The Mistletoe Thread by SimonWho

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The Mistletoe Thread

POSTED BY: SIMONWHO
UPDATED: Saturday, December 10, 2005 12:39
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Wednesday, December 15, 2004 3:50 PM

SIMONWHO

As it's Christmas, I've hung up a piece of mistletoe just here. The idea is that you

the person above you then wait for the next person to come and

you too. Grabbing the mistletoe and chasing after an object of desire is frowned upon (glances at Ebo).

Oh, and Merry Christmas!

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Wednesday, December 15, 2004 3:51 PM

MALICIOUS

Mal-licious lays one on SimonWho

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Wednesday, December 15, 2004 4:55 PM

SHEALYNN88

Being an equal opportunity Mistletoe stepper-underer...I will

Mal-icious. :)

Shealynn

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Wednesday, December 15, 2004 5:00 PM

EBONEZER

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
Grabbing the mistletoe and chasing after an object of desire is frowned upon (glances at Ebo).

...can't I just have a little piece?

to simon

to shealy

and what the hell,

to mal too

-----------------------------------

Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Wednesday, December 15, 2004 5:02 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

ooh mistletoe!!!

Here's a

just for Shealynn88

twg

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Wednesday, December 15, 2004 5:10 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

doh!

Ebo posted when I was

ing Shealynn88

for Ebo

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Wednesday, December 15, 2004 5:18 PM

BROWNCOAT1

May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.

Browncoat1

Thatwierdgirl.

Merry Christmas!

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Wednesday, December 15, 2004 5:26 PM

EMBERS

Browncoat, Merry Christmas

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Wednesday, December 15, 2004 5:46 PM

MONTANAGIRL

Merry Mistletoe Embers!

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Wednesday, December 15, 2004 6:44 PM

SHINY4004

Merry Xmas montanagirl!!

"Oh I'm going to the special hell."-Mal

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Wednesday, December 15, 2004 7:49 PM

SIGMANUNKI

Another

from one Canuck to another (don't tell my wife

)

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Thursday, December 16, 2004 5:51 AM

BADGERSHAT

... I guess I have to

Sigma, huh?

Well dude, you've just been

ed like no wife could ever do...

... wow, that sounds REALLY sly, don't it?

[Jefé grabs Mal-licicous, Ebo, ThatWeirdGirl, and pretty much any other member that he's sure is female]

Okay, now to get down to some seriousness with the harem...

--Jefé The Hat

***************************
--Don't bother trying to predict, figure out, second guess, criticize, or suggest anything that comes from the mind of Joss Whedon, for you shall usually be wrong, and shall find out the Truth and Purpose in due time.
(This is the Truth of Whedoning)

"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

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Thursday, December 16, 2004 6:17 AM

GOJIRO

Why are y'all kissing underneath my cat?

(One of my cats is named Mistletoe, see, and ... ah, if you have to explain a joke, there is no joke!)

Gojiro

er, the next girl to come along. (Sorry, Jefe, not as secure in my manhood as you are.)

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Thursday, December 16, 2004 7:06 AM

MAUGWAI

Ooh, that tickles!

Don't be scared Gojiro, I'm a girl.

"Dear diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy."

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Thursday, December 16, 2004 7:16 AM

HERO

Quote:
Originally posted by maugwai:
Ooh, that tickles!

Don't be scared Gojiro, I'm a girl.

Oh, a girl. Well, now I can do this and not feel all weird...

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Thursday, December 16, 2004 7:28 AM

GORRAMREAVERS

...sometimes I just cant help myself

"..it is my very favorite gun."

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Thursday, December 16, 2004 7:42 AM

STILLSHINY

And a merry Christmas to you Gorramreavers

Check out my shop!
http://www.zazzle.com/contributors/products/gallery/browse_results.asp
?cid=238187680745956238

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn." --Joss

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Thursday, December 16, 2004 8:20 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL

Quote:
Originally posted by BadgersHat:

Okay, now to get down to some seriousness with the harem...

whoa, a bit dizzy from the experience. Never *breathe* been *breathe*

ed *breathe* like that before! wow.

happy holidays stillshiny

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Thursday, December 16, 2004 8:27 AM

BADGERSHAT

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:

whoa, a bit dizzy from the experience. Never *breathe* been *breathe* ed *breathe* like that before! wow.

happy holidays stillshiny

www.thatweirdgirl.com

[Badger's Hat wonders if, now that he's single again, he can convince ThatWeirdGirl to leave her significant other...

]

--Jefé The Hat

***************************
--Don't bother trying to predict, figure out, second guess, criticize, or suggest anything that comes from the mind of Joss Whedon, for you shall usually be wrong, and shall find out the Truth and Purpose in due time.
(This is the Truth of Whedoning)

"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

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Thursday, December 16, 2004 8:43 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL

Quote:
Originally posted by BadgersHat:

[Badger's Hat wonders if, now that he's single again, he can convince ThatWeirdGirl to leave her significant other... ]

--Jefé The Hat

were I un-spoken for, I would take you in a womanly fashion.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Thursday, December 16, 2004 12:26 PM

MANIACNUMBERONE

You're still under the mistletoe though, weirdgirl.

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Thursday, December 16, 2004 12:30 PM

STILLSHINY

Just had to jump in here & give a shiny holiday smackeroo to thatweirdgirl mine own self.

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Thursday, December 16, 2004 12:37 PM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

It's so tough sometimes to tell who's of the opposite sex and who isn't. So

to weirdgirl only because I can't tell if those after her are female or not.

-Taylor

The Uncharted Outlaw!
Captain of Prosperity (99-K64)

See my Site:
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Thursday, December 16, 2004 12:41 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

never in my life have I recieved so many

es, never. Heck I haven't even have that many interested. I'll have to go thank SimonWho for this thread. Quite restorative, indeed.

es to you Maniac
and

es to you stillshiny

happy holidays.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Thursday, December 16, 2004 11:56 PM

MANTICHORUS

to you, thatweirdgirl.
Merry Xmas, and a SHINY New Year to all!

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MAL: "Unless it looks like we're stealing your priceless Lassiter, 'cause that's what we're doing. Don't ask me about the gun, though, 'cause that's new."
DURRAN: "Well. I appreciate your honesty. Not, you know, a lot, but --"
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The Doctor: "I loathe bus stations. Terrible places. Full of lost luggage and lost souls."

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Friday, December 17, 2004 8:10 AM

BADGERSHAT

You haven't had that many interested????

Have you SEEN you???? I daresay, any time you're outside and think you've tripped over a crack in sidewalk, it's more likely some guy's tongue hanging from his dropped jaw...

Any other red-blooded males here thinking of kidnapping her significant other and selling him to Reavers?

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Friday, December 17, 2004 8:26 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL

Quote:
Originally posted by BadgersHat:
You haven't had that many interested????

Have you SEEN you???? I daresay, any time you're outside and think you've tripped over a crack in sidewalk, it's more likely some guy's tongue hanging from his dropped jaw...

Any other red-blooded males here thinking of kidnapping her significant other and selling him to Reavers?

--Jefé The Hat

Ah, well, looks can be decieveing. You see, I'm a bit of a dork. A weirdo, obviusly. Not too many guys or gals want to spend their time with a pig-tailed, skipping, adult talking about the high concentration of dark matter scientiests have discovered in northern Italy. Or a leather jacket wearing, tripping over her own feet, singing Caberet off-key, fosse dancing girl. It takes a bit of strength to be with me.

So thank you. I may only be 5'2", but I think I'd like to give you a peck just the same. *climbs onto desk and leans forward to

sweet Jefé*

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Friday, December 17, 2004 8:40 AM

FREAKYSINS

Being generally something of a recluse, for a change of pace I'll step up with unrestrained gusto and

all ya'all!!! Browncoats group grope!!!

Oh, and another

for thatweirdgirl, because I'm fascinated by women in leather jackets dancing to Italian dark matter Cabaret tunes...

Peace and Happy Holidays!

FS

They say there is strangeness, too dangerous
In our theatres and bookstore shelves
Those who would know what's best for us
Must rise and save us from ourselves

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Friday, December 17, 2004 8:53 AM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

TWG, hun, I've seen your site and all that it entails. And am shocked to hear you've not had more people with the smiles and the hey theres and stuff.

Frankly, if you were Kaylee and I Wash, I would recite to you very famous lines.

-Taylor

The Uncharted Outlaw!
Captain of Prosperity (99-K64)

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Friday, December 17, 2004 8:56 AM

CHANNAIN

i DO aim to misbehave

Been waitin' on a fella

UnchartedOutlaw

Channain

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Friday, December 17, 2004 8:59 AM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

Oooooh

Why thank ya kindly, miss!

-Taylor

The Uncharted Outlaw!
Captain of Prosperity (99-K64)

See my Site:
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Friday, December 17, 2004 9:35 AM

BADGERSHAT

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:

Ah, well, looks can be decieveing. You see, I'm a bit of a dork. A weirdo, obviusly. Not too many guys or gals want to spend their time with a pig-tailed, skipping, adult talking about the high concentration of dark matter scientiests have discovered in northern Italy. Or a leather jacket wearing, tripping over her own feet, singing Caberet off-key, fosse dancing girl. It takes a bit of strength to be with me.

So thank you. I may only be 5'2", but I think I'd like to give you a peck just the same. *climbs onto desk and leans forward to sweet Jefé*

www.thatweirdgirl.com

Well, I've spent more than a moment browsing your site, and happen to think you're pretty damn cute, personally. And I like people who trip over their own feet (I do that a lot my own self, on account of my feet being a size 16).

Off-key singing is always the way to go, and dark matter is something of a personal fascination of mine.

*picks thatweirdgirl up off the desk and gives her a huge

*

--Jefé The Hat

***************************
--Don't bother trying to predict, figure out, second guess, criticize, or suggest anything that comes from the mind of Joss Whedon, for you shall usually be wrong, and shall find out the Truth and Purpose in due time.
(This is the Truth of Whedoning)

"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

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Friday, December 17, 2004 8:14 PM

NEEDLESEYE

for UnchartedOutlaw
A Shiny Holiday to ya!

Keeper of Jayne's goggles. 8)
I am Nathan's biggest Flan

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Friday, December 17, 2004 8:20 PM

NEEDLESEYE

for BadgersHat who's quite distracted by thatwierdgirl dancing to Italiandarkmattercaberet or somesuch. hehe!

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Friday, December 17, 2004 9:38 PM

SOUPCATCHER

I'll give a big kiss

to needleseye in particular and to all browncoats in general

.

It's been a while since I walked these halls and I'm feeling in a lip smacking mood (Or were we not supposed to be kissing them on the mouth?

)

There are three kinds of people: fighters, lovers, and screamers.

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Saturday, December 18, 2004 2:35 AM

EMPRESSPIRK

for Soupcatcher and Happy and shiny Holidays to all!

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Saturday, December 18, 2004 2:37 AM

EMPRESSPIRK

double post, my first one.

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Saturday, December 18, 2004 7:19 AM

IAMJACKSUSERNAME

Well, I'm all right. - Mal

While I may partake in this here pagan ritual, my religious convictions do not allow me to use emoticon graphics (not even smoochy graphics). Ever. Under penalty of church.

*Jack eats a mistletoe berry, and smooches empressPirk*

Son of a...

*Jack drops to the ground*
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Saturday, December 18, 2004 7:40 AM

BRITCHICK

Merry Christmas Jack

Hazel

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Saturday, December 18, 2004 8:08 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

for Britchick. Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

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Saturday, December 18, 2004 3:44 PM

MANIACNUMBERONE

You do look a lot like your mom... and yer both hot.

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Sunday, December 19, 2004 9:51 AM

SIGMANUNKI

Quote:
Originally posted by BadgersHat:
... I guess I have to Sigma, huh?

Well dude, you've just been ed like no wife could ever do...

*after finally coming to after what BH did to me I grab ThatWeirdGirl and do to her what BH did to me and them some

*

Damn fine holidays

----
"Canada being mad at you is like Mr. Rogers throwing a brick through your window." -Jon Stewart, The Daily Show

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Sunday, December 19, 2004 10:51 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL

well, I'm sure gettin around

es sigma

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Sunday, December 19, 2004 11:05 AM

TETHYS

WOOHOO!!! my turn!!!

"Your mouth is talking. Might wanna see to that"

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Tuesday, December 21, 2004 3:53 AM

PSYCHICRIVER

Bout time I got in on thise action.

Now, next person has to kiss my *ss!

Heehee!

Have a great Christmas guys!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"

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Tuesday, December 21, 2004 4:20 AM

BROWNCOAT1

May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.

PsychicRiver

Also I am breaking the rules long enough to get Channain under the mistletoe, so.....

Channy!

Channy!

Merry Christmas Baobei!

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Tuesday, December 21, 2004 9:16 AM

KELLAINA

How did I miss this before? Oh well...

to all Browncoats everywhere!

Browncoat1

If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. -"Angel"

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Tuesday, December 21, 2004 10:36 AM

CHANNAIN

i DO aim to misbehave

Browncoat1

Merry Christmas to you, shuai boy.

Fans come and fans go...but zealots are with you until the bitter black end.
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Tuesday, December 21, 2004 2:57 PM

SIMONWHO

Channain

Ah, it's like one big kissing circle. There used to be much ruder versions of this in the 1920's you know.

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Wednesday, December 22, 2004 9:51 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
Channain

Ah, it's like one big kissing circle. There used to be much ruder versions of this in the 1920's you know.

obviously you missed the bit towards the of top of the thread where el jefe takes all the women at once.

happy yule!

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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