the Sereni-Tree clubhouse by thatweirdgirl

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
...*notices what's on the big screen*

Oh, it's the Superbowl...

What, is there some game on or something?

-Ratboy

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Sunday, February 6, 2005 3:48 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:
What, is there some game on or something?

Yeah, KOTOR 2

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Sunday, February 6, 2005 6:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
How do you decide what team you want to win?

Well, let's see. If the Packers are playing, then obviously I will be in full cheesehead regalia and cheering like a crazy woman. If the Packers aren't in it, then next I will cheer against the evil teams (eg. Vikings, Cowboys, Ravens). If I don't particularly like or dislike the teams (like this year), then I just hope for a good game to watch. Which generally this was except for the fact that the Eagles couldn't run a two minute drill to save their lives! (As they proved twice.)

But the pie and nachos were good!

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Sunday, February 6, 2005 6:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:

Yeah, KOTOR 2

Mech Assault on Live for me!!

-Ratboy

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Sunday, February 6, 2005 7:29 PM

DAMN IT! The Eagles lost. This means i hafta do my homework.

*sigh*

Vote for me on Capn' tightpants!

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Sunday, February 6, 2005 7:49 PM

I'm almost afraid to ask, but what do football and homework have to do with each other? If the Eagles had won, would you NOT have had to do your homework?

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Sunday, February 6, 2005 7:54 PM

See, my Algebra teacher is a huge Eagles fan. And he was like, "If the Eagles win, i won't be as depressed if you don't do your homework. But if they lose, the only think that will pull me out of my depression is if you do your homework."

Doesn't mean i did my homework though...

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Monday, February 7, 2005 3:04 PM

SIMONWHO

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
There's people sitting on our couch, drinking beer, eating fritos and talking about old halftime shows. Just because we have a 61" HD DLP TV.

Wow, it's just as well we don't know each other in real life otherwise I'd never leave your couch. We can't even get High Definition in Europe (although PAL is so much nicer than NTSC) and 61" is just too nice. I bet Firefly looks so good on that. Oh, and by the time Serenity comes out on DVD, you could get the HD-DVD version.

Or maybe they'll release the TV series again on that format.

*drools*

Oh, and in less than 24 hours...

"A Film by Joss Whedon"

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Monday, February 7, 2005 3:30 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

it's perfect for movies and all our scifi shows. dark room and surround sound *drool*

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Monday, February 7, 2005 4:32 PM

My 50" Sony Wega has a damn fine picture quality as well. Firefly looks mighty good on it and so will Serenity. What's wrong with MY couch?

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Monday, February 7, 2005 4:50 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

ooh Wega

*drools some more*

darn fine television that.

*looks around treehouse*

Um, how come we don't have a big tv here? Where's Grey? I bet he could whip up a nifty screen for us. He can mount a projector in the ceiling and I'll program the pronto.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Monday, February 7, 2005 5:10 PM

Sadly, our huge plasma TV was destroyed during the encounter with Inola Teg.

I think that it's still dripping plasma...

Even MORE sadly, TheGreyJedi has not been seen in the clubhouse since then either. My theory is that he ran away or was eaten!

The Real Me

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Monday, February 7, 2005 5:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
What's wrong with MY couch?

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

Far as I can tell, nothing's wrong.

Ya sayin' there's room for my butt on there?

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cozenhaunches.

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Monday, February 7, 2005 5:38 PM

*sigh* I have no couch.

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Monday, February 7, 2005 5:39 PM

*Ratboy, realizing that there's a vacuum in the treehouse tech department, gathers his tools and a mop and begens to work on the huge plasma TV*

-Ratboy

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Monday, February 7, 2005 6:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:
*Ratboy, realizing that there's a vacuum in the treehouse tech department, gathers his tools and a mop and begens to work on the huge plasma TV*

-Ratboy

Vacuum For a second I got excited thinking I was gonna see a man do some housework. Now I'm excited because we're gonna have a big screen tv! Hey Rat, how long is this going to take you? Daytona is in two weeks. Hint, hint.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Monday, February 7, 2005 6:11 PM

Hey, there! I noticed that your a Packer fan. I'm one myself. My mother has family in Wisconsin. Ever hear about Marshfield?

Everyone else behaving around here??

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Monday, February 7, 2005 6:16 PM

Hmmmm.

Plenty o' cushions 'neath the poot lable.

"Tree"house: suggests wood available for framing.

This is doable!

Say, Rat, mind sharing out the carpentry tools? You do the tv, I'll do the couch.

*Fetches Heinies from bar*

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Beer required to do it right.

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Monday, February 7, 2005 6:16 PM

But there was no danger of that sort! As soon as I open my mouth to talk (and I do, eventually), women seem to scatter. It's weird how that works.

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I'm sure they scatter because they're so in awe of your deep, baritone voice. Combine that with your dashing good looks, and they're simply overcome. See, they run off to grab their smelling salts, in the event they succumb to the vapors!

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Monday, February 7, 2005 6:19 PM

Haven't heard of Marshfield, but that's not saying much. My mom's from Cadott, and that and Eau Claire are about the only places in Wisconsin that I know

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Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Monday, February 7, 2005 6:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
I'm sure they scatter because they're so in awe of your deep, baritone voice. Combine that with your dashing good looks, and they're simply overcome. See, they run off to grab their smelling salts, in the event they succumb to the vapors!

TRM- What she said! I've had to start carrying smelling salts in my pocket just to hang out in the treehouse and still remain conscious.

If you want I can practice some more wiles on you.

How was your day? Come over here and sit down... darn we don't have a couch. Why don't you watch some... darn the TV isn't built yet. I can fetch you a beer! We have a bar.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Monday, February 7, 2005 6:29 PM

Silly me. I don't know why I assumed you lived in Wisconsin, when your name clearly says you don't!

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Monday, February 7, 2005 6:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Silly me. I don't know why I assumed you lived in Wisconsin, when your name clearly says you don't!

Yes, but I also have the genetic Packer fanaticism that makes others think I must be a native cheesehead.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Monday, February 7, 2005 8:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
I'm excited because we're gonna have a big screen tv! Hey Rat, how long is this going to take you? Daytona is in two weeks. Hint, hint.

Ok, the TV's done!

*Ratboy flips on the set, and Brian Williams head appears on the screen, up side down*

Huh?

*Ratboy then scampers over to the TV, and in one motion, flips the set over, so that the TV is up side down, but the picture is not*

There thats better! Now I have two weeks to make some goggles, that will go completely black when they see sports!

-Ratboy

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Monday, February 7, 2005 8:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
Yes, but I also have the genetic Packer fanaticism that makes others think I must be a native cheesehead.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

So do Packer fans hate Bucs fans, as much as Bucs fans hate Packer fans?
Not that I'm either one, I just happen to live near Tampa!

-Ratboy

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Monday, February 7, 2005 9:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
I'm sure they scatter because they're so in awe of your deep, baritone voice. Combine that with your dashing good looks, and they're simply overcome. See, they run off to grab their smelling salts, in the event they succumb to the vapors!

TRM- What she said! I've had to start carrying smelling salts in my pocket just to hang out in the treehouse and still remain conscious. If you want I can practice some more wiles on you.

How was your day? Come over here and sit down... darn we don't have a couch. Why don't you watch some... darn the TV isn't built yet. I can fetch you a beer! We have a bar.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

* Puzzled by these flattering remarks, The Real Me runs to his bathroom mirror to examine his face. He is actually relieved that no dramatic transformation has occurred without his noticing, and can only conclude that neither of these fine ladies has found the link on this site to actual pictures of The Real Me.

*

* The Real Me comes into the Sereni-TREE common room, wheeling a dessert cart. With a flourish, he removes the ornate lid. Affecting a deeper-than-normal voice, The Real Me says: *

Greetings, MontanaGirl and ElwoodMom! Might I interest you in some fine tasty dessert creations? Why, here is some chocolate-chip cheesecake (with melted fudge). And here is some raspberry-swirled ice cream. And some kind of baked puffy pastry-looking thing…

* As his descriptions begin to falter, The Real Me stops talking and simply displays the choices before the ladies. *

I regret that we seem to be out of ice cream from the Purple Dimension, which was always the best of all. I will have to journey there presently to re-stock. I suspect that Ebo ate all that we had left.

* After MontanaGirl and ElwoodMom take their picks, The Real Me grabs a remaining choice at random and sits down on the floor with the ladies. *

My day was fine, MontanaGirl, thanks for asking. After work was over, that is. Actually, I had a nice time watching a DVD with a friend. I confess that I don’t much care for beer, myself, but some of Rat’s root beer would be nice, if you’re willing. And yes, you may feel free to practice your wiles whenever you are so inclined…

* The Real Me glances at ElwoodMom. *

Subject to Mom’s approval, of course!

The Real Me

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

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Monday, February 7, 2005 10:11 PM

Outstanding work, Rat! Now we have a TV again!

The Real Me

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Tuesday, February 8, 2005 12:08 AM

SIMONWHO

TV - good.
TV with high quality sound system - better.
TV plus sound system plus the new BluRay discs and a HD-DVD system - perfecto.

Er... sorry, a little short of cash to buy that stuff. Mom, can I have $50,000 to buy it? Please Mom, pleeeeeeeeease?

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Tuesday, February 8, 2005 3:03 AM

MAI

Happy Tuesday everybody! Great work on the new television. I think I will drag my bean bag over and relax for a bit. So, what are we watching?

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Tuesday, February 8, 2005 9:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:
So do Packer fans hate Bucs fans, as much as Bucs fans hate Packer fans?
Not that I'm either one, I just happen to live near Tampa!

-Ratboy

Phooey, I forgot the Bucs on my list of evil teams. Yes, Packers hate Bucs. It's not as much fun now though since they changed the divisions and we both aren't NFC Central anymore.

Good job on the TV, by the way. Who cares if it's upside down as long as we can see stuff right side up? If you don't want to watch sports, maybe we could make a separate little TV to put up by the bar so I could watch my NASCAR without bothering everyone else. Except when I start yelling at the TV of course

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Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Tuesday, February 8, 2005 9:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:
Ya sayin' there's room for my butt on there?

As long as your butt is less than 96" wide and 40" deep! (I have a big couch)

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Tuesday, February 8, 2005 10:10 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
If you don't want to watch sports, maybe we could make a separate little TV to put up by the bar so I could watch my NASCAR without bothering everyone else.

I think we can watch the same TV, at the same time, just in different dimensions! That is, if TRM can make it happen!

-Ratboy

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Tuesday, February 8, 2005 2:02 PM

*Ebo turns her gravity off and floats across the room, eating the last of the scones.*

Is it just me, or is the science of this tread starting to get kind of iffy?

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Tuesday, February 8, 2005 3:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
*Ebo turns her gravity off and floats across the room, eating the last of the scones.*

Is it just me, or is the science of this tread starting to get kind of iffy?

Ya know, I think your right!

*Ratboy ambles down to steerage, and opens the electrical closet, flips three switches, then he pushes a big red button marked Physics, from above, he hears a loud THOMP.*

-Ratboy

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Tuesday, February 8, 2005 3:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:
I think we can watch the same TV, at the same time, just in different dimensions! That is, if TRM can make it happen!

-Ratboy

Oooh, that'd be shiny! Let's ask TRM if he can swing that for us. Then we could sit on the couch together and be sociable while still watching what we want to watch. Of course, it might be disconcerting to have me yell at the screen out of the blue, but that's par for the course for people watching sporting events with me.

Whadda ya say TRM? I've got a pan of brownies here with your name on it if you do this for me!

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Tuesday, February 8, 2005 4:22 PM

>>* The Real Me glances at ElwoodMom. *

Subject to Mom’s approval, of course!<<

I approve, I approve! You did fine, see? Phew! Where's my smelling salts!

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Tuesday, February 8, 2005 5:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:

*Ratboy ambles down to steerage, and opens the electrical closet, flips three switches, then he pushes a big red button marked Physics, from above, he hears a loud THOMP.*

-Ratboy

*Ebo lies on a heap in front of the couch*

Ow. That wasn't cool. Good thing that there was this TV here to break my fall.

*Ebo jumpes up*

No need to worry! I'm OK!

*She looks at the pile of plasic and glass beneath her feet.*

This TV though, not so much...hope there was nothing good on.

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Wednesday, February 9, 2005 10:35 AM

Who was worried? And why is MG still yelling at the TV?

_____________________

PS- What was wrong with the site?

-Ratboy

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Wednesday, February 9, 2005 10:48 AM

*montanagirl bursts into the room, falls to the ground and kisses the floor.*

Home! I'm home!

*Sits up and spits out piece of broken TV.*

There was an evil, invisible monster keeping me hostage and forbidding me to go and play with my friends last night. I was going to formulate a brilliant plan to overthrow him, but evidently he just up and left this morning. I guess I'm too boring to be a hostage.

Who cares? The Treehouse is back!!!

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Wednesday, February 9, 2005 12:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
*montanagirl... too boring to be a hostage.

Who cares?

cozen. cozen cares.

*The thread makes an evil twist as he begins the process of kidnapping Montanagirl!*

....

*thwop (and so forth). Package plummets on to new 96" wide by 40" couch.*

Thumbs up to Russian Sikorsky pilot.

*Examines contents: 1x set of satin handuffs. 1x set satin leg shackles. A quantity of rope. 1x Genuine Lazy-Boy Corinthian leather vibrating recliner-rocker. 1x Ronco Whirl-A-Matic foot soaker. 1x shapely straw sun hat. 1x full-length sensuous-but-not-slutty satin bathrobe, in subtle shades evolving from burgundy. 1x "The Official NASCAR Guide To Seduction, With An Afterword By Brett Favre". A gallon of margaritas, premixed to perfection by Mexican Boytoy Of The Year, 2004.*

*And....*

*And, 1x Death By Chocolate cake that takes three days to make at that place in Williamsburg, VA, just off the W&M campus, I think it's called the Truffle House or something really similar.*

Anyway, it's to chocolate cakes as Mal-Licious is to mere peons.

*In very unsubtle fashion, cozen ties up Montanagirl and drags her to 'neath the pool table, securing her to comfy chair, inserting feet in foot soaker with jasmine scented whirlywater. Begins plying her with DBC cake and gently, gently washing it down with margaritas.*

*Piles up fortifying cushions, in lieu of impenetrable barrier.*

If you show any signs of boredom, I threaten you with my singing! To demonstrate:

(ahem!) *picks up handy ukelele, summons not-quite there b-flat*

"There's no place I can be
Since I found Sereni-Tree.
You can't take MG from me."

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Evil. Evil is good. Chocolate is better.

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Wednesday, February 9, 2005 2:06 PM

*Ratboy hears a knock and opens the door.*
It's a singing-telegram for Montanagirl from cozen-

(Lyrics by They Might be Giants used shamelessly without permission)

-"Early one day
I got up the strength
To call you on the phone
You answered and said
"Please leave a mess-"
And I dropped the receiver then

I'll do as you ask if I can figure out where you live
And though the world may think you strange
I find you great and
Just for your information
If you should hear this
I am letting you know that
I'm your boyfriend now

I read your book
But then it took
A year to find your house

I was nervous at first
And then it got worse
There was no turning 'round

If you don't know by now just look I'm
Right outside
You've got to admit that
I'm your boyfriend now

Your boyfriend now
Is fond of long walks on the beach at night
Your boyfriend likes
Italian food and wine

Just for your information
If you should hear this
I am letting you know that
I'm your boyfriend now

Your boyfriend wants
To meet someone who shares his interests
In listening
To voices in my head

You don't have to say it
I can see it in your eyes
And I know that the restraining order
Wasn't meant to hurt

And just for your information if you should
Get this letter
Here's a reminder
I'm your boyfriend now

I don't need you to tell me the things
I know are true but
Can't you admit that
I'm your boyfriend now?
Why don't you act like
I'm your boyfriend now?
Don't deny it
I'm your boyfriend now"

*Ratboy thinks to himself "I'v got to save Montanagirl".*

-Ratboy

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Wednesday, February 9, 2005 4:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:
...securing her to comfy chair...

A comfy chair? Oh no, I've been kidnapped by the Spanish Inquisition! ("Our chief weapon is surpise.")

Quote:
"The Official NASCAR Guide To Seduction, With An Afterword By Brett Favre".

You'll have me at hello with that book.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Wednesday, February 9, 2005 4:23 PM

I want to go to the crappy thread where I get kidnapped like that. It sounds absolutely horrible. Can I have milk with my D by C cake instead of margaritas?

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Wednesday, February 9, 2005 5:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
I want to go to the crappy thread where I get kidnapped like that.
Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

Who's kiddin'?! Like, I haven't lurked around this site? The lineup for wannabe Mal-L kidnappers transcends the Treehouse thread. There's a waiting list to get into the lineup for lottery tickets to join the pre-screening lineup for the auditions to play the role of shoe-shiner for all those in the lineup to buy the camping gear necessary to survive the lineup to the shuttle carrying lineup hopefuls to withing two galaxies of the Milky Way substation which caters specifically to passengers heading in the general direction of the Sol system.

I'll take what I can truss.

*Slowly warms rose oil to exactly one degree above body temperature*

So, MG, if you could just tilt your head just a teeny bit to the left... yup, like that, uh-huh....

*Sets to massaging knot from that annoyingly prone to knots area between the collarbone and right shoulder blade.*

*Consults EMom's (freshly appropriated) laptop, attempts accessing document entitled: Guide To Inducing Feminine Wiles.*

"Password: "....

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I know that the restraining order wasn't meant to hurt.

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Wednesday, February 9, 2005 6:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:
*Sets to massaging knot from that annoyingly prone to knots area between the collarbone and right shoulder blade.*

Ahhhh, a girl could get used to this.

*Looks around and notices cushions piled up.*

Soft cushions! This really is the Spanish Inquisition!

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Wednesday, February 9, 2005 7:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:
I think we can watch the same TV, at the same time, just in different dimensions! That is, if TRM can make it happen!

-Ratboy

Oooh, that'd be shiny! Let's ask TRM if he can swing that for us. Then we could sit on the couch together and be sociable while still watching what we want to watch. Of course, it might be disconcerting to have me yell at the screen out of the blue, but that's par for the course for people watching sporting events with me.

Whadda ya say TRM? I've got a pan of brownies here with your name on it if you do this for me!

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

Excellent idea! Indeed, I can enable us to watch multiple programs on the same television, but I’m afraid that we would have to treat these as duplicate TVs. Duplicate Common Rooms, actually. We couldn’t actually sit together and watch different programs simultaneously, but we could make use of the multiple facilities. Here, I’ll show you. I’ll connect our new Common Room to what used to be the door to the North Wing.

* The Real Me closes his eyes, holds out his hand jedi-like, and concentrates. *

Quote:

Originally posted by Rat:

*Ratboy ambles down to steerage, and opens the electrical closet, flips three switches, then he pushes a big red button marked Physics, from above, he hears a loud THOMP.*

* Ebonezer falls with a loud “THOMP!” and breaks the TV that Rat made. Rat is nowhere to be seen. *

* After a moment, The Real Me frowns. *

Hmmmm… Something seems to be wrong.

* The entire Sereni-TREE shudders. *

THAT’S odd.

* The Real Me leaps up from his spot on the floor and goes to the door once leading to the North Wing. He opens it. Beyond the door is nothing but air. A strong breeze blows in from outside. He checks the doors leading to the other wings. Only the West Wing opens onto a corridor of private rooms.*

Huh. It seems that the Sereni-TREE is unfolding throughout all its higher dimensions! We’re going back down to just three! Things are going to get mighty tight, soon! Already the East and West Wings are back to co-existing! I suppose the West Wing was always the real one.

Come, Ebo Golem! I need some help with…

* The Real Me sees that the Ebo Golem is not answering his commands, and in fact seems to have returned to being an inanimate statue. It is at that moment that a butterfly thruster falls onto the head of The Real Me. Then another. Then ten more fall around him. The Real Me stares up, dumbfounded, at the growing shower of immobile butterflies. The entire Sereni-TREE starts to list toward port. *

Uh, without our butterfly thrusters, the Sereni-TREE will have no means of propulsion, and we shall all plummet to our DOOM! Grab onto something, everyone, while I try to find a solution to this problem!

* The Real Me tries and fails to open an extra-dimensional portal through which everyone could escape. *

Our superpowers and highly improbable science seem to no longer be working. It’s almost as if someone had re-established real world physical laws in this place!

* The Real Me quickly skims the last several posts. *

RAT!!! What have you DONE? This entire THREAD is based on imaginary physics!

* The Real Me runs for the switchbox on the lowest level of the Sereni-TREE. He jumps down whole flights of stairs to speed his way. Suddenly startled, The Real Me pauses, and mutters to himself: *

Huh. I wonder what this latest sequence of events means for Mai’s new dress?

The Real Me

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

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Wednesday, February 9, 2005 8:01 PM

* The Real Me makes it to the boiler room on the lowest level of Sereni-TREE, runs up to the switchbox, throws it open, and flips three switches. His thumb pauses over the big red button. *

Uh. In a universe of imaginary physics, it is quite feasible to enable REAL physics by simply pushing a button. But in a world of real physics, it is absolutely impossible to reverse the process.

* Sweating, The Real Me pushes the button to disable real physics, hoping that the conversion process has not gone too far. *

Three. Two. One.

* The Sereni-TREE shudders again, and the tipping floor levels out. It worked! With a sigh of relief, The Real Me slides down the wall to sit on the boiler room floor, exhausted. At this point, The Real Me has no idea that MontanaGirl has been kidnapped. *

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Thursday, February 10, 2005 9:40 AM

SIMONWHO

I guess Scotty was wrong, you can change the laws of physics.

Now, I have some bad news. I did indeed taking the special orb that would capture sound and vision when I went to the Serenity preview. However, they did a very thorough search to make sure no-one brought any cameras, videophones or tape recorders in with them. I thought I'd gotten away with it when unfortunately I ran into a second, imaginary checkpoint, expressly designed for confiscating imaginary recordings devices. So, I have no footage to offer you. Sorry.

But hey, those of you who are American, you'll get the finished product 2 months ahead of us. Anyway, I'm sure we'll find things to amuse us in the meantime.

Kidnapping, eh? Hmm. Gosh, I can't remember the last person I kidnapped. Oh, yes, that's right, it's because I forgot all about him that I decided not to do any more. Boy, did that mess take a lot of sweeping up.

Oh, and my friend who came from Scotland especially to see the screening brought some oatmeal biscuits with her, which you're totally welcome to share. Unless you've given such things up for Lent.

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Thursday, February 10, 2005 11:23 AM