Rift in space-time continuum reveals Fox's fall 2010 line-up... by Haplo721

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Rift in space-time continuum reveals Fox's fall 2010 line-up...

POSTED BY: HAPLO721
UPDATED: Thursday, January 30, 2003 08:48
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Wednesday, January 29, 2003 10:45 AM

Please note that much of the (fake) synopses for the (fake) shows are offensive. Nevertheless, it's probably an accurate portrayal of what will be on TV in 7 years' time...
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Monday:
8 PM- Celebrity Execution- Michael J. Fox gets the chair.

9 PM- World's Brutalest Gang Rapes- 12-year old Vietnamese girl, elderly black woman, infant boy.

10 PM- Law & Order: Minority Brutality Unit- Detectives Cooke and Swanson beat a Jew with sledgehammers.

Tuesday:
8 PM- Hey, Hitler!- Der Fuhrer is caught in bed with a 14-year-old Gypsy, hijinks ensue as he tries to explain it to Eva.

9 PM- Satan vs God- Our intrepid band of devil-worshippers targets a Baptist church, burning it to the ground with 50 people inside.

10 PM- World's Bloodiest Maulings- Wild boar gores man to death, Mafia gives stoolie an Italian Necktie, and a Fox cameraman is trampled by bulls.

Wednesday:
8 PM- Will They Eat It?- The contestants must consume human livers.

9 PM- Gonorrhea Island- The race to concieve a baby before everyone catches the clap continues.

10 PM- Sell Your Mama- The offer for tonight's contestant crosses the $400,000 mark.

Thursday:
8 PM- When Snakes Are Thrown At People- Tonight- King Cobras vs. people in wheelchairs.

9 PM- 30 Seconds To Orgasm- Tonight's featured act- George H. climaxes in 10 seconds without any porn.

10 PM- Ow, That Hurts- Contestants have their fingers and toes sliced off one by one. Last one to scream gets $1,000 plus medical expenses, losers have salt poured on wounds.

Friday:
8 PM- A Tribute to Tentacle Porn- Fox salutes this, the highest of all art forms, and takes a look at its illustrious history, from animated fantasy to actual demons summoned from Hell to rape criminals to death for your amusement.

9 PM- State of the Planet Address- Our illustrious world leader, and head of Fox programming since 2001, Lucifer, brings us up-to-date in the War on Righteousness.

10 PM- Lobotomy Live- In the series finale, the last remaining humans with an IQ over 75- Firefly fans- are turned into mindless automatons by having their brain sliced in half.

Here lies my darling wife Zoe, my autumn flower.
Not quite so attractive now she's all corpsified and gross.

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Wednesday, January 29, 2003 10:54 AM

BROWNCOAT1

May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.

The scary thing is that you are probably not too far off the mark.

Good for a laugh though.

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

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Wednesday, January 29, 2003 11:10 AM

LOSTANGEL

You forgot the Jerry Springer show.

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Lost Angel

WASH: Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction.
ZOE: We live in a space ship, dear.
WASH: So?

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Wednesday, January 29, 2003 11:13 AM

HAPLO721

Actually, Ow, That Hurts IS the Jerry Springer Show, they just reworked it when they realized that the violence was the main draw anyway.

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Wednesday, January 29, 2003 11:31 AM

LOSTANGEL

Really? How are we going to find out about "my woman is a drug-addicted, transvestite prostitute that's cheating on me with my dog"?

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Lost Angel

WASH: Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction.
ZOE: We live in a space ship, dear.
WASH: So?

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Wednesday, January 29, 2003 11:52 AM

HAPLO721

That's covered by the spin-off, Gonorrhea Island.

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Wednesday, January 29, 2003 12:05 PM

LOSTANGEL

You forgot the worst, most heinous program...

Barney the Dinosaur!

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Lost Angel

WASH: Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction.
ZOE: We live in a space ship, dear.
WASH: So?

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Wednesday, January 29, 2003 12:46 PM

FURYFIRE

Law & Order: MBU is classic, hold on to that one.

If you know anyone that can help my screenwriting career, please help! And yes, I am self-advertising here. Hehehe, me such a little devil.

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Wednesday, January 29, 2003 1:04 PM

HAPLO721

Joss could pitch one or two of these shows to Fox, then use the profits to privately bankroll all his shows for the rest of his career.

Only he won't, because he has integrity.

Here lies my darling wife Zoe, my autumn flower.
Not quite so attractive now she's all corpsified and gross.

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Wednesday, January 29, 2003 1:05 PM

HAPLO721

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Wednesday, January 29, 2003 1:06 PM

HAPLO721

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Wednesday, January 29, 2003 4:55 PM

DUNDEE

i have not laughed that hard since i watched OUR MRS. REYNOLDS for the first time, and you know why its funny? cause its true

gorram fox

Dear diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy,
Today we where kidnapped my hill folk never to be seen again, it was the best day ever.

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Thursday, January 30, 2003 8:48 AM

LAGIMAS

The thing that I think is so sad is that half of the interesting ones would be canceled by 2011.

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