The SereniTREE on Rukus, Pleasure Planet of the Cozen Cluster by TheRealMe

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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
well I was workin on continuing our wholesome romantical type evening on the beach and then Knibblet posts:
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I thought y'all might be interested to learn that Knibblet has the concession booth selling all sunscreen and lotion products on this planet. This includes lotions that heat up when you blow on ... 'em. :)

How am I going to stay all sweet with chocolate clones, optional clothing, and heating lotions?

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You know. . .I think you and I should investigate some of those warming lotions sometime.

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Monday, March 14, 2005 2:27 PM

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Originally posted by jake7:
*jake7 notices that TRM is in a black suit*

TRM, aren't you going to boil in that thing? Cripes! If I did my math right from the last thread, it's over 90 degrees here!

Check your closet, I'm SURE they have a swimsuit in there that you can use!

Actually, Jake7, I’m quite comfortable. I came up with 82.4 degrees F. The formula given earlier was an approximation. The actual formula (if I derived it correctly) is: F = 1.8 * C + 32.

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Monday, March 14, 2005 2:29 PM

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Mal-licious wrote:
TRM! I will race you to the sand....

Excellent, Mal-licious!

* The Real Me glances out of the hotel window to the beach below. *

Yes! I will race you to…

* As The Real Me looks back, Mal-licious is nowhere to be seen. Gazing out of the window again, he sees Mal-licious already on the beach, moving quickly toward the sea. *

Hmmmm… She’s FAST!

* The Real Me opens a dimensional portal and steps through, to appear next to Mal-licious. He looks around. *

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Mal-licious wrote:
I win!

Ohhh, look! Real stars wash up instead of starfish...

Ooooooh! Yes, pretty “star” fish!

* Suddenly puzzled, The Real Me looks around. *

Cozen! Are we your only customers, or do other ships come through here?

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Monday, March 14, 2005 2:47 PM

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
I came up with 82.4 degrees F.

THANK YOU!!! I thought I'd gone nuts,....Well, not to say I haven't, but as it would appear, not about this!

-Ratboy

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Monday, March 14, 2005 2:55 PM

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Originally posted by Malicious:
Real stars wash up instead of starfish...

...Burn the land, boil the sea...

-Ratboy

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Monday, March 14, 2005 2:59 PM

MONTANAGIRL

No, it's definitely a 3 as you can see from my previous post:

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Just so y'all know, I've claimed room #3. It's the one with the black door with the trademarked 3 and Dale Earnhardt's signature on it. cozen sure thought of everything didn't he?

But that doesn't mean that there can't be TWO room 3's. This is a pleasure planet for crying out loud, and if it pleases both of us to be in room 3, then we both get a room #3. And it's not like anyone is going to confuse mine with yours. Unless you're going to put The Man's signature on your door too, 'cause that would be confusing.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Monday, March 14, 2005 3:37 PM

EBONEZER

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Originally posted by montanagirl:
No, it's definitely a 3 as you can see from my previous post:

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Just so y'all know, I've claimed room #3. It's the one with the black door with the trademarked 3 and Dale Earnhardt's signature on it. cozen sure thought of everything didn't he?

B]

Whoops my bad. Did I say three? I ment #14. They look so similar. You can see where I met my confusion.

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Monday, March 14, 2005 3:47 PM

My room number is 23, in case anyone needs to know. Anyone? No?

Okay, fine. No problem. In that case, I'll just go and make cult TV references on my own.

Be seeing you.

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Monday, March 14, 2005 4:37 PM

MALICIOUS

SimonWho!

23 is my very favorite number! Would you share room numbers with me like Ebo and Montanagirl are? The numbers of the rooms, not the actual rooms, if I am understanding correctly.

If I am not understanding correctly: while I do not share very well, I am PHYSICALLLY CAPABLE of doing so. And I am very neat and courteous of my roommates. Or room-number-mates, as the case may be.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Monday, March 14, 2005 6:00 PM

Does anyone mind if I take room B4???...You konw in Florida, we'r envious of people with basements.

-Ratboy

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Monday, March 14, 2005 6:12 PM

MAI

*Hears footsteps behind her*

Oh hey Casualty and Ebo! For a minute there I thought I might have to ride everything by myself. So what do you guys want to do first?

*Pulls amusement park brochure out of back pocket*

Planet Rukus Fantasy Amusement Park

54 differnt roller coasters.
Each with varying amounts of dangerous and
gut-wrenching loop de loops.

Flying swings.

Bumper Mule vehicles.

Tilt-a-whirl- TILTS COMPLETELY UPSIDE DOWN AND BACK in mere seconds!

200 foot ferris wheel Each rotation taking you on a peaceful 1 hour ride!

18 Giant water slides!

70 different snack stands all containing junk food galore!

The only park in the 'verse that doesn't require tickets. EVERY RIDE AND GAME absolutely FREE!

Oh and NO HEIGHT Requirements!

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Monday, March 14, 2005 7:06 PM

* The Real Me purchases some of Knibblet's auto-heating sun screen. He examines the ingredients. *

Hmmmm...

* The Real Me pulls out a large wad of cash and buys Knibblet's entire stock. He transports it back to the Sereni-Tree in a shopping cart. He pauses when he sees TheGreyJedi. *

Hey, GreyJedi! Look at this. This chemical composition is such that if we rub this stuff all over the Sereni-TREE's main fusion plant, we should be able to increase our power output by about 20%!

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Monday, March 14, 2005 7:16 PM

* The Real Me joins Casualty, Mai, and Ebo. *

Would you ladies care to try the roller coasters?

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Monday, March 14, 2005 7:27 PM

MAI

Hey there TRM!

We were just trying to decide what to ride first.

How about that big, blue, shiny, SUPERDUPERQUADLOOP coaster?

*Takes out anti-dizzy/puking pills and swallows 3 of them*

Ok, now I'm ready. Let's go and rock and roll-er coaster people!

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Monday, March 14, 2005 7:30 PM

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* The Real Me pulls out a large wad of cash and buys Knibblet's entire stock.

and the rest of us? we don't get to play with the warming lotion? aw shucks, and Static was looking forward to it so...

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Monday, March 14, 2005 7:39 PM

* The Real Me pulls a sample of the Knibblet's Superb Sun Screen from his jacket pocket and tosses it to ThatWeirdGirl. *

Huh! And you thought that I would forget you?

Besides, she'll bring more tomorrow from her warehouse.

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Monday, March 14, 2005 7:45 PM

* Standing next to Mai, The Real Me realizes that her selected coaster must have anti-gravity units installed to make those loops work, even considering the low gravity. He smiles. *

Sure! Bring it on!

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Monday, March 14, 2005 8:32 PM

THEGREYJEDI

I don't believe in engine additives, I like it pure. And how's about sharin' that sun lotion stuff. Some people might need it.

*ponders the mix of kilt and roller coasters. hmmm*

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Monday, March 14, 2005 9:17 PM

Oh, fine. Whatever.

Here's a tube for you.

I'll just use this stuff for my own projects.

* The Real Me stores the sun lotion in a closet in his SereniTree room, and runs back to the roller coaster. *

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Monday, March 14, 2005 11:16 PM

Of course we can share a room number Malicious. 23 is a great number isn't it? Everyone, keep your eyes open and notice how many times 23 pops up, way more than it should by chance.

Right, time to hit the beach. I've got my bucket and spade, anyone else like to build sandcastles?

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Monday, March 14, 2005 11:58 PM

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Originally posted by SimonWho:
I've got my bucket and spade, anyone else like to build sandcastles?

No, but let me know when you'r done, and I'll besiege it!

-Ratboy

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005 7:32 AM

JAKE7

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Actually, Jake7, I’m quite comfortable. I came up with 82.4 degrees F. The formula given earlier was an approximation. The actual formula (if I derived it correctly) is: F = 1.8 * C + 32.

Thanks, TRM! That's relief!

I couldn't figure out how ANYONE could think of 90+ degrees as a pleasant temperature!

*jake7 runs off to try out the water slides. Now that she's used to the amazing sunsets, she's no longer distracted and bumping into things...*

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005 7:39 AM

Not Quite Lemons Warning

We last left the lovebirds alone on a beach resting in each others embrace near the soft glow of firelight.

*twg tugs down the zipper of the flight suit, getting no resistance from her beloved as she slips the suit from his body. She positions the shorts-clad Static face down on a nearby towel. Slowly, twg rubs his neck; her hands glide along his shoulders, massaging the weary pilot. twg inches closer, he can feel the warmth of her body as she leans over him. As her hands caress their way down his back, she slides her leg over his hip, straddling him. Continuing her ministrations, she makes slow deep kneading movements up his figure, eliciting soft moans of approval from his lips. twg bends her head towards his ear, letting her hair skim his back and shoulders, and whispers for him to relax. As she pulls away she places several soft kisses down his neck. Her fingers gently skid along his spine, before they return to their previous manipulations. She remembers the small tube of warming lotion TRM gave her and while it is not the way she intended to use it, she rubs a small amount into Static’s upper back. She lightly exhales across the lotion covered skin. He squirms as she follows her breath with quick licks and kisses…*

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005 7:45 AM

Speaking of temperature formulas, did you know that if you count the number of times a cricket chirps in one minute, divide by 7 and add 4, you get the temperature in Celsius (although it varies slightly from species to species). Isn't that amazing? Isn't it?

*chirp, chirp, chirp*

Okay, it's apparently 80 degrees here but I'm feeling a chill.

Speaking of rollercoasters, I spent a few days at the Universal Studios ride and scared myself witless (is it just me or have theme parks turned evil over the last ten years?). Can't wait for the Serenity ride. Anyway, there was this ride called Dr Doom's Tower of Terror which looks like this:

What happens is that you get flung up at 4gs, then flung down again at -1.5gs. That's more than astronauts are supposed to get. Went on that ride quite a few times, very good fun except that when I went skiing last week, I noticed I was tensing up, every time my chairlift went by a pylon. I've obviously now associated being beside tall metal structures with plummetting downwards at speed. Not so good.

Right, so in its honour, I have made a sand castle replica of the Fearfall. Besiege away ratboy, you won't get far.

Edit: don't you hate it when you post unknowingly just after someone else does and their post makes yours look horribly incongruous?

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005 7:47 AM

Ummmm. . .

wow.

Damn.

wow.

*shiver*

Gimme a minute.

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005 8:27 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Not Quite Lemons Warning

We last left the lovebirds alone on a beach resting in each others embrace near the soft glow of firelight.

*twg tugs down the zipper of the flight suit, getting no resistance from her beloved as she slips the suit from his body. She positions the shorts-clad Static face down on a nearby towel. Slowly, twg rubs his neck; her hands glide along his shoulders, massaging the weary pilot. twg inches closer, he can feel the warmth of her body as she leans over him. As her hands caress their way down his back, she slides her leg over his hip, straddling him. Continuing her ministrations, she makes slow deep kneading movements up his figure, eliciting soft moans of approval from his lips. twg bends her head towards his ear, letting her hair skim his back and shoulders, and whispers for him to relax. As she pulls away she places several soft kisses down his neck. Her fingers gently skid along his spine, before they return to their previous manipulations. She remembers the small tube of warming lotion TRM gave her and while it is not the way she intended to use it, she rubs a small amount into Static’s upper back. She lightly exhales across the lotion covered skin. He squirms as she follows her breath with quick licks and kisses…*

**…and then sits up gently, moving to sit behind his beloved before they get booted off the thread. Taking some of the oil, he begins to spread it across TWG’s back, rubbing it into her shoulders, kneading deeply. He works slowly down her back and back up again before pulling her back against him, wrapping his arms around her and kissing her shoulder tenderly as they watch their friends enjoy themselves on the beach.**

You know . . .I’m wondering if anyone is going to want to leave this place?

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005 8:42 AM

KNIBBLET

*silent as a mouse ... clumsy as an ox*

*sets up her kiosk selling chocolate syrup, 5002 flavors of ice cream and edible body paints*

*minds her own damn business as she sets about some fine capitalism*

*tosses some samples about as she phones her supplier to get more sunscreens and lotions*

"I'm gonna rip you a new puppet hole, bitch!"

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005 8:42 AM

KNIBBLET

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005 10:35 AM

MONTANAGIRL

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Originally posted by SimonWho:
Right, time to hit the beach. I've got my bucket and spade, anyone else like to build sandcastles?

I've never made sandcastles before but I've always wanted to. (Not much in the way of beaches here

)

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005 11:11 AM

*After much diging in the sand(or was it another thread?), Ratboy finds something he thinks is relevant enough to share!*

-From the USS SereniTREE, aka the 'Love Boat.'

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Originally posted by Static:
Can we get back to at least a PG-13 on this one? I'm sorry for letting it get out of hand.

-Ratboy

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005 11:19 AM

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Originally posted by SimonWho:
Besiege away ratboy, you won't get far.

Naw! I'm not in a vary besiegeish mood anymore.

-Ratboy

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005 11:45 AM

MALICIOUS

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* The Real Me joins Casualty, Mai, and Ebo. *

.....apparently leaving Mal-Licious alone on the beach...

Never fear, Mal-Licious has already started sampling the water park delights. If I had the moola, I would build a water park behind my home, with a giant moat-like lazy river rafting ride all the way around my house.

*ETA: Oh, hey, has anyone seen Cozen? Aren't we here to see if we can get him back? Or no?

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005 11:49 AM

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Originally posted by Rat:
*After much diging in the sand(or was it another thread?), Ratboy finds something he thinks is relevant enough to share!*

-From the USS SereniTREE, aka the 'Love Boat.'

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
Can we get back to at least a PG-13 on this one? I'm sorry for letting it get out of hand.

-Ratboy

I was all for cooling it down, but people said it was okay...so massage it is. beach clothes are on...above belt touching...not even a full-on lip lock...it's just a bit vivid is all...I even thru in a warning.

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005 12:04 PM

Who wants to see my impersonation of Jewel Staite?

Okay, ready?

Not bad, eh?

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005 12:09 PM

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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
I was all for cooling it down, but people said it was okay.

Don't let people stop you! Cool it down!! Cool it down!!!

-Ratboy

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005 12:16 PM

hey Simon!

Can I ask you a question about cricket?

Great...So apparently my dad played cricket the other day with, well I don't know who, and he was all excited because he assisted the assist for a point or goal or some such. Is that good? Is that even relevant? How does the game work anyway...all I know of cricket I learned from Arthur Dent, so not much.

Oh and I missed you when you were skiing...I know it looks like I was pretty well occupied, but you were on my mind

We still on for the pint if I ever get across the atlantic again? Awesome! and I want to ski!

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005 12:30 PM

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Originally posted by Rat:
Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
I was all for cooling it down, but people said it was okay.

Don't let people stop you! Cool it down!! Cool it down!!!

-Ratboy

Aw.. .gimme a break!

All she did was very vividly describe a sensual and romantic massage. Can we not revel in our cyber-love?

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005 12:46 PM

Cool down?

*twg quirks an eyebrow at Rat and smirks in the most evil way a weird girl can smirk*

Well then we shall cool down.

*twg pulls Static to his feet. She abandons her sarong and top, leaving her in a bikini. She leads Static to the edge of the COOL waters*

Would you care for a dip to cool down?

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Cool down?

*twg quirks an eyebrow at Rat and smirks in the most evil way a weird girl can smirk*

Well then we shall cool down.

*twg pulls Static to his feet. She abandons her sarong and top, leaving her in a bikini. She leads Static to the edge of the COOL waters*

Would you care for a dip to cool down?

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Can we not revel in our cyber-love?

Hmmmmmmmmmmm. . .feeling you wrapped around me as the waves lap against us... Sounds like fun!

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005 1:28 PM

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Originally posted by Static:
Can we not revel in our cyber-love?

Can you not revel in your "cyber-love"?

-Ratboy

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005 2:14 PM

EBONEZER

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Originally posted by Rat:
Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
Can we not revel in our cyber-love?

Can you not revel in your "cyber-love"?

-Ratboy

Rat, do me a favor and shut up.

And yay! Rollercoasters! We should ride ALL OF THEM.

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005 2:46 PM

Alas, twg, cricket has neither goals nor points. He probably got a catch (for which the bowler also gets credit) or made a few runs. The rules of cricket are really quite straightforward, I don't know why people can't seem to understand them. The game is played by two sides. The first side is in and the second side goes out. Two of the side which is in, go out. The side that is out, tries to get the side that is in, out. When one of the side that is in, gets out, he goes in and the next one goes out. Then when all of the first side (except one) that was in, are out, the second side that was out goes in. The first side now goes out and tries to get the second side, who now are in, out. Then you repeat the process.

Simple! Although all you really need to know is to bet on Australia to win.

And if you make it over here, just you try and stop me from having a pint with you. Actually, I could put you in touch with some excellent lawyers who would help you with that, they've drawn up some excellent restraining orders in the past against me for people I've tried to forcibly have a drink with. Reasonable rates too.

All is excitement here as they've just started showing the proper trailers for the new Doctor Who series. Looks seriously splendid.

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005 3:32 PM

EBONEZER

Gee Simon, thanks for clearing that up. I've always wondered how to play it, now i have as clear idea of the concept of playing cricket as I do...say...dismantaling an atomic bomb.

So have they got any food on this planet? I had to take the HS Exit Exam today (what a joke that was. If thats all you need to graduate, I could have taken it in the 4th grade and saved myself some time), anyway, one of the things we had to do was read passages and answer questions about them. And one of the passages described mexican food. So now I really want an enchilada.

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005 3:43 PM

THEGREYJEDI

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Not Quite Lemons Warning

*makes not quite lemonade and takes a looooong draught, watching the...episode...of drama and intrigue about him. Shakes his head and sprawls out on a beach chair with his lemonade, finishing it in short order. Checks his kilt for coverage in his reclined position and dozes to the sunset reflections and the steady crashing of waves.*

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005 4:34 PM

COZEN

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Originally posted by Malicious:
Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* The Real Me joins Casualty, Mai, and Ebo. *

.....apparently leaving Mal-Licious alone on the beach...

Oh, hey, has anyone seen Cozen? Aren't we here to see if we can get him back? Or no?

Mal-licious

*Bemoans virtual reality. Very few of us have actually met in the real 'verse.*

*BJS flappily makes a soft landing on Mal-l's left shoulder. Begins softly nibbling on the left ear, as parrots generally ain't much so suited to providing 6th chakra massage.*

Squark! Enjoy yourselves. As for cozen: bein' a star cluster ain't so bad a fallback position.

cozen laments the fact that the Malcolm Reynolds clones are not of sufficient quality to please Her Mal-Liciousness. Perhaps....

*BJS procures keys*

...the yellow Ferrari Testarosa, parked next to the pool of pool tables, is a suitable diversion?

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This day keeps getting averager and averager.

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005 6:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:

Rat, do me a favor and shut up.

Oooooooookay. . .

Rat and I have talked privately and he has explained to me his issue with a few particular things.

TWG and I promise not to start humping in the threads. Still smoochiness and the like, but nothing explicit.

As I've mentioned to Rat, if anyone else has an issue with anything anyone is posting. . .I request that you email them directly and in a measured and calm manner, explain to them your problem.

Groovy?

Can we get back to the pleasure planet stuff?

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005 6:14 PM

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Originally posted by Malicious:
Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* The Real Me joins Casualty, Mai, and Ebo. *

.....apparently leaving Mal-Licious alone on the beach...

Never fear, Mal-Licious has already started sampling the water park delights. If I had the moola, I would build a water park behind my home, with a giant moat-like lazy river rafting ride all the way around my house.

*ETA: Oh, hey, has anyone seen Cozen? Aren't we here to see if we can get him back? Or no?

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

Actually, Mal-licious, I wandered away when you were off negotiating sharing your room with SimonWho.

Not that I’m jealous or anything…

However, if you are finished, I would be delighted to resume our walk. Or take a ride on the water slide.

Cozen? Yeah, I have an idea about getting him back.

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005 6:22 PM

Right. Getting Cozen back...

* The Real Me enters the SereniTREE and goes to the Transmogrifier devised by MontanaGirl and Rat. Okay, it's really just a cardboard box. Anyway, The Real Me pushes the big red button drawn on one side. *

Perhaps this will be able to re-constitute Cozen from the surrounding environment. I’m sure that MontanaGirl would like him to have a solid body again. I’ll just leave it running for a while...

With the SereniTREE seemingly deserted, The Real Me LOCKS THE DOORS as he departs, an idea that even Mal Reynolds and company could benefit from (see “Heart of Gold” and “Objects in Space”).

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005 6:36 PM