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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #17

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 7:42 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


And we have a winner in week 17 as we trudge on like the stalwart Browncoats we are. Burn our land, boil our sea...

Congrats GWENHARKER! Riotous fun! This week, we get to shoot back at everyone's favorite insane, neatfreak, lionesque bounty hunter...Jubal Early!

Jubal: Hear my mighty roar! MRRROOWR*hack cough choke hack hack* hairball *hack cough*...

Now top that!

TCM

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 7:55 PM

MONTANAGIRL


Jubal tried, but he just couldn't make a decent fish-face.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 8:39 PM

RAT


Jubal(lisping): I tthhink I biit myy tongug.

-Ratboy

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 8:58 PM

THEGREYJEDI


Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:



JUBAL: I'm Jubal Early, bitch. I mean Wayne Brady. I mean Rick James. Crap.

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 9:06 PM

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN




...And man, you need a tic-tac or something cause your breath STINKS!

Keep flying

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 9:12 PM

RAT


Jubal: HELP, I lost my ear!!!

-Ratboy

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 9:45 PM

CHOLLETT


Jubal: "Whaddaya mean i can't flare my nostrils and roll my tongue at the same time? Look!"

Either that or

"Do I have something in my teeth?"

"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 9:46 PM

ZOL


Quote:
Originally posted by AnotherFireflyfan:




"Are you Alliance" - Simon Tam (off screen)

"WHA` AM I A LION? ... NOPE! ... Giraffe maybe"

Darin (Zol.)

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 12:38 AM

SIMONWHO


Universal execs pleased with the reaction of bounty hunters at preview screening.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 1:51 AM

CASUALTY


Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:





Jubal: "If you can't do it, you can never learn how to roll your tongue. Does that seem right to you?"



"If nothing we do means anything then the only thing that means anything is what we do"

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 2:37 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE


Quote:
Originally posted by TCM:

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(To the theme song of SpongeBobSquarepants):

SIMON: (Singing off screen) "Who lives in the Firefly 'Serenity'?"

JUBAL: (Shouts) "CAPTAIN TIGHTPANTS!"

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 3:06 AM

KNIBBLET


Quote:
Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
JUBAL: I'm Jubal Early, bitch. I mean Wayne Brady. I mean Rick James. Crap.

*that's* funny stuff :) Thanks

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 3:09 AM

KNIBBLET


[img] [/img]
Jubal (singing) Lemonade stands everywhere. CrackerJack bands fill the air ...
Whaddaya mean this isn't the "Good Ship Lollypop"? What the hell's a "Good Ship, Serenity"?
(Mal from offscreen) She's a GREAT ship, you bastage!

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 3:18 AM

EST120


Quote:
Originally posted by Casualty:
Jubal: "If you can't do it, you can never learn how to roll your tongue. Does that seem right to you?"


bwahahahahahahahaha! oh man. this one made me laugh out loud. my vote goes right here!

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 3:50 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:



(off-screen Bugs Bunny conducts...)
Jubal: la la la la la la la la! LA!

(okay, so if you haven't seen the episode of BB with this, it isn't very funny typed out...)

Ci-LA-ntro!
TCM

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 4:01 AM

PALADIN


Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:



Tonight on American Idol...


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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 4:11 AM

VOLSTOCK


Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:



Jubal: (to Mal off screen) Please tell me thats your pistol.

"I've seen you with no clothes on, never thought I'd see you naked."

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 4:17 AM

RYCE


The mighty lion's prelude to a sneeze

or

Mal, upset upon hearing that Jubal tongued his ship, just gave Jubal the wedgie of his life.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 4:38 AM

RAT


Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
Universal execs pleased with the reaction of bounty hunters at preview screening.


Well don't tell us about it, some of us haven't seen it yet!....Or are you looking for another fonging?

-Ratboy

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 5:04 AM

WILDHEAVENFARM


Feared bounty hunter Jubal Early has a stroke of genius, or maybe just a stroke, it's hard to tell.

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 5:58 AM

KNIBBLET


TCM,
I just wanted to tell you how much fun this is and how much I look forward to a new contest every week.
Our Browncoat gang is a riot act and you've provided a great way to express that in a non-destructive way.
Volstock is my Brother in Law and we phone each other every couple of days to go over the hilarious captions and laugh ourselves silly.
Again, thanks and I love this whole thing.

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 6:16 AM

SHINY




"Freedom, Beauty, Truth, and LOOOVE!"


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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 7:43 AM

KAYLEE4SIMON


Jubal: In the name of the Moon...I will punish YOU!!!!

Keep shiny!

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 8:28 AM

JRC


Jubal: "You put what on the chicken??????? CILANTRO??? AAARRGGHHH!!! I'M ALLERGIC TO CILANTRO!!!!!!!!"

Everyone dies alone.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 8:44 AM

STATIC


Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:


Jubal: Hear my mighty roar! MRRROOWR*hack cough choke hack hack* hairball *hack cough*...

Now top that!





I left "Law & Order" for THIS????

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 9:23 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


He rocked in Law & Order.


Oh and Grey, I loved that...how very Chappelle of you.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 9:32 AM

RYCE


I second Knibblet's post! This is wonderful!

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 9:42 AM

THEGREYJEDI


Oh. My. God. Sailor Moon. Jesus.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 10:51 AM

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 10:53 AM

ODDNESS2HER


JUBAL: What do you think, Doctor? Strep throat, cholera, SARS?

SIMON: Just lay off the Twizzlers, ya drama queen.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 12:37 PM

GWENHARKER


*is extrmely late*

Wow, I won. Very cool. Thanks to everyone who voted and everyone really came up with some great stuff.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 1:05 PM

GOJIRO




"Oh, say can you see ..."

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 2:09 PM

SIMONWHO


Yes, they had just raped his friends to death, eaten their flesh and sewn their skin into their clothing but Jubal was mostly horrified by their appalling table manners.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 2:17 PM

MISGUIDED BY VOICES


Quote:






Urkle was back, and man was he pissed

"I threw up on your bed"

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 2:24 PM

HORRID




That's right, I'm black and I can see, but if you even think about saying I'm a worse daredevil than Afleck I will kick you in the balls!

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 3:30 PM

PUMAMANREDUX




A screenshot from Dennis Rodman: The Early Years coming soon to Fox



'Trust me - I know what I'm doing!' - Sledge Hammer
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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 3:42 PM

HEROOFCANTONJAYNECOBB


JUBAL: "WHAT!?!?!?FASTLANE 2?!"

(P.S:for those who don't know, Fastlane was the show that "replaced" Firefly, and it lasted just as long, even though it was exactly the kind of show FOX wanted.)

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

Time for some thrilling heroics!

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 3:54 PM

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN




"You mean me floating in space is the last scene anyone will ever see of Firefly?"

Keep flying

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 3:54 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


Jubal looks on in horror as FOX puts yet another short-lived reality show in their free timeslot.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 5:05 PM

MALICIOUS


Jubal: "Is there rust on my tongue? I taste rust. You people never heard of S.O.S. pads around here? Blahhh *spit* Bleccch *ptooie* ick."

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 5:11 PM

UMDESCH4


Quote:
Originally posted by AnotherFireflyfan:


"You mean me floating in space is the last scene anyone will ever see of Firefly?"

Keep flying


Tack a 'Does that seem right to you?' on the end of that, and you've got my vote. ;)

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 5:24 PM

DRAGONWINE


I don't believe it! This ship just gave me "Space Herpes".

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 5:46 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:
Originally posted by Knibblet:
TCM,
I just wanted to tell you how much fun this is and how much I look forward to a new contest every week.
Our Browncoat gang is a riot act and you've provided a great way to express that in a non-destructive way.
Volstock is my Brother in Law and we phone each other every couple of days to go over the hilarious captions and laugh ourselves silly.
Again, thanks and I love this whole thing.

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."


Well thank you Knibblet (and Ryce!). That means alot. It's nice to know that something I started actually bring some people closer together...though honestly I started it as that outlet to express my own moonbrained wackiness in order to find like-minded (or lack thereof! LOL) folk. Seems I got me a bunch. :) Everyone makes me laugh in some fashion, and my wife and I enjoy looking at the captions and then searching ahead for next weeks caption (which gives me yet *another* reason to watch the DVDs!).

I honestly never thought I'd get past week 2 or 3. Thought the novelty might wear off, but here we are in week 17! I am still loving it. Still looking forward to continuing it. And can't wait for April for the first prize drawing (which is the least I can do for everyone who keeps playing and voting and making me snort my milk each week!)

I don't care, I'm still free,
You can't take this line from me...
TCM

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 6:05 PM

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN


Quote:
Originally posted by umdesch4:
Quote:
Originally posted by AnotherFireflyfan:
"You mean me floating in space is the last scene anyone will ever see of Firefly?"

Keep flying


Tack a 'Does that seem right to you?' on the end of that, and you've got my vote. ;)


You know, I considered that, but didn't want to overdo it.

Well, I'll leave it up to TCM. If he prefers it with "Does that seem right to you?" on the end, than he can use it that way if it makes the poll. :)

Keep flying

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 6:13 PM

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN


Yeah, I CT too. Some of the best laughs I've had online. I hope it never stops. :) Maybe someone should make a website for it, so it doesn't need to be done as a thread...

~AFf

Keep flying

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 8:17 PM

DRAGONWINE


Next episode Dr. Evil releases his evil Rupaul clones!

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 8:24 PM

CLAUDIUS


The ship is aliiiiiiive
with the sound of River.........

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Mal: No, they don't. Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 11:41 PM

THEDUKE


There was an old Jubal who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why he swallowed a fly --
Perhaps he'll die!

(this is a nursey ryhme? U know that on the other side of the pond right? I never know what will make sense and not make sense to those people who say elevators instead of lifts)


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Thursday, March 3, 2005 2:26 AM

KMS


And now for the slashy version:

Come on, Doc. I’ve already seen you half naked. Just let me give you a little tongue!


kms

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 2:46 AM

KMS


Or better:

Jubal: Come on, Doc. I’ve already seen you half naked. Just let me give you a little tongue!

Simon (OS): Shoot me now.


kms

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