GENERAL DISCUSSIONS

USS SereniTREE, aka the "Love Boat."

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 5:36 PM

THEGREYJEDI


Alright, old one got long. After a harsh, though safe, landing, the USS SereniTREE is getting refit for space travel by moi while Static and TWG are getting "clean" in the shower. Many others are out and about being trapped in weirdness, and Rat might be TRM's father.

*plugs up the fusion drive, power coming back online to the ship's nominal systems.*

No propulsion or weapons, but we've got all the living amenities, power, heat, air, plumbing, replicators, holodecks, computer consoles, the works.

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 5:42 PM

EBONEZER


And I've still got my pool table! Joy!

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 5:55 PM

THEGREYJEDI


True. Only it's the real deal. I fronted the money for the real deal, not that electronic holo-pool.

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 5:56 PM

STATIC


Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
And I've still got my pool table! Joy!

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So do you still have 'dibs' on de-virginizing the pool table? TWG and I are running out of hot water, until Grey can hook up the fusion drive to the water heaters!




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Thursday, February 24, 2005 5:58 PM

THEGREYJEDI


Old men need reading glasses.

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 6:00 PM

STATIC


Quote:

Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
Old men need reading glasses.

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I'm sorry. . .I couldn't read the screen through the STEAM of the SHOWER that I'm sharing with the incredibly hot THATWIERDGIRL!!!

Not so old that I can't turn the prettiest head here, you big non-flying GOOB.

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 6:01 PM

THEGREYJEDI


*geek-sense tingling!*

You got a smudge there. Knocked all those letters over.

At least until you edited it in the middle of my reply. Fie! Villain!

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 6:06 PM

RAT


Oops, I just posted this on the "old" thread!

Quote:

Originally posted by Rat:
The intent of my original "crazy" post was to imply that the treehouse was all in yalls heads, and that I was your orderly. But I think few got that! Oh well.

* Ratboy tosses ball back to TRM *

-Ratboy



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Thursday, February 24, 2005 6:18 PM

RAT


* Ratboy see's title at top of thread *

Can I be "Gopher"?


"He's in congress?" Or is it senate?

-Ratboy

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 6:19 PM

THEREALME


* Catches ball and keeps it. *

No, Rat, uh, I mean Dad. I actually DID clue in on your idea. I just didn't want to admit that we're THAT crazy, so I dodged it all by tossing in ManiacNumberOne's dream machine.

After all, it was a great idea Maniac had, but it was pretty much ignored after Static and TWG got going. So I pulled it back in.


Actually, there are several realities that may or may not be true:

The Dream Machine is disabled and we are free.

The Dream Machine still controls us and is only making us THINK that we are now free.

We are all crazy, in a mental ward, with Rat as our orderly.

None of this exists and we are just entering stuff on the internet.


However, I firmly believe that ThatWeirdGirl exists, and not as a computer program.

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 6:20 PM

EBONEZER


Quote:

Originally posted by Static:
Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
And I've still got my pool table! Joy!




So do you still have 'dibs' on de-virginizing the pool table? TWG and I are running out of hot water, until Grey can hook up the fusion drive to the water heaters!




YES! MINE! Stay away!!!! Keep your now-clean selves away from my table!


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Thursday, February 24, 2005 6:29 PM

STATIC


Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
Quote:

Originally posted by Static:
Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
And I've still got my pool table! Joy!




So do you still have 'dibs' on de-virginizing the pool table? TWG and I are running out of hot water, until Grey can hook up the fusion drive to the water heaters!




YES! MINE! Stay away!!!! Keep your now-clean selves away from my table!


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Hrmmm. . .well. . .you ARE of consensual age now. . .and I've gotten the impression that many of the FFF guys think you're very much on the hotter side of tasty!

Who says TWG and I are the only ones allowed to have fun?

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 6:30 PM

THEGREYJEDI


Yikes.

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 6:30 PM

MONTANAGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by Rat:
* Ratboy see's title at top of thread *

Can I be "Gopher"?


"He's in congress?" Or is it senate?

-Ratboy



Can I be Congressman Cooter? (I realize it's a different show, but it always cracked me up that the gopher from the "Love Boat" and the mechanic from the "Dukes of Hazzard" were both elected to congress. And seemed to be the most intelligent people there. )

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 6:33 PM

EBONEZER


*ponders*

What, er, who do you have in mind...

OOOOOO! We could play the dating game!!

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 6:33 PM

STATIC


Quote:

Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
Yikes.

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Oh gimme a break. You know I'm only joshin'

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 6:35 PM

STATIC


Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
*ponders*

What, er, who do you have in mind...

OOOOOO! We could play the dating game!!

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**shouting from the shower**

Ebo, hon. . .I'm willing to bet you'd have your pick of the FFF guys if you wanted it.

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 6:35 PM

THEGREYJEDI


You might be, but I don't think she will.

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 6:36 PM

STATIC


gorram double-post

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 6:40 PM

THEGREYJEDI


Nice double post.

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 6:41 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by montanagirl:
Can I be Congressman Cooter?



Darn! Now I want to be "Crazy Cooter"!!

-Ratboy

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 6:42 PM

EBONEZER


Quote:

Originally posted by Static:



**shouting from the shower**

Ebo, hon. . .I'm willing to bet you'd have your pick of the FFF guys if you wanted it.




*Ebo draw a line in front of the pool table.*

Alrighty, the line starts here.

*settles in for a long wait*

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 6:47 PM

THEGREYJEDI


*points to the line she drew.*

And we've officially crossed it.






The line. We've crossed the line.

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 6:51 PM

MONTANAGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by Rat:
Darn! Now I want to be "Crazy Cooter"!!

-Ratboy



Ooh, I can be Daisy! I've got the short cutoffs, and I could probably dig up a pair of heels in my closet.

Now we just need to get us a General Lee.

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 6:52 PM

EBONEZER


Grey, get outta the way. You're intimidating the potential line-makers.



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Thursday, February 24, 2005 6:53 PM

THEGREYJEDI


Which...was the point? No under 18 displays.

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 6:55 PM

THEGREYJEDI


My usename is Stick N. DeMudd.

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 6:56 PM

EBONEZER


No kidding. Sheesh.

Static!!! Help!!! He is YOUR friend after all.

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 6:59 PM

STATIC


Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
No kidding. Sheesh.

Static!!! Help!!! He is YOUR friend after all.

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I just smacked him on the head for ruining your fun.

He INSISTS on being the noble one. *grin* Oh well. He's just tryin' to make sure noone is uncool to you.

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 7:00 PM

THEGREYJEDI


*stands in Daffy Duck defiance, mouth hanging open, finger in the air indignantly*

I...haaaate yooouuuu.

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 7:03 PM

STATIC


Quote:

Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
*stands in Daffy Duck defiance, mouth hanging open, finger in the air indignantly*

I...haaaate yooouuuu.

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Eyes his nails in a Bugs Bunny-esque manner and shrugs, before wiggling his eyebrows at everyone reading this thread.

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 7:04 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:

However, I firmly believe that ThatWeirdGirl exists, and not as a computer program.



I do indeed exist. Happily so. I posted a big thank you back in the last thread, but thank you so much for your kind words.

I am the happiest weird geeky scifi girl in the world.


*twg grabs the towel and begins a very thourough rub down of her very tasty Static.

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 7:04 PM

THEGREYJEDI


Wabbit Season!

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 7:05 PM

EBONEZER


*Ebo draws a new line*

Alrighty, the line starts here. Static will protect you. Maybe...

(and much love to Grey for being noble)

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 7:06 PM

STATIC


DUCK SEASON!

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 7:08 PM

THEGREYJEDI


Wabbit season!

And it's what I am, Ebo. Sometimes much to the annoyance of others. Being noble doesn't always "mesh" well in the real world.

Duck season! Fire!

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 7:09 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by montanagirl:
Now we just need to get us a General Lee.



Maybe we can get Grey to build us a shuttle out of a 69 Dodge Charger!

-Ratboy

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 7:11 PM

THEGREYJEDI


Sure, I'll get right on that. One UT orange runabout with a Confederate Battle Flag painted on the top with General Lee and "01" painted in immaculate detail on the side of the hull.

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 7:12 PM

STATIC


Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:


I am the happiest weird geeky scifi girl in the world.



And the most beautiful.


Quote:

*twg grabs the towel and begins a very thourough rub down of her very tasty Static.

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*smiles as he is thoroughly dried and takes a clean towel and begins returning the favor, remembering to get her hair as well. Once they've dried, he slides into his flight-suit and helps TWG slither into a matching flightsuit before leading her to the cockpit.*

Okay. . .let someone fly this damn thing who won't crash it out of boredom!

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 7:13 PM

THEGREYJEDI


1) Can't fly just now. No engines, no propulsion, no navigation.

2) I thought I was the towel boy, you cad!

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 7:18 PM

STATIC


Quote:

Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
1) Can't fly just now. No engines, no propulsion, no navigation.

2) I thought I was the towel boy, you cad!

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Hey. . .ladies choice, dude. YOu were too busy being noble

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 7:19 PM

MONTANAGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
Sure, I'll get right on that. One UT orange runabout with a Confederate Battle Flag painted on the top with General Lee and "01" painted in immaculate detail on the side of the hull.



Excellent! Just make sure it's got a horn that plays "Dixie."

Hmm, if it's a shuttle, sliding across the hood may prove problematic.

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 7:22 PM

THEGREYJEDI


Fie, villain!

Or. Y'know. Not.

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 7:22 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


ooh my own flightsuit! *kiss on the cheek* you are so sweet.

Sorry grey, about the toweling thing..maybe next time


*twg plops down on Static's lap and reaches for the control stick thingy*

...oh wait we can't fly, whatever will we do?

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 7:28 PM

STATIC


Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:


*twg plops down on Static's lap and reaches for the control stick thingy*



**bites lip**

Quote:



...oh wait we can't fly, whatever will we do?






You know. . .I just never get tired of finding other distractions with you, love!

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 7:37 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by montanagirl:
Hmm, if it's a shuttle, sliding across the hood may prove problematic.



If it's a space ship going though the windows may also prove problematic.

-Ratboy

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 8:10 PM

MAI


Just call me throughly confused. Ok, so are we in a ship or on a boat? Or are we back to the floating tree thing? yea. ok. very,very confused. I can barely keep up with you guys jumping from thread to thread. It looks like I have a lot of catching up to do.

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 11:23 PM

SIMONWHO


I think it's a boat of some sort but it hasn't really been explained if we're in the water yet or not (presumably we crashed on dry land). Actually why do they always say that, isn't the fact that it's "land" enough? If it had been raining, would they say "crashed on damp land"?

Anyway...

*jumps to front of ebo line*

Okay ebo, see that couple over there in the cockpit, with all the smooching, romantic fawning and general sweetness to each other? They're like Paul and Linda McCartney. We could be the new Sid and Nancy, what do you say?

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Friday, February 25, 2005 5:56 AM

THEREALME


Quote:

Originally posted by Static:
Ebo, hon. . .I'm willing to bet you'd have your pick of the FFF guys if you wanted it.



Quote:

Ebonezer wrote:
*Ebo draw a line in front of the pool table.*

Alrighty, the line starts here.

*settles in for a long wait*



* The Real Me approaches the line that Ebonezer drew, but does not cross the line. *

Well, Ebo, were I somewhat younger, say by about 28 years or so, I might well be buying you ice cream regularly. However, since I am easily old enough to be your father, I must decline.

* The Real Me eyes Ebo's first "suitor". *

As most of us should.

Quote:

Static wrote:
Hrmmm. . .well. . .you ARE of consensual age now. . .and I've gotten the impression that many of the FFF guys think you're very much on the hotter side of tasty!



Static, I don’t think that 16 quite makes it.

But I will say that I have seen a picture of Ebo, and I can assure you that she is quite…

* The Real Me pauses to think. *

Uh, “cute” would probably be a legally safe word for me to use.


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Friday, February 25, 2005 8:48 AM

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Quote:

Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
True. Only it's the real deal. I fronted the money for the real deal, not that electronic holo-pool.



Oh SURE! Just forget I fixed the first one! *shakes her head in dismay*

*hands on hips, tapping her foot, looking pointedly at TheGreyJedi* I supposed it was destroyed when you crashed due to boredom?

And, since everyone keeps ignoring my requests to play pool, I'm taking the cue ball!!
*jake7 steps over Ebonezer's line, swipes the ball and flounces away with it, pouting like a teenager. She huffs over her shoulder*
Let's see you play pool, now!

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