The "Missed" List by SoulOfSerenity

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The "Missed" List

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005 6:51 AM

The Man They Call Soul...

Okay, I've been reading alot lately about all of the people who once posted here but now have faded into memory, so I decided to create a thread where everyone can come to remember those people that are gone away, and maybe lure a few of them back into our little world. We're a family here, and once you post here, you're family, too.

So let's begin with the memories and do our darndest do bring back all those who have "dissapeared".

______________________

But if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005 7:37 AM

ZOID

Gunhand.

Although, I suspect he's jumping out of black helicopters, somewhere in the Third World, even as I write this...

Ahhh! Traveling to exotic, foreign lands; meeting new people; and then silently garroting them. It's so romantic, don't you think?

Either that, or he's busy punching cattle, on a bender, holed up in an underground bunker, running a separatist enclave, or he got married...

She: "What do you think you're doing, Honey?"

He: "Oh, I was just gonna get on-line for a minute and check out my buddies on FFFN."

She: "Oh, no you're not. Aren't I your best friend? Aren't I enough for you?" *Eyes begin to well up with big, fat teardrops*

He: "Of course you are, Pookie-Snookums! But, I -"

She (clearing unspilt teardrops from eye with forefinger, once again totally composed): "C'mon. Enough of that nonsense. Come on over here and help me with my knitting."

He (dejectedly holding out hands to accept skein): "Yes, Darling."

And every night, he quietly weeps himself to sleep, longing for his lost FFFn friends... (zoid wipes tear from cheek.) Sorry... *sniffle* It's just so heart-wrenching, isn't it?

Mercenarily,

zoid
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"Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me." The Ballad of Serenity

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005 8:31 AM

BADGERSHAT

I suspect that, if you're correct in your little dialogue skit, Gunny may perhaps find a black helicopter to jump out of... or, if you're wrong, he may steer that helicopter in YOUR direction, garrot in hand...

Also--

I've not seen Astriana in quite a while, any word from her?

--Jefé The Hat

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--Don't bother trying to predict, figure out, second guess, criticize, or suggest anything that comes from the mind of Joss Whedon, for you shall usually be wrong, and shall find out the Truth and Purpose in due time.
(This is the Truth of Whedoning)

"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005 10:09 AM

CAGEYBEE

Even though I was formerly missing until last night, I would also like to miss Gunhand. And ElwoodMom. With our mom, things are likely to turn ugly faster and faster and who will send us to our rooms so we are forced to watch Firefly for hours on end and do other things that involve house and hours in our rooms?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005 2:18 PM

MALICIOUS

I miss Mom, too. (Sigh)

And Neroli, although she posted a couple times in the thread dedicated strictly to ME. From her walker-based computer terminal.

And Delia. She has (had?) a wonderful, spritely good humor.

Zoid!!! I can SOO see the knitting scenario actually occurring!!!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005 2:29 PM

EBONEZER

I miss Mom in the utmost!

Also, I haven't heard from Teela in a while, which is a bummer, a MAJOR bummer. Teela rocks.

Also, been seening a lot less of Tash around here latly. (probably thats my fault. Sorry. Return to us Tash!)

Seeing a lot less of Static too, used to be a posted quite a lot. Still talking to him on AIM though, so whatever.

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005 2:47 PM

MALICIOUS

The lack of 'tash is most likely my fault. I'm sorry!

And I think I scared Static off too. I guess I'm just too hot for him. Not hot FOR him, I mean. I'm too hot for HIM is what I mean.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005 2:54 PM

EBONEZER

Your to hot for everybody, Mal. Its a wonder there's anybody left here at all, what with your intimidating hotness and all.

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005 3:00 PM

MALICIOUS

Really? Do you really think that's what it is? I was afraid of that.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005 3:03 PM

EBONEZER

Well, I'M not intimidated or anything, but can be a problem for the men-types i think.

And for some reason, i feel compleled to mention red hair, although i'm not altogether sure why...

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005 3:18 PM

SOUTHERNSLAYER

Imiss southernslayer... what with his good looks n all.

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005 3:30 PM

SOUPCATCHER

Wow, that's wild timing. I was making a list of custom avatars I hadn't seen in a while and I was trying to remember who had the Superman one!!

In no particular order (and not all inclusive):
blinker

boomergoodheart

ciara

captbaggytrousers

werzbowski

angeldove

teelabrown

gweilo

steve580

okkay

bourne

palehorse

* let me know if including the links to the avatars slows down the thread too much and I'll remove them.

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"What sort of raw meat do you people feed your cruiser captains, Hamish?" - Queen Elizabeth III of Manticore

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005 6:03 PM

ZOID

The Missed:

Gunhand
http://www.fireflyfan.net/showprofile.asp?un=Gunhand
Wearer of the Shiny Hat!
Member Since: Tuesday, April 20, 2004 19:42
Last Visited: Sunday, July 11, 2004 13:52

Blinker
http://www.fireflyfan.net/showprofile.asp?u=3533
"Can't! Sentence! Properly!"
Member Since: Friday, December 05, 2003 10:30
Last Visited: Friday, December 31, 2004 05:54

BoomerGoodheart
http://www.fireflyfans.net/showprofile.asp?u=3825
"Woman, you are completely off your nut."
Member Since: Wednesday, December 31, 2003 00:06
Last Visited: Friday, August 06, 2004 03:17

Ciara
http://www.fireflyfan.net/showprofile.asp?u=3918
"They were little geisha dolls with big heads that wobbled!"
Member Since: Sunday, January 04, 2004 17:40
Last Visited: Sunday, October 24, 2004 06:57

CaptBaggytrousers
http://www.fireflyfan.net/showprofile.asp?u=2636
"You know, Fox turned into a hard-core sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice."
Member Since: Wednesday, April 23, 2003 08:06
Last Visited: Friday, July 30, 2004 21:24

Werzbowski
http://www.fireflyfans.net/showprofile.asp?un=Werzbowski
(No byline)
Member Since: Wednesday, December 31, 2003 06:48
Last Visited: Friday, January 07, 2005 11:38

Angeldove
http://www.fireflyfans.net/showprofile.asp?u=3599
You turn on any of my crew, you turn on me.
Member Since: Saturday, December 13, 2003 11:22
Last Visited: Monday, October 18, 2004 18:34

TeelaBrown
http://www.fireflyfans.net/showprofile.asp?un=TeelaBrown
There's good people in the 'verse. Not many, Lord knows, but you only need a few.
Member Since: Monday, October 20, 2003 04:32
Last Visited: Thursday, November 04, 2004 17:03

GweiLo
http://fireflyfans.net/showprofile.asp?u=4507
Don’t fall from grace... jump and RUN!
Member Since: Sunday, February 01, 2004 17:07
Last Visited: Monday, December 20, 2004 03:03

Steve580
http://www.fireflyfans.net/showprofile.asp?u=1530
"I really wanted your beans..."
Member Since: Sunday, October 27, 2002 11:01
Last Visited: Tuesday, November 09, 2004 07:33

Okkay
http://www.fireflyfan.net/showprofile.asp?u=3549
No power in the 'verse can stop me.
Member Since: Monday, December 08, 2003 10:04
Last Visited: Wednesday, December 22, 2004 18:45

Bourne
http://www.fireflyfans.net/showprofile.asp?u=4318
That sounds like the Alliance: Unite all the planets under one rule so that everybody can be interfered with or ignored equally.
Member Since: Monday, January 26, 2004 16:41
Last Visited: Sunday, October 10, 2004 19:41

palehorse
http://fireflyfans.net/showprofile.asp?u=4385
"The monkey in my backbrain wanted to scamper up a tall tree, screeching, to hurl excrement and rotted fruit." Croaker-"The Black Company" Glen Cook
Member Since: Friday, January 30, 2004 09:08
Last Visited: Thursday, April 29, 2004 12:29

Astriana
http://www.fireflyfans.net/showprofile.asp?u=3518
"Is there some information we might be lacking as to why there's an entire Fed squad sitting on this train?"
Member Since: Wednesday, December 03, 2003 05:52
Last Visited: Tuesday, January 18, 2005 18:40

Elwoodmom
http://www.fireflyfans.net/showprofile.asp?u=5751
(no byline)
Member Since: Monday, April 19, 2004 10:26
Last Visited: Tuesday, December 28, 2004 16:36

Neroli
http://www.fireflyfans.net/showprofile.asp?u=4559
Gunhand's Cyber-Groupie
Member Since: Monday, February 02, 2004 19:38
Last Visited: Saturday, January 08, 2005 21:05

Delia
http://www.fireflyfans.net/showprofile.asp?u=5245
Mistress of the Tomes, Keeper of Knowledge
Member Since: Monday, March 08, 2004 13:12
Last Visited: Wednesday, November 10, 2004 13:24

Succatash
http://www.fireflyfans.net/showprofile.asp?un=SUCCATASH
Der einzige Unterschied zwischen mir und einem Idioten ist meine goldene Lunchbox und ein magischer Ring, den ich vom Teufel nahm.
Member Since: Tuesday, January 14, 2003 15:16
Last Visited: Wednesday, January 05, 2005 17:26

Static
http://www.fireflyfans.net/showprofile.asp?u=4269
It's not the bullet with my name on it that bothers me. It's all those addressed "To whom it may concern:"
Member Since: Saturday, January 24, 2004 15:13
Last Visited: Wednesday, January 19, 2005 14:47

SouthernSlayer
http://www.fireflyfans.net/showprofile.asp?u=3282
(no byline)
Member Since: Tuesday, September 16, 2003 13:36
Last Visited: By aliens, while fishing on a swamp.
*Not missing, except the stuffing in his brainpan*

Anybody else? Please note that some of the 'missed' in this list would probably be better listed as the 'misplaced', since they've visited within the last 30 days. Y'all are just looking in the wrong spots...

Memorially,

zoid

EDIT:

Saint Jayne
http://www.fireflyfans.net/showprofile.asp?u=3667
Patron Saint of hitting a guy in the neck from 500 yards with a bent scope
Member Since: Friday, December 19, 2003 18:21
Last Visited: Friday, January 21, 2005 19:11

SevenPercent
http://www.fireflyfan.net/showprofile.asp?u=3820
Not as deceiving as a low-down, dirty...deceiver.
Member Since: Tuesday, December 30, 2003 19:25
Last Visited: Thursday, January 20, 2005 22:44

EDIT #2:

Cephme
http://www.fireflyfan.net/showprofile.asp?u=7695
Frozen Chowdahead
“We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero!”
Member Since: Tuesday, September 07, 2004 06:08
Last Visited: Tuesday, December 28, 2004 04:45

EDIT #3:

Corncobb
http://www.fireflyfans.net/showprofile.asp?u=7348
"If I'd wanted schooling I'd've gone to school."
Member Since: Tuesday, August 10, 2004 13:02
Last Visited: Tuesday, January 25, 2005 11:17

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"Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me." The Ballad of Serenity

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005 6:42 PM

SOUTHERNSLAYER

And to think I baked that cake with your name iced on it and everything that one time!

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

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Thursday, January 20, 2005 4:33 AM

BROWNCOAT1

May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.

Here is who I have missed lately:

- SevenPercent

- Static

- Astriana

- SaintJayne

- TeelaBrown

- Ciara

- Boomergoodheart

- Steve580

I am hoping that all is well with them and that they will return home soon.

__________________________________________

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

Richmond, VA & surrounding area Firefly Meet Up:
http://firefly.meetup.com/9/boards/

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Thursday, January 20, 2005 6:34 AM

SHINY

Teela, St.Jayne, Static, Astri.

Jayne, your mouth is talkin. Might want to look into that.

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Thursday, January 20, 2005 7:05 AM

EMBERS

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
And Neroli, although she posted a couple times in the thread dedicated strictly to ME. From her walker-based computer terminal.

I'm afraid I hadn't been reading Mal's thread...
but I've definitely been missing Neroli's fanfic!

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Thursday, January 20, 2005 11:49 AM

MALICIOUS

Quote:
Originally posted by embers:
I'm afraid I hadn't been reading Mal's thread...

(Mal-Licious stares, open mouthed. Stunned nearly speechless.)

Wha...? Why? Why NOT?

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Thursday, January 20, 2005 1:59 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

This list looks very much like the one I would have written. I miss them. Perhaps I will go an a hunt since some of them are here somwhere. Maybe they're hiding from me...

I miss you, all of you!

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Thursday, January 20, 2005 2:26 PM

EMBERS

Quote:
Originally posted by SoulOfSerenity:
So let's begin with the memories and do our darndest do bring back all those who have "dissapeared".

here is a photo that disappeared too quick;
Universal gives and Universal taketh away
http://jigzone.com/ms/z.php?ui=620911392i1694836&z=35_piece_jigzone

PS: Mal-licious...I have read your thread,
and made my penance...such as it is...
I don't really know WHY it took me so long....

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Thursday, January 20, 2005 8:44 PM

the movie is not the Series. Only the facts have been changed, to irritate the innocent; the names of the actors and characters remain the same

Thanks muchly for all that research, zoid. Anyone wishing to contact these folks can use the links in your message to send them personal email via their profile page.

And thanks, Haken, for including that feature in this Best Damn Firefyflan site.

Keep the Shiny Side Up

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Friday, January 21, 2005 5:06 AM

CAPTBAGGYTROUSERS

You guys missed me? *Sniff* Gosh...

Just wanted to pop in and say that I am still a hardcore Browncoatand I still lurk. To be completely honest, as the show gained a ton of new fans (as it should) I kind of burnt out on a lot of the discussions which had been had many times before. No disrespect meant to those who came to the shindig late, but I just didn't have a lot to add.

I'll be around and won't be a stranger. Keep flyin'!

History repeats the old conceits

http://topshelftvshow.com
Updated! Improved! Shiny!

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Friday, January 21, 2005 9:17 AM

BLINKER

[clutches Missed List trophy] You miss me! You really, really miss me! And I didn't even have to be away all that long!

Hey, I've just been really busy, is all... okay, that and more than a little freaked out by Malicious' hotness. Is that so wrong?

Quote:
Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

Every time I see that, I have to wonder... where exactly did the fifth one get his degree?

_________
Sliders: Gate Haven - http://slidersweb.net/blinker

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Friday, January 21, 2005 9:51 AM

LISSA

dude, where's cephme??

~lissa, spwhore

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Saturday, January 22, 2005 11:39 AM

MALICIOUS

Quote:
Originally posted by Blinker:
... okay, that and more than a little freaked out by Malicious' hotness. Is that so wrong?

I KNEW that's why people were leaving in droves! I feel so bad now.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Saturday, January 22, 2005 5:51 PM

CAGEYBEE

Mal, don't feel bad! It was your hotness, and your hotness alone, that lured me back!

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Saturday, January 22, 2005 5:54 PM

MALICIOUS

Yes, it is both a blessing AND a curse.....

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Saturday, January 22, 2005 8:04 PM

THEREALME

Quote:
Originally posted by Blinker:

Hey, I've just been really busy, is all... okay, that and more than a little freaked out by Malicious' hotness. Is that so wrong?

Quote:
Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

Every time I see that, I have to wonder... where exactly did the fifth one get his degree?

_________
Sliders: Gate Haven - http://slidersweb.net/blinker

It is true that the hottness of Mal-licious could be used as a devastating weapon. We are lucky, in fact, that Mal is as benevolent as she is.

There has been some speculation concerning the identity of the fifth gynecologist. The consensus, I believe, is that he or she is nothing more than an Alliance spy working undercover.

The Real Me

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you.)

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Monday, January 24, 2005 10:26 AM

MALICIOUS

Anyone seen Corncobb lately?

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Monday, January 24, 2005 1:24 PM

ZOID

'Lishus queried:

Quote:
Anyone seen Corncobb lately?

Mal-licious

Again, have you checked under your seat?

He's been on the board today. I edited my post above to include him (last entry) in the 'misplaced' list, since he's not terribly 'missing', or check his profile page at http://www.fireflyfans.net/showprofile.asp?u=7348 .

Google. "Learn it, know it, live it." (Name the movie! Nobody got the last one, Bladerunner's most memorable batty quote)

Investigatively,

zoid
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"Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me." The Ballad of Serenity

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Monday, January 24, 2005 1:28 PM

MALICIOUS

I never saw Bladerunner. I'm sorry! Should I do the wrist-slashing length-wise or cross-wise?

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Monday, January 24, 2005 1:38 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:
"Learn it, know it, live it." (Name the movie! Nobody got the last one, Bladerunner's most memorable batty quote)

Dude! Fast Times!

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Monday, January 24, 2005 2:01 PM

ZOID

The Luscious 'Licious admitted:

Quote:
I never saw Bladerunner...

You never... Wha?!

What are you, some sort of Communist? A spy? Someone with forged citizenship papers?

Hmmm. Seriously, though, I don't know if many feminine types gravitate to Bladerunner, at first blush. It's got Harrison Ford (c. 1982) as the antihero cop and Rutger Hauer is excellent as the main 'anti-antagonist'. Ridley Scott directed, 'nuff said. Soundtrack/original score by Vangelis. Very dark and rainy, visually. Not too subtle anti-slavery and anti-corporation subtext. Primarily an action sci-fi flickering picture. It was ahead of its time in 1982, and doesn't look too dated today.

Get the Director's Cut. The theatrical release version is clearly inferior, and Scott was so pi$$ed he almost had them take his name off it. The Director's Cut is brilliant. You might consider renting it, if for no other reason than to be conversant with one of the greatest science fiction movies ever filmed.

Sheesh. Next you'll be saying you've never seen Outland, the science fiction remake of "High Noon", starring Sean Connery...

Incredulously,

zoid

P.S.
And for any guys who may have been living under a rock in the same garden as 'Lish: Bladerunner's got pre-skinny, pre-crazy Sean Young (achingly beautiful in this), Joanna Cassidy gets fairly spectacularly naked, and Darryl Hannah shows off some of the gymnastics training she had before becoming an actress. Well, okay, before she started 'appearing in movies', then.

P.P.S.
Rob Zombie's "More Human Than Human" is a tribute to Bladerunner and features Roy Batty's infinitely menacing line, "I want more life, f*cker."

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Monday, January 24, 2005 2:10 PM

ZOID

twg-gy:

Tasty waves and cool buds!

Would somebody please explain to me how Jeff Spicoli turned into Sean Penn? Maybe he gave up the 'buds' and started abusing alcohol instead?

Reflectively,

zoid

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Monday, January 24, 2005 2:12 PM

EMBERS

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
I never saw Bladerunner.

I think you should check it out...
I think you'll be impressed with some similar vision:
the rich have everything & live high
the poor are all kind of third world
interesting mix of Asian/Western language & culture
I am one fem-type who loved it, right from the get-go
(of course I am old enough to have seen it in the theaters, in the 1980's)

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Monday, January 24, 2005 3:25 PM

WERZBOWSKI

It's nice to missed, but it sucks to have to be missed. I miss everyone too.

I still lurk from time to time, and I'm trying to make an effort to stop by more often.

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Monday, January 24, 2005 4:20 PM

MALICIOUS

Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:
Sheesh. Next you'll be saying you've never seen Outland, the science fiction remake of "High Noon", starring Sean Connery...

I SAW THAT!! I did! (sheepishily) I just don't remember it.

My soon-to-be-ex loved Bladerunner and had it on VHS taped from TV. I lost interest rather quickly, as one might expect. I will comtemplate renting the director's cut.

Have you ever seen Timecop? LOVE that movie. Jean Claude ROCKS those boxers in that, all up on the kitchen counters......Oh, sorry. Zoned out for a minute.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Monday, January 24, 2005 4:45 PM

ZOID

Mmmm-a-licious:

Yes, Belgian guys in Daisy Dukes are catnip. Jean-Clod Van Dammit is tres masculine. A modern-day Rock Hudson.

I reckon I've got a better chance of dating him than you do...

Speedo-ly,

zoid

P.S.
On the other hand, I've always thought Ellen DeGeneres was attractive. So, there ya' go...

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Monday, January 24, 2005 4:46 PM

MALICIOUS

Wow, you sound JUST like Gunhand. But if you do date him, can you put in a good word for me?

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Monday, January 24, 2005 4:49 PM

ZOID

'Lish gushed:

Quote:
Wow, you sound JUST like Gunhand.

Do you really think so? I've been working on that impersonation for weeks. It's hard to get the facial expression and vocal inflection just right...

Impressionistically,

zoid

EDIT: 'Licious appended:

Quote:
...But if you do date him, can you put in a good word for me?

You must have a much higher tolerance for Brylcreem and oil-based perfumes on a man, than most women do. Smell-o-vision. (At least, I hope that stuff is Brylcreem.)

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Monday, January 24, 2005 5:26 PM

DIETCOKE

I miss Clandestiny. He got the NYC Meet-up together and got us to to go the MOH PA Shindig.
I wish he would come back to our group and to the boards. Don't throw the baby out with the bath water, Clandestiny....

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Monday, January 24, 2005 11:19 PM

COSMICFUGITIVE

Has anyone seen Channain???

I miss seeing her around the boards and on the taglog.

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Tuesday, January 25, 2005 5:12 AM

DIETCOKE

Okay, I've never seen Blade Runner or Outland! I will be sure to put them on my Netflix list so I don't have to hang my head in shame around here.

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Tuesday, January 25, 2005 9:49 AM

MALICIOUS

Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:
You must have a much higher tolerance for Brylcreem and oil-based perfumes on a man, than most women do. Smell-o-vision. (At least, I hope that stuff is Brylcreem.)

Seriously, it's like talking to Gunhand's CLONE. He HATES JCVD.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Tuesday, January 25, 2005 10:05 AM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...

'Ski!! It's great that you could stop in, even just to say hi. You are missed, man!

- Soul

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But if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.

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Tuesday, January 25, 2005 11:28 AM

ASTRIANA

Quote:
Originally posted by BadgersHat:
I've not seen Astriana in quite a while, any word from her?

--Jefé The Hat

Word of the Day from Astriana:

Snarfblatt!

{Best Sally Fields voice}You missed me! You really missed me!{/Sally}

I been around, mostly lurking-like and usually only posting in the RP threads, 'cause of my RL stuff. But I've been missing you guys, too. *sniff*

( ...and for those wonderin' about Channain, she's still about too - just got lots to do with the new school schedule an' all... )

~Astriana~

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

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Tuesday, January 25, 2005 11:59 AM

ZOID

Mal-Lady:

I do not necessarily hate Jean-Clod V.D.; but he's certainly not on my top 1000 list of people I'd like to have lunch with. ('with whom I'd like to have lunch'?) The few interviews and related news articles I've seen of the guy indicate he's a vacuous tool, even by Gallic standards. I like to think of him as the Euro-trash male equivalent of Darryl Hannah: He's that good an actor, with the personality to match his talent.

And has he made a movie in which he didn't do a split? I don't think so. It's his signature, ala The Arnold's "I'll be back". Guy doing split = male gymnast = Clay Aiken. Let's just say I'm unapologetically Zhon-Clod-o-phobic, and leave it at that; I fear the animal magnetism he represents.

Now, I gotta go barf...

Queasily,

zoid

P.S.
I'm gonna start a thread titled, "People You'd Like To Have Lunch With", in a minute or two. You can play, and nominate J-C VD, or just hijack as usual.
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"Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me." The Ballad of Serenity

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Tuesday, January 25, 2005 12:44 PM

MALICIOUS

Oh, my goodness, no! He's an ass! I'm talking about the character he played in Timecop. He was just really nice to look at, both the young and the "old" versions. But in real life? Nah.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Tuesday, January 25, 2005 4:52 PM

SOUPCATCHER

Quote:
Originally posted by werzbowski
I still lurk from time to time, and I'm trying to make an effort to stop by more often.

Yeah, I've kind of fallen into the lurking pattern more myself. It's going to be hard to keep up the momentum over the next eight months.

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"What sort of raw meat do you people feed your cruiser captains, Hamish?" - Queen Elizabeth III of Manticore

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Tuesday, February 1, 2005 3:11 PM

ELWOODMOM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
Even though I was formerly missing until last night, I would also like to miss Gunhand. And ElwoodMom. With our mom, things are likely to turn ugly faster and faster and who will send us to our rooms so we are forced to watch Firefly for hours on end and do other things that involve house and hours in our rooms?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

Oh, my!

I never meant anyone to be sad, and I'm greatly touched that I was so missed! But you know, I'm always watching. While I may not be facing the computer moniter, I have eyes on the back of my head!

to everyone!

(Why didn't you make your bed today??)

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