CAPTION TIGHPANTS #7 by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION TIGHPANTS #7

POSTED BY: TENTHCREWMEMBER
UPDATED: Monday, December 27, 2004 18:44
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Tuesday, December 21, 2004 7:13 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Ni haody!

Looks like are first successful vote went through, and everything went as smooth as I had hoped!

So without further jabber, here is the week 6 winner...WILDHEAVENFARM! by a slim margin over HORRID's moon landing hoax, which definately deserves an honorable mention!

and now for CT#7, I figure, since it is the week of Christmas, I'll see what y'all can do with this scene, chosen for obvious reasons...

ZOE: Breathe, Sir.
MAL: Huh?
SIMON: You need to push now, Captain...and perhaps consider taking a job at the Space Bazaar letting people pay good money to see this sort of thing.

Cilantro!
TCM

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Past Caption Tightpants
CT#1 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=7864
CT#2 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=7927
CT#3 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=7990
CT#4 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8094
CT#5 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8165
CT#6 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8240

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Tuesday, December 21, 2004 7:18 AM

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Zoe: What did you give him?
Simon: Just something for the pain... he may think he's a dancing girl for the next few hours, so we'd better restrain him.

Star Pilot Grainger
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Tuesday, December 21, 2004 7:35 AM

SHINY

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

ZOE: Breathe, Sir.
MAL: Huh?
SIMON: You need to push now, Captain...

SIMON: It's a ... space monkey?!?!

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Tuesday, December 21, 2004 7:40 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by Shiny:
ZOE: Breathe, Sir.
MAL: Huh?
SIMON: You need to push now, Captain...it's a...space monkey?!?!

Heh! I like that even better!

Cilantro!
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Tuesday, December 21, 2004 7:57 AM

JRC

Zoe: "Take me now, Sir, take me hard."
Mal: "Oh, You! Sorry, I thought it was the Doc's turn."

Everyone dies alone.

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Tuesday, December 21, 2004 7:59 AM

DAIKATH

Zoe: Now sit still bitch, the doctor is putting his fist down there because he knows how not to injure you, but if you move I'll do it.

Ok lol, so I got a smutty mind.

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Tuesday, December 21, 2004 8:10 AM

THEGREYJEDI

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

MAL: What happened about me?
ZOE: Cap'n, we told you that if you got into that rum we're smuggling we'd have to tie you to your bed. And we meant it. Drug him again, doc.

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Tuesday, December 21, 2004 8:11 AM

GORRAMREAVERS

LOL DAIKATH, perhaps you spoke out of turn...

"..it is my very favorite gun."

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Tuesday, December 21, 2004 8:30 AM

GEEZER

Keep the Shiny side up

Zoe: Sir, when you talk to Purplebelly captains you have to remember. It's "Take your Gorram rules and shove'em up your ass"., not ..." up my ass."

Simon: Almost got it. Good thing it was the abridged version.

"Keep the Shiny side up"

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Tuesday, December 21, 2004 9:14 AM

KNIBBLET

Doctor: If you'd stop curling your toes you'd be able to get your boots on without help.
Zoe: That's it, Sir, we're going to Buster Brown from now on. No more gorram Girranimals for you.
Knibblet

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

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Tuesday, December 21, 2004 9:53 AM

GUNRUNNER

Zoë: Sir, Wash is very sorry for leaving that dinosaur on the pilot’s chair.
Simon: Now close your eyes and think happy thoughts.

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Tuesday, December 21, 2004 10:17 AM

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Zoe: "He's starting to look woozy..."
Simon: "I know, but if we cut these tight pants off him quickly, his circulation should return to normal."

Star Pilot Grainger
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Tuesday, December 21, 2004 10:19 AM

ODDNESS2HER

MAL(fuzzily): I think Inara kissed me.

ZOE: Of course, sir. (Thinking: Poor man's delirious.)

SIMON (thinking): That Goodnight Kiss sure packs a wallop.

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Tuesday, December 21, 2004 10:38 AM

CHOLLETT

Zoe: He's starting to come around, Doctor.
Simon: ok.....leg UP......sloooowly....
Mal: Ugh. I think i had to much of the mudder's 'nog.

"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie

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Tuesday, December 21, 2004 12:30 PM

GUNRUNNER

An add-on to just about every other post here:
(Door Opening)
Jayne: Now somethin' about that is just downright unsettlin'.
Book: Something like that happened to one of the brethren once…

Zoë: What happen to you sir?
Mal: I took one of Kaylee’s Strawberries… that girl throws a mean left hook…

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Tuesday, December 21, 2004 3:58 PM

ZOID

MAL (accusative): "Y'all've been telling anal jokes about me while I was passed out, haven't you?"

ZOE (hurt): "Not at all, Sir!"

SIMON (sotto voce): *snicker*

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Tuesday, December 21, 2004 4:13 PM

DRAGONWINE

Quote:
An add-on to just about every other post here:
(Door Opening)
Jayne: Now somethin' about that is just downright unsettlin'.
Book: Something like that happened to one of the brethren once

Then Jayne sys: I'll be in my bunk....

Zoe: Sir, didn't you know Inara's companion training included martial arts?
Mal: That is absolutely the last time
I call her whore!

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Tuesday, December 21, 2004 4:27 PM

SUCCATASH

Zoe: "The fans call it Slash, Sir."

Simon (thinking): I love my job...

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"Gott kann dich nicht vor mir beschuetzen, weil ich nicht boese bin."

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Wednesday, December 22, 2004 12:49 AM

MALICIOUS

Mal: "Dammit this is the last time I'm telling you this: THAT is NOT one of the hiding places for illegal salvage!"

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Wednesday, December 22, 2004 10:33 AM

DOYOUFLIP

Book (off screen): Let us all kneel and pay homage to Mal's package

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Wednesday, December 22, 2004 4:28 PM

DRAGONWINE

Mal: Thank you for the lovely manicure Zoe, but the bonus goes to Simon. He said he'll take care of my plow.

Borgia Wines....good til the first drop!

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Wednesday, December 22, 2004 5:54 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Ni haody!

ZOE: Breathe, Sir.
MAL: Huh?
SIMON: You need to push now, Captain...and perhaps consider taking a job at the Space Bazaar letting people pay good money to see this sort of thing.

Cilantro!
TCM

Zoe: How does that feel.
Mal: No not that's not it, try a little to the left.
Simon: A medic's work is never done.

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Wednesday, December 22, 2004 6:58 PM

NEEDLESEYE

Quote:

Mal: Mama, did Santa come? Those xmas tree lights are right perty.
Zoe:Uh, names Zoe, sir.
Simon: Sir, think Saffron left you a lump of coal.

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Wednesday, December 22, 2004 9:52 PM

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Zoe : Out again? This is the third time this week!
Simon : I figured out the problem. His pants are too tight.

Keep flying

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Thursday, December 23, 2004 5:34 AM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Zoe: You allright, sir?

Mal (kinda spacey): Yeah, I just...had this weird dream! And you were there...and so was the doc here.

Doc: Well, you're allright now. Safe and sound back in...well, your room.

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Thursday, December 23, 2004 2:15 PM

GUNRUNNER

(A refrence to ‘The Train Job’)

Simon: Your right Zoë, it is missing.
Zoë: Your examining the wrong end doctor…

Oh and a SG-1 quote that I think fits…

Mal: How is a needle in my ass going to help with water in my ear?

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Thursday, December 23, 2004 6:48 PM

HORRID

Though Mal tried to keep an open mind about such things, the site of zoe's amputated stub hand was enough to make anyone woozey

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Friday, December 24, 2004 12:06 PM

GRRARRG

Mal (Doing his best Jerry Stiller impression): "It was a million-to-one shot, Doc! A million-to-one!"

Well, I´d have to watch the Seinfeld episode again to get the quote right, but I´m in Argentina at the moment (my very new sister-in-law grew up here) and didn´t even think I´d be able to visit fff.net during the trip.

I mock you with my monkey pants

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Friday, December 24, 2004 12:34 PM

SHINY

Quote:
Originally posted by AnotherFireflyfan:
Zoe : Out again? This is the third time this week!
Simon : I figured out the problem. His pants are too tight.

Zoe : It wouldn't be such a problem if he didn't always keep his brain in there...

Jayne, your mouth is talkin. Might want to look into that.

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Sunday, December 26, 2004 8:21 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

GO TO

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=882253&sparkKey=ab212a9
3352c1ba4dd164120e511f5acb0

AND VOTE! Hope everyone who celebrated Christmas had a very Merry and Shiny Christmas!

TCM

Cilantro!
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Sunday, December 26, 2004 4:58 PM

WILDHEAVENFARM

You didn't nominated my fave - Tash's "slash" one. Now I cannot bring myself to vote.

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

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Sunday, December 26, 2004 6:47 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by WildHeavenFarm:
Now I cannot bring myself to vote.

But by not voting, you have still voted...just against all 5 others.

Cilantro!
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Monday, December 27, 2004 6:44 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

(just for fun)

RIVER(off screen): Mal. Bad...in the latin.
MAL: Is it Christmas?
SIMON: Yes, and River gave you a lump of coal. Seems she was confused where to put it since you were wearing your socks. (looks at River, then back to Mal)
Zoe: The doctor is removing it now, sir.
WASH(off screen): Wacky fun!

Feliz Cilantro!
TCM

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