CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #15 by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #15

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UPDATED: Tuesday, February 22, 2005 08:05
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Tuesday, February 15, 2005 4:42 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Ni haody, everybody!
Ni haody, Dr. Nick...err...nevermind that.

Looks like we have a strong winner this week! Another sci-fi crossover, this time sans special effects.

Congrats to Knibblet! Your second victory! and now, a new challenge, sans (my new word for the day btw!) cast and crew...

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Tuesday, February 15, 2005 4:57 PM

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

Universal ran out of money producing Serenity, so had to use this stand-in for their logo.

Keep flying

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Tuesday, February 15, 2005 4:59 PM

KNIBBLET

*Voiceover by 'Biography' announcer, Peter Graves*
The great Terranosaur actor, Meow Say Tongue, attempts to point out that prehistoric birds on Earth That Was evolved into dinosaurs. Unfortunately, his tiny little arms won't reach the screen.

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Tuesday, February 15, 2005 6:10 PM

VOLSTOCK

Quote:

And you can see when you hold the ancient "World Series Trophy" up to a light source.....

Sidenote: cough cilantro last week honorable mention cough Man I need to shake this cold. :)

"I've seen you with no clothes on, never thought I'd see you naked."

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Tuesday, February 15, 2005 6:35 PM

STARPILOTGRAINGER

What if... Wash didn't become a pilot?

Announcer: And the Emmy award, for best shadow-puppet performance goes to... Wash, for "Dinosaurs Attack The Earth-That-Was!"

Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
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Tuesday, February 15, 2005 7:25 PM

DRAGONWINE

Here at the Fox Academy of Reality Television (F.A.R.T.) you can clearly see how serious we are about your future entertainment!

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Tuesday, February 15, 2005 8:53 PM

THEGREYJEDI

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

GUY as ADMIRAL ACKBAR: As you can see, the Death Star is orbiting the forest moon of Endor.

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Tuesday, February 15, 2005 10:04 PM

TUDYKRAWKS

"damn it!! why did i cancel Firefly???" -Former Fox Exec. turned movie theatre usher in China.

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Tuesday, February 15, 2005 10:06 PM

ZOL

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Test Screenings of the BDM goes down a storm even though the effects in place were temporary (We Hope!

)

or

INDUSTRIAL LIGHT & MAGIC ensure that the SFX in Starwars isn`t shadowed by those in Serenity

or

"The Planet had to be blown away to make way for a new hyoerspce bypass by the Vogons"

Those are my ideas

Darin (Zol.)

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Tuesday, February 15, 2005 11:00 PM

RAT

Why is it a sure thing that he'll be at the theatre? Nobody knows!

-Ratboy

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Wednesday, February 16, 2005 3:10 AM

ZOL

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Just thought of another

Joss always did like dressing up when explaining about his film to `Versal films

Darin (Zol.)

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Wednesday, February 16, 2005 3:32 AM

BARNEYT

Quote:
Originally posted by TudykRawks:

"damn it!! why did i cancel Firefly???" -Former Fox Exec. turned movie theatre usher in China.

I know this isn't a voting contest, but this one wins mine!

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"I think the right place to start is to say, fair is fair. This is who we are. These are our numbers." Mr Willis of Ohio - The West Wing

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Wednesday, February 16, 2005 4:11 AM

RYCE

"In case of emergency, please exit the Earth in a calm and orderly fashion..."

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Wednesday, February 16, 2005 4:40 AM

COTTONWOOLFAIRY

This week's Firefly has been sponsored by the letter O, and the number 7 ......

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Wednesday, February 16, 2005 5:13 AM

KAYLEE4SIMON

It shall be named the Alan Parsons Project!

Keep shiny!

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Wednesday, February 16, 2005 5:46 AM

DUG

My first entry...ever!:

The effects for sex-ed classes aren't so special out on the Border planets.

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Wednesday, February 16, 2005 7:53 AM

JRC

LMAO!!!!!! These last four are HIGH-larious!!!

Everyone dies alone.

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Wednesday, February 16, 2005 10:03 AM

RAT

Announcer: Every planet thats been terraformd for human life, has it's own little quirks, ours happens to be giant pterodactyls in orbit.

-Ratboy

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Wednesday, February 16, 2005 11:02 AM

SHINY

"...as you can see, once the egg has been fertilized, a thick shell develops, preventing other sperm from entering..."

"...whoa. Good sex-ed book."

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Wednesday, February 16, 2005 11:07 AM

GUNRUNNER

And the Fox Network created “My obnoxious teenage midget transvestite boss” and the people fled earth for the welcoming cold blackness of space.

OR

And the people of Earth left its barren surface in search of new sources of cilantro.

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Wednesday, February 16, 2005 11:19 AM

GUNRUNNER

Two more...

Due to budget cuts NASA’s mission control has been downsized.

OR

A leaked FAA video reveals what’s really going on at JFK Intl Air Traffic Control.

“Starship Enterprise looking one your cleared ILS runway two. Turn left to 035 until established on the localizer… NO NO turn LEFT!”

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Wednesday, February 16, 2005 12:12 PM

THEDUKE

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

So, Mr Bush, as far as we can tell, Afghanistan is somewhere below the second bird.

or

I can't beleive i have to stand up here, just because i lost the most ridiculous costume competetion! You shud see the guy with the darth vader costume on, he really looks out of place!

Yeah, i'm English, and yeah, that's not really very funny, sorry!
Only started doing this last week and this one was damn hard!

Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up! It'll be anarchy!

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Wednesday, February 16, 2005 1:12 PM

the movie is not the Series. Only the facts have been changed, to irritate the innocent; the names of the actors and characters remain the same

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

S2: . . . and then they all attack at once & render the Earth uninhabitable. Any questions?

S4 (off screen): Does this all take place within one planetary system?

Keep the Shiny Side Up

Wutzon: David Bowie, "New Killer Star", Sessions @AOL

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Wednesday, February 16, 2005 6:19 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by BarneyT:

I know this isn't a voting contest, but this one wins mine!

But it WILL be! Stick around! The vote will start on Sunday.

Cilantro!
TCM

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Wednesday, February 16, 2005 8:11 PM

SHINY

Don't Panic!

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Wednesday, February 16, 2005 9:45 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Teacher: "Now class, who can tell me which star ship does not belong in this Sci-fi series?"

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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, without the pesky falling boxes

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Thursday, February 17, 2005 5:01 AM

VOLSTOCK

Quote:

One more for the road:

And here you see the Seven Gods of Happieness from the Earth that Was. Clockwise from lower left: Boeing 727; Saturn 13; Dove; Starship Enterprise; Spaceshuttle Columbia; Eagle Lander; and SR-71 Blackbird.

"I've seen you with no clothes on, never thought I'd see you naked."

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Thursday, February 17, 2005 5:59 AM

KNIBBLET

I notice you're not including real Gods of Happiness ... The Spirit of St. Louis and that lawn chair hooked up to 300 helium balloons.

Quote:
Originally posted by Volstock:
And here you see the Seven Gods of Happieness from the Earth that Was. Clockwise from lower left: Boeing 727; Saturn 13; Dove; Starship Enterprise; Spaceshuttle Columbia; Eagle Lander; and SR-71 Blackbird.

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

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Thursday, February 17, 2005 6:17 AM

VOLSTOCK

Quote:
Originally posted by Knibblet:
I notice you're not including real Gods of Happiness ... The Spirit of St. Louis and that lawn chair hooked up to 300 helium balloons.
Quote:
Originally posted by Volstock:
And here you see the Seven Gods of Happieness from the Earth that Was. Clockwise from lower left: Boeing 727; Saturn 13; Dove; Starship Enterprise; Spaceshuttle Columbia; Eagle Lander; and SR-71 Blackbird.

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

Well some people actually look at the sillouettes and can decipher their origin. Look closely young Knibblet (ok young is a lie but I know you so I was being kind) :) and you will see the Gods in their true light.

"I've seen you with no clothes on, never thought I'd see you naked."

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Thursday, February 17, 2005 6:58 AM

KNIBBLET

I am so kickin' your ass this weekend.

Have you got my Blue Sun banners printed yet?
Are you going to the Swarm on Sunday?

Quote:
Originally posted by Volstock:
Look closely young Knibblet (ok young is a lie but I know you so I was being kind)

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

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Friday, February 18, 2005 3:37 PM

HORRID

all in all the Angel puppet episode was better recieved by Audiences and critics alike

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Friday, February 18, 2005 7:56 PM

CHOLLETT

MAN: "Darn it! Who put the film of the solar system mobile upside-down?"

"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie

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Friday, February 18, 2005 9:31 PM

DRAGONWINE

And here we see the reclusive warrior/poet Shon Yu in a rare public appearance at the local stage with his rendition of Robin Williams' "Death of a Sperm" ballet.

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It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Friday, February 18, 2005 10:06 PM

RAT

Announcer: Okay, who's cell phone is that?

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or
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Announcer: I don't care if it is your baby, get off the phone, dong ma?

-Ratboy

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Saturday, February 19, 2005 6:45 AM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Dr. Evil: As you can see, I Dr. Evil have positioned laser bearing sattelites above the capitals of each nation in the United Nations Security Council. If I do not receive a payment of one million dollars by midnight tomorrow....

Heads of State: Burst out laughing.

Dr Evil: "What's so funny? It's not like I asked for one million pounds of cilantro."

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Saturday, February 19, 2005 1:02 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

You just never know what sets one on the path to the darkside, sometimes it is just Broadway...

Quote:

Actor (overdramatically): I WILL RULE THE--
Director(OS): CUT!
Actor: --EN..ti..re..wor-huh?
Director(OS): Shan Yu, baby. If people are going to believe you as the "Psychotic Dictator" you've got to put more into the role. Be eeeevil, baby! All I feel is "drama queen" here. Make me hate you! Shan Yu *IS* an evil dictator...Now ACTION!
Actor (to self): I am an evil dictator...I am an evil dictator...

Cilantro!
TCM

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Sunday, February 20, 2005 12:54 PM

RAT

audience #1: Behold, earth that was!

audience #2: Earth that was!

audience #3: The earth that was!!

announcer: Whats so great about that? It's just a drawing!

-Ratboy

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Sunday, February 20, 2005 4:55 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

GREAT GORRAM! Seem's the tougher the scene, the better y'all do at comin' up with captions! Great job making my job difficult! Here's 5, maybe not the best 5, but 5 I like, but certainly the middle to high 5, though. So sit back, relax, and vote for some of the patented TCM middle high excitement you've come to love in my Caption Tightpants!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/892538

(note: I really could have had 12 to 15 entrants this week, they were all soooo awesome, but I am late enough getting this up. You can blame Daytona for that. Vroom!)

Cilantro!
TCM

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Sunday, February 20, 2005 6:04 PM

GL2814

"Apparently, 'Earth That Was' doesn't consider a small, one-man fighter to be any threat... or, they'd have a tighter defense!
Now, you'll proceed down this trench until you reach a blast port that's only two meters wide..."

(Biggs)"Aww, come on! That's impossible! Even for a computer!!"

"If I kill you, boy, it won't be in your sleep. I'll be facing you, and you'll be armed."

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 8:05 AM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

"Okay, okay, okay, so you guys gotta trust me on this one. When we all went out to colonize, the ships didn't really have sticks attached to them. Gorram shadow puppet techs."

-Taylor

The Uncharted Outlaw!
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