The Voyages Of The Star Ship "SereniTREE" by Rat

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Originally posted by Rat:
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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
I don’t think that Rat can complain since I’m actually standing in my own room right now.

Clearly the boy needs to be punishd, maybe I'l re-activate "Real World Physics" right about.......NOW!

-Ratboy

Gorrammit!! Foiled AGAIN!!

TRM, think we'll EVER get that game of pool in?

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 5:04 AM

Yes!

We recently got a new pool table, right? That means that the older, holo version must still be around here somewhere. We can just drag that one off to my room and play there!

Who built us the new one? GreyJedi? Cozen?

Hmmmm... Speaking of which, I think that we should do something about Cozen.

Hey! Ebonezer! Static! How about heading off to that star cluster that used to be Cozen? Maybe we can establish communication!

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 5:06 AM

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Originally posted by SimonWho:
in England a "heel" is a rogue, a cad.

That's why I thought it was so funny. Oh well, moving on!

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Originally posted by SimonWho:
Anyone fancy a game of Madden 09 on the neXtBox?

Sports games? Yuk! But I wouldn't mind some "Mech Assault IV", I hear you can drive one mech, from inside another mech!

-Ratboy

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 7:25 AM

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Yes!

We recently got a new pool table, right? That means that the older, holo version must still be around here somewhere. We can just drag that one off to my room and play there!

Who built us the new one? GreyJedi? Cozen?

I'm game! After all, Rat never said you had to be alone in your room! *giggles evilly and starts searching for the table.*

Hey! TRM! I found it! It's over here in the corner! *tries moving it by herself*
Ommf! It's mighty heavy! I'm not sure the two of us can lift this thing!

You have any special tricks up your sleeve to get this thing moved?

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 10:43 AM

MALICIOUS

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Originally posted by SimonWho:
Frankly, I don't understand why they didn't meet up with Gilligan et al sooner but there you go.

Who the heck do you think is on the other side of the island? Ethan was the love child of Gilligan and Maryann.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 1:50 PM

SIMONWHO

Actually, I only know about Lost through the Internet. The TV channel that bought the rights in the UK has decided not to show it until the summer.

Gits.

Anyone know how to play snooker? Could we retrofit that onto the pool table? After you've finished your game, obviously.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 4:30 PM

MONTANAGIRL

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Originally posted by SimonWho:
Anyone know how to play snooker? Could we retrofit that onto the pool table? After you've finished your game, obviously.

I've played pool (and very badly I might add) on a snooker table. If I can play pool badly I bet I can play snooker badly too.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 5:12 PM

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Originally posted by jake7:
I'm game! After all, Rat never said you had to be alone in your room! *giggles evilly and starts searching for the table.*

Hey! TRM! I found it! It's over here in the corner! *tries moving it by herself*
Ommf! It's mighty heavy! I'm not sure the two of us can lift this thing!

You have any special tricks up your sleeve to get this thing moved?

Hmmmm... some way to move the old pool table...

* The Real Me reaches into his sleeve and pulls out... a butterfly. *

There are still a few of these butterfly thrusters that survived TheGreyJedi's non-crash landing.

* The Real Me tosses the butterfly onto the pool table. It starts to hum. He tosses a few more. Soon all of them are hovering over the old pool table, humming. *

Let's try it now.

* With one finger, The Real Me lifts the old pool table and gives it a slight push. It starts floating down the hallway to his room. *

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 5:38 PM

*Ebo stomps in from the IRL (in real life) deck.*

Goddamn mother

son-of-a-

tard dumb

-faced,

boys!!!

Jesus Christ, why do I even bother? Girls fall for me left and right, but will a boy?

Grr....

*Ebo stomps to her pool table and crawls under it to sulk.*

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 6:00 PM

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Originally posted by ebonezer:
Jesus Christ, why do I even bother? Girls fall for me left and right, but will a boy? Grr....

*thump, thump…twg hears Ebo come home. She kisses Static softly on his forehead and leaves to check on Ebo*

I don't know if this will make you feel better or worse...I had like *twg holds up hand to count like sesame street taught her* four actual boyfriends growing up. None of the guys at school would date me...I asked out all four of those guys. Girls, well, I'll admit I was tempted, still am, they just respond better to me than boys do. But I like boys…um men. Thank goodness I found Jake..and Static...guys are kinda freaked out by me.

Good luck. Hopefully you'll do better than I did.

*she turns away from the pool/snooker/billiard table to return to her beloved, she stops, looks over her shoulder*

btw: it better be some darn good ice cream if you have to put up with this kind of shite. I held out, and am glad I did, ‘til, well---I’d rather keep that between you and me if you need to talk about it---a long time.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 6:05 PM

I am very sorry, Jake7, but you must excuse me. I shall return presently.

* The Real Me wanders back into the Common Room, whistling. He happens to stroll somewhat near the new pool table. *

Oh! Hi, Ebo!

So, how are things?

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 6:13 PM

*Ebo crawls out*

Aww, I love you guys so very much!

I'll be fine. I have other ice cream sources. And big heavy boots with which I plan to kick him!!!

*Ebo stomps around for a while before realizing she doesn't have anywhere to go.*

Hummph.

*She plops down on the couch to watch Lost.*

Damn it! That fucktard on the TV screen looks just like him!!

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 6:22 PM

* The Real Me wanders back behind the bar and goes into the fully stocked kitchen behind it. He is occupied there for a short time, but soon returns to the couch in front of the TV. *

Here you go, Ebo! I recently returned with some ice cream from the purple dimension. Have a bowl!

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 6:31 PM

Yay! Ice Cream!

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 6:37 PM

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* The Real Me wanders back behind the bar and goes into the fully stocked kitchen behind it.

You'r suppose to be in your room, young man!

-Ratboy

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 6:38 PM

Ebo, word of advice. AVOID HIGH SCHOOL BOYS AT ALL COSTS!!!

There are far better wastes of your time. Don't give boys, or men, serious thought until college. And even then you're better off avoiding the ones your age, with the rarest of exceptions. Dating around, having flings, sounds like fun, but you'll find more satisfaction and fulfillment in long-term relationships. So drop ice cream loser like a bad habit. And find more satisfaction in being the unattainable that drives the suitors crazy. Just as much fun, but far less pain for you.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 6:43 PM

Right. Sign me up for a lifetime of spinsterhood!

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 6:47 PM

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Originally posted by ebonezer:
Right. Sign me up for a lifetime of spinsterhood!

don't even joke about that...I'm heading that way myself

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 6:48 PM

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Originally posted by ebonezer:
Right. Sign me up for a lifetime of spinsterhood!

Just sign here.........Thanks, and welcome to Amway!

-Ratboy

edit- Make a wish.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 6:54 PM

MONTANAGIRL

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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
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Originally posted by ebonezer:
Right. Sign me up for a lifetime of spinsterhood!

don't even joke about that...I'm heading that way myself

Me too. Welcome to the club, ebo!

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 6:56 PM

Oh we are a positive thinking group...

Come on guys, lets think positive! We'll always have our creepy internet boyfriends and the warm glow of the computer screen to keep us warm at night...

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 7:06 PM

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Originally posted by ebonezer:
Oh we are a positive thinking group...

Come on guys, lets think positive! We'll always have our creepy internet boyfriends and the warm glow of the computer screen to keep us warm at night...

Static is not a creepy internet boyfriend. I’m a creepy internet girlfriend.

*twg begins to bang her head against the screen because she hates IRL*

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 7:11 PM

What am I, then?

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 7:14 PM

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Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
What am I, then?

my not-creepy IM boyfriend.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 7:16 PM

Yay! IM-boyfriend!

And what do you mean by not-creepy?!

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 7:32 PM

Hey fellow spinster-sisters. Its ok to abstain. Just listen to these very scientific facts handed down to us from the white house by Laura Bush herself.

"Take it from me, girls – there's no good reason to rush into S-E-X. That's why I hope these scientific facts help you choose abstinence, so you need never know the heartbreak of being trapped in a loveless marriage just because you drank too many margaritas one night and gave up your honey pot to a pushy young cokehead from a so-called 'good family.'"

1)Unlike your girly privates, which are internal, boy privates are external. God knew that nobody wanted to see all our lady mess, so He pushed everything up inside you. What in tarnation He was thinking when he came up with that nasty, dangling, squishy flesh on boys beats the heck out of me, but I suspect it was so it would be easier for Him to keep an eye on what they're up to. Because trust me: that grotesque grab bag of horror and disappointment is always up to something, gals.

2)Boy privates are often said to resemble hot dogs, although if you ask me, the ones I've seen always called to mind something like those cute little Austrian cocktail weenies they sell 8 to a can. But I think famed author Lynne Cheney described the male unmentionable best when she recalled recoiling at "an old Frankenstein's monster bratwurst that looked like it had rolled under the couch for a month and got covered in dust bunnies and would make you spit up if you even so much as halfheartedly nibbled the tip of it."

3)Though erotically sensitive just like girl nipples, boy nipples are NOT privates – yet. But my husband and I are working hard to instill a sense of sexualized body shame so acute, that one day soon boys will learn that their nipples are dirty little things that will get them – just like you! – arrested when they strut around topless at Myrtle Beach. America is not some big, old licentious San Tropez and it's time all of you out there realized it!

4)The stuff that comes out of boys every time they use you has as many calories as seven whole pints of Häagen-Dazs. That's why all the girls who do "it" always get so fat and ugly and have that ulcerated skin that screams to everyone in church, "I am an insatiable slut!"

5)While almost all American boys have human-looking privates, most foreign boys have privates like German Shepherds or half-open tubes of Max Factor lipstick.

6)Because boys use the business end of their privates as a pipe for going number one, touching it is pretty much the same as taking a bath in a Mexican's toilet.

7)If you play your cards right, the revolting little wrinkled purse part of boy privates is something a Christian lady can go throughout her entire life without ever seeing. But knowing where it is can come in mighty handy when called upon to give a "not until marriage" warning kick.

8)When a boy's disgusting private goes inside of a girl's shameful unmentionable, there is a serious risk of it breaking off and causing excruciating pain while it travels throughout your body like a giant trichinosis worm.

9)Up until the moment in your wedding when he says "I do," a boy's privates sport a treacherous spine of jagged scales, which may or may not secrete acid and weapons-grade anthrax – for which, apparently, only Ann Coulter has developed the antibodies.

10)God designed a boy's privates as part sword, part battering-ram, to joyously stab and hammer you with on the magical night you begin your life-long tethering to the man who'll liberate you from the drudgery of ever having to make your own decisions – except when to have a headache or give an "I don't like this" bite.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 7:34 PM

* The Real Me gives MontanaGirl and Ebo a hug, and holds a cushion in place to protect the banging head of ThatWeirdGirl. *

Oh, Ebo. This is going to sound SO patronizing. It isn't meant to be. Really.

You are young, just starting the living of your life. It is a time of being unsure of relationships, and of experimentation (and no, I am not necessarily refering to sex, drama kids aside).

I know a young woman who has been married THREE times, and she's only 23 or so. Unfortunately, she measures her self-worth by who she is with. She must be with SOMEONE, ANYONE, or she feels worthless. And she always picks the kind of guys whose life ambition is to acquire a more bizzare tattoo or piercing than anyone else, and who usually treat her poorly. She is perhaps the sweetest person I know, and has no malice or guile in her. But because she seeks validation outside of herself, I suspect that she will never really be happy.

Now, I know that you will not fall into that trap, because our limited association here has made me believe that you possess quite a bit more self-confidence than many your age.

I guess what I am saying is that it's not about the other person. It's about you.

You are funny, smart, and pretty. You will have no trouble getting who you want. The trick is in realizing who you want. That's rough.

Don't be overly concerned about boyfriends in high school. Try some, if you like. But it has been my experience that "TRUE LOVE" (of the "at first sight" variety) is a crock. Build a friendship, first. Then see if love happens.

Spinster? At 16?

When you start ticking off DECADES, like yours truly, then we can talk.

Have a good night, Ebo, and relax.

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 7:43 PM

That is hilarious, Ebo! What, was that a skit on SNL back when it was funny?

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 7:50 PM

um, thanks TRM, but it's just not as satisfying with a pillow.

This talk has gotten me very down. So can we go back to hurtling thru space, talking about cozen and cows, playing snooker, watching NASCAR, and seducing Static?

*twg returns to the cockpit to find Static calm and collected as we traverse the stars. she approaches from behind and embraces him, placing a soft kiss on his crown and resting her head on his.*

Thanks.

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(twg is still with the Jake, it's just been very trying lately...and it's been a long time, nudge, nudge)
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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 7:54 PM

MONTANAGIRL

Hmmm, hurtling through space. Is anyone else tempted to yell, "Piiiigs Iiiin Spaaaaaaace!"?

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 8:01 PM

*wakes up from his nap*

dwazzahuh...wazzat...*cough cough hack* Huh. In space already. I guess that means the engines and life-support are working after all.

And TRM, the only Pig In Space around here is Static. Heh.

TWG, how does nigh unto 23 years sound for a "while." Heh.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 8:04 PM

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Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:

And TRM, the only Pig In Space around here is Static. Heh.

hey, i like him that way.

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TWG, how does nigh unto 23 years sound for a "while." Heh.

Grey, you know what i'm talkin about...and i wish i had made 23...a series unfortuante events took all that away.

anyhoo...we're still flying!

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 8:09 PM

MAI

I've been a member of the club for longer than I'd like to admit. And not even a creepy internet boyfriend to play with

I agree, that high school boys should be avoided at all costs! At least we have each other right girls? Maybe there should be a SereniTree Spinster girl club?

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 8:24 PM

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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
um, thanks TRM, but it's just not as satisfying with a pillow.

This talk has gotten me very down.

Ah, poor WeirdGirl... Sorry, my dear. I will stop, now. It seems like when I try to talk, it makes you sad.

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 8:27 PM

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Originally posted by mai:
Maybe there should be a SereniTree Spinster girl club?

No, no, no!

Then some of you would wander off and I wouldn't get to hang out with you!

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 8:31 PM

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Originally posted by Rat:

You'r suppose to be in your room, young man!

-Ratboy

Oooooops! Gee, Dad, I thought you went to bed already!

Oh, look, Rat! The ship name "SereniTree" fell off the title of this thread. Maybe you can go fix that!

* The Real Me dashes off to his room, to secretly play pool all night with Jake7. *

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 9:43 PM

MAI

I only meant like a club within the SereniTree. You know like in a spare shuttle or something. We can all gather together with lots of ice cream and talk about how dumb boys act most of the time. (Those boys/men that aren't part of the SereniTree, that is.) I kinda like the guys here. You're all awfully swai. (sp?)

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 12:41 AM

SIMONWHO

I'm feeling the need to give out sympathy hugs to people. There's one for ebo because, well, boys suck for years and years. I mean, I was aware that other boys sucked but I wasn't aware that I sucked, for completely different reasons, until years later. So here's a hug for you (((((ebo)))))

TWG, a big hug for you as I've been somewhere on your site and am following your meaning ((((thatweirdgirl)))). (Oh, and you look adorable in Mickey Mouse ears)

Montanagirl, for giving good advice and support, plus that lovely cow story (you'll be glad to hear Lucy's doing much better), have another hug ((((montanagirl)))).

Right, there we go, all hugged out. By the way, I have an opening in my schedule for being a creepy internet boyfriend. Special features include use of the words lift, pavement and aluminium; baking of scones, muffins and fudge; standard boarding school levels of repression. Don't delay, apply today.

Why do I turn green when I wink, very off-putting?

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 6:34 AM

STATIC

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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
... and seducing Static?

Now THERE is a plan I can support!

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*twg returns to the cockpit to find Static calm and collected as we traverse the stars. she approaches from behind and embraces him, placing a soft kiss on his crown and resting her head on his.*

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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After silence, that which comes closest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
--Aldous Huxley

**smiles at the gesture of affection and sighs calmly. . .then calls down to Cap'n Ebo**

Hey, boss-lady!!! How does the second star to the right sound to you?

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 7:29 AM

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:

* The Real Me dashes off to his room, to secretly play pool all night with Jake7. *

*jake7 already in TRM's room has the table ready for the first game. FINALLY, TRM comes back.*
Ok! Let's get this show on the road!!

*chalking up the cue stick*
You wanna break first, or should I?

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 7:30 AM

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Originally posted by jake7:
Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* The Real Me dashes off to his room, to secretly play pool all night with Jake7. *

*jake7 already in TRM's room has the table ready for the first game. FINALLY, TRM comes back.*
Ok! Let's get this show on the road!!

*chalking up the cue stick*
You wanna break first, or should I?

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 7:47 AM

Oh TRM, it's not you, I promise. You never make me down. In fact you're one of the reasons I look forward to visiting FFF. I think you're a wonderful man I plan on meetin you for lunch one day...Don't forget about that.

I second TRM's vote on the spinster club...I'd rather share my special ice cream with our men. Cause I they're shuai.

SW, will you really say lift, pavement, and aluminium? *twg ponders SW's offer...she has Static, Grey, and GregIV does she have time for a fourth electronical type romance? plus IRL and Jake...* Simon if you make a breakfast of clotted cream, berries and scones and get me some real soda bread, I may be able to make room for you on the couch.

Ebo, as a resident of the second star to the right, I highly recommend a visit. My folks raised me there...I bet twgmom would make a feast for us and twgdad could use some help installing his pole to slide down the outside of the hill house.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Thursday, March 3, 2005 8:29 AM

* Upon hearing Capn'Ebo poke fun at the first lady(who's husband Ratboy voted for(in a "red battle ground state"(thats right I put him in office, and I'd do it again))), Ratboy stands up, and at the top of his lungs, yells MUTINY!!!! *

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note: For this mutiny to work, a few of you will have to go along with it, and for the sake of the plot I hope you will, at least for now!

-Ratboy

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 9:46 AM

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Originally posted by Rat:
MUTINY!!!! *

*twg looks up, dazed and confused* Static, did he just say what I think he said? This could be bad…
Rat, please tell me I did not just hear you say the 'M' word...please. You have seen enough sci-fi to know mutineers never end well.

Listen, I think most folks haven't realized you said that, so we can play this off and no one will ever know what happened.

*twg nods her head in understanding, she knows there are a lot of those red-staters here (self included), but a joke is a joke*

It was funny. So, lets all talk about Vienna sausages (yum) and holo-pool.

*twg flips open her communicator* mom, dad, I'm coming home for a visit and I'm bringing a few friends for dinner. And ready the hot tub and jello…I think we made need to get a few people relaxed.

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 10:11 AM

STATIC

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Originally posted by Rat:
MUTINY!!!! *

*twg looks up, dazed and confused* Static, did he just say what I think he said? This could be bad…
Rat, please tell me I did not just hear you say the 'M' word...please. You have seen enough sci-fi to know mutineers never end well.

**Raises an eyebrow and smacks a few buttons on his console, securing the cockpit and sealing many sections of the ship from each other(Yes, Jeffries tubes and everything. This isn't gorram "Star Trek"). He locks out any auxilliary control systems and seals and de-pressurizes the launch bay, removing any access to additional craft. He then shuts down all weapons and prepares to seal and jettison any turrets if the need arises. He then flips on the Tree-wide PA system**

Your attention please, your attention please. General Quarters. All personell, we are at general Quarters. All crew please report to your duty stations at once. All stations will be sealed in 45 seconds.

Okay. In true powergaming fashion, I've gained complete control of this vessel. Anyone tries to stir up trouble is gonna inhale so much Nitrous Oxide, they'll be giggling at rolled-up socks for two weeks.

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 10:11 AM

I know it was a joke, it was just an excuse for a mutiny, and as a FireFly fan, you should know that conventional sci-fi don't mean a thing out here in the black!

So, are you with me?

-Ratboy

edit- Make a wish!

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 10:16 AM