CAPTION TIGHTPANTS (lucky) #13! by TenthCrewMember

GENERAL DISCUSSIONS

CAPTION TIGHTPANTS (lucky) #13!

POSTED BY: TENTHCREWMEMBER
UPDATED: Tuesday, February 8, 2005 14:47
SHORT URL:
VIEWED: 13213
PAGE 1 of 2

Tuesday, February 1, 2005 8:45 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

First off, sorry this is so late in coming...been real busy with some other FF related projects including preparing for a shindig this week.

Moving forward...
This time we have a Week 12 winner in week 12! LOL! Seems alot of you know funny, and some of you juggle geese, but nonetheless, here is the caption you all voted for!

Congrats to Veteran! Ruttin' HI-larious! Now for week 13's challenge...I'm makin' it tough, yet easy at the same time. So, for that reason, this week's winner will get TWO entries in the t-shirt drawing! Are you up to the challenge?

Mal(voiceover): Hey Wash! I think we found the crappy planet where you're a hero! *snicker*

Cilantro!
TCM

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
PAST CAPTION TIGHTPANTS
CT#1 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=7864
CT#2 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=7927
CT#3 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=7990
CT#4 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8094
CT#5 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8165
CT#6 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8240
CT#7 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8307
CT#8 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8362
CT#9 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8448
CT#10 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8517
CT#11 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8569
CT#12 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8639

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, February 1, 2005 9:35 PM

HORRID

maybe the moon wasn't really made of cheese but no one on Earth was brave enough to tell Star Jones the bad news

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, February 1, 2005 10:05 PM

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

"... and on your left, you'll spot Earth-that-was."

OR

Joss lost his credibility when it was revealed that the alliance's deep dark secret was that they were constructing a Death Star.

Keep flying

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, February 1, 2005 10:09 PM

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

Forgive me, I just had to do another.

Not known for their steady aim, the Vogons had to take a second go.

Keep flying

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, February 1, 2005 10:36 PM

NUISANCE

Wash: Every man there go back inside, or we will blow a new crater in this little moon.

Just minutes later:

Mal: Man, I love U-day!

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 12:29 AM

SIMONWHO

Say kids, ever wonder why the moon sometimes appears to be crescent shaped?

or

The visit to the planet of the Fox Execs was short but fruitful.

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 1:43 AM

HORRID

some pranksters like to moon their crack, others like to crack their moon, either way it's best not to encourage them

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 3:12 AM

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Mal: Are you happy Jayne? Now that we've wasted two days getting close enough for a better look will you believe me that the Alliance has NOT built a gorram Death Star?
Jayne: Just cause this ain't it don't mean their ain't one.

Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
LJ: http://www.livejournal.com/users/newnumber6 (real)
http://www.livejournal.com/users/alternaljournal (fictional)
Unreachable Star: http://www.unreachablestar.net - Comics & SF News/Reviews/Opinions

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 3:33 AM

HORRID

serenity's well meaning but ill advised jabs at his achne condition did not amuse pac man one little bit

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 3:45 AM

KNIBBLET

Mal during a pool tournament:
Gorramit! I've had enough catastrophic ball failure for one day. Kaylee, get this table up and running!

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 5:14 AM

KAYLEE4SIMON

Wash: Told you it was made of cheese

Keep shiny!

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 5:26 AM

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Wash: Maybe they got sick of juggling geese and have moved up to heavy artillery?
Jayne: Heh. My kind of moon.

Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
LJ: http://www.livejournal.com/users/newnumber6 (real)
http://www.livejournal.com/users/alternaljournal (fictional)
Unreachable Star: http://www.unreachablestar.net - Comics & SF News/Reviews/Opinions

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 6:30 AM

EST120

mighty big jawbreaker. i think i chipped a tooth.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 7:05 AM

SOUPCATCHER

Mal(voiceover): Here's how it is: The Earth got used up, so we moved out and terraformed a whole new galaxy of Earths, some rich and flush with the new technologies, some not so much...

Mal: GORAMMIT. Who keeps dicking with my slide show?

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 7:54 AM

VOLSTOCK

Wash: That's gonna leave a mark!

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 7:57 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL

Vogons, too funny.

Though I also like Jayne insisting there's a deathstar somewhere out there.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 7:58 AM

VOLSTOCK

Kaylee: I guess it was an understatement when the MLS listing said "Fixer Upper".

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 9:51 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

Wash always wondered what Jayne meant when he said "Let's moon 'em!" He never expected it would happen to them.

__________________________________________________

"I only fell is all."

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 10:47 AM

THEGREYJEDI

WASH: That's no moon! That's a-wait, no, it's just a moon.

------------------------------------------------------------
http://www.jed-soft.com Gamer Rigs, Budget Prices
http://tomeofgrey.blogspot.com
Real Fans Wait - 09/30/05

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 12:19 PM

VOLSTOCK

River: I sense a disturbance in the force, it's as if 10 voices all cried out in unison.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 12:43 PM

WASHEDOUT

Jayne: Mal, I didn't do nuthin'! I swear, it was like that when we got here!

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 1:48 PM

KNIBBLET

Volstock wrote:
River: I sense a disturbance in the force, it's as if 10 voices all cried out in unison.

MWAH HA HA. Gads, I just snorted hot coffee out both nostrils. 10 voices, hehehehe

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 2:58 PM

EBONEZER

Inara (to mal): Well, at least its your kinda world...

-----------------------------------

Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 4:55 PM

GUNRUNNER

Wash: Mal we've been here for hours and we still haven’t found this I.C. Wiener guy.

Mal: Gorramit this is the last time we deliver pizzas!

Jayne: >Chewing noises< Shut up Wash >more chewing noises< at least they ain’t shooting at us this time…

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 5:32 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

hahahaha, that's a classic.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 5:33 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Mal: Well, you were right...comin' here was a bad idea.
Zoe: Thanks for sayin' so, sir.

or

Book: End of the line...

or

Wash: Uhhh...I think we should have made that left turn at Albequerque...

or

Following the trail of devastation left by Unicron, the Autobot, Foxfired, could only stare in disbelief.

Cilantro!
TCM

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 6:31 PM

GUNRUNNER

What would have happened if the surveyor and his wife had the shuttle and not Inara:

*Upon staking a clam on a lifeless moon Jayne asked for his customary 10% cut. The rest of the crew used some mining charges to send Jayne and his 10% on its way…*

EV Nova Firefly mod Message Board:
http://s4.invisionfree.com/GunRunner/index.php?act=idx
My Other Site:
http://www.geocities.com/billds9/

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 7:34 PM

WILDHEAVENFARM

Wash: See what happens when you don't let me hit Those Three Switched?

Where is this week's screencap from, anyway? I normally recognize them right off.

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 7:35 PM

WILDHEAVENFARM

Wash's secret habit of yolk-less mime piloting is finally exposed.

(for them as don't know, the yolk is the control stick steering wheel dohickie)

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 10:37 PM

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

Wow, this is gonna be a really hard week to vote. Hell, I'd be hard-pressed just narrowing it down to five. These are all terrific!!

(BTW, isn't it in OMR, near the 'net'?)

Keep flying

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 11:01 PM

ERELLEVENT

Man these are some good captions on this picture and heres mine.
Mal "See I knew we should'nt of put any laser's on the ship."

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, February 3, 2005 3:39 AM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

As Jayne hoots and hollers in the background...

Mal: Damn, maybe I should've gone for the trade with Vera....

-Taylor

The Uncharted Outlaw!
Captain of Prosperity (99-K64)

Read My Words:
http://norcalriviera.blogspot.com
See my Firefly Store (new items! 1/05): http://www.cafepress.com/NorCalRiviera

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, February 3, 2005 4:34 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Yep! It has the imaging scanner that relays pictures to the carrion house workers.

Cilantro!
TCM

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Show your Browncoat pride! I have original (meaning: designed by me!)
T-shirts, posters, mugs and more for sale at
http://www.zazzle.com/contributors/home/default.asp?cid=23847914695881
5760
AND
http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In Ohio? Join us!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/firefly-ohio

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, February 3, 2005 7:11 AM

NYTSHAD

In one of the rejected scripts for the first season of Firefly, the crew has an unfortunate run-in with Marvin the Martian and narrowly escapes the blast of his infamous Illudium Pew-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

Yay for copyright infringement!

"Shall my tiny replica do battle with your tiny replica?"

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, February 3, 2005 7:33 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

This was originally Zoe's line in 'War Stories'. I thought it would sound better here as an exclaimation from Wash.

WASH: Did River get in here, start playing around?!

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, February 3, 2005 4:19 PM

DRAGONWINE

Jayne: Well it was an interesting day, til someone's moon brained sister killed the moon...with her brain.

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, February 3, 2005 5:28 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

in the same vein as DragonWine...

*BOOM!*
Wash(in amazememnt): I know I said I'd blow a new crater in this moon, River, but-
River: -that was fun! Let's go again!
Jayne(tending to a black eye): Yep. Best day ever...damn yokels...

Cilantro!
TCM

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Show your Browncoat pride! I have original (meaning: designed by me!)
T-shirts, posters, mugs and more for sale at
http://www.zazzle.com/contributors/home/default.asp?cid=23847914695881
5760
AND
http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In Ohio? Join us!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/firefly-ohio

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, February 3, 2005 8:10 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Simon: *This* is the moon you were fighting the war over?
Mal: Was.
Simon: Now I know what going mad really is...

Cilantro!
TCM

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, February 3, 2005 10:17 PM

GUNRUNNER

“Bargain basement deals on prime real estate!”
*Contact Blue Sun Realty today!!

EV Nova Firefly mod Message Board:
http://s4.invisionfree.com/GunRunner/index.php?act=idx
My Other Site:
http://www.geocities.com/billds9/

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, February 5, 2005 5:26 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

"PlanEx: When it absolutely positively has to be there before...the.....Alliance...damn."

Cilantro!
TCM

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Show your Browncoat pride! I have original (meaning: designed by me!)
T-shirts, posters, mugs and more for sale at
http://www.zazzle.com/contributors/home/default.asp?cid=23847914695881
5760
AND
http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In Ohio? Join us!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/firefly-ohio

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, February 5, 2005 5:54 AM

RAT

Mal: WHAT HAPPENED!!!!!
Wash:oommm err ehh Too much cilantro.........maybe?

-Ratboy

edit- I'm so sorry about this one, I think I was in need of coffee.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, February 5, 2005 9:00 AM

KURUKAMI

Mal: "Uh... Jayne? Something you'd like to tell me about the ammo Vera's packing?"
Jayne: "I told you she could barely punch through Serenity's hull, didn't I? Well, uh, 'barely' does cover a pretty wide range of possibilities..."

"Sir, I would like to gingerly point out that it is difficult for someone to be gently reassuring when they're holding three and a half feet of sharpened steel."

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, February 5, 2005 9:02 AM

KURUKAMI

River: "Also, I can kill you with my brain. Or did you not see that moon we passed last week, when I was complaining about being bored?"

"Sir, I would like to gingerly point out that it is difficult for someone to be gently reassuring when they're holding three and a half feet of sharpened steel."

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, February 5, 2005 7:40 PM

WILDHEAVENFARM

I nominate KURUKAMI's 2nd one!

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, February 5, 2005 7:58 PM

GUNRUNNER

“The world where Fox exiles its canceled shows, luckily our Big Damn Heroes had a spaceship!”

EV Nova Firefly mod Message Board:
http://s4.invisionfree.com/GunRunner/index.php?act=idx
My Other Site:
http://www.geocities.com/billds9/

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Sunday, February 6, 2005 6:24 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Wash (as pilot announcement): On your left you will see the planet known as This Land. Once a fertile land, This Land was shared by many dinosaurs who did not forsee the sudden, but inevitable, betrayal by T. Rex. Once T. Rex rose to power, through the malicious assassination of Steg O., This Land soon became their grave under Rex's tyrannical laws and self-serving goals, ending in the total annihilation of their species.

Cilantro!
TCM

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Show your Browncoat pride! I have original (meaning: designed by me!)
T-shirts, posters, mugs and more for sale at
http://www.zazzle.com/contributors/home/default.asp?cid=23847914695881
5760
AND
http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In Ohio? Join us!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/firefly-ohio

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Sunday, February 6, 2005 6:56 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Okay, first off, what do you do when you can't narrow it down to 5 choices? *shrugs* Just break the rules and make it 7, of course...after all, my house, my rules right? LOL!

So go vote for your 3 favorites! Yes, I said 3! Extra choices means extra voting! Woot!

Oh, and Ratboy gets the Honorable Mention for working Cilantro into this weeks Caption Tightpants! So yeah, that means he gets into the drawing as well!

Now go vote alrea--oh, you need the link. My bad.
Here it is, and remember, this week's winner gets TWO (2) entries into the t-shirt drawing!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=889873&sparkKey=b988d8e
959bac72c2d94417f639e961fb0
Cilantro!
TCM

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Show your Browncoat pride! I have original (meaning: designed by me!)
T-shirts, posters, mugs and more for sale at
http://www.zazzle.com/contributors/home/default.asp?cid=23847914695881
5760
AND
http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In Ohio? Join us!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/firefly-ohio

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Sunday, February 6, 2005 7:03 PM

MONTANAGIRL

Ok, I tried to vote but it just took me straight to the results page. Help!

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Sunday, February 6, 2005 7:22 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

It's fixed now. I fired my genius mechanic and got me a nymphomechanic. :)

Cilantro!
TCM

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Show your Browncoat pride! I have original (meaning: designed by me!)
T-shirts, posters, mugs and more for sale at
http://www.zazzle.com/contributors/home/default.asp?cid=23847914695881
5760
AND
http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In Ohio? Join us!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/firefly-ohio

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Sunday, February 6, 2005 7:27 PM

EBONEZER

Wow! Mine made it in! COOL!

-----------------------------------

Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

YOUR OPTIONS

SHARE THREAD

NEW POSTS TODAY

USER

POST DATE