CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #11 by TenthCrewMember

Before this pic was taken:
Mal: "If you don't take your hand off my leg, things might be gettin' a little rough here."
Jayne: "I was hopin' you'd say that."
Cut to Mal's look.

Everyone dies alone.

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Tuesday, January 18, 2005 3:48 PM

MALICIOUS

Mal: "Jayne! Turn around! I think I forgot to unplug the iron!"

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Tuesday, January 18, 2005 4:34 PM

Mal (wakeing up): HELP!! I think I'v been drugged and sold to a border world baron!!

Jayne: Baron, Nobody's ever called me a baron befor, shiny!

-Ratboy

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Tuesday, January 18, 2005 5:09 PM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

Mal (in terrible female voice): What? You, you think I'm ugly!? *SOB* Oh, Jayne...how could you?! Me? Ugly? When I'm in such a condition, too!

Jayne: Well... Now... Wait jus' a minnit there, Mal. I didn't mean you're ugly. Just ugly in that bonnet....

Mal: *SOBS EVEN HARDER*

-Taylor

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Tuesday, January 18, 2005 5:51 PM

Jayne: "Hey Mal, earlier today I used an old bonnet to clean up that horse poo you told me about and........oh, sorry."

Everyone dies alone.

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Tuesday, January 18, 2005 6:10 PM

Mal: Where am I?
Jayne: The special hell!!

-Ratboy

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Tuesday, January 18, 2005 6:32 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

rotfl! That's good JRC.

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Tuesday, January 18, 2005 7:57 PM

Thanks!!!

Everyone dies alone.

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Tuesday, January 18, 2005 8:02 PM

Hey everybody...How can I add the pic of Mal and Jayne to my posts?

Everyone dies alone.

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Tuesday, January 18, 2005 8:38 PM

BILLYUNO

Good question. I don't know.

But here's my entry.

Mal: If you think I'm so ugly then why DID you marry me anyway?

Jayne: Why d'ya think? All my OTHER cousins were taken!

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Tuesday, January 18, 2005 9:41 PM

Jayne: Well how about now, do ya feel girlish now!

-Ratboy

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Tuesday, January 18, 2005 9:52 PM

THEGREYJEDI

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

MAL: Romeo, Romeo. Wherefore art thou, Romeo? Deny they father and refuse thy-are you sure this is how it was done on Earth-That-Was?

SIMON: (offscreen) Yes! When this play was written, females didn't get to act.

JAYNE: I smell a lot of sly comin' offa this.

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Tuesday, January 18, 2005 11:22 PM

SOUPCATCHER

JAYNE: Well, seeing as how she's your sister and all, I even kissed her on the mouth.

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Tuesday, January 18, 2005 11:34 PM

SIMONWHO

I won? Wow! That's brilliant, especially as I thought I hadn't even submitted that entry (lousy internet connection). Oooh, and now I'm eyeing up T-Shirts too. Bad temptation!

Anyway...

Jayne: So, captain, have you ever heard of something called slash fiction?

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Tuesday, January 18, 2005 11:44 PM

TUDYKRAWKS

Jayne: For the last time, You Are Not My Wife!!!

Mal: Now ya know how it feels to be me!, (mutters to himself.. "stupid rainstick")

"never bring a wooden battering ram to a flaming arrow fight"

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005 3:28 AM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

Here's one that's completely different:

Mal (high-pitched female voice): Look, I object to all this sex on the buckboard. I mean! I keep fallin' off.

Jayne (grumblin'): Then ya just ain't holdin' on right, are ya?

-Taylor

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005 4:35 AM

PALADIN

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Jayne: "Mal, seein you in that dress got me to thinkin."

Mal: "No."

Jayne: "Heh, yeah....you look gorram fine all dressed up like that."

then Mal gives funny look in pic.

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005 6:08 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by UnchartedOutlaw:
Here's one that's completely different:

Mal (high-pitched female voice): Look, I object to all this sex on the buckboard. I mean! I keep fallin' off.

Heh! That made me think of something slightly different...

JAYNE(whispering): Psst...hey Mal! Wanna see why they call this a buckboard?
MAL(worriedly): HUH!?

and heres a few more...

JAYNE: Can I start getting sexed now?
MAL gives the shocked look.

or

JAYNE: MmmMmm...tasty!
MAL: Is that a commentary on me?
JAYNE: MmmHmmm...
MAL: *gasp*

or

MAL: So then, when Simon thought I was Kaylee, I pulled back the bonnet and he looked like this!!!
JAYNE: Hi. Larious. (thinking: "What a moonbrain...")

Cilantro!
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Wednesday, January 19, 2005 6:59 AM

MANTICHORUS

After the wrap party for Serenity, both Adam and Nathan were surprised by who they woke up with.

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005 9:23 AM

CHOLLETT

Jayne: "Mal, you've just been Punk'd!"
Mal: "Whaaaaaat?"

"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005 9:32 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

Quote:
Originally posted by Tenthcrewmember:
[IMG] [/IMG]

Here's one for my fellow UK Browncoats:

MAL:(Putting on his best Emily Howard voice)

"You must know that I am a lady... I press flowers and stroke kittens and swim in rivers... wearing dresses and hats."

Or one for my fellow Browncoats everywhere:

MAL: (Thinking0 *This is what going mad must feel like.*

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005 9:57 AM

THRAWN

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:
Mal: Where am I?
Jayne: The special hell!!

-Ratboy

This gets my vote.

I have nothing of my own to contribute; I just wanted to say this was hilarious.

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005 1:17 PM

NIKNAK

Jayne: My mum's hats are better than your mum's hats.

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005 1:53 PM

KNIBBLET

Quote:
Originally posted by CosmicFugitive:
Here's one for my fellow UK Browncoats:
MAL:(Putting on his best Emily Howard voice)
"You must know that I am a lady... I press flowers and stroke kittens and swim in rivers... wearing dresses and hats."

Those of us who get BBC America get that one too. *snerk* Now you've got me putting Mal in every one of those skits. YIKES!
Next thing you know, he'll be declaring himself the only Gay in the village.

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005 2:57 PM

GOJIRO

JAYNE: You there, old woman!

MAL: MAN!

JAYNE: Oh, sorry, old man then.

MAL: I'M THIRTY-SEVEN!!

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005 3:23 PM

EBONEZER

JAYNE: I'VE got a stupid hat on?

or

MAL: This outta fool those damned gynecologists...

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005 4:22 PM

Can somebody please tell me how to copy the pic to my posts. Please??

Jayne: "There's only one thing worse than looking at those horse's asses in front of me."

Everyone dies alone.

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005 5:41 PM

MONTANAGIRL

Mal: "You're sayin' I DIDN'T need to shave my legs for this disguise?!"

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005 5:44 PM

CAGEYBEE

MAL and JAYNE in unison: How drunk were we last night?!?

(Ok, ok, anyone's who's read my signature saw this coming. Couldn't help it. Reavers made me do it.)

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005 7:05 PM

SHINY

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
Mal: "You're sayin' I DIDN'T need to shave my legs for this disguise?!"

That reminds me of my high school swimming days...

*shudder*

Jayne, your mouth is talkin. Might want to look into that.

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005 7:13 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
[IMG] [/IMG]

Mal: Whoo! I just caught some good air flow.
Jayne: Gorram it, next time I get to wear the cotton gown.

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005 8:05 PM

Jayne: "You're not wearing underwear either??????"

Everyone dies alone.

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005 9:04 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by JRC:
Can somebody please tell me how to copy the pic to my posts. Please??

Jayne: "There's only one thing worse than looking at those horse's asses in front of me."

Everyone dies alone.

You should be able to just quote the actual link by using "reply with quote" and editing out the text you do not want.

here:

MAL: No, I will not get all naked and articulate for you!

Cilantro!
TCM

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005 10:39 PM

Thanks!!!

Joss off camera: "ADAM!! That really IS Nathan!!! ADAM, noooooo!!!!!!

Everyone dies alone.

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Thursday, January 20, 2005 6:58 AM

MANTICHORUS

JAYNE: "Gorrammit, Mal, you use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore."

MAL: (shocked response) (Blazing Saddles reference)

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Thursday, January 20, 2005 9:22 AM

NYTSHAD

Quote:
Originally posted by gojiro:
JAYNE: You there, old woman!

MAL: MAN!

JAYNE: Oh, sorry, old man then.

MAL: I'M THIRTY-SEVEN!!

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I didn't know you were called Dennis.

Teehee, Monty Python-goodness

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Thursday, January 20, 2005 3:13 PM

HORRID

Jayne: yes I have seen Far and Away but I ain't Tom Cruise and you sure as hell aint no Nicole Kidman So There'll be no peeking under the Jaynes Mystery bowl of goodies. or vera's likely to get awful jealous and start shootin off at the mouth

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Thursday, January 20, 2005 4:31 PM

DRAGONWINE

Mal: CANCELLED!!!! You mean I slept with that gorram Fox exec for nothin' !?

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Thursday, January 20, 2005 6:01 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by dragonwine:
Mal: CANCELLED!!!! You mean I slept with that gorram Fox exec for nothin' !?

Yeah, yer goin' to the special hell...but I'll be right there with you because I am LMFAO!

Cilantro!
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Sunday, January 23, 2005 6:12 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

*bump*

last chance to get a caption in! I gotta go to work today, so when I get home (about 9ish EST) I'll be picking the 5 finalists!

JAYNE: Want me to show you why Reavers split their tongues? *eyebrow wiggle*

Cilantro!
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Sunday, January 23, 2005 11:33 AM

RYCE

Quote:
JAYNE: Want me to show you why Reavers split their tongues? *eyebrow wiggle*

Milk just almost came spurting out my nose at that one!

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Sunday, January 23, 2005 5:18 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Go on then.

VOTE!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/887183

Cilantro!
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Sunday, January 23, 2005 5:56 PM

MONTANAGIRL

Shiny! We get to vote for two! But how to decide which two, hmm......

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Sunday, January 23, 2005 6:26 PM

Are we allowd to campaign?

-Ratboy

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Sunday, January 23, 2005 6:32 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:
Are we allowd to campaign?

-Ratboy

If you are so inclined, I cannot stop you...

Cilantro!
TCM

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Sunday, January 23, 2005 7:37 PM

VOTE RAT ON CTP#11

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-Ratboy

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Monday, January 24, 2005 6:10 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

*bump*

NI HAODY, lurkers!

We know your watching, so vote already!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/887183

Voting is anonymous, so neither Niska nor the Alliance will know you've been here...and the blue hands are busy chasing some moonbrained ballerina, so you are safe. No, really, it is o-kay. Vote. I promise, any ill-will that befalls you for voting is purely as coincidental as can be manufactured...err, just don't speak to the prisoners.

Cilantro!
TCM

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Monday, January 24, 2005 10:43 AM

ODDNESS2HER

It may be too late, but this just came to me:

JAYNE: Mal, your bonnet is neither pretty nor floral. Discuss.

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Monday, January 24, 2005 11:36 AM