CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #18 by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #18

POSTED BY: TENTHCREWMEMBER
UPDATED: Wednesday, March 16, 2005 17:36
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Friday, March 11, 2005 9:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal: Is this enough for tuition to the Companion Academy? I want to be a boywhore and then we can keep our relationship strictly businesslike!

Cilantro!
TCM

LMGAO!!! It's really too bad you can't put your own on the poll. That one was classic!

Keep flying

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Friday, March 11, 2005 9:35 PM

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

Quote:
Originally posted by dragonwine:
Inara: I don't do "captions", you can keep you're money and think up your own caption.
Mal: But all the good ones are taken.

Bravo! *claps* Turn the absense of an idea into a terrific one!

Keep flying

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 6:43 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

MAL: A bar of protein, a glass of Kaylee's wine, and a "thou"...
INARA: Can't dance and bad poetry...maybe you should leave the wiles to me.

OR

MAL: Allright, allright. 3 days you've had Kaylee enthralled. Here's the cash. NOW can I have my mechanic back?

OR

MAL: Hah! Sold the Lassiter my own self!
INARA: Mal, that is play money.
MAL: Ai ya! Tian xiz shou you de ren dou gai si...

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 10:05 AM

RAT

Mal: Would you give me about a two minute head start, then give this to Jayne?

Inara: What is it?

Mal: Pink slip!

-Ratboy

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 11:59 AM

DRAGONWINE

Inara: Just because you got all fanciful with a pretty floral bonnet, slept with a gorram Fox exec and still got us cancelled doesn't mean I'll do it. Besides there isn't enough money in the 'verse for me to companion with any lowly Fox exec.
Mal: But this is a Universal exec and maybe a 3 movie deal.
Inara: I'll have my shuttle there in half an hour.

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 12:17 PM

RYCE

Mal O'Reynolds: Kiss me, I'm Irish!

or

*Mal massively sneezes*
Inara: Gesundheit! Need a hanky?
Mal: Danks. *returns soiled hanky*
Inara: *upon sight of disgustingly snotty hanky* Um, you keep it.

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 2:27 PM

ARAMINA

Mal: Now, Inara, I don't want your money. If you want me to service you, all ya gotta do is ask.

When I think of an interesting signature you'll be the first to know.

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 3:14 PM

SIMONWHO

Mal: Inara... read me a story.

Or, on a less Freudian note:

Morena: Joss, do we really have to put a lightbulb above my head every time Inara has an idea?

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 3:23 PM

NIKNAK

Mal: Next time he goes to the bar he'll realise I picked his pocket.
Inara: You know, being able to slip your hand into another Man's pants will not help you get into mine.

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 4:12 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Inara: "Mal I told you I don't service crew."

Mal: "Well now, here's the thing. You don't actually have to service me. I just want you to get all naked and articulate and then give me a 'goodnight kiss.'"

Inara: "Huh?"

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 10:35 PM

THEGREYJEDI

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

MAL: Put me down for UNC and Duke in the Final Four, UNC taking it.

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Sunday, March 13, 2005 5:41 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Okay, I am trying to contain myself...man, that is some fong luh funniness y'all posted this week. Somehow, I've managed to keep it to six selections this week, though many were deserving.

|tease|
2 of you will be getting honorable mentions!

|/tease|

You have no problem voting, I think, from your reputation, yes?

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/896529

Cilantro!
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Sunday, March 13, 2005 12:02 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

*bumping the polls like Democrats in Florida*
(disclaimer, I have no political affiliation, it is a joke, so put the hand flamers down and step away from the thread...oh, and go vote gorram it!)

Cilantro!
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Sunday, March 13, 2005 4:31 PM

RYCE

You know, I wonder if any of our BDHs read this little game of ours...it'd be interesting to see their take on our captions.

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Monday, March 14, 2005 5:02 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by Ryce:
You know, I wonder if any of our BDHs read this little game of ours...it'd be interesting to see their take on our captions.

Wow, how shiny would that be? 'Course I figgur I am a bit far out in the Black to actually show up on their radar...but who knows?

Cilantro!
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Monday, March 14, 2005 12:36 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Just a reminder, voting ends at midnight EST!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/896529

CILANTR

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Monday, March 14, 2005 2:05 PM

MONTANAGIRL

Quote:
Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
MAL: Put me down for UNC and Duke in the Final Four, UNC taking it.

Don't tell me you're a Tar Heel. Now I won't be able to be friends with you anymore! (Kidding, but I AM a Dukie.)

Love the sentiment and timeliness of that caption, though. But after the way my boys played yesterday I wouldn't count on them getting to the Elite 8. UNC, on the other hand, is gonna kick a lot of people's butts. (It pains me to write good things about UNC, but I can do it. Maryland on the other hand...)

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Monday, March 14, 2005 2:10 PM

THEGREYJEDI

I would love nothing more than to see UNC and Duke in the Final Four.

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Monday, March 14, 2005 5:15 PM

RYCE

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Maryland on the other hand...

What about us Terps? So we had a rather roller-coaster season, didn't even make the NCAA, but at least we beat you Duke peoples!

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Wednesday, March 16, 2005 5:36 PM

DARKJESTER

OK, I know the voting is over, but this one just hit me.....

Inara (as Eliza Doolittle): "I want you to teach me 'ow to talk like a lady what works in a flahr shop....."

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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