CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #17 by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #17

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UPDATED: Monday, March 7, 2005 21:28
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Thursday, March 3, 2005 4:15 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

*twitch*

;)

Cilantro!
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Thursday, March 3, 2005 4:25 AM

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Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:

Jubal Early: Well, here I am! *GASP!* The gorram show left without me!? Guess I'll be goin' by Jubal Lately instead now...does that seem right to you?

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 8:32 AM

JRC

Jubal: "Oh my God!!! They killed Kenny!!! You BASTARDS!!"

Everyone dies alone.

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 9:23 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by JRC:
Jubal: "Oh my God!!! They killed Kenny!!! You BASTARDS!!"

or to Firefly that (can I use FIrefly as a verb?):

Jubal: "Oh my God!!! They killed River!!! You BLUEHANDS!!"

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 11:07 AM

GRRARRG

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Quote:
Originally posted by JRC:
Jubal: "Oh my God!!! They killed Kenny!!! You BASTARDS!!"

or to Firefly that (can I use FIrefly as a verb?):

Jubal: "Oh my God!!! They killed River!!! You BLUEHANDS!!"

"Oh my God!!! Fox killed Firefly!!! You Bastards!!"

I mock you with my monkey pants

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 12:19 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:

Today on Between the Lions...

"OOH! AH! Dance in Smarty Pants!"

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 2:03 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Jubal: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRP!!

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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, without the pesky falling boxes

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 2:32 PM

NIKNAK

River: I'll be your bounty Jubal Early... Also, I threw up on your bed.

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 4:56 PM

DRAGONWINE

"The wain in thpain falls mainly on the pwain". Oh hell that's to hard, how 'bout jus' "Shizzle m' nizzle"?

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 6:46 PM

RAT

Jubal: I'll be back. Ha, you didn't know I was going to say that!

-Ratboy

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 8:34 PM

SOUPCATCHER

I'll second (third, fourth, whatever) Knibblet's kudos. Great work, TCM!!

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

A little known line on Jubal Early's resume: "O-Face Contest Second Runner Up"

[Just watched Office Space again and it's the only thing I could think of

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 8:48 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by SoupCatcher:
I'll second (third, fourth, whatever) Knibblet's kudos. Great work, TCM!!

Sure is alot of kindness bein' done me!
Thanks again, just glad to be doin' good works.
Now to avail myself of some of this trade...

JUBAL(thinking): That ruttin' Browncoat almost busted my plow. For a second there, I thought he may have hit my-
JUBAL: -*urrrr* gorram *uhh* 3 second *haaaah* delay...

Cilantro!
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Thursday, March 3, 2005 9:46 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Jubal Early shows his supernatural speed and quickness by catching a gumball between his teeth.

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Friday, March 4, 2005 7:08 AM

RYCE

Joss (OS): Hey, don't look at me. He who smelt it dealt it.
Jubal: Does that seem right to you?

or

Simon (OS): Sir, are you classified as human?
Jubal: Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

or

Jubal, upon hearing he was going to the special hell

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Friday, March 4, 2005 8:44 AM

SHINY

Jubal Early learns he's allergic to sp-leather.

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Friday, March 4, 2005 2:20 PM

EBONEZER

Jubal: Little man just loved fire. Every time he made a face like this...

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Friday, March 4, 2005 3:35 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by ReaverInA1985Riviera:
Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Jubal: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRP!!

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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, without the pesky falling boxes

An expansion of my previous post:

Jubal: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRP!! Urgh, I shouldnt've eaten that strawberry the mechanic left on the exhaust manifold.

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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes

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Friday, March 4, 2005 3:46 PM

DARKJESTER

Jubal:"Wearing red leather does NOT mean I'm sly!"
River:"Does too, Jubal."
Jubal:"One of these days, bang, zoom... To the moon, River, to the moon!!"

(nod to Jackie Gleason and The Honeymooners

)

(means I'm showing my age though

)

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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Friday, March 4, 2005 3:50 PM

DARKJESTER

Or...............

"Thank you, thank you! For my next trick I'd like to try a little thing I call target vomiting....."

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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Friday, March 4, 2005 4:44 PM

SHINY

What do you mean this episode's not even going to be aired?!?!?!

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Friday, March 4, 2005 6:06 PM

RAT

Heres something for 'They Might Be Giants' fans:

In the spaceship, the silver spaceship, the lion takes control.

-Ratboy

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Friday, March 4, 2005 8:54 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

"What do you mean this isn't the JMC Red Dwarf?"

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'Trust me - I know what I'm doing!' - Sledge Hammer
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Friday, March 4, 2005 8:55 PM

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:
Heres something for 'They Might Be Giants' fans:

In the spaceship, the silver spaceship, the lion takes control.

-Ratboy

GOOD ONE! Why didn't I think of that? OMG is it so perfect! My vote, right there.

Keep flying

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Sunday, March 6, 2005 7:07 AM

RYCE

Jubal Early: *ARRR* This is the look I get when I can't think of anything else funny to say!

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Sunday, March 6, 2005 1:02 PM

OXYOPIA

Shown here is the alternate footage to 'Objects in Space'...where Kaylee decides to repay Jubal's kind words in the engine room with a swift kick to the groin

or

Saying: BWAAH!
Thinking: (I still don't see how this strikes fear into anyone's heart...)

My votes go to the TMBG reference and AnotherFireflyfan/UMDESCH4 Early floating in space/'does that seem right to you'.

-Oxy

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Sunday, March 6, 2005 5:18 PM

RAT

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Jubal: The devil made me buy that dress!!

-Ratboy

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Monday, March 7, 2005 5:26 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

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VOTE!!!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/895293

Cilantro!
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Monday, March 7, 2005 5:35 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

*bumpuses!*

TCM

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Monday, March 7, 2005 5:50 PM

RAT

So cool that a TMBG quote made it on to the poll!! Thanks!!!!

-Ratboy

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Monday, March 7, 2005 6:06 PM

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

yeah. And a funny quote it is. :)

Keep flying

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Monday, March 7, 2005 9:28 PM

THEGREYJEDI

Oooooooh right! Giggidy giggidy giggidy.

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