Recovery on the Sereni-TREE clubhouse by TheRealMe

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Recovery on the Sereni-TREE clubhouse

POSTED BY: THEREALME
UPDATED: Tuesday, February 22, 2005 16:51
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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 8:35 AM

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*dangles handcuffs in front of Static*

**closes his hands over the cuffs and leans in, stealing another kiss**

You might want to hang on to those. . .you ARE coming to visit. I'm certain we can find use for them.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 8:43 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
**closes his hands over the cuffs and leans in, stealing another kiss**

You might want to hang on to those. . .you ARE coming to visit. I'm certain we can find use for them.

*pulling the Static gripped cuffs towards her, twg kisses him before he can back away. (btw, this is getting mighty fun) nibbling gently on his lip she says,*

Oh, I intend to use them now.

*twg handcuffs Static's hand to twg's hand*

You're mine now and you're not going anywhere.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
--Samuel Johnson

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 8:51 AM

STATIC

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:

Oh, I intend to use them now.

*twg handcuffs Static's hand to twg's hand*

You're mine now and you're not going anywhere.

**grins down at the cuffs and simply takes TWG's hand in his, lacing their fingers together**

Not the briar patch, Brer Fox! No!

**leads TWG over to a humongous leather couch that has mysteriously appeared out of cyberspace and that bears a striking resemblance to the couch in Static's home. Static reclines comfortably, pulling TWG down into a snuggleable spot atop him and asks TGJ to pass him a Guinness**

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 9:06 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
**leads TWG over to a humongous leather couch that has mysteriously appeared out of cyberspace and that bears a striking resemblance to the couch in Static's home. Static reclines comfortably, pulling TWG down into a snuggleable spot atop him and asks TGJ to pass him a Guinness**

Yes, the briar patch. If I 'm to punish you I must do so properly.

*tgw snuggles into Static, feeling all warm and safe. she begins to run her fingers thru his hair and places soft kisses along his jawline.*

Hey Grey, make it two.

---an aside, you'd be surprised how many people have no clue what I'm speaking of when i mention the briar patch.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 9:19 AM

STATIC

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:

---an aside, you'd be surprised how many people have no clue what I'm speaking of when i mention the briar patch.

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Sewer rat may taste like pumkin pie. I'll never know, 'cause I ain't eatin' the filthy motherf**ker.
--Samuel Jackson

When I refer to the briar patch, I'm referring to the old Brer Fox, Brer Rabbit, Brer Bear stories, where Rabbit tricks Fox into throwing him into the Briar patch, when that's really what he wants, b/c that's his home.

**smiles against the kisses and waits for his Guiness from Grey**

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 9:44 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
**smiles against the kisses and waits for his Guiness from Grey**

*nibbles on Static's ear, whispering how much she has missed him*

So, what will we do to pass the time?

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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--Samuel Johnson

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 9:51 AM

MALICIOUS

Why do I need a cigarette? I don't even smoke.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 9:52 AM

STATIC

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
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*nibbles on Static's ear, whispering how much she has missed him*

So, what will we do to pass the time?

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Yes I killed him, and I'd do it again!--Samuel Jackson

I'm thinking alot more of THIS, actually. TWG

Static

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 10:03 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL

Mal, I don't smoke either, but I may need to borrow a cig from you in a few minutes...or hours...days? And can you cover Ebo's eyes?

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 10:09 AM

STATIC

So exactly HOW soon can you come visit?

It promises to be fun if for any other reason than we can sit and compose scandalous posts for the treehouse!

**kiss**

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 10:09 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
TWGStatic

mmm, sounds puurrrrfect

*twg continues to trail kisses down Static's neck. she hungrily eyes the unzipped flight suit and makes a decision.*

Have I ever told you how dangerous unzipped flight suits are? I...we need to get this thing off of you right away.

*twg drags her mouth down along the exposed chest. stopping at the zipper's resting point. she looks up, quirks an eyebrow and smiles*

shall I?

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 10:35 AM

COZEN

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
TWGStatic

shall I?

*lunges from behind big-ass leather couch, pours entire drum of icy gatorade upon the, um, participants*

Well, that was extremely immature of me.

Hilarious, tho!

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The last bastion of unrequited lust.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 10:41 AM

STATIC

Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:
*lunges from behind big-ass leather couch, pours entire drum of icy gatorade upon the, um, participants*

Well, that was extremely immature of me.

Hilarious, tho!

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The last bastion of unrequited lust.

*sits up quickly, but is unable to fully avoid the deluge of icy cold liquid that pours down over him and TWG.*

Waitaminnit. . .

Icy cold liquid? *scrolls back and checks TWG's outfit*

*sits back and grins, because TWG's flimsy tank top is now a WET flimsy tank top. . .and the gatorade is icy cold.*

Thank you, Cozen! Talk about strawberries!

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 10:41 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL

Hey!!!!! I was working on something here.

*twg thinks about chasing Cozen around the room but decides against. instead she rememebrs how much she LOVES gatorade and she begins to lick Static clean.*

mmm, lemony and sticky! Thanks Cozen! It's gonna take more than some chilled beverage poured over my head to keep me from enjoying this flight suit.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
--Samuel Johnson

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 10:58 AM

COZEN

Yer all welcome!

*mutters something about strawberries licking flightsuits wuz his intent all along. aims for nearest really cold shower*

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Who needs viagara when you've got gatorade?

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 11:03 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL

*blushing furiously*

okay...sorry cozen.

*checks watch*

the little one will be home from school in an hour or so anyway.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 1:43 PM

THEGREYJEDI

*ignores the couch, covers his ears in flight quality head phones and continues construction on the Mighty Righteous Trebuchet, drinking all the Guiness himself. Because he cant' hear or see the request for Guiness. Or anything else other than his focus on the MRT.*

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 2:45 PM

THEREALME

* From behind the couch where Static and ThatWeirdGirl are… occupied, a row of people stand and hold up signs. The sign of Bride5 displays a “9.8”, Bride6 has a “9.7”, The Real Me has a “9.9”, the Ebo Golem has a “9.8”, and the French judge awards a “4.2”. *

Congratulations, you two, I think that score will guarantee that you…

* The Real Me trails off when he realizes that nobody is listening to him. *

Oh, well.

* The Real Me discards his sign, wanders over to the bar, fixes a pair of strong drinks, and hands one to Cozen. *

Nice try with the Gatorade, my friend, but think about it. Static is a young, handsome pilot in uniform who happens to be a war hero. Even worse (for us), by all accounts, he seems to be intelligent AND wise AND a nice guy. Don’t even TRY to separate him from one of his harem.

* The Real Me holds his glass high. *

To War Heroes and Weird Girls everywhere!

* The Real Me takes a sip. *

There’s no point in being jealous, Cozen. It’s just the way the world works. Nope, no point in being jealous at all.

* The Real Me downs the rest of his drink in one gulp. He glances up at the roof. *

Hmmmm…. GreyJedi? Is the trebuchet working, yet? I wonder how many ranging shots it would take before we could hit that helicopter?

The Real Me

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 3:15 PM

THEGREYJEDI

*Stands back from his Mighty Righteous Trebuchet, which stands 20 feet tall at the hip, with a total of 40 feet in height with the arm up.* That's a war machine right there. Mighty and Righteous Trebuchet, Hellacious Armament. MaRTHA, I name you.

*spies the helicopter and gets a wild glint in his eyes. Leaps off the roof and dismantles the craft, and begins drafting another weapon, the massive cannon, Ballistic Enormous Ranged Tactical Hellacious Armament, BERTHA.*

Thunderstruuu-uck!

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 3:19 PM

SIMONWHO

*glances up from the floor where I've apparently been lying*

Argh! My eyes, my beautiful eyes!

Definitely some things you don't want to walk in on. Or want people to start doing when you're still in the room.

Interestingly, we don't have Gatorade in the UK. The closest we have is Lucozade, a sort of orangey sports drink. Maybe that's why you keep beating us?

Now we're all apparently fully recovered, perhaps a new thread now this one has reached epic proportions? I'm sure the next person will know just the right title and tone for it.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 4:30 PM

STATIC

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:

Now we're all apparently fully recovered, perhaps a new thread now this one has reached epic proportions? I'm sure the next person will know just the right title and tone for it.

What a wonderful idea! I'll take up the task. Y'all see if you can find it!!!!

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 4:42 PM

THEGREYJEDI

If you don't hurry up, I'm gonna do it myself.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 4:49 PM

EBONEZER

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Mal, I don't smoke either, but I may need to borrow a cig from you in a few minutes...or hours...days? And can you cover Ebo's eyes?

Blech, don't worry. Ebo has better things to do then watch you too. She has an actor friend who's not hard on the eyes. And sense she's now of legal age...

*Ebo's pondering is inturruped by the rining of the phone.*

Hmmm, I didn't realize we have a phone. Oh well.

*she answers it*

Loveshack-er-Treehouse. Ebo speaking....Oh hi!...So nice to talk to you again....yes...yes he's here, although he is a bit pre-occupied...that imporant eh? Well, let me get him for you....oh its no trouble...

*Ebo covers the mouthpiece and yells...*

Static! Your wife is on the phone!

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 4:51 PM

STATIC

Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:

Static! Your wife is on the phone!

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

She doesn't care where I get my appetite as long as I take my meals at home!!!!!

And I'm busy nibbling on my fav-o-rite appetizer!!!

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