the Sereni-Tree clubhouse by thatweirdgirl

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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
*twg sits on the floor in front of TRM. she oh so seductively lifts a fork covered in syrupy waffle goodness to his mouth.*

would you like me to feed you sir?

www.thatweirdgirl.com

Uh, people around these parts ARE using protection, right?? Should I start another one of my "birds and bees" speeches??

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Friday, February 4, 2005 6:13 PM

"Uh, people around these parts ARE using protection, right?? Should I start another one of my "birds and bees" speeches??"

Geez, people I am gone for less than half a day and your turning the tree into a brothel. I am utterly horrified..... that I wasn't the one to come up with that idea first. Oh well, so um,yea, like,

Uhhh.. don't you hate it when you have absolutely nothing interesting or insightful to contribute to the thread. I am having one of those moments right now, and yet for some strange reason I am compelled to write all about my lack of words and babble for no good reason anyway.

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Friday, February 4, 2005 6:25 PM

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Originally posted by mai:
Uhhh.. don't you hate it when you have absolutely nothing interesting or insightful to contribute to the thread. I am having one of those moments right now, and yet for some strange reason I am compelled to write all about my lack of words and babble for no good reason anyway.

I'll reply to your babbling, adding nothing useful to discussion, just so you can get a reply in your mailbox. 'Cause that's always fun

.

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All others tolerated.

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Friday, February 4, 2005 6:40 PM

MALICIOUS

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Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Uh, people around these parts ARE using protection, right?? Should I start another one of my "birds and bees" speeches??

Oh, GOD, not another speech! (Mal-licious rolls eyes into the back of her head.)

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Friday, February 4, 2005 6:46 PM

Awww thanks Montanagirl. Yet another reason why I love this place. Everyone is sooooo nice.

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Friday, February 4, 2005 7:29 PM

EBONEZER

Mom! Yay!

*Ebo crawls out from under the pool table and stands on her head.*

Mom! Mom! Look Mom! Look what I can do! Mooooom! You're not looking! Mom look! Look!

*Ebo flips rolls out off her head and crawls over to Mom on her knees. She grabs Mom by the wrist and starts pulling her towards the pool table.*

Mom! You hafta come see my fort, Mom! Come look! Look! I have scones! You want a scone, Mom?

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Friday, February 4, 2005 8:12 PM

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Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Uh, people around these parts ARE using protection, right?? Should I start another one of my "birds and bees" speeches??

Yes, please give that speech because I've never understood what birds and bees have to do with anything. And it'll annoy Mal!

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Friday, February 4, 2005 9:03 PM

"Why...RootBeer.......ofcourse! "

Of course, what a dumb question, i shouldve known.

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Friday, February 4, 2005 9:29 PM

and now im just bumping the thread ... still no new words to impart on the treehousers, oh well.

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Friday, February 4, 2005 9:30 PM

* The Real Me gazes with appreciation at the scone he swiped from Ebonezer. Fluffy. Melted butter. Jam. Mmmmmmm! *

Smells DELICIOUS!

* But then he thinks back on MontanaGirl's performance: *

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Originally posted by montanagirl:

*Takes bite of scone. Takes another bite of scone. Starts making noises approximate to Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally as she quickly devours the whole thing.*

Whew, that was some scone!

* Gluttony loses the struggle. The Real Me hands the scone to MontanaGirl. *

The Real Me

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Friday, February 4, 2005 9:36 PM

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Originally posted by SimonWho:
Yeah, I'm not too clear on this American idea of small rodents forecasting the weather. How did that happen? And what success rate do they have?

Their success rate will be 100%, as soon as I perfect the orbital weather-control lasers that I've been making for Mal-licious.

The Real Me

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Friday, February 4, 2005 9:49 PM

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Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Uh, people around these parts ARE using protection, right?? Should I start another one of my "birds and bees" speeches??

Greetings, ElwoodMom! Yes, indeed we have protection. First, there are the cushions around Ebo's nest under the pool table. Those should protect her from even the heavier of the projectiles that occasionally get thrown around here. Also, soon after I arrived, when the original Treehouse was being constructed, I installed a laser perimeter defense system. Yes, even enemy fowl and insects would be targeted by the central computer system (though why you picked those examples I'm not sure; I'm more concerned about enemy ninja!). Also for protection, there is no lack of...

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Originally posted by mai:

Geez, people I am gone for less than half a day and your turning the tree into a brothel. I am utterly horrified..... that I wasn't the one to come up with that idea first. Oh well, so um,yea, like...

Brothel? Oh, do you mean...

OH! PROTECTION!

No, it's nothing like that! You see, ThatWeirdGirl and MontanaGirl were merely using the opportunity to exercise their feminine wiles, and I was an easily available (and supremely lucky) male subject upon which to practice.

Until I opened my mouth and ruined the whole thing, of course...

The Real Me

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Friday, February 4, 2005 10:06 PM

"OH! PROTECTION No, it's nothing like that!"

It's not? Well than what's the use of practicing wiles at all?

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Friday, February 4, 2005 10:40 PM

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Originally posted by mai:
"OH! PROTECTION No, it's nothing like that!"

It's not? Well than what's the use of practicing wiles at all?

Well, typically, when I get wiles used on me like that, the ladies are just getting in some practice for dealing with their boyfriends, later.

The Real Me

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Saturday, February 5, 2005 5:35 AM

Hey, guess what I just had for breakfast? (Seriously)

-Ratboy

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Saturday, February 5, 2005 5:40 AM

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Originally posted by SimonWho:
Yeah, I'm not too clear on this American idea of small rodents forecasting the weather.

I can forecast weather???
"Who" knew!

-Ratboy

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Saturday, February 5, 2005 6:15 AM

eggs, i bet it was eggs.

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Saturday, February 5, 2005 6:35 AM

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Originally posted by Rat:
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Originally posted by SimonWho:
Yeah, I'm not too clear on this American idea of small rodents forecasting the weather.

I can forecast weather???
"Who" knew!

-Ratboy

Well, Rat, most of us here have SOME kind of superpower. Maybe this is yours?

Oh, and for breakfast, I'll bet you had waffles with strawberries fed to you by two wonderful ladies!

Well, it was just something that was on my mind...

The Real Me

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Saturday, February 5, 2005 6:38 AM

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Originally posted by mai:
eggs, i bet it was eggs.

Nope!!............Try again!

-Ratboy

edit- RealYou, why don't you guess again too!

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Saturday, February 5, 2005 7:15 AM

Uh... BELGIAN waffles with strawberries fed to you by two wonderful ladies!

Sorry, just can't seem to think of any other breakfast food right now...

The Real Me

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Saturday, February 5, 2005 8:39 AM

Was it grits? No. Well, probably just as well as I don't have a clue what grits are. I've only heard reference to them in things like My Cousin Vinnie. Sorry, the Academy Award (r) Winning My Cousin Vinnie.

*racks brain for other American breakfast products*

Fruit Loops? Blueberry pancakes? Pop Tarts? Toast?

Okay, just making myself hungry here.

And surely cybersex is as safe as sex can get? Unless you're caught by your other half, obviously.

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Saturday, February 5, 2005 9:04 AM

Grits? Thats just corny!

I did in fact have....An apricot scone! And it was just fine!

-Ratboy

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Saturday, February 5, 2005 12:20 PM

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Originally posted by Malicious:
Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Uh, people around these parts ARE using protection, right?? Should I start another one of my "birds and bees" speeches??

Oh, GOD, not another speech! (Mal-licious rolls eyes into the back of her head.)

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

I'm not sure I like your attitude, young lady!

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Saturday, February 5, 2005 12:24 PM

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Originally posted by ebonezer:
Mom! Yay!

*Ebo crawls out from under the pool table and stands on her head.*

Mom! Mom! Look Mom! Look what I can do! Mooooom! You're not looking! Mom look! Look!

*Ebo flips rolls out off her head and crawls over to Mom on her knees. She grabs Mom by the wrist and starts pulling her towards the pool table.*

Mom! You hafta come see my fort, Mom! Come look! Look! I have scones! You want a scone, Mom?

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

I'm coming, I'm coming! I see your fort, I have eyes on the back of my head, remember? Did you eat your lunch? Then yes, we can have scones! Great fort, did you do that all by yourself? *kisses top of head* I'm proud of you! Did you make your bed yet???

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Saturday, February 5, 2005 12:26 PM

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Originally posted by montanagirl:
Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Uh, people around these parts ARE using protection, right?? Should I start another one of my "birds and bees" speeches??

Yes, please give that speech because I've never understood what birds and bees have to do with anything. And it'll annoy Mal!

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

I agree, it has nothing to do with birds or bees, but it DOES have something to do with a sock. Shall I continue??

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Saturday, February 5, 2005 12:30 PM

Brothel? Oh, do you mean...

OH! PROTECTION!

No, it's nothing like that! You see, ThatWeirdGirl and MontanaGirl were merely using the opportunity to exercise their feminine wiles, and I was an easily available (and supremely lucky) male subject upon which to practice.

Until I opened my mouth and ruined the whole thing, of course...

The Real Me

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So it started innocent. Let me check my recipe book...hmmmm...a cup of feminine wiles, a dash of lucky sap...mix it up, bake for 9 months, and you have a...ta da! BABY!

You didn't ruin anything, dear. You did give me an opportunity to give a lecture, which is kinda fun!

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Saturday, February 5, 2005 2:39 PM

EBONEZER

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Originally posted by Elwoodmom:

I'm coming, I'm coming! I see your fort, I have eyes on the back of my head, remember? Did you eat your lunch? Then yes, we can have scones! Great fort, did you do that all by yourself? *kisses top of head* I'm proud of you! Did you make your bed yet???

Bed? I have no bed. Really...

*scampers off to type up blog about meeting Morena.*

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Saturday, February 5, 2005 4:55 PM

I for one love real scones with clotted cream. To die for. Thank goodness for tea (I abhore coffee) and scones!

I also think that's what he had for breakfast.

Sorry I ran off like that. I'm not mad at You. Not at all. It's a silly song from a 60s movie. The girl learns that guys absolutely hate girls that pretentd to be something else. She's a real cook and they like her that way. So, it's all good.

Thanks for turning down the heat in the sauna. I was, um, well I don't know what I was doing. I seem to have been draming of Ebo. Not a bad dream mind you, just why was she a traffic light?

Ooh! My picture a day is a River tribute.

*runs off to twirl in her dress*

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Saturday, February 5, 2005 5:07 PM

Ok, I've had a really bad day (multiple issues and an extremely long day at work, then the door of my truck wouldn't shut and I didn't know how to fix it and it kept swinging open as I was driving, argh!) I pretty much feel like

right now. So,

Somebody tell me a gorram joke!

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Saturday, February 5, 2005 5:15 PM

One of my favourites:

A policeman sees a pick up truck being driven down the road and in the back there are dozens of penguins. So he pulls the driver over and says "Excuse me sir, why do you have these penguins in your vehicle?" The driver replies "Well officer, I was on the main road and they were just wandering about, I thought they'd get run over if I didn't pick them up."

"That's very commendable sir, but I think you should take them to the zoo." The driver nods in agreement and drives off.

The following day the same policeman is out on his rounds again when he sees the pick up truck once more filled with penguins, only this time, they're all wearing shades. He flags the driver down once more and says "Hey, didn't I tell you to take them all to the zoo?"

"Yes and we had a lovely time so today we're going to the beach."

Hope that's slightly brightened your day.

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Saturday, February 5, 2005 5:17 PM

Would it help if I told you I had a broken truck door for a month once? i got really good at holding the thing shut while driving. My arms were never in better shape.

Q: What’s the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

*begins laughing to self*

A: The extroverted mathematician will look at *your* feet when s/he’s talking to you.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Saturday, February 5, 2005 5:29 PM

That's not bad TWG. Perhaps we need something a little less cerebral. Could you stand to my right please? A little closer? That's perfect.

Feel better Montanagirl?

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Saturday, February 5, 2005 5:34 PM

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Originally posted by SimonWho:

Feel better Montanagirl?

Yes, thank you! Just having a few out loud chuckles does wonders.

Now I have the Monty Python history of japing going through my head. Hmm, I think I'll put in "Live At The Hollywood Bowl." Anybody else wanna watch?

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Saturday, February 5, 2005 5:36 PM

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Originally posted by SimonWho:
That's not bad TWG. Perhaps we need something a little less cerebral. Could you stand to my right please? A little closer? That's perfect.

Feel better Montanagirl?

Hey! I cuddled with you and...mmmm, this is good. Is there more?

*twg settles into a hammock and waits for SimonWho to continue feeding her cream pie*

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Saturday, February 5, 2005 5:45 PM

More?

There you go. Just had to use up some leftover whipped cream from my baking.

*clambers into hammock*

Plus now we can cuddle and have something to eat on hand. Are you still in River mode, complete with combat boots? Because I'm very sleepy now and if go to sleep here while watching the movie, you've got to promise not to kick me.

Wait a moment, MP at the Hollywood Bowl? If we get two more people, we can do the Custard Pie sketch. I vote for TWG to be the volunteer in the middle.

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Saturday, February 5, 2005 5:59 PM

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Originally posted by SimonWho:
I vote for TWG to be the volunteer in the middle.

Only for the good of the treehouse.

So do I throw the pie at your naughty bits for the foul pie example?

I have pie on my face. How to get it all off...

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Saturday, February 5, 2005 6:10 PM

I had the role of the lecturer in mind for myself. I think I'd be quite good at that. And yes, you do seem to have a little something on your face. I'm sure if you took a cloth or ...

*suddenly catches her drift*

Oh. Um. Well, I do like a little snack before bedtime. And it's very late here, 4 in the morning to be exact. Very tired but I must stay awake for my snack. Let me do the 'leaning' thing I learned from While You Were Sleeping, that should keep me awake.

*leans closer to TWG*
*closer*
*closer*
*shuts his eyes*

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*damn*

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Saturday, February 5, 2005 9:15 PM

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Originally posted by Elwoodmom:

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe
Brothel? Oh, do you mean...

OH! PROTECTION!

No, it's nothing like that! You see, ThatWeirdGirl and MontanaGirl were merely using the opportunity to exercise their feminine wiles, and I was an easily available (and supremely lucky) male subject upon which to practice.

Until I opened my mouth and ruined the whole thing, of course...

The Real Me

So it started innocent. Let me check my recipe book...hmmmm...a cup of feminine wiles, a dash of lucky sap...mix it up, bake for 9 months, and you have a...ta da! BABY!

You didn't ruin anything, dear. You did give me an opportunity to give a lecture, which is kinda fun!

Glad to be of service, ElwoodMom!

But there was no danger of that sort! As soon as I open my mouth to talk (and I do, eventually), women seem to scatter. It's weird how that works.

The Real Me

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Saturday, February 5, 2005 9:16 PM

Sorry you had such a bad day Montanagirl. Here's a joke for you.

Knock, Knock,

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo Who?

Why are you crying? It's just a joke.

According to the kids (most of whom are 3 or 4 years old) I work with this one is just hi-larious. Hope it helps.

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Saturday, February 5, 2005 9:22 PM

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Originally posted by montanagirl:
Ok, I've had a really bad day (multiple issues and an extremely long day at work, then the door of my truck wouldn't shut and I didn't know how to fix it and it kept swinging open as I was driving, argh!) I pretty much feel like right now. So,

Somebody tell me a gorram joke!

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MontanaGirl, I'm sorry, but I'm not good with jokes. But I'll hope that tomorrow is better for you!

The Real Me

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Saturday, February 5, 2005 9:23 PM

I love stupid jokes like that. They always make me laugh. Although Simon did a pretty good job cheering me up with his joke and pie fight smiley faces. Then I watched some Monty Python and now I'm okay again. Especially since I called my dad and he told me exactly what was wrong with my truck (like always) and how to fix it. Don't you just love dads?

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Saturday, February 5, 2005 9:29 PM

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
But I'll hope that tomorrow is better for you!

Tomorrow will be better because: I don't have to work, I can sleep in, my truck is now fixed, and my friends and I are getting together for the Superbowl and making nachos. And I get to make a pie to bring! (I love to make pies. I especially love making piecrust, because there's always the extra that you can sprinkle with sugar and cinnamon and bake up as snacks.) And Duke won today so I'm happy.

Thank you all for your support. (Wow. Did I just come off like a Bartles and James commercial? If so, then I want to be Ed.)

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Saturday, February 5, 2005 9:31 PM

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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Sorry I ran off like that. I'm not mad at You. Not at all. It's a silly song from a 60s movie. The girl learns that guys absolutely hate girls that pretentd to be something else. She's a real cook and they like her that way. So, it's all good.

Thanks for turning down the heat in the sauna. I was, um, well I don't know what I was doing. I seem to have been draming of Ebo. Not a bad dream mind you, just why was she a traffic light?

Ooh! My picture a day is a River tribute.

*runs off to twirl in her dress*

www.thatweirdgirl.com

ThatWeirdGirl! Welcome back!

I am quite relieved. With your suddened departure and absence for the last few days, I had begun to wonder if I had given some mortal offense!

Yes, we are all pleased to have you back. Most pleased.

* The Real Me nods a few times, heads back to his room, locks his door behind him, and then does the happy dance of joy. *

The Real Me

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Saturday, February 5, 2005 10:28 PM

* The Real Me comes back from his room in the West Wing and looks about. *

Say, where is Cozen? Has he fallen overboard again?

* The Real Me peeks over the side and spies Cozen far below, floating on some strange watermellon. The Real Me tosses a rope over the side for him. *

* After all, The Real Me likes watermellon!

*

The Real Me

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Sunday, February 6, 2005 4:12 AM

Ok SereniTREE people its almost 8 am. WAKE UP! It's time for the best meal of the day, breakfast.

* After all, The Real Me likes watermellon! *

Speaking of, once you get Cozen fished out of the river, would you two mind sharing your fruit? I'll even help you haul him up, if we have life jackets and fun arm floaty things.

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Sunday, February 6, 2005 4:45 AM

COZEN

*climbs aboard*

Phew! Thanks, TRM. Them 'gators make kinda iffy pets.

Watermellon for everybody! (Thanks, MG! Oh and can I borrow yer dad, got a slight problem with water getting into the basement. Sigh. Not many magical solutions in the real'verse).

Hmmm, can't help but notice blissful pie encrusted faces. And my, don't we all appear to be so very protective of each other today!

*Carves humungous wedge of watermelon. Takes it over to the pool table. Knocks on cushions.*

*This doesn't work very well.*

*Removes a cushion or dozen. Offers Ebo hunk o' mellon.*

*Sniffs Ebohand*

*Feints from envy*

***
cindercozenello

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Sunday, February 6, 2005 8:23 AM

EBONEZER

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Originally posted by montanagirl:

And I get to make a pie to bring! (I love to make pies. I especially love making piecrust, because there's always the extra that you can sprinkle with sugar and cinnamon and bake up as snacks.)

I LOVE raw piecrust. Its just fantastic!

Oh, and watermellon too.

*Pokes at fained Cozen.*

Hmmm, maybe I could charge people to touch the hand that Morena touched? I could make a fourtune!

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Sunday, February 6, 2005 3:07 PM