USS SereniTREE, aka the "Love Boat." by TheGreyJedi

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:

But I will say that I have seen a picture of Ebo, and I can assure you that she is quite…

* The Real Me pauses to think. *

Uh, “cute” would probably be a legally safe word for me to use.

Hey! You wanna see a new picture of me? I just dyed my hair, its SO ROCKEN! I wonder where the camera is...

Found it!

*wonders how to get the picture from the camera to the computer.*

Hrm, this could take a while...

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Friday, February 25, 2005 1:40 PM

Alrighty, lets see if this works...

*crosses fingers*

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I took my own picture in the bathroom mirror

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Friday, February 25, 2005 1:48 PM

damn it!

Trying again...

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Friday, February 25, 2005 1:50 PM

oh god thats big. Sorry! But doesn't my hair rock?

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Friday, February 25, 2005 1:53 PM

Very much. You're definitely on the hotter side of tasty.

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Friday, February 25, 2005 2:01 PM

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Originally posted by ebonezer:
oh god thats big. Sorry! But doesn't my hair rock?

It totally rocks!!!!!

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Friday, February 25, 2005 2:35 PM

Hmmm.

Hmmmm. Hmmmm.

I spy gentses cueing in line, while Cap'n Ebo dares them to claim her atop the pool table.

Shyness? Manners?! Yawn!

*cozen leaps atop pool table. Gently, gently, gently grabbing newly faux-rouge-coiffed Ebo by newly faux-rouged coif, sets to spinning her at alarmingly ever-increasing rpms.... And in dastardly fashion sends her plummeting to the comfy torture-pleasure chair 'neath the pool table!*

Relax, kiddo. I might not do many things well, but pool tables and kidnappings are a couple of 'em. Having learned from the most excellent and wise Montanagirl, I shall now endeavour to, um, gain your consent in record time! Shall we begin, say, with a round-robin of body smoochies? Yeah, I know, more in the spirit of the previous thread, but I'm all for makin' up for lost time here.

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To hell with shy.

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Friday, February 25, 2005 3:10 PM

Cozen, you are my hero...

But you know your gonna hafta work really hard to make up for lost time.

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Friday, February 25, 2005 3:38 PM

INDIGO

Ebonezer,
Your hair *rocks*! Serious.
Did you use Manic Panic or...?
I'm growing out my fire red to be this sexy grey, but I remember the days when indigo-black was *it*. Feeling jealous... you look good.

I used to be confused, now I'm just not sure.

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Friday, February 25, 2005 3:40 PM

*Grunt*

*Heave!*

Ugh!*

Phew!

*Saute*

*Stir*

*Simmer*

*Pour*

*Decant*

*wipe perspiration from brow*

Viola! One Fondue de Fromage, with gallon of fine claret and tub of M&Ms. Best partaken of in the nude, in the shadow of a nice Sereni-Tree.

*removes superfluous clothing.*

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4 oughta 5 gynaecologists and cozen KNOW Ebo's a girl.

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Friday, February 25, 2005 3:47 PM

alright! Food and nudity! My two favorite things combined into one whirl-wind adventure.

You sure do know the way to a girls heart, cozen.

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Friday, February 25, 2005 4:20 PM

*draws handy silk curtains*

(TRM: I would consider it a kindness if, just this ONE time, y'know... um..., well, if ya could plan on another front, if ya get's my drift. Thanx, bud! I'm indebted to ya!)

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Official "no camera, no SPAM zone".

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Friday, February 25, 2005 5:02 PM

*lands in the Shuttlecraft R. E. Lee.*

Uh...your runabout is ready, Rat.

*hops in his own personal Alliance Model X-14D, Skywarp, and finds cooler climes.*

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Friday, February 25, 2005 5:54 PM

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Originally posted by cozen:
*removes superfluous clothing.*

ACK!!!

Can I draw a line? Please, the line Grey wanted to draw? I'll cool down a bit with my passion for Static if this just goes back to a Cozen kidnapping with massages and pampering. She's...aw shucks, will I always think of you as little Ebo, I'm sorry Ebo. I am.

See, I don't have a sister and I kinda thought of you as a sister type. Big sisters don't want to think of little sister types on or under pool tables. I've been a horrible example.

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Friday, February 25, 2005 7:18 PM

* The Real Me tears off the curtain. *

Dammit, Cozen, what the hell is going on with all this kidnapping? Sheesh! Did you ever think of just ASKING A GIRL OUT? Or did you come from some primitive culture where you had to abduct your mate from the next tribe over the ridge?

Moreover, can’t you learn any stealth? Subtley? Something? You do this right in front of my eyes and you can’t guess what’s going to happen next? What, have you not been paying attention? You should have trapped or disabled me, first! I’ll expect better, next time!

* The Real Me jabs the muzzle of his Spam-slinger into Cozen’s side. *

I hardly ever miss at this range. Now Ebo…

* The Real Me averts his eyes. *

Uh, if it pleases the Captain, could she PLEASE put some clothes on?

* The Real Me sighs, and continues to look away from Ebo. *

Uh… Look, Ebo, in two years, you can swing from the chandelier naked, if you like. But for now, let’s not do anything to get Haken shut down!

Hey! Elwoodmom! She'd know what to do. Mom! Are you out there? Can you offer us some advice?

Oh, Ebo, great picture, thanks. That’s some hair color. That’s almost Jean-Grey-Red!

And yes, Jake7, I’d love to have a game with you, once the pool table is free.

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Friday, February 25, 2005 8:29 PM

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
That’s almost Jean-Grey-Red!

Jean Grey....

Yum.

Sorry, I identify with Cyclops in a lot of things. And there's just something about red-heads. Which is an ironical thing to say, given Ebo's hair color. Yeah. Stuff. Wasn't I leaving?

Is it hot in here? I need airflow.

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Friday, February 25, 2005 9:59 PM

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Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
*lands in the Shuttlecraft R. E. Lee.*

Uh...your runabout is ready, Rat.

Say, Grey, could you come up with the General Grant for the Yankee types among us? And maybe an Admiral Nelson for the Brits? After all, Deep Space 9 had three...

And by the way, was Jean Grey a relative of yours?

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Saturday, February 26, 2005 3:13 AM

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
I’ll expect better, next time!

* The Real Me jabs the muzzle of his Spam-slinger into Cozen’s side. *

I hardly ever miss at this range.

*cozen places philodendron in muzzle of Spam-slinger*

Relax. Ebo accidentally mentioned Green Day, which automatically put me into a deep, dreamsless sleep. Works every time.

Pancakes for breakfast!

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Saturday, February 26, 2005 6:09 AM

* The Real Me looks at Cozen (carefully in the eyes) and sighs. He lets the muzzle of the Spam-slinger drop. *

Aw, it's not loaded anyway. I didn't want ThatWeirdGirl to freak out again.

Pancakes would be great. Thanks, Cozen.

Look it's really simple:

1) Find a lady of an appropriate age.

2) ASK her to go with you.

3) And if she goes willingly, don't use the pool table.

That's really all that you need to do to keep me off your back.

* The Real Me moves over to the pool table and racks up the balls. *

Jake7! Want a game?

Huh?

Dammit, the cue ball seems to be missing!

* The Real Me wanders off in search of a cue ball. *

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Saturday, February 26, 2005 7:35 AM

**Climbs down out of the cockpit and looks at all of the passion-inspired chaos and hangs his head. He walks around the room, and as he passes his beloved TWG he tugs the zipper of her tight-fitting flight suit up to her neck**

Guys. . .guys guys guys. . .This is mostly my fault. I have to agree with my sweetie on this one. Can we get back to at least a PG-13 on this one? I'm sorry for letting it get out of hand.

**climbs up the ladder, dragging TWG behnd him and settles into the cockpit flipping switches and shouting down**

NOW THEN! We gots us a flyin', space-worthy treehouse. ..where should we go? There ain't nowhere I can't fly!

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Saturday, February 26, 2005 8:04 AM

Okay, now I have a little task to attend to, seeing as we have so many new folks.

* The Real Me stands in the center of the common room (next to the pool table) and concentrates. *

There! I have folded space within the Sereni-Tree twice. Now we have a lot more room. Instead of just the West Wing, we have the North, South, and East Wings back.

Also, on the third floor of the East Wing is a recording studio, stage, and dance floor (complete with rotating disco ball!) for "the fireflies".

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Saturday, February 26, 2005 8:22 AM

RAT

There's a dock for the R.E.Lee, on the South wing!

By the way, can you make a RIGHT wing for me?

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ps- new thread(hint hint)

-Ratboy

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Saturday, February 26, 2005 8:58 AM

*Ebo wraps the fallen silk curtan around herself*

Fine, fine. I'll go find some clothes. Sheesh, you people think i'm so innocent. But I'm a thespian. Anyone who know anything about theater kids doesn't want to know what they do in the dark.

*ponders how wise it is to admit to that.*

Did i hear someone say "breakfast?"

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Saturday, February 26, 2005 9:39 AM

JAKE7

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* The Real Me moves over to the pool table and racks up the balls. *

Jake7! Want a game?

Huh?

Dammit, the cue ball seems to be missing!

* The Real Me wanders off in search of a cue ball. *

*jake7, hearing her name called, comes back in with the cue ball.*

Why, yes, TRM, I'd LOVE to play a game of pool! I'm really bad and only know 8-ball, but I'm always up for a game of pool!

Rack 'em up! You wanna break, or do you want me to?

*jake7 gleefully selects a stick, and chalks it up*

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Saturday, February 26, 2005 10:19 AM

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:

Look it's really simple:

1) Find a lady of an appropriate age.

Grumble, grumble. Point taken. 'Tween you 'n twg, I

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2) ASK her to go with you.

Hmmm. Data: 2 kidnappings. 2 very happy kidnapees. At least 2 requests for similar kidnapping (Mai, Mal-l). Conclusion: Nope.

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3) And if she goes willingly, don't use the pool table.

1) Didn't. Used chair beneath pool table. 2) I built the pool table. Okay, so I wrecked the first one. But this one's better!

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That's really all that you need to do to keep me off your back.

But ours is a symbiotic relationship! You = good, me = not so much good

.

*Leaves behind ballerina outfit that just happens to custom fit Ebo. Ambles off to find suitable dorm in new East wing.*

Should we all be strappin' into something in preparation for takeoff?

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Ask. Ask? What a concept!

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Saturday, February 26, 2005 11:49 AM

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Originally posted by cozen:

*Leaves behind ballerina outfit that just happens to custom fit Ebo.*

*Ebo holds up the outfit and wrinkles her nose with some distaste.*

Obviously you've never seen me dance. Oh well, might be fun to put on.

*Ebo crawls under the pool table to change and emerges a few moments later clad in all her poufy skirt and tight, clingy spandex-y glory.*

You know, I read about some ballet director dude who had all of his performers do ballet in the nude. I think because he called these outfits 'fetishy.' What do you all think?'

*twirls*

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Saturday, February 26, 2005 12:07 PM

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Originally posted by ebonezer:
*twirls*

*twg, sitting next to her beloved Static, hears the faint rustle of tulle*

Ya know, I do love my flightsuit---even all zipped up as it is---but Ebo's got a tutu. Can I have a tutu? My ballet slippers are in the east wing...ooh, no, I got a better idea. Ebo can be the ballerina and I'll dig out my jazz shoes and Sally Bowles outfit for some Fosse-esque dancing. I'll entertain you on the long journey to...um...where are we going?

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Saturday, February 26, 2005 12:17 PM

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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
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Originally posted by ebonezer:
*twirls*

*twg, sitting next to her beloved Static, hears the faint rustle of tulle*

...ooh, no, I got a better idea. Ebo can be the ballerina and I'll dig out my jazz shoes and Sally Bowles outfit for some Fosse-esque dancing. I'll entertain you on the long journey to...um...where are we going?

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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--Samuel Johnson

You know. . .I think you look dead sexy as Sally Bowles, and I'm sure everyone will agree. What do you folk think?

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Isn't my sweetie a looker?

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Saturday, February 26, 2005 12:36 PM

*taps Static on the shoulder*

Umm...the engines...they aren't installed yet. I just got back from coler climes. Needed some things found in cold places. Gimme a coupla hours.

*begins installation of inboard and external engines, thrusters, etc. Several hours later...*

Right. So for intrastellar we have engines that'll do 1 and 3/4 Impulse at flank speed. She'll hit roughly MACH 7 in atmo, given the right conditions. She's got hull plating and armor to allow deep atmo gravity slingshoting if needed. FTL Drive...well, we got two. The first allows for supspace travel at roughly 20 times the speed of light, in subspace mind you. I've installed a Gravity Drive, but it still needs testing. Singularity manipulation is dangerous, but if I can get it working properly travel time between stars will be near zero, regardless of distances.

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Saturday, February 26, 2005 12:38 PM

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Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
*taps Static on the shoulder*

Umm...the engines...they aren't installed yet. I just got back from coler climes. Needed some things found in cold places. Gimme a coupla hours.

*begins installation of inboard and external engines, thrusters, etc. Several hours later...*

Right. So for intrastellar we have engines that'll do 1 and 3/4 Impulse at flank speed. She'll hit roughly MACH 7 in atmo, given the right conditions. She's got hull plating and armor to allow deep atmo gravity slingshoting if needed. FTL Drive...well, we got two. The first allows for supspace travel at roughly 20 times the speed of light, in subspace mind you. I've installed a Gravity Drive, but it still needs testing. Singularity manipulation is dangerous, but if I can get it working properly travel time between stars will be near zero, regardless of distances.

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Okay. . .what about manuvering thrusters and defenses? Might need weapons, bro.

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Saturday, February 26, 2005 12:52 PM

1) Weapons are of offensive capabilities, and are thus not defenses.

2) We're fast enough to out run anything.

3) What are manuvering thrusters?

Working on the weapons. I figured just being able to fly was the important part. First you make her spaceworthy, then you make her fast, then you make her dangerous.

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Saturday, February 26, 2005 12:56 PM

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Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:

3) What are manuvering thrusters?

Eh. . .no biggie. I fly helicopters for a living. The ol' opposing forces technique has worked just fine for me for years.

But c'mon. . .we GOTTA have weapons. . .dem reavers can be on the quick side.

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Saturday, February 26, 2005 1:09 PM

*emerges from East wing dressed in gleaming black tux -- with tails. Top hat, white gloves, ascot tie.*

Static, sir! I've heard good word in regards to your generosity. Given that, you won't mind if I ask the Lady TWG the favor of this dance?

This day keeps getting better and better.

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Saturday, February 26, 2005 1:21 PM

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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:

Ya know, I do love my flightsuit---even all zipped up as it is---but Ebo's got a tutu. Can I have a tutu? My ballet slippers are in the east wing...ooh, no, I got a better idea. Ebo can be the ballerina and I'll dig out my jazz shoes and Sally Bowles outfit for some Fosse-esque dancing. I'll entertain you on the long journey to...um...where are we going?

Woah! Hey now! Who said anything about my dancing abilities! I have none to speak of! Thus, there will be no dancing-type entertainment to speak of comming from my direction.

I can play the guitar though. Anybody seen my guitar lately? Did it make the leap from the old clubhouse? Hrmmm....

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Saturday, February 26, 2005 1:22 PM

Ooohhh! Gray! Do you think you can hook us up with an Improbability Drive too?

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Saturday, February 26, 2005 1:24 PM

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Originally posted by cozen:
*emerges from East wing dressed in gleaming black tux -- with tails. Top hat, white gloves, ascot tie.*

Static, sir! I've heard good word in regards to your generosity. Given that, you won't mind if I ask the Lady TWG the favor of this dance?

This day keeps getting better and better.

**smile**
The lady dances with whom she choses to dance and she loves whom she choses to love. So feel free to ask the lady.

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Saturday, February 26, 2005 1:33 PM

But of course!

Trippy, (odd name for an elegant danseuse) may I ask you the favor of this dance?

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Dancin' to the tunes in his head.

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Saturday, February 26, 2005 1:35 PM

Grey. And what?

Anyway, Static I've got two forward facing plasma cannons, locked, with twin sets of 360 degree laser cannons, all pilot controlled. Also twin quad plasma cannon turrets on top and bottom amidship, and a gunner bubble with a quad plasma cannon in aft. I've installed ablative plating already with refractive shielding in two layers as well as dampening fields on the hull level.

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Saturday, February 26, 2005 1:39 PM

oops. sorry Grey. We need an Improbablity Drive. Although if you've never read Hitchhickers Guide To The Galaxy thats not gonna make a lot of sense.

Ohh! Can i be in charge of shooting things?

Please? PLEEEAAAASSSSSEEEEE?! pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease?

I could shoot things down using the power of ROCK AND ROLL! Has anyone seen my guitar?
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Saturday, February 26, 2005 2:03 PM

Well, there's two midship quad plasma cannon turrets and one in the back. Just pick one.

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Saturday, February 26, 2005 2:05 PM

Yay!

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Saturday, February 26, 2005 5:17 PM

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Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
Grey. And what?

Anyway, Static I've got two forward facing plasma cannons, locked, with twin sets of 360 degree laser cannons, all pilot controlled. Also twin quad plasma cannon turrets on top and bottom amidship, and a gunner bubble with a quad plasma cannon in aft. I've installed ablative plating already with refractive shielding in two layers as well as dampening fields on the hull level.

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Okay, that should do in case we run into any Reavers. . .or a gorram Alliance Dreadnought for that matter. *grin* I think we'll need to modify the cockpit so that there's a CPG station (Co-Pilot/Gunner) sitting tandem to me, up in front. He can handle the forward guns and the 360 lasers. We'll assign crewmembers to operate the quads.

I'm not lookin' for a fight. . .just want to be able to deal with one should one be found.

*smiles at Tippy*

Now love. . .a gent's waiting for a dance from you when you return from work. I'll simply leave you with this thought. . .

You can dance
Every dance with the guy who gives you the eye
Let him hold you tight
You can smile
Every smile for the guy who'd like to treat you right
'Neath the pale moonlight
But don't forget who's takin you home
And in who's arms you're gonna be
Oh, darlin' save the last dance for me

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Saturday, February 26, 2005 7:42 PM

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Originally posted by cozen:
Trippy, (odd name for an elegant danseuse) may I ask you the favor of this dance?

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Dancin' to the tunes in his head.

Cozen, I would love to dance. Thank you. And I always dance to the tunes in my head.

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Originally posted by Static:
Oh, darlin' save the last dance for me

You, dear sir, can have any dance you want.

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Saturday, February 26, 2005 7:46 PM

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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:

You, dear sir, can have any dance you want.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

*smiles at his beloved and waits patiently for her dance with Cozen to end.*

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Saturday, February 26, 2005 8:52 PM

RAT

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Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
Right. So for intrastellar we have engines that'll do 1 and 3/4 Impulse at flank speed. She'll hit roughly MACH 7 in atmo, given the right conditions. She's got hull plating and armor to allow deep atmo gravity slingshoting if needed. FTL Drive...well, we got two. The first allows for supspace travel at roughly 20 times the speed of light, in subspace mind you. I've installed a Gravity Drive, but it still needs testing. Singularity manipulation is dangerous, but if I can get it working properly travel time between stars will be near zero, regardless of distances.

What about an interversal drive, for going between verses(ie- firefly, star trek, star wars, B5) as well as engines that will work in each verse(ie- standard radion accelerator core, warp drive, hyperdrive, jump point initiator)????

-Ratboy

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Saturday, February 26, 2005 9:05 PM

That's the initial FTL(faster than light) drive, at least as far as operating in a particular 'verse. The Gravity Drive will be able to puncture space to allow interversal travel. But it's not fully tested. And I'd like to avoid an Event Horizon.

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Sunday, February 27, 2005 8:19 AM

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The nice thing about an infinite improbability drive is that it totally negates the need for us to have any weapons. Any hostile forces that approach us can turn into completely random objects (although chances are a few of our possessions will also go weird too (or weirder in some cases (all right, one particular case))).

Right, as we've got some extra space now, thanks to TRM's cavalier disregard for all laws of space/time (thanks!) I'm going install a swimming cube next to my quarters. A swimming cube is much like a swimming pool but there's no top or bottom or indeed any gravity at all. The liquid isn't water but a super oxygenated mix that fills your lungs and means you don't have to surface until you're ready to leave. Yeah, like that stuff from The Abyss.

Perfect for re-enacting Esther Williams musical numbers.

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Sunday, February 27, 2005 9:37 AM