A thread dedicated strictly to Mal-licious by BadgersHat

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A thread dedicated strictly to Mal-licious

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Sunday, December 12, 2004 3:48 PM

CORNCOBB

Ha ha! too late

"Gorramit Mal... I've forgotten my line."

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Monday, December 13, 2004 10:05 AM

KELLAINA

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:

I'd like to thank all the little people who made it possible:

Me!
and...ummm...
Jefe and Zoid. Neroli? Did I see her up there? Using a walker? Ebo, the nasty jurassic-porn star. Maniacnumerouno, Kellaina the Wench, Needleseye and you, Mai. Geezer and Shepherd-I-mean-the-KenJennings-of-Firefly, Rue and you too, Zeek. Thank you all for making this event possible.

If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. -"Angel"

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Monday, December 13, 2004 3:59 PM

EBONEZER

Hey, who likes cheese? I like cheese quite a lot.

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Monday, December 13, 2004 4:00 PM

EBONEZER

Hey, who likes cheese? I like cheese quite a lot.

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Monday, December 13, 2004 4:16 PM

MALICIOUS

Why don't you go start a cheese thread and LEAVE MINE ALONE!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Monday, December 13, 2004 4:50 PM

THEGREYJEDI

Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:

Jefé:

"Thumb". What ever did you have on your mind?

v/r,
-zed

stammer. stutter. Forgive me, Haken, but I just have to point out that finger sucking is a pleasurable thing. Where's the line start?

Mmm-alcious, object of young men's desires since whenever.

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Tuesday, December 14, 2004 12:31 PM

FIREFLOOZYSUZIE

Cheese! Yum! Morphine on a cracker! The riper the better! Moldy, stinky, smeary...

**Mal-licious should be happy now that we are discussing CHEESE rather than her**

Hey, Mal, now that you're, like, famous and beloved by all, is there still a snowball's chance we'll see you on New Years? Hardly seems possible.

**Suzie takes a number and sits down to patiently await an audience with Her Lofty RedBellNess**

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Tuesday, December 14, 2004 12:58 PM

MALICIOUS

Suze,

Henceforth, one may still presume that an appearance may be made. Forsooth, thou shalt obtain the fromage which stinketh the mosteth.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Tuesday, December 14, 2004 1:01 PM

Mal-licious, you rock! Every syllable of every word you send across the medium of cyberspace (and surely every word that you speak) is entrancing, as if a Goddess has chosen each of us to grace with her unequaled perfection.

CB - Not a radio.

(double post... double the Mal-licious lovin')

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Tuesday, December 14, 2004 1:01 PM

CB - Not a radio.

(double post... double the Mal-licious lovin')

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Tuesday, December 14, 2004 3:00 PM

MALICIOUS

Hey! Bouncers! This one can stay.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Tuesday, December 14, 2004 7:05 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

i like cheese!

I like grilled cheese and pineapple sandwiches!!!

with pepsimilk

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Tuesday, December 14, 2004 7:08 PM

EBONEZER

cheese and pineapple? EWWWWW!!

What would compel someone to try that? Gee, i think i'll put some pineapple on my grilled cheese sandwich today! WTF?

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Tuesday, December 14, 2004 7:24 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
cheese and pineapple? EWWWWW!!

What would compel someone to try that? Gee, i think i'll put some pineapple on my grilled cheese sandwich today! WTF?

i get the idea that you think my taste is suspect. First you doubt the pepsimilk and now the cheese and pineapple. don't you trust me? is it my name?

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Wednesday, December 15, 2004 5:55 AM

GORAMSHINY

Cheese and pineapple Rocks!

Pepsi and milk however...

I'm a strong fan of orange juice and coke ( 50-50 or 30-70 )

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Wednesday, December 15, 2004 10:54 AM

MALICIOUS

I LOVE pineapples on my pizzas. I usually get bacon or ham, pineapple and onions. Yummy!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Wednesday, December 15, 2004 2:06 PM

CORNCOBB

So... what's everyone getting for Christmas?

"Gorramit Mal... I've forgotten my line."

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Wednesday, December 15, 2004 3:28 PM

MALICIOUS

HELL-O!! This is MY thread! Go start a Christmas present thread, hijacker!

(But I want a new vacuum cleaner, FYI. Preferably a Dyson, if they're as good as advertised. A purple one, please.)

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Wednesday, December 15, 2004 3:34 PM

CORNCOBB

Well done, you caught that one fast.

Quote:
Go start a Christmas present thread, hijacker!

Your wish is my command.

"Gorramit Mal... I've forgotten my line."

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Wednesday, December 15, 2004 3:37 PM

MALICIOUS

Cool. I wish I had a bazillion dollars.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Wednesday, December 15, 2004 4:18 PM

PERIDIDDLE

I've never gotten the chance to do more than read the threads Malicious has hijacked, you know. Though the whole point of this thread was the avoid that by having many, many people post about her. I did start a new thread, somewhere around here, so I figured I should follow the rules...even though I don't know her...

*Whines* Does that mean I still HAVE TO?

"Bwaa...it's kind of a warrior...strikes fear into the hearts of..."

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Thursday, December 16, 2004 8:45 AM

FIREFLOOZYSUZIE

Hey let's hijack this thread and make it, "What should Mal-licious DO with a bazillion dollars?"

(Besides giving a million each to all of her loyal FFFnet pals, of course).

Pineapple with cheese sounds good to me.

Has anyone ever had a Buffalo Wing pizza with spicy chicken chunks, lots of blue cheese and bits of celery? That's our tradition for Sunday Firefly Viewing Parties here at the crazy house :-) YUM.

You could buy a LOT of pizza with a bazillion dollars...except in Europe, now that the dollar's kinda fallen. Oh, am I straying off-topic?

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Thursday, December 16, 2004 8:50 AM

BADGERSHAT

.......... dear God, what have I created.....

--Jefé The Hat

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--Don't bother trying to predict, figure out, second guess, criticize, or suggest anything that comes from the mind of Joss Whedon, for you shall usually be wrong, and shall find out the Truth and Purpose in due time.
(This is the Truth of Whedoning)

"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

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Thursday, December 16, 2004 11:20 AM

MALICIOUS

Jefe! They're trying to change the topic!! DOOOOOO something!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Thursday, December 16, 2004 12:27 PM

DTUCK

With my change of name on FFF.net, (and because we're drifting off topic...

) I figured I should again pay tribute to the exquisiteness that is... Mal-licious. The paragon of all glory, grace, and majesty, 'Licious is the shining example that all creatures, great and small, should try to live up to. (but let's face it, there's no parallel to... Mal-licious)

P.S. No double posts anymore, so I had to cram twice the idolatry into one lavish laudation.

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The best way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. - Oscar Wilde

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Thursday, December 16, 2004 3:41 PM

MALICIOUS

CB!! Is that you?

YOU may continue to post here. Those others, the ones talking about cheese and such, may not.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Thursday, December 16, 2004 9:03 PM

THEGREYJEDI

Sadly, Miss Mmmmmm-licious, I must away from your place of worship. The girl you might remember me talking about some time ago, well, we're a 'thing' now. So I must leave lest the temptation o'erwhlem me!

*flees, flailing like a mad man, weeping at his loss. Right into the arms of his really hot girlfriend.*

Sorry, Oh Great Licious One.

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Friday, December 17, 2004 6:44 AM

MALICIOUS

Whilst I shall miss the pleasure of your company, I am ever so happy you got your gal!!!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Friday, December 17, 2004 7:05 AM

FIREFLOOZYSUZIE

Shall I compare thee to a ripened cheese?
Thou are more lovely, and less smelly...

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Friday, December 17, 2004 7:33 AM

MALICIOUS

You had me at "smelly".....

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Wednesday, December 29, 2004 2:57 PM

MALICIOUS

aaaaaaa-CHOOOOOOOOOO!

Ooops. I think I hit the "BUMP THE MAL-LICIOUS THREAD" key by mistake while sneezing. Oh, well. It wouldn't hurt to resurrect it, I guess. Jefe won't mind, considering he started it. He likes when his threads make comebacks. And it's not like I can hijack it!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 2:40 PM

THEREALME

And how could I pass up the opportunity to bump this thread for the one and only Mal-licious!

(Note, Mal: no cheese mentioned in this post, as per your request!)

The Real Me

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 3:08 PM

MALICIOUS

Oh, I'm sorry! You took that as a "request?" I meant it as a command! Silly me, not being clear again.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Friday, January 7, 2005 5:55 AM

XENOCIDE

Since Ree and I just righteously threadjacked Capn Steamycowpile's 'Sheep' thread I feel it appropriate to lay this meager offering on the Altar of the Mistress of Tread Pilfery herself:

1 lb. Trollflesh, not one drop of blood.
1 ode to feminism.
1 haiku to humanism.

Incinerated in offering to our Malicious Lady!

-Eli

If voting mattered, they'd make it illegal.

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Friday, January 7, 2005 6:20 AM

RHYMEPHILE

Mizz Mal-Licious make Dee-Licious chocolate chip cookies, and she better stick around FFF.net or I shall be sad.

ETA: And I'll give you first pick from my DVD box set auction items for the next PA Shindig!

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"My office! Burgled! Plundered! Purloined! Ha ha ha...loins."

-- Phil Sebben, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law

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Friday, January 7, 2005 7:41 AM

CORNCOBB

Have you guys heard that Mal-licious is GONE?? She's has said that she's leaving the site because she had a confrontation with Succatash and feels bad about offending him. We can't just let her go can we? How can we convince her to stay?

"Gorramit Mal... I've forgotten my line."

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Friday, January 7, 2005 8:58 AM

RHYMEPHILE

Tell her to go read the thread she left. There are some convincing arguments for her to stay!

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"My office! Burgled! Plundered! Purloined! Ha ha ha...loins."

-- Phil Sebben, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law

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Friday, January 7, 2005 10:58 AM

MALICIOUS

Ummm, you could post stuff like this! I bet that would get her to stay.

Thanks guys. I won't forget it.

What was that about first choice of DVDs at the Shindig?

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Friday, January 7, 2005 12:21 PM

CORNCOBB

Glad you're back. These boards wouldn't have been the same without you. Looking forward to our next 'fight'

"Gorramit Mal... I've forgotten my line."

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Monday, January 10, 2005 4:38 AM

HARDWARE

For all of you slackers that let this thread fall off the top ten discussions, for shame.

Now, I just happened to see Mal-licious the other day at our Delaware shindig...

That's right, Mal-licious in the flesh. Well, not literally, she had clothing on, but I meant in person.

You may all now be insanely jealous.

'Licious! Where's the pics!!!

The more I get to know people the more I like my dogs.

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Monday, January 10, 2005 10:53 AM

MALICIOUS

Ooops! They're still inside the camera! My son finally relinquished the computer so now I can get them out of the camera.

(Looks around in a confused manner) Where did I put that can opener?

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

EDIT: Ok, I am sending them now. Sorry the 1st two are so blurry, I let my husband take the pictures and he is notorious for jiggling the camera! The other two are pretty good, though. And the lineup is priceless!

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Monday, January 10, 2005 10:57 AM

RHYMEPHILE

Well, I think a trade of cookies for a DVD box set is more than fair...

Mmmmm, cookies.

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-- Phil Sebben, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law

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Monday, January 10, 2005 11:08 AM

MALICIOUS

Is chocolate chip your preferred type? I can make...snickerdoodles too! Soft ones, not those nasty-ass hard ones from the grocery store.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Monday, January 10, 2005 12:42 PM

XENOCIDE

Snickerdoodles? Yum! no wonder you have such a following!

-Eli

If voting mattered, they'd make it illegal.

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Monday, January 10, 2005 2:49 PM

HARDWARE

A few pics of the Independents ringleaders of planet Delaware are now posted in the Blue Sun room.

The more I get to know people the more I like my dogs.

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Monday, January 10, 2005 3:47 PM

MALICIOUS

Quote:
Originally posted by xenocide:
Snickerdoodles? Yum! no wonder you have such a following!

Hey, you should see my rum cake following! Those are some rabid fans, lemme tell ya.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Monday, January 10, 2005 6:31 PM

THEREALME

* The Real Me carefully reads Mal-licious' post: *

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:

Ok, I am sending them now. Sorry the 1st two are so blurry, I let my husband take the pictures and he is notorious for jiggling the camera! The other two are pretty good, though. And the lineup is priceless!

Huh?

Husband?

HUSBAND!!

Mal-licious, when I embarked upon my long-term, multi-phase plan to win your heart, I was under the distinct impression that my chief competition would consist of Zoid and Badger's Hat. I had plans in place to account for both of THEM, but...

But you have a HUSBAND?

This puts me at something of a disadvantage, I think.

Uh, does this mean that our Home Depot date is off?

The Real Me

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you.)

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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 11:26 AM

MALICIOUS

Ooops again!

I'm sorry for the confusion as well as for the blurry photos. I left my husband in September and purchased a home of my very own. My son lives with me. Oh, by the way, I have an 18 year old son! Anyway, I'm still married. But things are....weird? He wants to patch things up, but I'm thinking things are not going to change enough to make me want to go back to living in the limbo/hell/purgatory that was our life together. I am much happier away from him and we get along much better this way. It is a very long and complicated story as are most relationship issues. Suffice it to say that we are BOTH Scorpios.

Damn. I guess Home Depot can never be....

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 7:04 PM

THEREALME

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:

Damn. I guess Home Depot can never be....

!!!!

NONSENSE! How could I miss out on meeting the great Mal-licious in such a fine place as Home Depot? I mean, they have faucets there! And door hinges! And... and... grout!

After all, I have already concocted a plausible excuse for my company to have me trained in Maryland. It hasn't been approved yet, so we will have to wait and see.

SERIOUSLY NOW (a rare state for The Real Me): Sorry if I got too nosey. Look for what can make you happy. If you get back with hubby and it works, great. If you strike out on your own instead, great. But don't end up "enduring" life. Life is too short for that kind of crap.

And, of course, I would be delighted to meet you under ANY circumstances (yes, even in Home Depot).

The Real Me

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you.)

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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 7:16 PM

RAT

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
I left my husband in September and purchased a home of my very own. My son lives with me. Oh, by the way, I have an 18 year old son! Anyway, I'm still married. But things are....weird? He wants to patch things up, but I'm thinking things are not going to change enough to make me want to go back to living in the limbo/hell/purgatory that was our life together. I am much happier away from him and we get along much better this way. It is a very long and complicated story as are most relationship issues.

I'm sorry to hear that, I hope you two work things out!!

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Wednesday, January 12, 2005 10:26 AM

XENOCIDE

Hey, TRM!

If you do come to MD message me and I'll intro you to some of the local geeks (or at least treat a fellow Flan to the best 'za on the planet!)

-Eli

If voting mattered, they'd make it illegal.

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