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Originally posted by SimonWho:

Ew. Man-back. Who wants that? Men is such ugly creatures, it's a wonder there's a straight woman on the planet.

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Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
Yep. Tech geek. Chief Engineer. The old vac is still tucked away in the cleaning closet. Who's flying this thing? I've got refits to do.

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http://www.jed-soft.com Gamer Rigs, Budget Prices
http://tomeofgrey.blogspot.com
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Originally posted by Static:
Grey! Throw the magbrake on the main controls, kick in the autopilot and I'll take the controls after I'm done in the shower!

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

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Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:


Jesus. I gotta take care of this mess. I swear. Can't stay focused on duties.

*mutter mutter curmudgeon. Lights a cigar, throws down the shaded pilot's goggles and hops in the command chair.*

It's been a while since I've flown anything much less an amalgamated heap like this. Oh well.

*start taking her down*

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http://www.jed-soft.com Gamer Rigs, Budget Prices
http://tomeofgrey.blogspot.com
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Originally posted by SimonWho:
So basically, we just wrote off the entire flying capabilities of the treehouse so that Static could spend a couple of minutes more in the shower with TWG?

Actually that sounds about right to me.

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Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
*looks at Static for a moment.*

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Gah! Don't do that!!

*looks at Static. Looks forward.*

Are you aware that save for conveniently place suds you are completely unclothed. Outside. In rain. In 35 degree weather. With a 22 degree wind chill.

*goes back to his clipboard.*

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http://www.jed-soft.com Gamer Rigs, Budget Prices
http://tomeofgrey.blogspot.com
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Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
What? I'm sorry, you've gone all unarticulate. Can you say that again?

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http://www.jed-soft.com Gamer Rigs, Budget Prices
http://tomeofgrey.blogspot.com
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Originally posted by Static:

Grey! Throw the magbrake on the main controls, kick in the autopilot and I'll take the controls after I'm done in the shower!

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Originally posted by Static:

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Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
What? I'm sorry, you've gone all unarticulate. Can you say that again?

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http://www.jed-soft.com Gamer Rigs, Budget Prices
http://tomeofgrey.blogspot.com
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You HAVE to have the last word, don't you?

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
But I'll be back!
* The Real Me departs the dream room. *

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I'm still waiting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Ratboy

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:


I’ve yet to see any indication that your libido can drop below the level of “urgent need”.

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And yes, I have long thought that ThatWeirdGirl was beautiful.

Then I saw her pictures, and realized that she was physically attractive, as well.




The Real Me

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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:

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[BUh... Well, you know. The kind that shows images... and sound.

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So these cameras...they got everything? Even the stuff we didn't type?

oh my....where can I buy a copy?

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Barkeep. . .make that two copies! C'mon, sweetest. . .the water is nice and hot.

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
(Also, I thought it would be rude of me to try to shut down your vile scheme so soon. So you get on with your evil experiments, and I’ll be along to thwart you, later!)

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TheGreyJedi wrote:
*check all the guages, noting, and completely disregarding, safe operating levels.*

No sense in sparing the engines. I'm only gonna replace 'em anyway. In the words of the great Samuel L. Jackson...

*turns to the other SereniTREE crew and passengers*

"...Hold on to your butts."

*takes the SereniTREE in fast and hard, redlining as many gauges as possible before throwing on the emergency thrusters and overriding reversing controls bringing the SereniTREE to a hard stop, then landing with relative softness. All the external engines blow and fall off. Internal engine catch fire, seize, break, or explode causing minimal damage easy controlled by fire extinguishing systems.*

Well, any landing you can walk away from. Time to get to that refit.

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SimonWho wrote:
Didn't Samuel L Jackson die in that movie? Plus of course he was in the sequel to the "any landing you can walk away from" movie.

So basically, we just wrote off the entire flying capabilities of the treehouse so that Static could spend a couple of minutes more in the shower with TWG?

Actually that sounds about right to me.

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TheGreyJedi wrote:

Actually, it was so I could have something to do because it's kinda dull around here. No one's online. Nothing going on here. But since we've landed, it's full on upgrade retrofit.

*starts taking stock of salvageable parts*

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:

And yes, I have long thought that ThatWeirdGirl was beautiful.

Then I saw her pictures, and realized that she was physically attractive, as well.




The Real Me

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*grin* Beautiful inside and out. . .'tis why she stirs me so.

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