Caption Tightpants #8! by TenthCrewMember

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Caption Tightpants #8!

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Tuesday, December 28, 2004 4:54 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Feliz Cilantro, everyone!

Wow! Another close vote (diff of 1!), but we have a Week 7 winner...

Congrats, SPG! And now, in the spirit of the New Year, a drinking scene...

JAYNE: Gorr(hic!)am it...I love you guysh...Hey! Preeeeety lightshesh...there'sh little (hic!) little angelsh in my Muddersh...(hic!)...I rutting love you guysh...
KAYLEE (thinking): I knew he was a cuddly bear inside!
SIMON, MAL, and WASH (thinking simultaneously): I'm locking my bunk tonight...

There's my offering now have at it!

Get Bendy and have a Gorram Shiny New Year!

Cilantro!
TCM

(edit: PS-- Remember, every winner is eligible for the t-shirt drawings...yes I said drawing"s"! I was going to hold one in April for the BDM release, and I am still going to do that, and call it U-day(gorram Alliance!). However, seeing as the BDM won't come out until September now, I will do a drawing then too! and call it BDH Day!)
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Past CAPTION TIGHTPANTSHESHESH...
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CT#2 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=7927
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CT#4 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8094
CT#5 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8165
CT#6 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8240
CT#7 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8307

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Tuesday, December 28, 2004 5:03 AM

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Woo! I won! yay me! :)

Simon (thinking): Damn. Empty. Hmmm... Kaylee's pretty distracted by Jayne's story, I think I can grab her cup...

Caption: Simon's secret drinking problem revealed!

Star Pilot Grainger
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Tuesday, December 28, 2004 5:06 AM

KNIBBLET

That one sucked - I deleted it out of pity for the Browncoats.

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Tuesday, December 28, 2004 5:11 AM

KNIBBLET

Wash: Once I was on this planet where the chief form of recreation was juggling...
Mal: Heard it!
Simon: NOT this story again!
Kaylee: I love this story!
Jayne: F*** gosslings. I saw this old movie with Vincent Price that had a hand that crawled around killin' folks. Now THAT's entertainment!

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Tuesday, December 28, 2004 5:17 AM

GEEZER

Keep the Shiny side up

MAL: Fast ship? You've never heard of the Serenity?

JAYNE: Should I have?

MAL: It's the ship that made the Hera run in less than twelve parsecs! I've outrun Alliance starships, not the local bulk-cruisers, mind you. I'm talking about the big Dortmunder ships now. She's fast enough for you, old man. What's the cargo?

JAYNE: Beagles.

"Keep the Shiny side up"

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Tuesday, December 28, 2004 5:24 AM

KNIBBLET

Mwah ha ha to Geezer. Thank you for making coffee shoot out of my nose.

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

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Tuesday, December 28, 2004 5:46 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Geezer, that was priceless!

Cilantro!
TCM

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Tuesday, December 28, 2004 5:47 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

(THE HERO OF CANTON plays in the background.)

JAYNE: Gorram it! Ain't they had enough already?! They've played the same gorram tune for an hour!

KAYLEE: I don't know Jayne. I kinda like it.

(SIMON, MAL and WASH look on in disbelief.)

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Tuesday, December 28, 2004 6:51 AM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

Quote:
Originally posted by Knibblet:

Jayne (fingering the rim of his cup thoughtfully): "Say, ah, any a' you guys ever...ya know...not feel...fresh?"

OR (cue crazy interlude music)

Jayne (listed to the HoC for the millionth time): "Gorramit, you guys think they'd at least come up with a remix of this after all the time I been gone."

Rest of Crew makes strange attempts at beatboxing house music.

-Taylor

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Tuesday, December 28, 2004 9:10 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

This one's for all the Jayne/Kaylee shippers:

(DIALOGUE BASED ON A SCENE FROM WAYNE'S WORLD.)

Jayne discovers that Kaylee is in love with Simon:

JAYNE: Am I supposed to just turn my back and leave, am I supposed to be a man? Am I supposed say, it's okay, I don't mind, I don't mind? Well Gorram it! I mind, I mind big time! And you know what the worst part of it all is! I never ruttin' learned to read!

KAYLEE: Jayne? Is that true?

JAYNE: Yeah, everything except the reading part though.

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Tuesday, December 28, 2004 11:13 AM

EST120

a little out of season, but:

"god bless us. everyone."

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Tuesday, December 28, 2004 1:48 PM

MISGUIDED BY VOICES

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

It was only the next day that the three wise men and the two sheperds realised Book had been right - it was the next barn over.

"I threw up on your bed"

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Tuesday, December 28, 2004 6:57 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Kaylee (thinking): Now if i coyly turn my head and look at Jayne, it'll drive Simon crazy.

Simon: Umm Kaylee? (then thinking) Wwwhy isn't she lookin at me? Gorram it, what did I do now? Man I miss those nurses back home.

Edited once.

PS who were the runners up?

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Tuesday, December 28, 2004 7:17 PM

GOJIRO

JAYNE: Anyone gonna eat that there hamster?

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Wednesday, December 29, 2004 2:39 AM

KNIBBLET

Quote:
Originally posted by gojiro:
JAYNE: Anyone gonna eat that there hamster?

CRAP!!!!! More coffee just came shooting out of my nose. It burns, it burns. Thanks for the laugh, gojiro.

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

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Wednesday, December 29, 2004 3:46 PM

WILDHEAVENFARM

Jayne (very pouty): Didn't wanna go to Canton. Wanna go to Hooters.

(Acceptable alternate - Chuck E Cheese)

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

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Wednesday, December 29, 2004 3:50 PM

WILDHEAVENFARM

Quote:
Originally posted by Veteran:
Kaylee (thinking): Now if i coyly turn my head and look at Jayne, it'll drive Simon crazy.

Got my own version of yourn...
Kaylee (thinking): Now if I coyly turn my head and look at Jayne, it'll drive Simon crazy.
Simon (thinking): Now if I coyly turn my head and look at Jayne, it'll drive Kaylee crazy.

Frankly, you could use throw in any arrangement of names and it'd be highlarious, imo. Even slashy ones. No, especially slashy ones.

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

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Wednesday, December 29, 2004 9:06 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by Veteran:
PS who were the runners up?

Gunrunner's bit about the missing brain was a close close close second place! Funny funny stuff!

Cilantro!
TCM

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Thursday, December 30, 2004 1:50 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Quote:
WildHeavenFarm wrote:

Got my own version of yourn...
Kaylee (thinking): Now if I coyly turn my head and look at Jayne, it'll drive Simon crazy.
Simon (thinking): Now if I coyly turn my head and look at Jayne, it'll drive Kaylee crazy.

Frankly, you could use throw in any arrangement of names and it'd be highlarious, imo. Even slashy ones. No, especially slashy ones.

He He. Yours is better.

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Thursday, December 30, 2004 2:33 PM

MALICIOUS

Knibblet,

EXCELLENT! I can just hear everyone groaning as Wash began this story for the upteenth time. I mean, there are just no fresh stories when you all live on the same space ship, you know?

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Sunday, January 2, 2005 8:48 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Okay, the finalists have been chosen!

VOTE NISKA! err... VOTE NOW!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/883350

Cilantro!
TCM

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Sunday, January 2, 2005 12:01 PM

GOJIRO

I just tried to vote, and it says the poll is closed ... after two votes? Do I have a problem with my brain bein' missing?

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Sunday, January 2, 2005 1:13 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by gojiro:
I just tried to vote, and it says the poll is closed ... after two votes? Do I have a problem with my brain bein' missing?

Um, you do, but that has nothing to do with the voting. :/ Checking it right now...

Cilantro!
TCM

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Sunday, January 2, 2005 1:16 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/883350

should be working now...sorry for the interference...gorram Alliance always gettin' in a man's way...

TCM

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