally posted by shw:
Quote:
Originally posted by nedward:
Excellent idea! I call pub duties. I'm just sayin'.

hey! YOU CAN'T!

I'm bartender... and anyone that tries to take the title away from me will get a can of guiness shoved where the sun don't shine and a pool cue smacking them upside the head...

Have I made myself clear?

Well, Shw, I'm not certain that I want someone as nasty as this for our bartender. Look, you offended Nedward so much that he deleted all his posts and ran off.

The Real Me

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Tuesday, December 7, 2004 6:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Mantichorus:

mai, I'm gonna not share your hammock, due to two
Well, I've brought some Red Dwarf series 5 on DVD in - any other Dwarfers in the tree-house???
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Uh huh. I think Lister was my first ever TVcrush.. and even now I have a thing about sarcastic men in spaceships

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Tuesday, December 7, 2004 6:03 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Mantichorus:

mai, I'm gonna not share your hammock, due to two
Well, I've brought some Red Dwarf series 5 on DVD in - any other Dwarfers in the tree-house???
--"

Uh huh. I think Lister was my first ever TVcrush.. and even now I have a thing about sarcastic men in spaceships

-edit-
on second thoughts, that comment above sound a bit like a dressing up fetish. I assure you it's not ;)
-/edit-

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Tuesday, December 7, 2004 6:10 AM

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Quote:
Originally posted by shw:
Quote:
Originally posted by nedward:
Excellent idea! I call pub duties. I'm just sayin'.

hey! YOU CAN'T!

I'm bartender... and anyone that tries to take the title away from me will get a can of guiness shoved where the sun don't shine and a pool cue smacking them upside the head...

Have I made myself clear?

Well, Shw, I'm not certain that I want someone as nasty as this for our bartender.
The Real Me

Um, well... can we put that down to me channelling my inner zoe and move on? Really, I'm very nice.. and would actually just laugh in the face of danger and then run away. Unless I have PMS, but then I'm not responsible for my actions ;)
Now, pepsimilks for them that like it and Beer for everyone else? I heard a rumour about trifle and M&M's. I also have Pizza.

shw (your very friendly and not *that* nasty local bartender)

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Tuesday, December 7, 2004 8:53 AM

SAFFRONFAN

Steps in cautiously, clears throat to speak. "Um, hi everyone. I'm new here. THEREALME invited me. It would be nice to get to know you."

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Tuesday, December 7, 2004 9:03 AM

MALICIOUS

Well, Saffronfan, if TRM invited you, you are welcome. Which dimension are you from?

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Tuesday, December 7, 2004 12:23 PM

SAFFRONFAN

Just this side of the universe, on a little blue and green planet. It's not very original, I know.

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Tuesday, December 7, 2004 7:09 PM

Saffronfan!

Glad you found your way here!

I see you've already met Mal-licious. She is the mistress of all she surveys (and she has a very high-powered telescope).

We'll have to set up a full-scale tour of the treehouse for you some time. If you'd like, we can set aside a room for you.

But this is the main communal room. Over there is the pool table under which Ebo often hides. She's our leader. Against that wall is a pinball machine and the Whack-a-Mole machine that I modified to have plastic heads of Fox executives. That is our robot Sparky. Just ask him, and he'll perform simple tasks for you. There's the fully stocked bar, with Shw, our bartender. Here is a line of hammocks which can be swung for you, and a hanging chair or two. And against this other wall is our huge plasma TV in its brand-new entertainment center (thanks, Mai and ManiacNumberOne), on which we run firefly episodes day and night.

What else?

The corridors leading off in every direction go to the private rooms.

Someone talked about a hot-tub, but I haven't seen it yet.

At the foot of the tree is zoid, in his Bottom-of-the-tree pub. He is a philosopher.

Up on the roof is where The Grey Jedi lives. He can create technological marvels out of random piles of junk. Also, he has a trebuchet up there. *Whispers* Be nice to him, and he'll give you some Spam.

Uh, just wander around. Make yourself at home. Most folks around here are friendly. Sorry, but I can't introduce you to each and every one right now. Perhaps we need to compile a roster.

Here, have some Pepsimilk!

Oh, I almost forgot! Shw made us a flag!

The Real Me

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Tuesday, December 7, 2004 7:27 PM

*Ebo stirs from her nest under the pool table as she hears 'pepsimilk' being mentioned.*

Noooooooooo!!!!

*Taking a flying leap she knockes the cursed substance out of Saffron's hands.*

Whew, that was a close one. Pepsimilk is the devil. Avoid it like, um, something bad and to be avoided...

*Ebo scurries back under the table and begens to count her pop rocks before she realizes...*

Hey, we haven't had a war in a while. What do you say we have one little battle, just for old time sakes?

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Tuesday, December 7, 2004 7:38 PM

SaffronFan, what else do you need to know?

Right. Our past. Our history. It is... complicated.

Over time, we have lived in a succession of threads. But the threads are still out there if you are bored enough to track them down and read them.

Right now, we are in the "Faster Loading Treehouse" thread.

Before that, there was the "Not going to be depressed about the delay club" thread. That was when Ebo first moved us into the treehouse. During that time, we fought the Three Switches War with the "I know what the Three Switches do" thread.

SimonWho was a respected foe at that time, who decided to join us after Ebo bravely led us in suppressing the tyranny of the Three Switches.

Before THAT, we lived in the "Forgotten Not a Guy/Girl Clubhouse" thread. I think that only Ebo, Mal-licious, ThatWeirdGirl, Sparky, and myself are still around from then. My apologies if I have fogotten anyone. Man, did we have a wild party one Friday night! This thread was in the Talk Story Forum. The others that I mentioned have been in General Discussions.

There were other threads before that one, but they were before my time. Mal-licious and Ebo could possibly talk about them.

Anyway, that is who we are.

The Real Me

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Tuesday, December 7, 2004 7:49 PM

* The Real Me looks down at the broken bottle of Pepsimilk, and frowns. *

Sparky! A mop!

* The Real Me walks over to the pool table and looks underneath. *

Ebo, do you know how difficult it is to bring bottles of Pepsimilk all the way to this reality? I understand that you don't care for it, but...

* Sigh. *

Anyway, we should be careful about invading other threads. If we make ourselves too annoying, then Haken will be obliged to punish us. He might cut down the treehouse, or remove our super powers, or even *gulp* delete us.

Now the Three Switches... yes, that was a war that was just and proper. But otherwise, well, I don't know.

The Real Me

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Tuesday, December 7, 2004 8:11 PM

Alright fine, no wars.

Ok, so continuing were You left off with this clubhouse history thing. I'll start from the beging and move to where he left off.

Firstly, notice my sig please. Thats because I'm a girl, and people kept calling me he. So, i was complaing about this, and Mal found me and was like, "Same thing happens to me all the time!"

Then i was like, "Dude! We should make a club or something!" so I did. That would be the origonal "I am NOT a guy" thread. And we partied, and had fun, and made all the boys jealous. So they made their own clubhouse, the "I am NOT a girl" thread. Wars ensued. I beleve that there were thefts of plasma TV's, Cabana boys forced into slavery, and these threads might have had something to do with the formation of Statics (and others) harems. But i can't realy remember. We were all quite drunk at the time.

Time passed, and both threads fell into oblivion untill one day, like a gleaming, um, shiny thing, the "I am not a girl/guy clubhouse" was formed by Mal. This combined the warring fractions into one where the girls bossed the boys around (have you noticed how well we have You trained?). We also had gunhand fixing the roof...in a kilt, and i think that clubhouse also featured the debut performance of The Fireflies. (speaking of which, has anybody seen KGB lately).

Ahh, the fireflies, i wonder where they are now...especial that kick ass lead guitar player, what was her name? Oh right, that would be me.

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Tuesday, December 7, 2004 8:19 PM

And by "You" Ebo means "Me".

The Real Me, that is.

I built Sparky about halfway down the "Not a Guy/Girl" thread because all the cabana boys had run away. The ladies started to talk about eunuchs, you see.

Sometime after that was "The Fireflies" one and only performance. Not all of the twenty or so members of the band made it. In fact, only Ebo was performing, with ThatWeirdGirl, Sparky, myself, and some muppet as an audience.

That, and guacamole punch. Mmmmm...

*Whispers* By the way, I only pretend to be a subservient slave in order to protect these ladies from themselves.

The Real Me

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Tuesday, December 7, 2004 8:39 PM

You know I just hate when I have to leave the FLT for reality. I love being at work and saying "If you need me, I'll be in the tree house." and then spending half an hour pretending to be concentrating on some highly important task. I just dont' understand the strange looks I get.
Anyway, thanks for the welcome TRM. As for the sign thing I knew it was too simple of an idea to really work, but there has to be something to make guys easier to read. Oh well, I suppose that would take away all the fun of figuring it out on my own. I guess for now I will just have to be content with my Simon fantasies and on that note .

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Tuesday, December 7, 2004 8:52 PM

SAFFRONFAN

SaffronFan looked sadly upon the remains of the broken pepsimilk bottle, and said. "I would have liked to try it." He shrugged. "Anyway, this club has an interesting history. I would never have thought a club could be started that way."

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Wednesday, December 8, 2004 12:20 AM

SaffronFan, fear ye not! I have a secret stash of PepsiMilk hidden in a padlocked cupboard in the bar, come get the key off me any time and help yourself. Just don't tell Ebo where I keep the key because I fear she'll throw my hidden supplies down to zoid at the bottom of the tree.. which could create an interesting moat effect.

RE: war. Since we have a flag, doesn't this mean we don't need to decalre war anymore. No other thread has a flag.. therefore they all belong to us. ;)
Bwahahahaha.. mine is an evil laugh.

I just noticed. I have no bunkmate.. anyone wanna share? I'm tidy & clean, I have no pets, but I'm a smoker.

Who from the threehouse has AOLIM? I keep meaning to make it to the shindigs but have only managed it once due to invasion of RL. My ID is shw2424 for them that wants it.

shw

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Wednesday, December 8, 2004 12:49 AM

IAMZOE

Thanks for these great explanations of Thread History. I was feeling a little intimidated about joining in here, and also wondering why there were so many gender-crises. If I bring some British sweets to add to Simonwho’s, and also some Irn-Bru to drink (instead of pepsimilk), can I sit quietly in the corner and watch Firefly with you all?

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Wednesday, December 8, 2004 12:55 AM

I don't see any reason why you can't join, iamzoe. I'm new here myself, but I don't see why that should exclude me from sayin' that people can join...
Could you bring in some Cadbury's Dairy Milk chocolate, please?

I love that stuff...
Now, I'd better get on with my IT project... 15 versions of Godzilla down, 5 to go...
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SAFFRON: "Durran... This isn't what it looks like..."
MAL: "Unless it looks like we're stealing your priceless Lassiter, 'cause that's what we're doing. Don't ask me about the gun, though, 'cause that's new."
DURRAN: "Well. I appreciate your honesty. Not, you know, a lot, but --"

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Wednesday, December 8, 2004 1:56 AM

welcome iamzoe. please have a seat and enjoy the show.

ummm hey guys i brought us a fun jumpy thing to play on (trampoline that's the word i was searching for). i just have one problem i think it's gonna be a bit difficult to haul up into the FLT. exactly how far off the ground are we? maybe we could just jump off the ledge of the porch (we do have a porch, right?) onto the trampoline? well it seemed like a good idea at the time, now im not so sure.

oh and im not sure what everyone around here celebrates, but could we decorate the tree for the holidays? pretty please?

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Wednesday, December 8, 2004 2:16 AM

When talking through the history nobody mentioned that I was recently kidnapped! Although you could learn that by reading this whoel thread. Hi guys! Welcome! I am PsychicRiver, but my psychich powers are limited and rare though...so bare with me! I occasionally knit!

I like the idea of the tramp-pampoline at the bottom, which could act as a quick escape route.

Any clubhouse members other than my Brother SimonWho and myself going to the "Serenity" convention in April/May next year??

And, on the subject of war...well if we could vaguely twist someones words in another thread so that it sounds like they insulted us and our thread then we can justly decalre war on them. Just dont do it on any of my threads!

Ooh HOG is on Sci-Fi now!

Bye guys!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"

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Wednesday, December 8, 2004 2:16 AM

SIMONWHO

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
I guess for now I will just have to be content with my Simon fantasies and on that note .

Raises left eyebrow then realises he has to instead bumble around, trying to be proper.

Quote:
Originally posted by shw:
I just noticed. I have no bunkmate.. anyone wanna share? I'm tidy & clean, I have no pets, but I'm a smoker.

That's a good point, is this a non-smoking clubhouse? And now I think of it, is there smoking in Firefly? Surely they'd have invented cancer-proof cigarettes in 500 years (that could be mass produced)?

Quote:
Originally posted by iamzoe:
If I bring some British sweets to add to Simonwho’s, and also some Irn-Bru to drink (instead of pepsimilk), can I sit quietly in the corner and watch Firefly with you all?

Ah, Irn-Bru, one of the four corners of the Scottish diet. (Note for non-Brits, Irn-Bru is akin to a drink version of chewing gum, an acquired taste). Still, I'm all for adding a Scottish tang to the place, in fact I'll contribute some flavour myself.

*puts on a Belle & Sebastian CD*

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Wednesday, December 8, 2004 2:25 AM

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Originally posted by mai:

i brought us a fun jumpy thing to play on (trampoline that's the word i was searching for). i just have one problem i think it's gonna be a bit difficult to haul up into the FLT. exactly how far off the ground are we? maybe we could just jump off the ledge of the porch (we do have a porch, right?) onto the trampoline?

oh and im not sure what everyone around here celebrates, but could we decorate the tree for the holidays? pretty please?

YAY! Trampolines!
I think if we leave the trampoline at the foot of the tree then we can leap off the edge of the treehouse, onto the trampoline and then bounce into our pepsimilk moat. A good idea? or am i going mad?

and yes! lets decorate the tree for Christmas... I brought some fairy lights and a big lit up plastic santa for the roof.. it's only Christmas if you can decorate the place so it looks downright tacky. ;)

shw

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Wednesday, December 8, 2004 2:34 AM

IAMZOE

* takes Belle and Sebastian CD off. Substitutes with Idlewild CD. *
Ah, that’s better. Good Scottish music.
* Takes a swig of Irn-Bru *
Poor SimonWho. Always confused in his music choices.
I will be at the convention too!

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Wednesday, December 8, 2004 6:05 AM

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Originally posted by shw:

I just noticed. I have no bunkmate.. anyone wanna share? I'm tidy & clean, I have no pets, but I'm a smoker.

shw

* The Real Me thinks on this. *

Well, Shw, as it happens, I am a messy slob and I do not smoke. BUT, I don't have any pets, either. This, of course, means that we have something in common, and therefore...

* The Real Me reconsiders, realizing that, not only is he too much of a gentleman, but also that it would be inadvisable to make a pathetic attempt to move in with Shw while still trying to woo Mal-licious. *

Uh, never mind. Bad idea.

The Real Me

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Wednesday, December 8, 2004 6:41 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
...And now I think of it, is there smoking in Firefly?...

Yeah, remember the sheriff in The Train Job - he had a ciggie and shared it with a prisoner.

Speaking of prisoners...

Where am I?
The clubhouse.

Eh, if you got that, you'll know what's next, and if you didn't there's no point in expanding on it...

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SAFFRON: "Durran... This isn't what it looks like..."
MAL: "Unless it looks like we're stealing your priceless Lassiter, 'cause that's what we're doing. Don't ask me about the gun, though, 'cause that's new."
DURRAN: "Well. I appreciate your honesty. Not, you know, a lot, but --"

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Wednesday, December 8, 2004 6:43 AM