The FURTHER adventures of the U.S.S. SereniTREE. . . by Static

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The FURTHER adventures of the U.S.S. SereniTREE. . .

POSTED BY: STATIC
UPDATED: Saturday, March 12, 2005 19:51
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Friday, March 11, 2005 11:51 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Okay, seems I need to say this...

*sigh*

We don't need one condom or a hundred of them. We are not doing that type of activity.

I second that assertion. . .and I must say, anyone who's delicate sensibilites were upset by the very overt affection between the two of us should have the decency to ASK us what's going on, rather than getting mad at us. I mean Christ. . .we're flying through space in a gorram treehouse!!!! Can we not add a bit of other fantasy stuff into the mix as well?

Quote:
*twg and Static are dancing (farewell like) to 'You can leave your hat on', when a loud alarm echoes thru the ship. Static grabs his sweetest's hand and runs to the bridge. The proximity sensor shows a largish asteroid off the port bough (heh get it tree...bough...bow...okay I'm a dork). Static jumps behind the controls, throwing bungee cords everywhere. He turns on the shipwide PA*

Attention please. We are nearing the Cozen pleasure planet. Prepare for landing.

*Static begins the landing sequence stuff (maybe I should have let him write this part, oh well)*

**kisses his beloved passionately and unashamedly**

You did that part JUST FINE, sweetest.

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http://burstsofstatic.blogspot.com/

Evil, Lecherous Hump

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Friday, March 11, 2005 12:53 PM

COZEN

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
, could you maybe consider making a few Adam Baldwins as well as long as you're at it? Not all of us are like Mal here blindly drooling over Nathan. Some of us go slack-jawed and dumb at the sight of AB. (Especially since he was in my dream last night. Every once in a while the sandman smiles upon you.)

*Black Jack Silver glides through the Sereni-Tree roof, descending in decreasing, tighter spirals, lookin' for a decent perch.*

*Chooses Cap'n Ebo's spiky head*

Squak! Very perchable, indeed.

Right Ho! Here's the rules:
1) Whatcha do behind closed doors ain't nobody's bidness but yer own.
2) There ain't any more rules.

Directions to Sereni-Tree pilot: recommend ya might wanna land on the 9th fairway's apron to the elevated green. From there, it's a short walk to the clubhouse.

Those of you needing to maintain your flying hours will find a hangar about an acre to the right of the hotel. It contains one (1) only helicopter. Possible downside: it's a Sikorsky H-53E Heavy-Lift model, utilitarian, not sexy.

There are now two (2) only chocolate covered Adam Baldwin clones. Possible downside: prospective suitors will have to nibble their way to his hirsute chest, and one chest hair must be plucked to fully activate all of the clone's functionality. First come, first served (make of that what you will).

Water has been procured for the showers and jacuzzis. However, due to a small flaw in the algorithms used to contain the mighty grav-flux forces of the black hole fuelling this star cluster's support systems, the 50 meter (55 yard) swimming pool contains not water, so much as a couple dozen billiards tables. Management (that would be cozen), has allocated a high priority to rectifying this issue, on account of wanting to induce the wearing of skimpy bikinis.

The hotel bar has a wide variety of single malt scotches, and Guiness. We're workin' on it....

On the mezzanine level, please feel free to browse through the wide array of slinky dress shoppes. There's also a Pie-slingin' Twister Rec Room located across from the elevators. It doubles as the dance floor from 11:00 p.m. to 8:00 a.m.

Help Wanted: DJ required for Twister Rec Room. Payment negotiable (hint: there's Moreena and Jewel clones in the works. Sadly, the first dozen models were kinda, um, hirsute. Everywhere. We're workin' on it).

As y'all are the first visitors, all rooms and facilities are available gratis.

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On to . . . where were we going again?

Rukus

For the metrically challenged, C to F: double it, add 35, and yer in the 'hood.

Thank you for your attention, etc., Squweeeeee!

*BJS prepares for takeoff*

***
As any sensible bird would do....

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Friday, March 11, 2005 1:20 PM

STATIC

Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:
[BDirections to Sereni-Tree pilot: recommend ya might wanna land on the 9th fairway's apron to the elevated green. From there, it's a short walk to the clubhouse.

Right! **gently steers the ship towards the fairway**

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Those of you needing to maintain your flying hours will find a hangar about an acre to the right of the hotel. It contains one (1) only helicopter. Possible downside: it's a Sikorsky H-53E Heavy-Lift model, utilitarian, not sexy.

Not sexy?

NOT SEXY?!?!?!!?!?!?

How can THIS. . .

[img]

[/img]

not be sexy???

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Evil, Lecherous Hump

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Friday, March 11, 2005 2:03 PM

COZEN

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:

Not sexy?

NOT SEXY?!?!?!!?!?!?

How can THIS. . .

[img] [/img]

not be sexy???

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http://burstsofstatic.blogspot.com/

Evil, Lecherous Hump

*BJS pauses, mid flap, cocks a birdy head, clearly taking in a message*

Squelch! Well,

I'm kinda with ya on this one, ELH/Static. However, given the fine quality of human female representatives aboard the Starship Sereni-Tree, cozen's official stance is that whirlybirds pale in sexy comparison. Perhaps we might settle for sexy, but different?

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Thwopthwopthwopthwopthwop, etc.

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Friday, March 11, 2005 2:24 PM

INDIGO

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:

How can THIS. . .

[img] [/img]

not be sexy???

Grr, ka-thump, yum. Scary powerful is sexy. But that's me.
Then again, so is sultry.
And earthy.
And...

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Japanese Windows error msg:
Screen.
Mind.
Both are Blank.

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Friday, March 11, 2005 2:51 PM

RAT

I'm sorry, but it looks like a hand, reaching for a big green (fill in the blank)!!!

-Ratboy

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Friday, March 11, 2005 4:59 PM

THEGREYJEDI

Wow. I didn't even think about my kilt.

*quick change!*
Bwahaha.

*is now wearing his kilt. and only his kilt. manly legs and chest with hair, etc.*

And I'm not telling if I'm regimental.

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Friday, March 11, 2005 5:22 PM

CASUALTY

*Casualty catches the chocolate bar with almonds that TRM threw her before entering his portal*

Thanks, but no thanks. You see I am allergic to nuts! Only the food variety of course. Nutty people are just fine!

Excellent! We are here. I shotgun the swimming pool! Minus the billiard tables though. Water seems like a much more pleasing experience and this is a pleasure planet after all.

"If nothing we do means anything then the only thing that means anything is what we do"

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Friday, March 11, 2005 8:49 PM

THEREALME

* A spot of light appears on the wall of the SereniTree common room. It expands to become a ring of fire around a dark void. From this hole in reality steps The Real Me, staggering under the weight of numerous packages. He is dressed like a 1920’s gangster, with a pin-stripe suit and a nice fedora. Next, Mai steps out of the dimensional portal, dressed like a flapper of the same era. *

See, Mai, it was a good idea to take that side trip to the dimension where money literally grows on trees.

* The Real Me tries to set the packages down carefully, but he slips and drops them all. *

Oooops! Sorry.

Next time, we’ll bring along the Ebo Golem to carry stuff.

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Friday, March 11, 2005 8:52 PM

THEREALME

* The Real Me opens his "violin case" and pulls out a handful of non-nutty chocolate bars. He tosses them at Casualty. *

Here you go!

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Friday, March 11, 2005 8:56 PM

THEREALME

Quote:
Originally posted by jake7:
Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* The Real Me looks about the common room of the Sereni-Tree, and realizes that “naughty” attire seems to be synonymous with “skimpy” attire. Unfortunately, The Real Me is the sort whose attractiveness approaches its maximum value as more and more of his body becomes covered. It is for a similar reason that he usually keeps a beard. *

Me, too - but without a beard!

However, one can still dress naughty but be fully covered!

Yes, but black leather chafes.

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Friday, March 11, 2005 8:57 PM

MONTANAGIRL

Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:
However, due to a small flaw in the algorithms used to contain the mighty grav-flux forces of the black hole fuelling this star cluster's support systems, the 50 meter (55 yard) swimming pool contains not water, so much as a couple dozen billiards tables. Management (that would be cozen), has allocated a high priority to rectifying this issue, on account of wanting to induce the wearing of skimpy bikinis.

Well, I can just lay on a pool table and sun myself since the weather is so accomodating. Billiard tables and bikinis don't have to be exclusive.

I call dibs on one of the Adams!!!!!

Are we there yet?

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Friday, March 11, 2005 9:18 PM

THEREALME

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Okay, seems I need to say this...

*sigh*

We don't need one condom or a hundred of them. We are not doing that type of activity.

I second that assertion. . .and I must say, anyone who's delicate sensibilites were upset by the very overt affection between the two of us should have the decency to ASK us what's going on, rather than getting mad at us. I mean Christ. . .we're flying through space in a gorram treehouse!!!! Can we not add a bit of other fantasy stuff into the mix as well?

???

I don't think anybody is confused about what's real. I pride myself at knowing the difference between fantasy and reality. Sometimes, I'm not so sure which I'd rather live in...

But I digress.

The truth is, I'm not mad (a tiny bit jealous, perhaps, but that's different).

I didn't read Mom as being mad either. In fact, I thought she was being rather funny, and acting well within the created sub-reality that is the Sereni-Tree.

Considering that the "real" people behind Static and ThatWeirdGirl are separated by over a thousand miles... no I didn't think you were REALLY having sex.

Now, if we talk about the characters of Static and ThatWeirdGirl who exist in the Sereni-Tree... I wasn't so sure. Neither did I care, much. This is all a fantasy, after all.

But I stand corrected, now.

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Friday, March 11, 2005 9:20 PM

MAI

Wow what a caper! I can't believe we got all this stuff for a mere 20 clams!

TRM, Your the cat's meow in that get-up! Those dames on the pleasure planet aren't gonna know what hit 'em.
*Mai twirls in front of the mirror* Isn't this dress just the bees knees? Who knew getting all dolled up could be so much fun.

Now where's the stuff we pinched from the speakeasy? All that time shifting has left me a bit befuddled.

*Straightens hair, checks make-up* I'm ready! Are we there yet?

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Friday, March 11, 2005 9:21 PM

THEREALME

* Still in his gangster suit, The Real Me doffs his hat at the figure reclining in the pool full of... pool tables? *

MontanaGirl! Lookin' good!

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Friday, March 11, 2005 9:26 PM

THEREALME

* The Real Me turns to Mai. *

Affirmative!

No, I mean... Riiiiiight!

* The Real Me offers his arm to Mai. *

Shall we see what terrors Cozen has prepared for us?

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Friday, March 11, 2005 9:32 PM

MAI

Gladly, TRM.
Let's go explore a bit. I've got to scope out a dance floor for later on. This outfit was meant to be danced in!

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Friday, March 11, 2005 9:42 PM

THEREALME

You are quite right, Mai. A very sexy outfit. And I'm sure that on the dance floor, you could really make it "flap"!

* Whispers *

However, I'm afraid that I'm really not up on the gangster lingo like you. I'll let you do most of the talking, and I'll be the big dumb silent type.

* Louder *

Uh, let's go, doll-face!

* Arm in arm, The Real Me and Mai depart the Sereni-Tree and step onto Rukus. Then The Real Me starts worrying again if he and Cozen are anti-matter clones of each other, and what might happen if they meet. *

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Friday, March 11, 2005 9:49 PM

RAT

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* Arm in arm, The Real Me and Mai depart the Sereni-Tree and step onto Rukus.*

Just don't stay out too late, you know it's a school night!

-Ratboy

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Friday, March 11, 2005 9:53 PM

MAI

*whispers*
Shh.. dont' tell anyone. I kinda cheated with the lingo. Yes, I am a complete geek, I actually "researched" for a SereniTree post.

http://home.earthlink.net/~dlarkins/slang-pg.htm

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Friday, March 11, 2005 10:06 PM

THEREALME

* Surprised, The Real Me looks at Mai and smiles. *

Woman, you're my kinda geeky!

Say aren't you our tour guide? What can you tell me about Cozen's Pleasure Planet?

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Friday, March 11, 2005 10:24 PM

MAI

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Woman, you're my kinda geeky!

awww. That's the nicest compliment a girl can receive.

As for Rukus, I hate to say, I can't tell ya much about it. I have actually never been here myself. From what I have read it sounds very unique. Here you can peruse this brochure if you'd like.

Ruckus
THE pleasure planet

*Enjoy sunsets 24 hours a day!

* FREE fine wine ( ok, homemade inter engine moonshine) served nightly from 9pm-3am

*All rooms complete with wonderous views of said sunsets. note: Darkening shades provided for those guests who prefer to utilize their rooms in a romantic type fashion.

*Food of for all tastes. From all cultures and planets.

*Enjoy a dip in our every expanding bio-luminescent lake!

*Take in the sun on our one of kind sunbathing pool tables.

*Take advantage of our rent a clone club. Coming soon clones of any BDH that you desire.

*Enjoy the boutiqes located on the first floor of the hotel. Open Noon-8. All skimpy clothing, (including leather pants, mini-skirts, and swimwear are now 40% off!)

Questions? Management (Cozen) is here to help.

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 4:54 AM

THEREALME

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:

Just don't stay out too late, you know it's a school night!

Right, Dad, don't worry. We'll be sure to be back before... June.

Say, Mai, do you feel that? It's a feeling almost like when a new thread is about to...

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=9124

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 7:46 PM

EBONEZER

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Well, I always try to be good.

But sometimes, I'm excellent!

I don't think you're excellent, I think you're SHINY!

Ob my theater trip this weekend, we were talking about cool things. And this one chick was like, "I spell cool K-E-W-L."

And my friend (actually i think this guy is my brother. We were totaly seperated at birth. We're like exactly the same) anyway he says, "I'm such a rebel, I spell my cool K-O-W-L."

and I'm like, "I spell it S-H-I-N-Y."

and they were confused, but too sleep deprived to wonder to hard about it. (Hey, tha'd be like me! 3 hours of sleep in the last 36 hours. Yes!) (I'm gonna look at this post later, when i'm more awake, and be like, 'why did I post that? That was stupid.')

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 7:51 PM

EBONEZER

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:

Yes, Ebo, I see you abstaining. Good girl.

...uh yeah...about that...what happens on the Theater Trip, stays at the Theater Trip though. So technicaly i am still abstaining.

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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