CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #10 !!! by TenthCrewMember

Mal (counting): Yup, still five.

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 4:51 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal (mumbling): "What is she ruttin' talking about? I don't smell anything."

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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 5:56 PM

JEBBYPAL

"Now what was I supposed to remember?" Checks writing on hand: "Oh yeah, don't slap anyone at a Shindig."

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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 6:11 PM

CHOLLETT

MAL: (mumbling) Ok. So according to the counsellor, it's www.inaraswebcam.com.......
INARA: What's that you got there?
MAL: (startled) NOTHING! ....i mean, umm... i just forgot to wash my hands and i thought my hand smelled...

"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie

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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 6:19 PM

"Huh. Shepherd was right, my palm is getting hairy."

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 7:29 PM

Mal (thinking): I know the ways to a womans heart like the back of my hand...say, I never noticed that there befor.

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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 7:32 PM

GOJIRO

MAL: He stink-palmed me! On my own gorram ship!

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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 8:39 PM

SOUPCATCHER

Ooh. I want to play.

Mal: Hmmm. They are rather smallish.

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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 9:00 PM

GUNRUNNER

Mal: Wow these drugs the doc gave me are far out…
Inara (Thinking): He’s been standing there talking to himself for hours…
Mal: …You know they call them fingers, but I’ve never seen them ‘fing’… ...Mal spelled backwards is lamb… If you add a ‘b’

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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 11:40 PM

Mal (thinking): Now how does that Vlucan thing go again?

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Wednesday, January 12, 2005 1:10 AM

HORRID

often were the times Inaras cleavage drove mal to contemplate putting his finger to his temple and comitting mime suicide.

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Wednesday, January 12, 2005 3:44 AM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

Quote:
Originally posted by someonewithpictureskillz:

Mal (clearly thinkin' hard): Ohmygod, I just touched Inara... I just touched Inara's boob by accident. I'm never washing this hand again!

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Wednesday, January 12, 2005 3:46 AM

EST120

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Mal (thinking): I guess it is just me and

man, i do not think anyone can beat this one. no offense to anyone.

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Wednesday, January 12, 2005 3:57 AM

KNIBBLET

Mal's childhood thumb injury left him unable to hitchhike properly. Fortunately, he was spared a fate of standing all stupid-like in the cargo bay when Inara donated her superior cleavage to the cause.

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

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Wednesday, January 12, 2005 5:00 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by GunRunner:
Mal: …You know they call them fingers, but I’ve never seen them ‘fing’…

Yes, a Simpsons reference!

Mary
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Wednesday, January 12, 2005 5:23 AM

TAUSETIPRIME

Quote:

My entry:

Mal: (thinking) I have called her a whore how many times this week? I wrote it on my hand so I wouldnt forget......

They didnt call it the dark ages because it was dark.

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Wednesday, January 12, 2005 5:46 AM

Edit'd to say:
This one was not that funny, so it's gone. But I do like the one below, so it stays!

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For CTP#9
River: Fire!

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Wednesday, January 12, 2005 7:44 AM

RYCE

Mal: Let's see, the love line meets the life line on my palm here, so that means I should be meeting my soulmate right about now...oh, hey there 'Nara!

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Wednesday, January 12, 2005 8:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

MAL: Lessee...One...two...five-
INARA: -Three, sir.
MAL: Right. Three.

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Wednesday, January 12, 2005 10:03 AM

MONTANAGIRL

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MAL: Lessee...One...two...five-
INARA: -Three, sir.
MAL: Right. Three.

Woohoo! Can't beat a Monty Python reference.

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Wednesday, January 12, 2005 10:13 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
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JAYNE: (Off screen) "Damn it Mal.. I forgot my line!.."

MAL: "Wait a minute, I have it right here.. Uh..What does that say? Ivoprovalyn?..That's not it.. Hydrozapam? Uh.."

INARA:(Thinking) *He's looking at the wrong arm..*

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Wednesday, January 12, 2005 2:36 PM

EBONEZER

Mal: Huh. She's right. My life line DOES look a little short.

Inara (thinking): Thats not the only thing that looks a little short, capn' tightpants.

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Wednesday, January 12, 2005 3:03 PM

Mal (thinking): What was that string for.

Jayne:AAAAAAHHHHHH!!

Mal (thinking): Oh yah, let Jayne out of the airlock.

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Wednesday, January 12, 2005 3:23 PM

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal : WHAT?? I only wanted you to give me five!

Keep flying

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Wednesday, January 12, 2005 3:28 PM

JRC

Mal: "I'm sorry Inara, I don't know what happened. I used to be all....articulate and everything.... just like my finger."

Everyone dies alone.

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Wednesday, January 12, 2005 4:15 PM

MALICIOUS

No matter how hard he tries, Mal just cannot remember how to make the "dog" shadow puppet.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Wednesday, January 12, 2005 5:03 PM

DARKJESTER

Mal wonders, since he's not willing to put his whole self in, should he even start with his right hand? And who decided that the Hokey-Pokey is what it's all about?

(Lifted from a cartoon, but I'm drawing a blank as to which one! Far Side maybe?)

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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Wednesday, January 12, 2005 7:25 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Hey thanks, EST120 for the compliment!

Man, this week is not gonna be shiny come vote time. How do I pick only 5!?!? Y'all are too rutting hi-larious! That being said, I'll add a few more of my own...

MAL(thinking): Damn. Jayne was right. Nothin' into nothin' and carry the nothin' IS nothin'!

OR

COMMENTATOR: Here we see Malcolm Reynolds, war hero, transport Captain, and all 'round easy mark, attempting to tally the take on the "Wobbly Headed Doll Caper"

OR

MAL(woozy after kissing Inara): Son of a--
(note: Who couldn't see her playing this joke on him? *g*)

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Thursday, January 13, 2005 2:01 AM

HORRID

For The Last time Doctor, tell your sister to keep her imaginary Stick guns off the floor.

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Thursday, January 13, 2005 12:10 PM

MISGUIDED BY VOICES

Nathan: Shoo-mu?.. Shuz-meh?... Shuzbat?... Hey! Morena, do you have any idea how you say this line?

Morena: Shooby dooby doo? No that's not right either.

Nathan: Joss! You can write this sh!t but you sure as hell can't say it!

"I threw up on your bed"

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Thursday, January 13, 2005 3:03 PM

JRC

Mal: "Inara, would you like to pull my finger?"
Inara: *annoyed* "Not again..............."

--another--

Mal: "Inara, what did you put in my drink? My fingers are all.....bendy....."
Inara: "Finally putting an end to your "pull my finger" shenanigans."

Everyone dies alone.

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Thursday, January 13, 2005 4:06 PM

DRAGONWINE

Huh! She's right....they don't melt in your hands.

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Thursday, January 13, 2005 4:48 PM

RYCE

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MAL(woozy after kissing Inara): Son of a--

Wow, I was totally thinking that! He has the exact same look on his face!

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Thursday, January 13, 2005 4:52 PM

Inara: I told him he'd go blind doing that.

Mary
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Thursday, January 13, 2005 8:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

MALBETH: Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand?

Inara as Lady Malbeth waits in the wings for her entrance.

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Thursday, January 13, 2005 10:32 PM

BILLYUNO

Mal: Okay, so according to this study I read if you look at your nails palm up it means you ain't queer, so... Hey Jayne! You got any dirt under your fingernails?

Jayne (off screen): Gorram it Mal, I'm not gay!

Mal (mutters): Oh yeah? Well Jayne is a girls name. Not that there's anything wrong... with bein'... y'know. Sly. It's... just... Hey what's for dinner?

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Friday, January 14, 2005 3:48 AM

KNIBBLET

Quote:
Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
MALBETH: Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand?
Inara as Lady Malbeth waits in the wings for her entrance.

Good one, TheGreyJedi. That's what book learnin' brings ya. :)

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

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Friday, January 14, 2005 4:14 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by Knibblet:
Quote:
Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
MALBETH: Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand?
Inara as Lady Malbeth waits in the wings for her entrance.

Good one, TheGreyJedi. That's what book learnin' brings ya. :)

Just need to say the line as if he was John Wayne!
(special merit to the one who remembers where THAT is from)

*ahem* now then...

MAL: This little piggy went to market...

OR

MAL: Y'know, maybe Inara is right...I have been compensating with Serenity.

OR

INARA(thinking): Oh, God, not the miming again. What a pee goo.

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Friday, January 14, 2005 4:21 AM

GAVIDA

Quote:

1st idea:

Mal mumbling: What does she mean with "No fake beagle poop?"

2nd idea:
Mal: If invisible, easy to smuggle apples do not exist, what did I spend our last money on?

Keep flying,
Gavida

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Friday, January 14, 2005 5:44 AM

MANTICHORUS

INARA: "Mal! Don't bother with the math! Just shoot him!"

MAL: "Wait, wait! I almost got it..."

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SAFFRON: "Durran... This isn't what it looks like..."
MAL: "Unless it looks like we're stealing your priceless Lassiter, 'cause that's what we're doing. Don't ask me about the gun, though, 'cause that's new."
DURRAN: "Well. I appreciate your honesty. Not, you know, a lot, but --"
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Friday, January 14, 2005 11:52 AM

MONTANAGIRL

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
MALBETH: Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand?

Just need to say the line as if he was John Wayne!
(special merit to the one who remembers where THAT is from)

I know! I know! It's from Dead Poets Society, one of my all time favorite movies.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Friday, January 14, 2005 12:00 PM

NYTSHAD

Quote:
Mal: one... two ... five ...
Inara: three, sir.
Mal: three ...

OMG! I vote this one! Monty Python never gets old

"Because in the real world a high elf is better than a sober dwarf"

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Friday, January 14, 2005 2:39 PM

SIMONWHO

Mal: Let me see; milk, bread, eggs, whore. Hmm, where could I find a whore at this time of night...

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Saturday, January 15, 2005 8:18 AM

MALICIOUS

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
Mal: Let me see; milk, bread, eggs, whore. Hmm, where could I find a whore at this time of night...

Crap! Now I can't decide between this one and the Monty Python one!

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Saturday, January 15, 2005 3:09 PM

QUIXOTICONE

Mal (under his breath): "Lessee now - thumb out, middle fingers pressed into the palm..."

Inara (thinking): *sigh* 'Is he working on that yu ben de Spider-Man move again?'

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Saturday, January 15, 2005 4:04 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
MALBETH: Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand?

Just need to say the line as if he was John Wayne!
(special merit to the one who remembers where THAT is from)

I know! I know! It's from Dead Poets Society, one of my all time favorite movies.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

*hands you the special hell err...merit*

Cilantro!
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Saturday, January 15, 2005 4:15 PM

Isn't there supposed to be some voting or something?

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Saturday, January 15, 2005 4:25 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

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Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
Isn't there supposed to be some voting or something?

Ayup. Starts sometime tomorrow (1/16/05) and ends at midnight Monday (1/17/05). :)

Vote early, vote Niska. ;)

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Saturday, January 15, 2005 7:06 PM