The FURTHER adventures of the U.S.S. SereniTREE. . . by Static

Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
So I'm gonna go with torn jeans and a white tank top.

You can't go wrong with a tank and jeans...it's what you'll find me wearing most days out in the world where physics exists.

Cap'n Ebo, what are your orders? *twg hopes Ebo doesn't mistake her for the drive thru window. She pulls her piratey personality out of a lost thread and tries to remember to speak proper*

Seems the picaroons be set to tack the Cutter Lee. I could start 'em. I like smackin 'em. They tend to whimper. Cap'n, I knowin we can learn 'em proper like after, but the need to make salmagundi of the lot be strong...do we play 'em or do we clap 'em?

*twg turns to me hearty…ack, still in pirate mode, turns to her beloved*
Sure, you say you like the flight suit, but what about a red tee and maybe some jeans…

www.thatweirdgirl.com
---
After silence, that which comes closest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
--Aldous Huxley

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, March 7, 2005 10:47 AM

MAI

MAI-Day! Mai-day! (hehehe) <<< apparently still suffering side affects of the laughing gas>> Anyway, I need some help. Lots and lots of help.

There were pirates? How come I don't remember the pirates?

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, March 7, 2005 10:48 AM

MONTANAGIRL

Quote:
Rat said: I don't have the plan! Do you have the plan? Okay, who stole the plan?

*mg is digging through the couch cushions.*

Well, I've found 15 cents and a couple of jelly beans, but no plan.

*Continues dismantling the couch.*

Dale, what are you doing here? You go home this minute, do you hear me! Sorry about that guys, not sure how my ferret found her way here. If anybody's missing an eraser she probably stole it.

*Puts couch back together and plops down.*

Well Rat, I have no idea where the plan went. Sock puppets aside, this is a very poorly executed mutiny.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, March 7, 2005 3:15 PM

**bump**

==================================================
"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, March 7, 2005 3:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
When we last left our intrepid heroes........torn jeans and a white tank top

Sounds like Static is quite the hero, one might evan say champion, and evryone else is kinda' moon-brain!!!

-Ratboy

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, March 7, 2005 3:19 PM

*laugh*

Hey, pal. . .YOU wanna be the hero? YOU write the next summary!

(nothin' but love, brother. Nothin' but love)

==================================================
"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, March 7, 2005 3:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
Sock puppets aside, this is a very poorly executed mutiny.

MG, kree! Never give up, never surrender!!

-Ratboy

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, March 7, 2005 4:34 PM

Being ever so unfashionably late, my pirate name is Iron John Cash.

Iron = I am strong, tough, heavy, unpolished, and built for bludgeoning.

John = My last name is Johnson

John Cash = Johnny Cash is t3h r0xx0r.

Yar.

--------------------------------------------------------------
Chief Engineer - USS SereniTREE.
http://www.jed-soft.com Gamer Rigs, Budget Prices
http://tomeofgrey.blogspot.com
Real Fans Wait - 09/30/05

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, March 7, 2005 4:56 PM

MALICIOUS

Dude! Umm, I mean: Me swarthy dubloon!

THIS is where you get your pirate name:

http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate/

Arrr.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, March 7, 2005 4:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
Hey, pal. . .YOU wanna be the hero? YOU write the next summary!

-------------------------A summary.--------------------------
-------------------------By S. Rat.--------------------------
------------------------Chapter one.-------------------------

Ratboy was born on a small farm in the country of....No...Wait that will take too long, let me sum up!!
Okay, lets see we were in the ship, the crew was comeing after us, the crew started to charge us, and then, Capt'Ebo said "SURRENDER"! Then I said(with MG still at my side) "You mean you wish to surrender to me? Vary well I accept!

So, long story short, I'm in charge around here now!!

*Ratboy looks around, and then back at MG* So, where is this place they left us at?

-Ratboy

edit- Sorry, the above should read "So, where exactly is here?

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, March 7, 2005 5:04 PM

MONTANAGIRL

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:
*Ratboy looks around, and then back at MG* So, where is this place they left us at?

*Looking around.*

Do you see any ROUS's?

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, March 7, 2005 5:15 PM

See, I took a quiz to get it. I just found it coincidental/ironical is all.

--------------------------------------------------------------
Chief Engineer - USS SereniTREE.
http://www.jed-soft.com Gamer Rigs, Budget Prices
http://tomeofgrey.blogspot.com
Real Fans Wait - 09/30/05

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, March 7, 2005 5:18 PM

ELWOODMOM

Are you trying to start a mutiny? Here I am, fixing dinner, and I feel a tug on my skirt. It's Ebo, and she says that you are trying to take over. Has that ever helped Plankton? Noooooo...and HE went to college! (a little Spongebob humor here!)

Now, I've knocked Malicious's and Neroli's heads together before, and I can certainly give you something to cry about! Do you want a time-out, young man??

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, March 7, 2005 5:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
*Looking around.*

Do you see any ROUS's?

Just me!!

-Ratboy

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, March 7, 2005 5:30 PM

EBONEZER

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:
Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
Hey, pal. . .YOU wanna be the hero? YOU write the next summary!

-------------------------A summary.--------------------------
-------------------------By S. Rat.--------------------------
------------------------Chapter one.-------------------------

Ratboy was born on a small farm in the country of....No...Wait that will take too long, let me sum up!!
Okay, lets see we were in the ship, the crew was comeing after us, the crew started to charge us, and then, Capt'Ebo said "SURRENDER"! Then I said(with MG still at my side) "You mean you wish to surrender to me? Vary well I accept!

So, long story short, I'm in charge around here now!!

*Ratboy looks around, and then back at MG* So, where is this place they left us at?

-Ratboy

edit- Sorry, the above should read "So, where exactly is here?

And this is why we don't let Rat write summarys. He's often wrong.

PS - THANKS MOM!!

-----------------------------------

Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, March 7, 2005 5:47 PM

ELWOODMOM

Welcome! Can't have any delinquents riling up the rest of the crew!

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, March 7, 2005 5:52 PM

MONTANAGIRL

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Welcome! Can't have any delinquents riling up the rest of the crew!

*Confused.* But I thought we were ALL delinquents? That's why we're in the treehouse.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, March 7, 2005 5:56 PM

ELWOODMOM

There's different levels of delinquents, and Ratboy was the most delinquent of...er...delinquent!

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, March 7, 2005 6:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Are you trying to start a mutiny......Do you want a time-out, young man??

You don't scare me none!

Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
THANKS MOM!!

She don't scare me none!

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Welcome! Can't have any delinquents riling up the rest of the crew!

It's too late, you fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The crew is already riled!!

-Ratboy

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, March 7, 2005 6:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
There's different levels of delinquents, and Ratboy was the most delinquent of...er...delinquent!

Why....(sniff)...Thank you!!! Thank you so much!!!!!!

-Ratboy

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, March 7, 2005 6:16 PM

It's the nicest thing......

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, March 7, 2005 6:16 PM

....anyone's ever said to(about) me!!!

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, March 7, 2005 7:29 PM

* The Real Me considers the fact that the Sereni-TREE is not maneuvering, and the mutineers have access to a very nimble runabout. *

* Therefore, in order to get the Sereni-TREE maneuvering again, AND to fit in more with the piratey theme, The Real Me deploys a solar sail. He controls it from the upper cargo bay by pulling and releasing numerous cables. The Real Me gets on the intercom. *

Arrrrgh, me maties! It be TheRealMe talkin'! Cap'n Ebonezer, have ye a course fer me t'follow?

P.S. Jake7, I haven't forgotten our game of pool, it's just, well, we have a MUTINY. You can help trim the sails if you like. There's an awful lot of cables.

P.P.S. And yes, Rat, I've always thought of you as a delinquent Rodent Of Unusual Size.

P.P.P.S. Dammit, I still have to get a pirate name!

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, March 7, 2005 7:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Rat, I've always thought of you as a delinquent Rodent Of Unusual Size.

Wow! Thats the second nicest thing anyone's ever said too me!! Thanks son!!!

-Ratboy

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, March 7, 2005 8:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:

The ship is now slowing down gradually, and noone's quite sure where we are.

Psssst! Static, in space we just keep on coasting. There is no friction to slow us down. Of course, we are now under power due to my solar sail (with a big skull and crossbones painted on it).

However, we are LOST. While we have a Captain, a First Officer, an Engineer, and a Pilot, we seem to be lacking a Navigator! And considering the Mutiny we are also lacking a Security Chief or Master at Arms or whatever. And how about a Tour Guide or Cruise Director? And while Zoid is the proprietor of the Pub at the Bottom of the Tree, the Treehouse/Sereni-Tree has not had a bartender since SHW departed.

Sadly, I could not find a cool pirate name.

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, March 7, 2005 8:31 PM

* The Real Me suddenly gets an idea, and runs off to his room. Hopefully Jake7 or someone is prepared to take over trimming the sails. If not, he ties them off. *

* In his room, The Real Me goes to a special trunk and throws it open. He digs around in it, until with a satisfied smile, he pulls something out. *

* The Real Me puts on a space suit and climbs up to the highest yard-arm of the solar sail. From there, he proudly unfurls a flag. It displays a little house sitting on a branch of a large tree. *

This is the flag that Shw made for us, back when we inhabited the (Faster Loading) Treehouse!

We have a flag! You mutineers do not!

http://www.fireflyfans.net/sunroomitem.asp?i=2750

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, March 7, 2005 9:08 PM

MAI

Oh! Can I be the tour guide? Please? That sounds like something I can handle and lots a fun too.

One question for you or whoever is assigning duties. What exactly does this job entail? Do I get to plan where we go (that is after we stop drifting)? Ok, maybe two questions. Are there going to be new passengers? I think we should because "I like to meet new people. They've all got stories..."

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, March 7, 2005 9:25 PM

Gravitational forces, TRM, gravitational forces.

*notes the input from the solar sail. notes the lack of solar forces anywhere in the vicinity. notes that the input from the solar sail is nigh unto nonexistant. flips a switch, returning the engines to normal power levels. Squints and dims the lights back down to darker levels. Opens a new bottle of Cheerwine.*

--------------------------------------------------------------
Chief Engineer - USS SereniTREE.
http://www.jed-soft.com Gamer Rigs, Budget Prices
http://tomeofgrey.blogspot.com
Real Fans Wait - 09/30/05

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, March 7, 2005 9:36 PM

Gravitational forces from WHAT?

If there is enough gravity to slow us down, then we are close enough to a system to use a solar sail, especially one of my own super-light-sensitive design!

But if you have finally put the power back on, I'll pull the sail back in.

But a sail would be cooler to have on a pirate ship!

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, March 7, 2005 9:39 PM

Mai! You can define the job any way you like. The rest of us do!

And we're picking up new people all the time...

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, March 8, 2005 2:14 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Gravitational forces from WHAT?

If there is enough gravity to slow us down, then we are close enough to a system to use a solar sail, especially one of my own super-light-sensitive design!

But if you have finally put the power back on, I'll pull the sail back in.

But a sail would be cooler to have on a pirate ship!

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

You know. . .

I hereby invoke the discussion-thread-physics-laws. . .

We're slowing down. Period. Who cares why? We're slowing down because it contributes to the story.

Everyone update your scripts.

==================================================
"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, March 8, 2005 5:06 AM

Maybe it's Q's fault... Or because of semi-polarized vertrion paritcles creating a subspace shift in the cohesion matrix.

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, March 8, 2005 7:30 AM

*twg, forgetting all about the piratey stuff, goes into trek mode...*

Grey, I know my beloved declared this a no physics thread but i can't help myself. There doesn’t have to be a sun sitting next to us for the solar sails to work. We could get caught in a solar eddy...don't you remember the ds9 ep 'explorers'? I really enjoyed gettin to know the Dax symbiant...Curzon, what a way to go Death by Jamaharon...

...ooh! Mai, where are we going next? Any neato places you've found out here? I've always wanted to go to Risa...the beautiful pleasure planet...Static is that a Horga'hn statue on the dashboard?

www.thatweirdgirl.com
---
After silence, that which comes closest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
--Aldous Huxley

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, March 8, 2005 7:37 AM

JAKE7

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* The Real Me suddenly gets an idea, and runs off to his room. Hopefully Jake7 or someone is prepared to take over trimming the sails. If not, he ties them off. *

*jake7 finally recovered from the Nitrous Oxide debacle, uncurls from her fetal position on the floor*

Sorry, TRM, I just didn't have time to get to the sail. But, as Grey pointed out, we didn't have to worry about it anyway.

According to Mal's Pirate site, my name is:
Mad Morgan Cash
Described as:
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit.
You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!

So! With THAT in mind...

*jake7 suddenly appears with really cool pirate garb on, complete with the funny hat with the skull and crossbones logo on it*
Avast ye mateys and landlubbers! Arr, the place be a mess! Swab the decks! Hoist the misen-mast and someone hand me a grog! Arr!

*jake7 plops down on the nearest clean couch, pleased with herself with her really bad pirate tirade*

So, that was fun. What do we do now?

--------------
MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, March 8, 2005 8:42 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Gravitational forces from WHAT?

If there is enough gravity to slow us down, then we are close enough to a system to use a solar sail, especially one of my own super-light-sensitive design!

But if you have finally put the power back on, I'll pull the sail back in.

But a sail would be cooler to have on a pirate ship!

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

Everything exudes gravity. So even far and distant stars will put gravitational forces on a ship. Not to mention the Gravity Drive, while inactive, it's still there throwing gravitational forces throughout the quantam foam and all over the ship.

--------------------------------------------------------------
Chief Engineer - USS SereniTREE.
http://www.jed-soft.com Gamer Rigs, Budget Prices
http://tomeofgrey.blogspot.com
Real Fans Wait - 09/30/05

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, March 8, 2005 9:13 AM

I thought the mutiny was over when y'all maroond MG and I in the fireswamp. But if evryone wants to continue with the mutiny, thats fine by me. Now then, it was the mutineers who started the whole pirate thing. So by takeing pirate names and by puting up pirate sails, I'm thinkin' that all of you, have joind us!! End of discussion, I'm captain now!!! HaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!!

-Ratboy

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, March 8, 2005 9:26 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:

Everything exudes gravity. So even far and distant stars will put gravitational forces on a ship. Not to mention the Gravity Drive, while inactive, it's still there throwing gravitational forces throughout the quantam foam and all over the ship.

--------------------------------------------------------------
Chief Engineer - USS SereniTREE.
http://www.jed-soft.com Gamer Rigs, Budget Prices
http://tomeofgrey.blogspot.com
Real Fans Wait - 09/30/05

Geek.

==================================================
"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, March 8, 2005 10:00 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
Quote:
Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:

Everything...ship.

Geek.

*after careful consideration, twg decides a red shirt is a definite no-no, may end up dead or bleeding, so she puts on a gold one..being first lieutenant and all*

whew! Glad he's the geek and not the girl quoting trek episodes.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
---
After silence, that which comes closest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
--Aldous Huxley

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, March 8, 2005 10:01 AM

MAI

A pleasure planet? What an excellent suggestion we will absolutely have to include that in the itenarary.

I don't have a plan set in stone, but I think we should explore the planets our BDH's seem to frequent. Except maybe Whitefall, and the one where people are kidnapped. Neither of those sound like an ideal place for relaxing.
Ok, so maybe not ALL the planets.

First, I think we should set a course for Persephone. I hear they have same real shiny dress shops there. Also I am betting that somewhere out there has to be a decent theatre. Everywhere we go must have a good show to attend. ((P.S. TWG and Static, I am so happy to see that I am not the only one with such an obsession. BTW, I have no problem being weird, as a matter of fact I wouldn't have it any other way)

Anyway, back to the matter the planning. Im thinkin' we could even hijack... (umm i mean visit and politely recruit and not shoot) passengers from some of the other Thread planets.

Pack your bags kiddos were going on vacation! I mean a more vactiony type vaction than the one we are already livin' on the ship.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, March 8, 2005 10:02 AM

MALICIOUS

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Dammit, I still have to get a pirate name!

Go here!

http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, March 8, 2005 12:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
Quote:
Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:

Everything...ship.

Geek.

*after careful consideration, twg decides a red shirt is a definite no-no, may end up dead or bleeding, so she puts on a gold one..being first lieutenant and all*

whew! Glad he's the geek and not the girl quoting trek episodes.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
---
After silence, that which comes closest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
--Aldous Huxley

*kisses TWG*

My sweetest. . .anything you wear is lovely, and no harm will come to you as long as I draw breath.

==================================================
"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, March 8, 2005 12:09 PM

DTUCK

*Bloody Davy Cash, in his retrofitted spacecraft (think spaceworthy '93 Yugo with solid-O2 propulsion system) looks towards the disabled SereniTREE craft, and opens a comm line*

"YARRRR!!! I be a bit befuddled, might'n I come aboard and barter some o' this Cheerwine I brought on my long journey? ARRRR!!!"

__________________________________

The best way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.

- Oscar Wilde

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, March 8, 2005 12:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by DTuck:
*Bloody Davy Cash, in his retrofitted spacecraft (think spaceworthy '93 Yugo with solid-O2 propulsion system) looks towards the disabled SereniTREE craft, and opens a comm line*

"YARRRR!!! I be a bit befuddled, might'n I come aboard and barter some o' this Cheerwine I brought on my long journey? ARRRR!!!"

__________________________________

The best way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. - Oscar Wilde

**looks at Grey**

How bad can he be? He brought Cheerwine!

==================================================
"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, March 8, 2005 1:28 PM

INDIGO

Quote:
However, we are LOST. While we have a Captain, a First Officer, an Engineer, and a Pilot, we seem to be lacking a Navigator! And considering the Mutiny we are also lacking a Security Chief or Master at Arms or whatever. And how about a Tour Guide or Cruise Director? And while Zoid is the proprietor of the Pub at the Bottom of the Tree, the Treehouse/Sereni-Tree has not had a bartender since SHW departed.

Sadly, I could not find a cool pirate name.

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

Arr, me name is Bloody Mary Roberts. I've got a black cat on my shoulders 'cause parrots are fer sissies (unless they be dead and then I'll give 'em points for grossness and fortitude). I hear ye be needing a Master at Arms and I'm making my skills available -- fer the right price of course. (Wishing ye my resume?)

"Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!"

I used to be confused, now I'm just not sure.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, March 8, 2005 1:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by DTuck:
"YARRRR!!! I be a bit befuddled, might'n I come aboard and barter some o' this Cheerwine I brought on my long journey? ARRRR!!!"

Join with us and support me as captain, And I'll see to it that ye can add to that Cheerwine in ye hold!

-Ratboy

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, March 8, 2005 1:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Indigo:
I'm making my skills available -- fer the right price of course. (Wishing ye my resume?)

I'll take that(yonk)!!

Join with us and support me as captain, and ye can name ye price!!!

-Ratboy

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, March 8, 2005 3:08 PM

EBONEZER

Am I the only one who's beggening to get a mite tired of this mutiny thing?

*Ebo looks around at the people doing pirate-y things and decides that the crew has still got a few days of mutiny left in 'em.*

Alright, whatever. I'm gonna go take a nap. Wake me up when ya'll get off the drugs.

-----------------------------------

Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, March 8, 2005 3:30 PM

I'm with you Ebo. I'm done with the mutiny too. Let's get back to having fun and being silly.

*twg leaves the bridge, placing a kiss on Static's forehead, to join Ebo on the couch* Anything good on the HDTV tonight? I brought you a drink...it's not PepsiMilk...cheers

So, we are gonna tear up that plane, aren't we. They won't know what hit 'em. I think I'll wear a cunning hat. That way you'll know it's me. That and the random shouting of 'Cap'n Ebo, where are you? Come out, come out where ever you are!' Is it September yet?

www.thatweirdgirl.com
---
After silence, that which comes closest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
--Aldous Huxley

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, March 8, 2005 3:39 PM