The Voyages Of The Star Ship "SereniTREE" by Rat

Baldly? Are you sure about that one? I rather like my hair.

Anyhoo...

I believe Ebo was writing a song, MG was catching up with the thread and now we moved again, Cozen was getting astral, PR is still MIA, Grey was finishing up the engines, well, I can't remember what everyone was doing....

I know I was in the arms of Static, dancing the night away.

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Monday, February 28, 2005 5:59 PM

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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Baldly? Are you sure about that one? I rather like my hair.

Homage to Picard!

So what did you think of my idea of a band called "Two Heels And An English Muffin"?

-Ratboy

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Monday, February 28, 2005 6:06 PM

Oh yeah, cozen's a constellation now.

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*cozen is enveloped by an ethereal wave. He is transformed into a group of blinding stars, which twirl at maddening velocities, then speed off beyond Grey's trebuchet out into space. Within moments, cozen becomes a new constellation, invisible to the naked human eye, having alighted at his new home on the Perseus Arm*

Hey coz, as long as you're up there, could you say hi to my cows for me? They're in Orion's Belt. Star is in the middle, Starlight is on the right, and Grasshopper and Beauty are sharing the one on the left. I'd like them to know that I'm still thinking of them. (It's a long story as to why I have cows assigned to constellations.)

Or maybe since we have this shiny starship we could just swing by?

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Monday, February 28, 2005 6:11 PM

The engines were done some time ago. Last thing I finished was the shields and weapons. I'm chillin' in my gunnery chair on the bridge right now.

Here's an odd question. Who's the captain of this beast?

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Monday, February 28, 2005 6:33 PM

Ebo's been captain for ages. She's our leader...huh, how did...when we attacked...three switches...yes, Ebo is our captain.
edited for posterity: She did start the original thread.

TRM is first officer, Grey (that'd be you) is the chief engineer, looks like Static (that'd be the sexy guy in the flightsuit) is the pilot, twg (that'd be me) is the Jack O'Staves (first lieutenant) and official confuser, PR (currently MIA) was our telepath, Zoid is the bartender, SW is our strategist, Rat is TRM's father, I'm not sure what Mai's official duties are, or MG, Maniac is kinda like Q, the inventor not the being. SHW teaches dance and writes songs. Um...I can't remember, where did I put the crew manifest...I know Mantichorus is my long lost brother.

Mal is our Mistress Most High, hail Mal!

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Monday, February 28, 2005 6:40 PM

EBONEZER

Yep, I'm the captain of this fine ship ("oh captain my captain").

*sings*

Star-trekken across the universe
On the star ship SereniTree
under captain Me!

Star-trekken across the universe
baldly going far away because we can't find reverse!

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Monday, February 28, 2005 6:41 PM

* A spot of light appears in mid-air over the couch in the common room. It expands to form a ring of fire surrounding a dark void. From this hole in reality lunge a multitude of slimy purple tentacles which wave and whip around. Wrapped securely in some of these tentacles is The Real Me. *

Thanks, Teggy. Here will be fine.

* The tentacles unwrap from around The Real Me and he drops a few feet to land on the couch. *

Oooof!

* Above the couch, a strange gurgling sound comes from the hole in reality. Then the tentacles retract into the hole, and it shrinks back down to a point of light, which disappears. *

* The Real Me rights himself on the couch. He is covered by purple slime. In each hand, he grips a large container by its handle. He stands and sets the containers down beside him. The Real Me then takes off his glasses and tries to clean them, a task made difficult by having no scrap of cloth unsoaked by purple goo. With a sigh, he replaces the smudged glasses on his face and adjusts them. Then he frowns, takes them off entirely, and sticks them in his shirt pocket. With the other hand, he slicks back his hair to keep it out of his eyes. *

Ebo Golem! Come here and clean this up, please. Bring a mop, and lots of paper towels.

* The Real Me turns to address the crowd. *

Hello everyone! I have returned from another trek across the multiple realities, where I have obtained some more 7-packs of bottled pepsimilk and several tubs of ice cream from the purple dimension!

ThatWeirdGirl! Uh…

* Without his glasses, The Real Me is forced to squint. *

Wow! That’s some red dress!

Anyway, Inola Teg says hello to you. Uh, at least, I THINK so.

See, I’m not entirely sure. It was difficult for me to understand the thoughts she impressed upon my mind without Ebonezer to act as interpreter. In any case, she was thinking fondly of you, and not, I believe, in the form of a tasty snack.

Oh, and M&Ms are a big hit in the purple dimension, except, of course, that they would like to see some purple ones.

Now, if you will all excuse me, I am in desperate need of a shower and a change of clothes.

* But The Real Me pauses long enough to read the last several posts, from this and the previous thread. *

Ah, Ebonezer in clothes. Or at least in drapery. Or at least… a tutu??? Good! Yes, Ebo, I am familiar with “drama class” and I know what can go on. However, please kindly allow ThatWeirdGirl and myself to pretend otherwise.

Say, ThatWeridGirl, I suspect that the most appropriate tune to use for the Sereni-TREE theme song is the one from Gilligan’s Island. You seem to be an expert on old theme songs. Can you work us into that one? “A three hour tour… A three hour tour…”

MontanaGirl, when our improbable fantasy science fell apart due to too much real physics invading the thread, the dimensional folding that I set up collapsed. That stuck all of your stuff into the corresponding room in the West Wing, the only remaining one. Your stuff is still there, I think, but you can easily move it to the South Wing if you like. Ask the Ebo Golem for help.

Oh, hi Rat! Uh, I mean, “Dad”. Don’t worry, I’m back. Sheesh! You are SO over-protective! I was just off with some friends, hopping across a few dimensions.

Hmmmm…. Say, Rat, sometime you will have to explain to me how you can be my father when I am two cycles of the Rat older than you.

Wow! Cozen performed a gentlemanly act, and the Universe responded by disintegrating him! I suppose that it WAS a rather big strain for it to accommodate. Who would have guessed? Hmmm… Since I’m still here, I suppose that we weren’t a pair of opposite anti-matter twins after all.

Uh, Jake7?

* The Real Me fumbles in the pocket of his jacket, to retrieve a small spherical object, which he displays. *

Jake7, look! I found a spare cue ball. We can finally get on with our game.

* Puzzled, The Real Me stares at the cue ball, which is of a distinctly purple tinge. *

Huh. I guess all this purple slime stained it.

* Stares at own purple hands. Finds mirror and stares at purple face. Runs fingers through purple hair. Gulps. *

I’ll be getting that shower, now!

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Monday, February 28, 2005 7:05 PM

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Originally posted by Rat:
... to baldly go where no thread has gone before!!!!

Huh! I shall be keeping my hair with me until I die, in a sack beside me, if necessary!

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Monday, February 28, 2005 8:03 PM

Hmm. Interesting.

*sips on Cheerwine in his Admiral Ackbar Command-Chair-Turned-Recliner-Thing.*

I need to get to work on that mecha.

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Monday, February 28, 2005 8:28 PM

MAI

"I'm not sure what Mai's official duties are, or MG, Maniac is kinda like Q, the inventor not the being."

Geez people another new thread! Are you trying to lose me? I feel lostness coming on. Offical duties,huh? Well, to be honest I don't think I ever really had any, but I will be glad to take on whatever is needed and or useful to the crew. Just let me know.

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Monday, February 28, 2005 9:09 PM

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Oh, hi Rat! Uh, I mean, “Dad”. Don’t worry, I’m back. Sheesh! You are SO over-protective! I was just off with some friends, hopping across a few dimensions.

Well next time call!

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Say, Rat, sometime you will have to explain to me how you can be my father when I am two cycles of the Rat older than you.

I surely would, and maybe someday I will.

-Ratboy

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Monday, February 28, 2005 9:17 PM

* The Real Me comes from his room, freshly showered and in a new change of clothes. His skin and hair are still purple, but at least his glasses are wiped clean. He goes over to the pool table and racks up the balls. He sets the purple cue ball down on the table. Then he selects a cue. *

Yes, Mai, our seemingly endless series of threads is getting rather confusing. By my count, this is the fourteenth in the direct succession of clubhouse threads.

That is why I have undertaken the task of creating a history and directory of all of the clubhouse / treehouse / sereni-tree threads, with links.

* One eye closed, The Real Me bends over the table, aims at the purple cue ball, and smacks it hard. It slams into the rest, and they all go flying, bouncing this way and that all around the table. Not one goes in. *

Uh, your turn, Jake7!

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Monday, February 28, 2005 9:45 PM

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Originally posted by Rat:
Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Sheesh! You are SO over-protective! I was just off with some friends, hopping across a few dimensions.

Well next time call!

* The Real Me sighs and rolls his eyes. *

Yes, SIR!

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Monday, February 28, 2005 10:00 PM

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* The Real Me sighs and rolls his eyes. *

Yes, SIR!

Don't you take that tone with me young man, now go to your room!!

I'm sorry Jake7, RealMe is being punishd, the two of you will have to finish your game some other time.

-Ratboy

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 4:21 AM

STATIC

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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
looks like Static (that'd be the sexy guy in the flightsuit) is the pilot,
www.thatweirdgirl.com
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You mean THIS flightsuit??

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 6:15 AM

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Originally posted by Me(not TheRealMe):
So what did you think of my idea of a band called "Two Heels And An English Muffin"?

Did nobody get the pun, or was it just not that funny?

-Ratboy

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 7:12 AM

*i'm trying very hard to form a complete thought*

uh huh, that one.

*smiling up at Static, twg stops dancing. twg leans forward to whisper in his ear*

Grey thinks this thing might fly...shall we adjourn to the cockpit?

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 7:46 AM

JAKE7

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:
Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
I'm sorry Jake7, RealMe is being punishd, the two of you will have to finish your game some other time.
-Ratboy

Gorramit!! I'm NEVER going to get in a game of pool at this rate!! *jake7 stamps her feet*

*sneaks up next to TRM and whispers conspiratorially*
TRM, think you can sneak out through your window later and we'll get in a game??

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 7:55 AM

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Originally posted by jake7:
TRM, think you can sneak out through your window later and we'll get in a game??

Umm...Are we in space yet?...Just asking!

-Ratboy

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 8:21 AM

STATIC

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
[B*smiling up at Static, twg stops dancing. twg leans forward to whisper in his ear*

Grey thinks this thing might fly...shall we adjourn to the cockpit?

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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After silence, that which comes closest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
--Aldous Huxley

*kisses his beloved*

What a wonderful idea!

*climbs up into the cockpit and begins the 'power up' sequence, preparing to launch*

Captain Ebo! Serenitree is ready to hit the stars at your word!!!

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 8:57 AM

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Originally posted by Static:
Serenitree is ready to hit the stars!!

I think it would be best if we steer clear of any stars!!

-Ratboy

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 10:04 AM

MALICIOUS

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:
These are the voyages of the Star Ship "SereniTREE", it's continuing threads, to seek out, and have, all sorts of fun, to baldly go where no thread has gone before!!!!

I assume that I get the shuttle that smells funny--it's incense! really!--and has all the pretty stuff hanging on the walls. Am I correct?

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 10:26 AM

Yeah. There's a flight hangar with room for everyone's personal crafts. There's a UT Orange runabout R.E. Lee. I've got an illegally modified Alliance fighter. If you want a funny smelling shuttle, there's room.

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 10:33 AM

MALICIOUS

This is one big freakin' treeship.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 10:50 AM

Yep. TRM caused some spacial anomalies here and there.

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 11:35 AM

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
[BBy my count, this is the fourteenth in the direct succession of clubhouse threads.

I only have 13...where did I put the other one. *twg frantically searches her pockets, boots, and secret hiding places for the lost thread*

Aha! Found it. The Delay Club was missing. Thank you TRM for pointing that out to me.

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 12:08 PM

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Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
TRM caused some spacial anomalies here and there.

But on the outside we look like a Port-o-let....Right?

-Ratboy

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 3:34 PM

JAKE7

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:
Quote:
Originally posted by jake7:
TRM, think you can sneak out through your window later and we'll get in a game??

Umm...Are we in space yet?...Just asking!

-Ratboy

Well, we weren't at the time!!

*jake7 wanders down the hall in search of TRM's room to update him on the plan*
Ah! Here we are!
*does the shave and a haircut knock*
Psssst! TRM! Can you hear me? If so, do NOT climb out the window!! I guess we're taking off! We'll have to find another way to get that game of pool in! *knocks again*
TRM? TRM??? Are you even IN there?

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 4:42 PM

EBONEZER

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:

Captain Ebo! Serenitree is ready to hit the stars at your word!!!

Word!

Nice flightsuit by the way. Although, I'm much more for the tightpants myself...with cowboys boots and...*sigh* yeah...

(Go ahead Static, ask me what my pseudo-boyfriend was wearing today. Ask me!)

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 6:46 PM

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Originally posted by montanagirl:
It's a long story as to why I have cows assigned to constellations.

I got time!

-Ratboy

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 6:47 PM

STATIC

Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
Quote:
Originally posted by Static:

Captain Ebo! Serenitree is ready to hit the stars at your word!!!

Word!

Nice flightsuit by the way. Although, I'm much more for the tightpants myself...with cowboys boots and...*sigh* yeah...

(Go ahead Static, ask me what my pseudo-boyfriend was wearing today. Ask me!)

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

**Static leans over and shouts down to everyone else**

Hold onto somethin!!!

**The SereniTREE tardis/starship/carrier thingy smoothly lifts off, cruising through atmo, making its way to the stars**

**kisses TWG**

You might want to sit somewhere comfortable.

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 6:51 PM

* Through the door to his room, The Real Me whispers back to Jake7: *

Pssst! Hey, Jake7, get back to the pool table. I have an idea!

* As Jake7 returns to the pool table, a spot of light appears next to her. It expands into a circle of fire surrounding a dark void. This time, though, the circle opens parallel to the floor. The head, shoulders, and torso of The Real Me poke up from this hole in reality, but his waist disappears into the hole. The Real Me’s legs are not visible, and the top half of his body seems to hover in mid-air. He is holding a pool cue. He smiles. *

Hi, Jake7! Now we can get on with our game. I don’t think that Rat can complain since I’m actually standing in my own room right now.

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 6:59 PM

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Originally posted by Rat:
Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
It's a long story as to why I have cows assigned to constellations.

I got time!

-Ratboy

Okay, you asked for it. During calving season, Orion is over the gate to the pasture. When you go out to check cows at night and are coming back through the gate, the truck's headlights are pointed away from you and the barn blocks the light from both the yard light and the corral light. When you're closing the gate in the darkness on a clear night you can see every single star in the sky. Moments that make me love living here.

So as Star was starting to show her age (she was the first cow that I started my herd with in FFA), I decided that when she was gone she would live in the center star on Orion's belt because then she could keep an eye on everything during calving and I'd always know where she was. Of course, I had a few other really good girls that had to stick around somehow too, so as time went on Starlight became the star on the right, Grasshopper became the star on the left, and last year Beauty joined Grasshopper. Star and Starlight got their own stars because they were part of my original herd; Grasshopper and Beauty had to share because there was only one more star left and they were second generation cows.

So now when I walk outside at night the first thing I do is look up and find my girls.

It all makes sense in my head, but I've gotten a few strange looks when I look up and ask, "Where's Star?"

Packer fans welcome.
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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 7:03 PM

That's a great story, MontanaGirl!

You are still on the ranch, then?

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 7:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:

**kisses TWG**

You might want to sit somewhere comfortable.

*sitting in the chair next to Static, twg considers his words carefully...comfortable...okay*

*twg releases her harness. as she kisses Static, she slips into his lap and wraps her arms around his neck*

This is more comfortable.

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 7:10 PM

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
That's a great story, MontanaGirl!

You are still on the ranch, then?

Not so much technically. I'm living about 3 hours from home and Dad sold the cows a few years ago in his inching towards retirement plan. My few girls that are left are running with his cousin's cattle. (They live just down the road from us a ways.) They put the heifers that have calved at our place so we still get to have cattle around, and after my cows calve they come over too so I still get to see them, but it's not the same as when we were taking care of them. And I don't have any really good girls like the aforementioned cows any more.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 7:15 PM

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
I don’t think that Rat can complain since I’m actually standing in my own room right now.

Clearly the boy needs to be punishd, maybe I'l re-activate "Real World Physics" right about.......NOW!

-Ratboy

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 7:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
Okay, you asked for it. During calving season,........I've gotten a few strange looks when I look up and ask, "Where's Star?"

Woah, Good story!

-Ratboy

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 7:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:
Clearly the boy needs to be punishd, maybe I'l re-activate "Real World Physics" right about.......NOW!

-Ratboy

DON'T YOU DARE! If you do then there won't be all this extra space that TRM provided, and our General Lee runabout is parked in the hanger provided by that space-folding-thingy he does. This will probably be the only time I get my own General, and I'm not going to let you ruin it.

*runs to room and grabs rope and handcuffs left over from her lovely kidnapping, then proceeds to truss Rat up.*

Packer fans welcome.
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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 7:26 PM

Don't do that, STOP IT, how would you punish him?

-Ratboy

edit- Same time post, make a wish!

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 7:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:
Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
I don’t think that Rat can complain since I’m actually standing in my own room right now.

Clearly the boy needs to be punishd, maybe I'l re-activate "Real World Physics" right about.......NOW!

-Ratboy

* In a panic, The Real Me hops out of his hole in reality and jumps on top of the pool table, scattering balls everywhere. The hole in reality closes. *

Dammit, Rat! If you enabled real physics again, I would have been sliced in half!

Besides, the Sereni-TREE would collapse its internal space again, and we might be crushed.

Hmmmm... and I somehow doubt that GreyJedi's new engines work on any currently understood principles.

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 7:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:
Don't do that, STOP IT, how would you punish him?

-Ratboy

{smartass} I would think having you as his father would be punishment enough. {/smartass}

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 7:47 PM

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Originally posted by montanagirl:
I would think having you as his father would be punishment enough.

You'r right.

*Ratdad slinks away in shame*

-Ratboy

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 7:52 PM

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Originally posted by Rat:
*Ratdad slinks away in shame*

Come on back Rat, we still love you! For you can build wonderful TV's and serve nice cold rootbeer.

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 8:17 PM

MAI

"By my count, this is the fourteenth in the direct succession of clubhouse threads."

14! wow, that's quite an accomplishment. Shouldn't there be a FF net award for most contagious thread or something?

MG, lovely story about your cows. Nearly a tear jerker, but lovely just the same.

I think I will just sit back and enjoy the view, now that we are back in the Black. WOW! would you look at those stars!

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 8:23 PM

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Come on back Rat, we still love you!

Well...There is still this issue!

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So what did you think of my idea of a band called "Two Heels And An English Muffin"?

Did nobody get the pun, or was it just not that funny?

-Ratboy

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 9:44 PM

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*Ratdad slinks away in shame*

Come on back Rat, we still love you! For you can build wonderful TV's and serve nice cold rootbeer.

Uh, well he DID build us a TV, but it was destroyed when he turned on real physics and a previously-floating Ebo fell on it.

There's still the root beer, I guess.

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 9:50 PM

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Originally posted by Rat:
So what did you think of my idea of a band called "Two Heels And An English Muffin"?

Did nobody get the pun, or was it just not that funny?

Uh, well, if you mean two heels of bread, and the fact that SimonWho is English, I guess that can be considered humor.

* The Real Me shrugs. *

Sorry.

Awww... Come here, Ratdad!

* The Real Me embraces Rat, and wonders if he should stop his research into overcoming the Grandfather Paradox. *

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 10:31 PM