A thread dedicated strictly to Mal-licious by BadgersHat

For the seldom-if-ever 'mal' 'Lishus:

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and (somewhat) more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And TheRealMe cannot seem to get a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
Yet seasonally is Lish's honey-gold hair dimm'd to crystal brown;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade (thanks in part to questionable photography)
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st (which ain't gonna happen as long as Adobe makes Photoshop):
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see (aforementioned doctored, questionable images),

So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

...And tho' the Bard was too faint to ask,
Where's the nude photographee?

Poetic'ly,

zoid

P.S.
I luv you, 'Lish...

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Friday, December 10, 2004 9:07 AM

BadgersHat!

This is an EXCELLENT idea! I bet she will LOVE it.

(Mal-licious wonders how on earth she can hijack THIS thread???)

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Friday, December 10, 2004 9:09 AM

Again with the "questionable?!" Jeez!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Friday, December 10, 2004 9:24 AM

JUSTASHEPHERD

Quote:
(Mal-licious wonders how on earth she can hijack THIS thread???)

If anyone can do it, it's you!

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WWRD

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Friday, December 10, 2004 10:28 AM

GEEZER

Keep the Shiny side up

This thread is worthless without pictures.

"Keep the Shiny side up"

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Friday, December 10, 2004 12:19 PM

POTEMKINVILLAGER

Quote:
Originally posted by JustAShepherd:
Quote:
(Mal-licious wonders how on earth she can hijack THIS thread???)

If anyone can do it, it's you!

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WWRD

Hint: she doesn't hijack fanfics. Heh-heh....

"The trouble with normal is it always gets worse."

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Friday, December 10, 2004 1:43 PM

PV, thanks for the suggestion!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Friday, December 10, 2004 1:50 PM

ZEEK

Um...well I just read what this thread is all about and since I've posted since it's creation I guess I'm supposed to post here too.

Uh....I don't really know malicious at all but um...you seem....swell?

There. How'd I do?

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Friday, December 10, 2004 1:55 PM

Zeek,

Hmmmm. You need some work, but I guess it was ok. Talk to Zoid, Jefe, Ebo, TheRealMe, Neroli (if she's still alive) and ThatWeirdGirl for hints on just how annoying I am. They should give you a big head start on your next post here!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Friday, December 10, 2004 2:09 PM

EVERYONE!!

Today I have decided to share with all of you my new favorite post. Kind of like "Oprah" ain't I?

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=18&t=8201

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Friday, December 10, 2004 2:13 PM

POTEMKINVILLAGER

Quote:

PV, thanks for the suggestion!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

Heh-heh, pt. II: You seemed doomed to fall for my nefarious trap.... Knowing you can't resist, you will inevitably overextend your thread hijinksjackings to the point where you will suffer the inevitable hyperanxiety breakdown, via which you'll be reduced to your core essence, oh yeah, the soft, kittycatish goodhearted mellow sweet thingy we all know you actually is.

Nefariously,
PV

"The trouble with normal is it always gets worse."

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Friday, December 10, 2004 3:46 PM

RUE

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!

OK. I posted. So now I post here, right?

MAL-icious. Mal. Coincidence?

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Friday, December 10, 2004 4:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by PotemkinVillager:
Heh-heh, pt. II: You seemed doomed to fall for my nefarious trap.... Knowing you can't resist, you will inevitably overextend your thread hijinksjackings to the point where you will suffer the inevitable hyperanxiety breakdown, via which you'll be reduced to your core essence, oh yeah, the soft, kittycatish goodhearted mellow sweet thingy we all know you actually is.

Nah.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Friday, December 10, 2004 5:00 PM

'Lish:

Quote:

Quote:

Originally posted by PotemkinVillager:
Heh-heh, pt. II: You seemed doomed to fall for my nefarious trap.... Knowing you can't resist, you will inevitably overextend your thread hijinksjackings to the point where you will suffer the inevitable hyperanxiety breakdown, via which you'll be reduced to your core essence, oh yeah, the soft, kittycatish goodhearted mellow sweet thingy we all know you actually is.

Nah.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

He don't know you very well, do he? I'll buy the 'kittycatish' thing, but only the kind that walks by with a bird's tail protruding from its mouth...

Knowingly,

-zed

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Friday, December 10, 2004 6:08 PM

NEROLI

Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:
but only the kind that walks by with a bird's tail protruding from its mouth...

Yep, that pretty much sums Mal up right there....

OH! And I liiiiiiiiiiiive!!! Sorry Mal, little Sis is still here to torment you...LOL

The Old Broad Monkey

http://lurid-eidolon.org/fireflyawards/index.php

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Friday, December 10, 2004 7:30 PM

Who's dumb ass idea is this? You'll only encorage her and she'll never learn...

oops! I mean...

Mal! Dearest! Thou art so very shiny! Gee, we are so very impressed by your, um, shiny-ness! Please don't burninate us!

*Runs back to the treehouse and dives under her pool table.*

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Friday, December 10, 2004 7:50 PM

MANIACNUMBERONE

does posting on the taglog mean I need to post here too, or is this merely a thread hijacking intervention?
By the way, everyone loves Malicious and wants photos.

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Friday, December 10, 2004 7:53 PM

KELLAINA

Malicious? Never heard of him...

If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. -"Angel"

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Friday, December 10, 2004 8:33 PM

BADGERSHAT

Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
Who's dumb ass idea is this?

... um... that would be... um... my idea...

... didn't think it was dumb-ass... I thought maybe she'd be happy enough to post some (undoctored) pictures... I'm gonna go sit in the corner and suck my thumb...

--Jefé The Hat

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--Don't bother trying to predict, figure out, second guess, criticize, or suggest anything that comes from the mind of Joss Whedon, for you shall usually be wrong, and shall find out the Truth and Purpose in due time.
(This is the Truth of Whedoning)

"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

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Friday, December 10, 2004 9:09 PM

NEEDLESEYE

I wanna go to the planet where I have my own thread.

not really, just amused with Malicious, and full of uisce beatha.

Malicious, enjoy the light spot, I mean the spot light, ya hijacker extraordinaire! Woot!

Keeper of Jayne's goggles. 8)
I am Nathan's biggest "Flan"

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Friday, December 10, 2004 9:29 PM

¡Hola!, Jefé!

Tu escrito:

Quote:
...I thought maybe she'd be happy enough to post some (undoctored) pictures... I'm gonna go sit in the corner and suck my thumb...

Hey! You're supposed to be Pasha and she's supposed to be the harem girl, not the other way around! As the immortal Cartman would advise, you must make her respect your authoritah! Don't mope in some corner and suck your thumb!

Get the harem girl to suck it for you...

(*listening to the crickets chirp in the stunned silence that ensues, zoid recalls the peaceful stillness he once experienced, just after he fell off the back of a pickup truck doing 40 MPH across a deserted and beautiful Texas beach*)

Explicatively,

zoid

P.S.
Somebody remind me: Is it across the wrist, or perpendicular to it? TIA.

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Friday, December 10, 2004 9:51 PM

NEEDLESEYE

Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:
zoid recalls the peaceful stillness he once experienced, just after he fell off the back of a pickup truck doing 40 MPH across a deserted and beautiful Texas beach*)

as in unconciousness?

Keeper of Jayne's goggles. 8)
I am Nathan's biggest Flan

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Friday, December 10, 2004 9:52 PM

MAI

malicious
i don't know you all that well, but after running in to you a few times at the tree house i definetly think you deserve your own thread.
Mai
p.s. do you teach thread hi-jacking lessons? i'd just love to learn.

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Saturday, December 11, 2004 4:07 AM

Just for your edification, Mai, I AM considering starting a "How To Hijack A Thread" thread. However, I first want everyone to know that my intent is never to HIJACK the thread, per se, but merely to interject my own flavor into it, so to speak. I just like to be the stone that the stream must flow AROUND, NOT the dam that blocks it up. See the diff?

In any case, I want to first say that it's been an honor just being nominated for my own thread. But actually GETTING one? Well, it's been a thrill ride.

I'd like to thank all the little people who made it possible:

Me!
and...ummm...
Jefe and Zoid. Neroli? Did I see her up there? Using a walker? Ebo, the nasty jurassic-porn star. Maniacnumerouno, Kellaina the Wench, Needleseye and you, Mai. Geezer and Shepherd-I-mean-the-KenJennings-of-Firefly, Rue and you too, Zeek. Thank you all for making this event possible.

*EDIT* Oh, I forgot PV and PsychicRiver and Gorramreavers!! You, too, guys!

My most humble appreciation to Haken, as well, for putting the lights up in my honor.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Saturday, December 11, 2004 5:22 AM

needleseye queried:

Quote:
...as in unconciousness?

I've never been lucky enough to pass out. In this instance, we simply hit a bump; there was that sensation of Time stretching and thickening, the whole Universe in utter silence, as I fell in slow motion from the open tailgate on which I had been sitting, and rolled ass-over-teakettle along the beach. As I came to rest, on my back, watching the gulls wheel overhead in the most excellent sky, that moment lingered, then fled.

Checking for damage, I was as amazed as anyone that I had sustained no injury whatsoever (was there ever so fair a state as Texas?).

Luckily, I had landed on my head; hence the closing 'Explicatively'...

Elucidatively,

zoid

P.S.
Mmmm-a-licious, as I lay supine in that moment, I saw a beautiful smiling face, with hazel eyes and hair that seem'd to shimmer through the colors of the rainbow, and I knew... Then the moment passed, and as the world of Time and sounds returned, my Golden Retriever, standing above me, licked my face. (just trying to stay on topic; you should try it)

loov,
-zed

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Saturday, December 11, 2004 5:25 AM

(points at the title of the thread)

Zoid,

I AM the topic. Sheesh! (makes crazy-in-the-head twirling motion next to right temple)

Some people!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Saturday, December 11, 2004 5:31 AM

Good morning, Mal-Licious, Mistress of All-She-Surveys!

I trust you slept well and are ready to get on with the dirty business of ruling over your demesne (a KRAD term, from 'Dragon Precinct').

As you have undoubtedly surmised, we, your lowly minions, eagerly await your command (after we've finished our coffee, at any rate).

Groggily,

zoid

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Saturday, December 11, 2004 7:25 AM

BADGERSHAT

Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:
¡Hola!, Jefé!

Tu escrito:
Quote:
...I thought maybe she'd be happy enough to post some (undoctored) pictures... I'm gonna go sit in the corner and suck my thumb...

Hey! You're supposed to be Pasha and she's supposed to be the harem girl, not the other way around! As the immortal Cartman would advise, you must make her respect your authoritah! Don't mope in some corner and suck your thumb!

Get the harem girl to suck it for you...

(*listening to the crickets chirp in the stunned silence that ensues, zoid recalls the peaceful stillness he once experienced, just after he fell off the back of a pickup truck doing 40 MPH across a deserted and beautiful Texas beach*)

Explicatively,

zoid

P.S.
Somebody remind me: Is it across the wrist, or perpendicular to it? TIA.

... dude... whoa... um... I think Haken's trying to keep a more-or-less General Audiences rating here...

But she [is]IS my harem girl, though... so maybe there's a bit of validity to your advice...

--Jefé The Hat

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--Don't bother trying to predict, figure out, second guess, criticize, or suggest anything that comes from the mind of Joss Whedon, for you shall usually be wrong, and shall find out the Truth and Purpose in due time.
(This is the Truth of Whedoning)

"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

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Saturday, December 11, 2004 8:20 AM

Jefé:

"Thumb". What ever did you have on your mind?

v/r,
-zed

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Saturday, December 11, 2004 10:01 AM

BADGERSHAT

Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:

Jefé:

"Thumb". What ever did you have on your mind?

v/r,
-zed

Yeah, I'm a sick dude, I know... what can I say? Mal-licious has that effect on me (and I suspect others, as well).

--Jefé The Hat

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--Don't bother trying to predict, figure out, second guess, criticize, or suggest anything that comes from the mind of Joss Whedon, for you shall usually be wrong, and shall find out the Truth and Purpose in due time.
(This is the Truth of Whedoning)

"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

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Saturday, December 11, 2004 10:56 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:

Jefé:

"Thumb". What ever did you have on your mind?

v/r,
-zed

Zoid,

Would you believe that I once offered Jefe a Hummer and he TURNED IT DOWN!?

Yup. 'strue.

http://www.hummer9.com/h3/preview/h3preview.html

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Saturday, December 11, 2004 11:06 AM

TETHYS

Here's to my fav neighbor...*sorta*

"this thread's for you" is it less filling, or tastes great?

"Your mouth is talking. Might wanna see to that"

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Saturday, December 11, 2004 11:25 AM

NEROLI

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Neroli? Did I see her up there? Using a walker?

I come out of lurk mode just to make a post in the special Malicious thread and this is the abuse I get?

Oh well, least I'm not one of the ones you forgot to thank in your old age...

But since my first post lacked a little something in the fawning over Mal spirit of this thread I'd like to add the top 10 reasons I adore Malicious (even if she is a pain in the *ss).

1) She rawks!!!
2) She rolls!!!
3) She's witty!!!
4) And charming!!!
5) And CUTE!!! (yes, I did see the pics you posted a while back)
6) She's sexy!!!
7) She won't steal Jayne from me so long as I leave Mal alone!!!
8) She's easy to appease, just give her Mal and she's happy!!!
9) She's older than me!! *giggles*
10) She's a Goddess and I must adore her or she'll smite me!!!

The Old Broad Monkey

http://lurid-eidolon.org/fireflyawards/index.php

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Saturday, December 11, 2004 11:39 AM

Mmmm-my-lishy-goddess pointed out:

Quote:
Would you believe that I once offered Jefe a Hummer and he TURNED IT DOWN!?

Reeally... Well, given his current state of (non)affairs, perhaps he thought it too generous a gift to accept? Perhaps you might just offer him a little something from http://www.head.com/. Surely everyone wants HEAD for Christmas. It needn't be anything that rattles his sense of propriety; I should think some balls or bindings might be accepted in friendship.

I, on the other hand, am getting no younger or prettier, and have got little time to worry over such minutiae. I'd gladly take the HUMMER, and propriety be damned. Jefé is young; I have been around long enough to know not to look a gift HUMMER in the mouth, so to speak.

Now, let's see... How 'bout some music for the CD player? Where'd I put that Citizen Dick EP? Maybe it's on your side of the car: Check under your seat...

Innocently,

zoid

P.S.
I wonder why those companies spell HEAD and HUMMER in all caps? Makes you think, doesn't it? Then again, maybe not...

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Saturday, December 11, 2004 1:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by tethys:
"this thread's for you" is it less filling, or tastes great?

(Mal-licious wonders, head cocked, a thoughtful look on her face)Honestly, I don't know! I think I'll need a few more threads before I can decide.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Saturday, December 11, 2004 1:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
But since my first post lacked a little something in the fawning over Mal spirit of this thread I'd like to add the top 10 reasons I adore Malicious (especially since she is a pain in the *ss).

1) She rawks!!!
2) She rolls!!!
3) She's witty!!!
4) And charming!!!
5) And CUTE!!! (yes, I did see the pics you posted a while back)
6) She's sexy!!!
7) She won't steal Jayne from me so long as I leave Mal alone!!!
8) She's easy to appease, just give her Mal and she's happy!!!
9) She's older than me!! *giggles*
10) She's a Goddess and I must adore her or she'll smite me!!!

Now this is more like it! EVERYONE! Use this post as a template for all of your future posts!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Saturday, December 11, 2004 1:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:
Now, let's see... How 'bout some music for the CD player? Where'd I put that Citizen Dick EP? Maybe it's on your side of the car: Check under your seat...

Zoid,

I can't seem to locate it. I don't feel anything under my seat. Perhaps if I used a magnifying glass, a flashlight and some tweezers...

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Saturday, December 11, 2004 5:00 PM

NEROLI

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
10) She's a Goddess and I must adore her or she'll smite me!!!

Now this is more like it! EVERYONE! Use this post as a template for all of your future posts!

Especially # 10...I think that one should be required to be on all lists...

The Old Broad Monkey

http://lurid-eidolon.org/fireflyawards/index.php

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Saturday, December 11, 2004 5:16 PM

'Lishus replied:

Quote:
I can't seem to locate it. I don't feel anything under my seat. Perhaps if I used a magnifying glass, a flashlight and some tweezers...

It's in the CD wallet, darlin', so I don't think you'll need the tweezers, nor the magnifying glass, unless your eyesight's shot (so much the better for me). But the seats in these HUMMERs are pretty big, so the flashlight is probably a good idea.

You never know what you might find under there... (

right back atcha, babe!)

Automotively,

zoid

P.S.
What's the score? Are we tied? Well, I surrender anyhow. *zoid tosses keys to HUMMER back to 'Lish* Who am I to bandy words with a goddess? I ain't got the intestinal fortitude for it...

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Saturday, December 11, 2004 8:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:
...and rolled ass-over-teakettle along the beach.

Hey! Maniac! You see that? either its a real phrase that I copied, or the phrase that I invented is starting to catch on!

Woohoo!

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Sunday, December 12, 2004 2:50 AM

Zoid,

I did not know there was score keeping going on. However, I would put forth that I have the highest score, whatever it might be.

But I'd let you win, cuz of all the love!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Sunday, December 12, 2004 2:50 AM

EBO!!

What are you doing hijacking MY thread??

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Sunday, December 12, 2004 8:50 AM

Who? Me? I didn't do anything. That was mearly a rock for the rest of the thread to flow around.

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Sunday, December 12, 2004 10:02 AM

CORNCOBB

I just posted on the 'Haken' thread and thought I'd stop by here and pay homage to the true spirit of Christams: Malicious

Oh, Badgershat, this wasn't a stupid idea, it's good fun.
Can I have my own thread?

"Gorramit Mal... I've forgotten my line."

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Sunday, December 12, 2004 11:19 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
Who? Me? I didn't do anything. That was mearly a rock for the rest of the thread to flow around.

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Sunday, December 12, 2004 11:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Corncobb:
Can I have my own thread?

Oh, Corncobb! (give you noogies) Thank you, but sorry, no, you cannot have your own thread. Now run along and play! Byebye!

(whispers to Jefe) Jefe! You go make sure this person doesn't get their own thread!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Sunday, December 12, 2004 3:44 PM