A NEW Thread dedicated strictly to Mal-Licious by BadgersHat

Mal, to christen your new thread, I made you a sash!

*holds out a creme brulee-colored sash (sashes and hair should always match!) which says in beautiful calligraphy "The Ever-Loved Mal PS- Do Not Steal This Sash"*

Now, can I have a ride on your scooter?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Friday, January 21, 2005 2:01 PM

Wow! Look at all this SPACE! Look how high the ceiling is! And a hovering chandelier, shiny!

KGB, you can HAVE my scooter, this sash rocks!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Friday, January 21, 2005 2:11 PM

I'd have to dye your hair a different color than mine though, Jefe. I wouldn't want people thinkin' we was twins.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Friday, January 21, 2005 6:56 PM

OK people this is a hijacking, now who wants to talk about creme brulee???

-Ratboy

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Friday, January 21, 2005 6:59 PM

Can we talk about peanut butter cookies? I make really good ones.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Friday, January 21, 2005 7:01 PM

With peanut butter chips?

-Ratboy

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Friday, January 21, 2005 7:02 PM

Actually, I make them with chunky peanut butter so they've got nice peanut chunks in them already.

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Friday, January 21, 2005 7:09 PM

MMMM!! What brand peanut butter?

-Ratboy

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Friday, January 21, 2005 7:12 PM

The best one I've found so far is actually the Albertsons store brand. And I use air-bake cookie sheets so they always come out nice and soft.

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Friday, January 21, 2005 7:19 PM

STATIC

I heard gay people like those kinds of cookies, so I think they must be horrible, and I'm offended that you would like them. You must like gay people if you like those cookies, so you're a bad person.

troll troll troll troll troll

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Friday, January 21, 2005 7:26 PM

Everything will be okay Static. Don't worry about those other guys. Here, I'll bake you some cookies and it'll make everything better.

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Friday, January 21, 2005 7:51 PM

THEGREYJEDI

I find that gay people are best with raisins and oatmeal when served in cookies. Although macedamia nuts are pretty good.

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Friday, January 21, 2005 7:53 PM

STATIC

troll troll troll troll troll troll troll. . .

Hey. . .do we get moved to the 'troll' thread if we're making fun of trollers?

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Friday, January 21, 2005 8:10 PM

We might all need to duck and cover when Malicious sees what we've done to her thread.

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Friday, January 21, 2005 8:14 PM

STATIC

Yeah. . .

SUCKS when someone completely hijacks your thread, huh?

I love you, Mal-licious!

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Friday, January 21, 2005 8:51 PM

ZOID

Mmmm-ahhh-licious:

Forgive me Mistress. It's been 5 or 6 posts since my last profession of servitude, and act of contrition...

Nice new church, by the way. Bit empty, though. Ah well, I'm sure it'll fill up nicely, soon enough. The only problem is, the old sanctuary had some really nice graffiti. Now, it'll just fade its way down the Recent Thread list, and disappear.

"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain."
(heh-heh, identify the quote without Googling; any buff worth their salt will get it inside 5 seconds)

Penitently,

zoid
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"Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me." The Ballad of Serenity

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Saturday, January 22, 2005 5:12 AM

WARNING TO ANYONE IN HERE WHO IS TALKING ABOUT COOKIES! Can you make them with chocolate chips instead?

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Saturday, January 22, 2005 5:15 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
I love you, Mal-licious!

Who doesn't? Don't answer that!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Saturday, January 22, 2005 7:54 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
Can we talk about peanut butter cookies? I make really good ones.

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Can you make them with chocolate chips instead?

Well, MG can you make them with chocolate chips instead? And bein' all fluffy from the air-bake!
MMMMMM-yuuumy!!!

-Ratboy

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Saturday, January 22, 2005 9:34 AM

*enters the thread on her newly acquired scooter and gives it to the valet to park*

Swanky thread, Mal. I hope that was a valet. Otherwise, he should invest in a different coat. Anyway, I just stopped by here to produce this *holds out little chocolate chip-shaped seeds*

We'll plant these and in four months, we will be living Willy Wonka-style. Well, but with cookies not candy...and no creepy, small, orange-faced men workers

*quickly checks the height of all the men present*

Well...mostly. Maybe some of you would like to invest in some heels for the Ebo Cornation Gala over on the Sereni-TREE?

*opens her trench coat to reveal she is wearing several pairs of stillettos*

Takers? Hologram me.

*wrestles her scooter away from the guy who is clearly not a valet and was quite offended by her comment, and sails away, in seach of other sugary-shaped seeds*

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Saturday, January 22, 2005 11:20 AM

If we're living Wonka-like, I want a chocolate RIVER as well! Not just a chocolate bush or tree or plant or whatever the seeds grow into.

OK, people, I need some cheering up! ASAP! I filed for divorce yesterday. Ick. My son just went to spend the night at a friend's house and now I am all alone in the middle of a snowstorm. Well, alone except for you guys that is. So, I am looking to you. Can you help a gal out? Maybe some shadow puppets or a game of truth or dare? More cookies? Virtual booze? Anything?

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Saturday, January 22, 2005 12:03 PM

Here Mal, I made you some Death By Chocolate cookies. If they can't cheer you up I don't know what will.

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Saturday, January 22, 2005 1:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:

OK, people, I need some cheering up! ASAP! I filed for divorce yesterday. Ick. My son just went to spend the night at a friend's house and now I am all alone in the middle of a snowstorm. Well, alone except for you guys that is. So, I am looking to you. Can you help a gal out? Maybe some shadow puppets or a game of truth or dare? More cookies? Virtual booze? Anything?

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

While I am not nearly as accomplished a groveller as Zoid, I do like to think that I can offer heart-felt sympathy equally well!

Sorry, Mal. The ending of any long-term relationship causes emotional turmoil, I think, even if things were not going particularly well. It can be like a piece of one's soul being torn out. And the loss of a relationship lasting many years or decades (not sure if that's the case here) can hurt proportionally worse. You are missing a piece of yourself.

On the other hand, you have always struck me as a smart woman who knows what is going on in her life. If you felt the need to file for divorce, I can only suppose that it is not a frivolous decision, that you know what you are doing, and that ultimately it will be a good thing for you.

Please allow me to be happy for you in that regard.

Truth or Dare? Booze? Cookies?

What would you like?

The Real Me

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Saturday, January 22, 2005 1:50 PM

Our 19th anniversary was on January 10th. It was not very celebratory.

Thanks for your words of encouragement. Now what are you going to do about the snow, huh? Huh?

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Saturday, January 22, 2005 1:51 PM

OOOOH! D by C cookies! Yum!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Saturday, January 22, 2005 1:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Our 19th anniversary was on January 10th. It was not very celebratory.

Thanks for your words of encouragement. Now what are you going to do about the snow, huh? Huh?

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

NINETEEN YEARS?

Goodness, that's a while.

I cannot have the slightest idea how much that must hurt. And "sorry" is so inadequate.

So I guess I better get started on that weather machine, huh?

The Real Me

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Saturday, January 22, 2005 2:15 PM

EMBERS

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Now what are you going to do about the snow, huh? Huh?

I've been there Mal-licious...(tho I only made it to my 5th wedding anniversary)
try to think of the snow as a plus,
keeping the 'well meaning' from disturbing your orgy of pain
and cookies.

I have brought links to pretty pictures:
http://home.tiscali.nl/t012540/badhome.htm
http://fillionaires.proboards28.com/index.cgi?board=Nathan

and a fun puzzle, to allow you to play with a half naked Mal, who is also in a bit of pain:
http://jigzone.com/ms/z.php?ui=620911392i1698391&z=50_piece_circles

This sounds like a good time to put in the DVDs
love from
Maribeth (embers)

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Saturday, January 22, 2005 2:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
So I guess I better get started on that weather machine, huh?

It is the very least you could do. Would it be like a giant vacuum cleaner? Also, I want it to be sunny and 80 degrees, with very low humidity. Thanks.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Saturday, January 22, 2005 2:32 PM

Maribeth,

Thank YOU for the pretty pictures! I LOVED the pics of Nathan the night he wore that leather kilt. Now, I think I just might wallow in my grief and watch me some Firefly!

Thank you,

Felicia

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Saturday, January 22, 2005 5:48 PM

Oh, Mal, I'm so sorry. Though I've never been married, my parents have been divorced (from each other) twice. All I really want to say is that we are all here for you, any time you want to talk.

Also, I've begun digging a chocolate river in your honor.

*gets handy-dandy shovel out of back pocket and starts digging*

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Saturday, January 22, 2005 5:52 PM

Well, I guess it doesn't have to be a river....it could be a stream, if you don't feel like digging that much. See? I CAN be nice!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Saturday, January 22, 2005 5:55 PM

*looks up from six-foot deep trench*

No, really, a river is no trouble, no trouble at all. It will bring a happiness to this land.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Saturday, January 22, 2005 6:01 PM

(Mal-licious hums a Talking Heads tune) "...Take me to the river....drop me in the chocolate...."

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Saturday, January 22, 2005 7:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
So I guess I better get started on that weather machine, huh?

It is the very least you could do. Would it be like a giant vacuum cleaner? Also, I want it to be sunny and 80 degrees, with very low humidity. Thanks.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

No, a giant vacuum would be silly. Besides, it's been done!

No, the plans for my weather control machine include a battery of orbital laser platforms, possibly with gravity control devices, which would focus on the coming storm fronts and zap them out of existance. Or else lift the storm out of the atmosphere and carefully place it somewhere else.

To operate this device, I would have two humongous dials in set in a control panel in my living room. One dial would have locations, such as "Colorado Springs, Colorado" or "Bear Delaware" (certainly Ebo needs no weather help in California!) and the other dial would have a happy smiling sun face, a frowning sun behind a cloud... you know, like the weather men and women use!

The Real Me

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Saturday, January 22, 2005 7:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
*looks up from six-foot deep trench*

No, really, a river is no trouble, no trouble at all. It will bring a happiness to this land.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

* CageyBee hears a terribly loud turbine engine rev up behind her. She turns around to see a huge machine, not unlike a bulldozer, but with chainsaw-like attachments on the front in addition to a dozer blade. Up in the driver's seat is The Real Me, smiling and waving. *

Hello, CageyBee! Doing it with a shovel would take forever! Check out my brand new river-digging machine. With this, I've already gotten a third of the way from Hershey, Pennsylvania, to Bear, Delaware. Here, climb on board. You can take a turn driving, if you like.

The Real Me

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Saturday, January 22, 2005 9:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Check out my brand new river-digging machine

I think most of us already "dig River" and everyone else too, or we would not be here.

-Ratboy

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Saturday, January 22, 2005 9:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Here, climb on board. You can take a turn driving, if you like.

Can I really? Like really, really? This is better than the time my dad let me push the lawn mower all over the yard for years and years for little to no reward.

*climbs behind the wheel and immediately veers the river digging machine off course*

Oops. Well, every good river needs a lake, right?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Saturday, January 22, 2005 10:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Here, climb on board. You can take a turn driving, if you like.

Can I really? Like really, really? This is better than the time my dad let me push the lawn mower all over the yard for years and years for little to no reward.

Huh? Well, I should think that it's AT LEAST more fun than digging a river by yourself with a shovel!

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
*climbs behind the wheel and immediately veers the river digging machine off course*

Oops. Well, every good river needs a lake, right?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

* The Real Me hangs on for dear life as the river-digging machine lurches left and right. *

Well, go ahead. Put some curves in it. I always thought that straight rivers are a bit boring! (No comments from YOU, Rat!

)

Ooops!

* The Real Me turns around to stare in the wake of the machine. *

Hey, was that a house?

The Real Me

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Sunday, January 23, 2005 1:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
No, the plans for my weather control machine include a battery of orbital laser platforms, possibly with gravity control devices, which would focus on the coming storm fronts and zap them out of existance. Or else lift the storm out of the atmosphere and carefully place it somewhere else.

To operate this device, I would have two humongous dials in set in a control panel in my living room. One dial would have locations, such as "Colorado Springs, Colorado" or "Bear Delaware" (certainly Ebo needs no weather help in California!) and the other dial would have a happy smiling sun face, a frowning sun behind a cloud... you know, like the weather men and women use!

Ummm, just an FYI: It ain't workin'.

Also, how soon are we going to get the river flowing? I could use some hot chocolate. With Fluff, of course.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Sunday, January 23, 2005 4:14 PM

*KGB has finally mastered the river-digging machine and whips around the thread, making little streams and waterfalls*

Those mix the chocolate better, you know. As soon as the legal documents clear up with the Hershey people, we'll have the river up and running.

*steers the river-digging machine toward Pennsylvania*

We'll see what I can do to persuade them to hurry along.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Tuesday, January 25, 2005 6:38 AM

CORNCOBB

hey, made it at last, better late than never. Nice thread you got here, I like the decor.

I too would like a chocolate river. But I'd prefer a chocolate inara. Or maybe just an inara covered in chocolate

"Gorramit Mal... I've forgotten my line."

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Tuesday, January 25, 2005 10:39 AM

Corncobb!

Long time, no annoy! Where ya been hiding? Oh, right the "Dr. Who" thread. Yawn. You're better off over here. Or at the treehouse. You want to be in the pageant?

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Tuesday, January 25, 2005 12:41 PM

BRITCHICK

Ooh a thread about chocolate, one of my favourite subjects!

I work for M&M Mars! (At least, I work for Mars in Europe which is more or less the same thing. Just a little less peanut buttery).

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