CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #9 by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #9

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UPDATED: Monday, January 10, 2005 19:47
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Tuesday, January 4, 2005 5:07 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Well, I guess everyone got too bendy this New Years and then went crazy and fell asleep, because we only had 8 votes.

This also meant we had a 3-way tie, so I invoked my supreme executive power and cast the tie breaker and changed F*** to the Chinese equivalent...

Congrats to Knibblet!

The week 9 image I was gonna save for the Chinese New Year, but I'm impatient, so here is the gag reel scene I chose...have fun!

--WASH LEARNS A VALUABLE LESSON IN WHY ONLY THE CAPTAIN WEARS THE TIGHTPANTS--

Cilantro!
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Tuesday, January 4, 2005 5:21 PM

WILDHEAVENFARM

Behold, the terror that is space chili! (or sp'chili, in Tudyk-speak)

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

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Tuesday, January 4, 2005 6:42 PM

BARCLAY

SIMON: I never thought River would try to kill someone by lighting his gas on fire...

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Tuesday, January 4, 2005 7:37 PM

SHINY

Zoe: That's why I always cut my apples, dear...although I have to admit, Grizwalds usually don't take that long to explode...

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Tuesday, January 4, 2005 8:24 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

RIVER(3 seconds prior to the scene): Fire.

OR

WASH: AHHHG! Tai-kong suo-yo duh shing-chiouh doh sai-jin wuh duh pee goo, no more!

OR

MAL: Not what I meant when I said "Go for full burn."

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Tuesday, January 4, 2005 8:33 PM

EBONEZER

Quote:

WASH: AHHHG! Tai-kong suo-yo duh shing-chiouh doh sai-jin wuh duh pee goo, no more!

Is that the "Shove all the planets up my ass" line?

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 12:05 AM

JRC

If you ask me, this picture doesn't need a caption.......
ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Everyone dies alone.

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 3:40 AM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

Caption: Sadly, late one night, Wash got really drunk on some leftover Mudder's Milk and decided he should wish everyone a Happy New Year!

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 4:38 AM

TUDYKRAWKS

Wash: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
Damn Zoe I never thought you'd get sooooo pissed at my plastic dinosaur routine that you'd literally shoot a rocket up my ass!!!!! I always thoguht it was a joke.

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 5:49 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
Quote:

WASH: AHHHG! Tai-kong suo-yo duh shing-chiouh doh sai-jin wuh duh pee goo, no more!

Is that the "Shove all the planets up my ass" line?

Yep, the "Everything in the 'verse is stuffed up my ass" line from War Stories.

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 6:02 AM

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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Wash's experiment with anal combustion propulsion was a spectacular failure

Keep flying

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 10:19 AM

GOJIRO

WASH: Now I know how Richard Gere felt!

BTW, I tried to vote, but it said the poll was closed -- with only two votes.

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 11:08 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

Wash proves that he CAN perform a Crazy Ivan.

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 1:21 PM

MALICIOUS

Poor Wash. Now he realizes exactly why those "ACME" rockets he purchased from that coyote were sooo inexpensive.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 5:57 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by gojiro:
BTW, I tried to vote, but it said the poll was closed -- with only two votes.

Yeah, I caught that quickly but I think people were just busy with the New Year

...besides, if you had voted you would have made it a 4 way tie you evil letcherous hump!

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 6:03 PM

GOJIRO

WASH: Kaylee, hamsters AIN'T nice!

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 2:43 AM

HORRID

There's No place The Human torch won't go on a dare

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 6:26 AM

MANTICHORUS

I've already posted this as an image, but...

WASH: "Damn that magmaloo!"

{Originally from http://www.fireflyfans.net/sunroomitem.asp?i=2327 }

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SAFFRON: "Durran... This isn't what it looks like..."
MAL: "Unless it looks like we're stealing your priceless Lassiter, 'cause that's what we're doing. Don't ask me about the gun, though, 'cause that's new."
DURRAN: "Well. I appreciate your honesty. Not, you know, a lot, but --"
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The Doctor: "I loathe bus stations. Terrible places. Full of lost luggage and lost souls."

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 5:21 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by Mantichorus:

I've already posted this as an image, but...

Well, so you have. I wasn't trying to steal your thunder and I remember it now that I see it again. It's funny and the point of this thread is to see how many funny or atypical quotes we can come up with! Recycled or not...

So do I add you to the vote and look biased or do I not and look like I shafted you? LOL Such is the dilemma of being me.

Cilantro!
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Thursday, January 6, 2005 6:06 PM

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Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

*WASH doing movie/tv charades...*

MAL: ...huh...Great Balls of Fire?
ZOE: ...Godzilla...no, wrong end...
SIMON: ...no, this must be what going mad feels like...
RIVER: ...postholer: for digging holes for posts...we need eggs! (runs away)
JAYNE: ...somethin' about this is downright disturbin'...and gorram funny!...
KAYLEE: ...this beats the cow fetus...ummm...I give up...
BOOK: ...ooh! Sin and hellfire, this is good...
INARA (rolls eyes as she passes by): It is Backdraft...

*WASH taps his nose and points to Inara indicating her correct guess as she walks to her shuttle*

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 6:08 PM

KNIBBLET

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
we had a 3-way tie, so I invoked my supreme executive power and cast the tie breaker ...
Congrats to Knibblet!

I'm certain I couldn't feel more honored. *blows kisses to the crowd* Thank you, I love you all.

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 8:12 PM

DRAGONWINE

Newscaster: After watching an ancient film titled "Logan's Run" an eccentric transport pilot who likes to play with toy dinosaurs attempts to "renew" but fails in the end.

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 8:26 PM

THEGREYJEDI

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

WASH: Flaming Pee Goo Attack Go!
ZOE: (from off screen) And this is why Kaylee's engine still gin and Dragonball Z do NOT mix.

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 9:34 PM

GUNRUNNER

Quote:
Originally posted by CosmicFugitive:
Wash proves that he CAN perform a Crazy Ivan.

On that note:

“Showing where Wash learned the term ‘Crazy Ivan’ he gets drunk and participates in the ancient submariner tradition of "The Dance of the Flaming Asshole”.”

Yes such a tradition exists… don’t ask…

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 11:15 PM

MANTICHORUS

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Quote:
Originally posted by Mantichorus:

I've already posted this as an image, but...

Well, so you have. I wasn't trying to steal your thunder and I remember it now that I see it again. It's funny and the point of this thread is to see how many funny or atypical quotes we can come up with! Recycled or not...

So do I add you to the vote and look biased or do I not and look like I shafted you? LOL Such is the dilemma of being me.

Cilantro!
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Don't worry about it - if there are better captions than mine go for them! Anyway, I have some more...

1) WASH: "My pee-goo feels like the opening credits to Bonanza!"

2) "Back on the ship... why, there's danger at every turn!"

3) Wash's rendition of Elton John's Rocket Man goes hi-lariously wrong.

To be honest, I'm finding it hard not to plumb the bottom-most depths of toilet humour here... oh. Too late.

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SAFFRON: "Durran... This isn't what it looks like..."
MAL: "Unless it looks like we're stealing your priceless Lassiter, 'cause that's what we're doing. Don't ask me about the gun, though, 'cause that's new."
DURRAN: "Well. I appreciate your honesty. Not, you know, a lot, but --"
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The Doctor: "I loathe bus stations. Terrible places. Full of lost luggage and lost souls."

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Friday, January 7, 2005 11:59 AM

CHOLLETT

WASH: "AAAUUGH!!!!!!!!! I knew i shouldn't have had 20 of those spicy burritos."

"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie

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Friday, January 7, 2005 5:22 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

WASH (screaming back to Book): Are you AHHHG sure this is AHHH AHH AHHH how they celebrated OOOH AHHH HOT TOO HOT AHH Chinese New Year on AUGH OWWEEE OW OW OW Earth-that-was?!?

BOOK: I believe...it is more a tradition of Shan Yu *muffles a laugh*

MAL: Y'know Preacher, *laughs* yer goin' to the special hell. *laughs some more*

WASH (cries in pain): I think I'm cauterized...

Cilantro!
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Friday, January 7, 2005 6:17 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
WASH doing movie/tv charades...*

MAL: ...huh...Great Balls of Fire?
ZOE: ...Godzilla...no, wrong end...
SIMON: ...no, this must be what going mad feels like...
RIVER: ...postholer: for digging holes for posts...we need eggs! (runs away)
JAYNE: ...somethin' about this is downright disturbin'...and gorram funny!...
KAYLEE: ...this beats the cow fetus...ummm...I give up...
BOOK: ...ooh! Sin and hellfire, this is good...
INARA (rolls eyes as she passes by): It is Backdraft...

*WASH taps his nose and points to Inara indicating her correct guess as she walks to her shuttle*

Cilantro!
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this one!

or the Crazy Ivan

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Friday, January 7, 2005 7:44 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
(edit)
Cilantro!
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this one!

or the Crazy Ivan

www.thatweirdgirl.com

I appreciate that you appreciate my sense of humour, however, my being the overseer and creator of this game, I do not choose my own captions for vote. I just like to play the game as well.

Thanks again, though, for finding my caption funny! Feel free to play along, too, because this game is open to anyone on this site, and no caption will be denied (not even those pathetic ones by Gojiro ;P kidding!)

Cilantro!
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Sunday, January 9, 2005 7:00 PM

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Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

GO VOTE!!!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/884726

Cilantro!
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Monday, January 10, 2005 5:35 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

*bump!*
Less than 2 hours left to vote for your favorite!

Cilantro!
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Monday, January 10, 2005 6:35 PM

JRC

Pain is scary...BAM!!...See what I mean?.....
Oooh wait, I already posted that in the last contest..teehee

*Bump*

Everyone dies alone.

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Monday, January 10, 2005 6:47 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Damn. that was funny JRC! Too bad you missed the vote deadline, but still gorram funny!

Cilantro!
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Monday, January 10, 2005 7:47 PM

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

and in reply to Jayne -

Wash : Now I'm learning about sca-- OWW!!! OWW!!

Keep flying

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