The Rukus Beach Party by thatweirdgirl

*kicks back in a beach chair, placing his plate of four heavily loaded burgers at the small table beside him, bedecked in kilt(Ancient Campbell tartan) and wallace-cut(read: sleeveless renaissance) shirt.*

Mmmm, beef.

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Thursday, March 17, 2005 8:36 PM

There's a figure approaching from the water. A sillouette, just head and shoulders, waist, and hips. A silvery, semi-transparent garment clings to a feminine form. Long tresses drenched.
At the waters edge the figure stands. The water laps at what are now her ankles. Shining, opalescent scales transform into moist skin.

She stares, puzzled at the party on the beach.
(Which was suddenly empty and then once again appeared)

"Did I hear someone recite Kubla Khan?"

Keeper of Jayne's goggles. 8)

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Thursday, March 17, 2005 8:44 PM

* The Real Me bows to the alluring aquatic newcomer. *

Indeed! I have acquired a slight amount of culture during my time.

Welcome!

* The Real Me wonders if he is seeing a superpower being used, or if the planet Rukus has a goddess. *

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Thursday, March 17, 2005 9:08 PM

*Needleseye nods her head, acknowledging the gracious bow.*

That really isn't necessary
Thank you for welcoming me.
I love poetry and songs. I heard the phrases and then had to check out the rukus I could hear beneath the waves.
Not to mention someone swam past me earlier, and as I was contemplating surfacing to the beach I noticed some people in the water, shall we say, enraptured? *clears throat*
I thought now would be a better time to check things out.

*Looks about*
This wouldn't be a shipwreck related party would it?

Keeper of Jayne's goggles. 8)

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Thursday, March 17, 2005 9:16 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by needleseye:

*Looks about*
This wouldn't be a shipwreck related party would it?

* Uneasily, The Real Me glances back at the SereniTree. *

Not... yet.

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Thursday, March 17, 2005 9:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Quote:
Originally posted by needleseye:

*Looks about*
This wouldn't be a shipwreck related party would it?

* Uneasily, The Real Me glances back at the SereniTree. *

Not... yet.

Campfire songs anyone?

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Thursday, March 17, 2005 9:32 PM

*Ratboy approaches the group on the beach, he's wearing a ball cap with a wet towel hanging in back and his nose is coverd in sunscreen.
He's holding a long stick-like thingy with a plate-like thingy on the end. The earphones he's wearing are pluged into the stick-like thingy.
Everyone stands up and looks at him, wondering what sort of odd music he must be lisiening to.
Ratboy keeps walking, until he notices everyone stareing at him. He pauses for a moment then unplugs his earphones so all can hear.*

Metal Detector by They Might Be Giants:

Down at the shore there's a place where there's no one vacationing
There's just the sound of the call of the wild overcoming the fear of the unknown

And I've got something to help you understand
Something waiting there beneath the sand
My metal detector
Is with me all of the time

I'm the inspector over the mine

Look past the volleyball (look past the ball)
Look past the squawking gull (look past the gull)
Ignore the mountain of discarded falderal

'Cause I've got something to make you understand
Something hidden there underneath the land
My metal detector
Is with me all of the time

I'm the inspector over the mine
Metal detector, watch it shine

Every seashell has a story to tell if you're listening
But underneath every shell there's a story as well if you've heard enough of the sea
Then everything on the top will just suddenly stop seeming interesting
So listen now to the sound of the things that are found underground

Don't need no volleyball (don't need no volleyball)
Don't need no squawking gull (don't need no squawking gull)
Don't need to look at any bathing beauty doll (don't need to look at any doll)

For I've got something to help you understand
Something waiting there beneath the sand
My metal detector
Is with me all of the time

I'm the inspector over the mine

Look past the volleyball (look past the ball)
Look past the squawking gull (look past the gull)
Ignore the mountain of discarded falderal

'Cause I've got something to make you understand
Something hidden there underneath the land
My metal detector
Is with me all of the time

I'm the inspector over the mine
Metal detector, watch it shine

Don't need no volleyball (don't need no volleyball)
Don't need no squawking gull (don't need no squawking gull)
Metal detector, all the time (metal detector all the time)
-TMBG

-Ratboy

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Thursday, March 17, 2005 9:35 PM

MAI

I must have fell asleep when the thread moved again. I posted this at the end of the last one, in case anyone (COZEN - this means you!) should like to read it.

Quote:

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Mai: you've set a record for non-nakedness. You've either grown as a person, or have not yet stumbled upon the right context. Here's hopin!
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HEY! What is that suppose to mean? That wasn't very ...I really don't think ...
Oh ok, you're right, I had few problems with my clothing in the last few threads. I blame it all on a slight malfunction with the butterflies!

Hey look there's a little piece of string hanging off my skirt. I'll just pull that off and...

Luckily there's a seamstress shop on this lovely planet. Nope, nakedness will not be taking place any time in the near future. (unless of course there is a simonclone involved somehow, i am all for seeing that in the non-clothed variety) So there!

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Friday, March 18, 2005 3:18 AM

KNIBBLET

*ever in the entrepreneurial spirit, Knibblet discreetly passes out some glow in the dark body paints and wanders over to the burger bar to find pepper cheese and jalapenos for her burger*

"I'm gonna rip you a new puppet hole, bitch!"

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Friday, March 18, 2005 5:14 AM

Thank you, Knibblet!

* The Real Me wonders what he is going to do with body paint. He shrugs, and applies some to his face. Now The Real Me has a blue face. *

Actually, Needleseye, I know many poems. For instance... uh, let's see...

There once was a man from Nantucket...

No, wait, not that one...

* The Real Me becomes lost in thought. *

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Friday, March 18, 2005 5:22 AM

STATIC

**feels his back starting to stiffen up a bit and shifts, lying down on the warm sand, resting his head in his beloved's lap, sipping his pint and enjoying the show**

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Friday, March 18, 2005 7:37 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by needleseye:
Not to mention someone swam past me earlier, and as I was contemplating surfacing to the beach I noticed some people in the water, shall we say, enraptured? *clears throat*

*pink slowly creeps over twg’s cheeks as she waves to the newcomer*

hi.

Quote:
Campfire songs anyone?

*running her fingers thru her beloved’s hair she begins singing a soft slow song from her camping days*

mmm, I want to linger
mmm, a little longer
mmm, a little longer here with you

mmm, it’s such a perfect night
mmm, it doesn’t seem quite right
mmm, that this should be my last with you

mmm, and as the years go by
mmm, I’ll think of you and sigh
mmm, this is goodnight and not goodbye

mmm, I want to linger
mmm, a little longer
mmm, a little longer here with you

mmm, and come September
mmm, I will remember
mmm, our camping days and friendships true

mmm, I want to linger
mmm, a little longer
mmm, a little longer here with you

what's next? Kookabura? Sunshine Mt.? Tongo? 'Boy and Girl in a Canoe' is always fun, anyone? Perhaps 'Flicker" is more appropriate.

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Friday, March 18, 2005 12:35 PM

JAKE7

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
what's next? Kookabura? Sunshine Mt.? Tongo? 'Boy and Girl in a Canoe' is always fun, anyone? Perhaps 'Flicker" is more appropriate.

I don't know if this is a campfire song, but my sisters and I used to sing a song called "The other day" (ok,we *still* sing it...)

Each line is sung by one person, then everyone else sings the line back. Then, everyone sings the verse together.

Ready?

I'll start, you echo.

The Other day (echo)
I saw a bear (echo)
A great big bear (echo)
Oh Way up there (echo)

All:
The other day I saw a bear,
A great big bear oh way up there!

He looked at me (echo)
I looked at him (echo)
He sized up me (echo)
I sized up him (echo)

All:
He looked at me I looked at him
He sized up me I sized up him

He says to me (echo)
Why don't you run? (echo)
I see you ain't (echo)
Got any gun (echo)

All:
He says to me why don't you run?
I see you ain't got any gun

I says to him (echo)
"That's a good idea! (echo)
So C'mon feet! (echo)
Let's up and flee! (echo)

All:
I says to him that's a good idea!
So c'mon feet let's up and flee.

And so I ran (echo)
Away from there (echo)
But right behind (echo)
Me was that bear! (echo)

All:
And so I ran away from there
But right behind me was that bear!

And up ahead (echo)
there was a tree (echo)
A great big tree (echo)
Oh glory be! (echo)

All:
And up ahead there was a tree,
a great big tree oh glory be!

The lowest branch (echo)
was ten feet high (echo)
It reached way up (echo)
into the sky! (echo)

All:
The lowest branch was ten feet high
It reached way up into the sky!

And so I jumped (echo)
into the air (echo)
but I missed that branch (echo)
oh way up there! (echo)

All:
And so I jumped into the air
But I missed that branch oh way up there!

Now don't you fret (echo)
and don't you frown (echo)
'Cause I caught that branch (echo)
on the way back down! (echo)

All:
Now don't you fret and don't you frown!
'Cause I caught that branch on the way back down!

NOTE: this last verse starts out quite slowly then speeds up to normal speed on the last line
That's all there is (echo)
There ain't no more (echo)
Unless I see (echo)
That bear once more (echo)

All (slowly and ending with a grand flourish):
That's all there is there ain't no more!
Unless I see that bear once more!

My! That was fun! Well, time to go off and play some games.

*jake7 wanders off thinking about all the fun games she'll play - Whack-a-Fox-Exec, Skee ball, and various video games*

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Friday, March 18, 2005 1:10 PM

MAI

We alway sang the red wagon song...

(whisper)
You can't ride in my red wagon
The wheels are broken
and the axle's saggin'

Same song same verse
A little bit louder
and a little bit worse!

Repeating these same lines until you nearly lose your voice or annoy the camp counselers, which ever happens first.

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Friday, March 18, 2005 1:37 PM

Quote:
*pink slowly creeps over twg’s cheeks as she waves to the newcomer*
hi.

Ah yes *knowingly smiles* nice to meet you and yours.

Great songs! I've never heard that Big Bear song.
*Gives and admiring glance to SereniTree*
I'm quite fond of "Row, row,row your boat" however...

...I have another song I'd love to sing.

*Suddenly distracted, looks in the direction of the kilted fellow finishing off a rather large burger*
BUT before I do, I'm a bit hungry. Can't sing well on an empty stomach. What variety of animal flesh is that? *pointing at burgers* Might I have one?
Not much around here but crab and fish all the time, y'know with an occassional sailor.

So, who might be the captain of that lovely vessel?

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Friday, March 18, 2005 2:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by needleseye:
So, who might be the captain of that lovely vessel?

I'd just like to point out that the ship is still in "Port-O-Let" mode! But you know, to each her own.

-Ratboy

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Friday, March 18, 2005 4:36 PM

Nice attempt at misdirection.
*Needleseye wonders* The ship must be terrible important regardless of "mode", imagine the beach party without the conveinence.

*While waiting for the Captain to speak up, begins to consider a Rat burger for her next meal. Most likely tastes like chicken.*

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Friday, March 18, 2005 6:02 PM

MAI

I am so glad to be back at the beach party.
I need a nice distraction from THE reality (even more so than usual). In fact, it almost feels like we might be here an Rukus for a long time to come. It can't get any better than a nice, mellow party, lots of food, and of coure the most kick ass virtual floating tree ship crew in this 'verse or any other.

*Quickly shovels a spoonful (of the most decadent choclate fudge) ice cream in her mouth before she gets all teary eyed and sentimental*

Mmmmmmmmmmm......shnyone elshe wahnt shome?

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Friday, March 18, 2005 7:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by needleseye:
*While waiting for the Captain to speak up, begins to consider a Rat burger for her next meal. Most likely tastes like chicken.*

Mmmm! Chicken! *drool* www.ratburger.com

-Ratboy

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Friday, March 18, 2005 7:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
*Quickly shovels a spoonful (of the most decadent choclate fudge) ice cream in her mouth before she gets all teary eyed and sentimental*

Mmmmmmmmmmm......shnyone elshe wahnt shome?

Ooh! It's time for dessert? *Ratboy runs over to the cooler, and pulls out a dish.* Who wants a slice of my "Righteous Combat Pie"?

-Ratboy

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Friday, March 18, 2005 8:27 PM

*Finds a palm frond to fan for amusement, and goes to dip toes in the water.*
To relieve the boredom of such a decadent scene, Needleseye begins to recite..

Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more,
Men were deceivers ever;
One foot in sea, and one on shore,
To one thing constant never.
Then sigh not so,
But let them go,
And be you blithe and bonny,
Converting an your sounds of woe
Into Hey nonny, nonny.
Sing no more ditties, sing no more
Of dumps so dull and heavy;
The fraud of men was ever so,
Since summer first was leafy.
Then sigh not so,
But let them go,
And be you blithe and bonny,
Converting all your sounds of woe
Into Hey nonny, nonny.

(Currently watching Much Ado, couldn't help but add it

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Friday, March 18, 2005 8:38 PM

*Ratboy gets onto his nonexistent horse, and gallops away with much haste!*

-Ratboy

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Friday, March 18, 2005 8:44 PM

MONTANAGIRL

Good call, needleseye! I had that song in my head all day yesterday after watching Much Ado. That is one of my favorite movies/plays. I'll watch it in whatever form someone gives it to me.

IRL FYI (when did saying actual words become too much work?):
I'm going to be gone to CE until Wednesday, and I don't want anyone getting worried because they haven't seen me *significant glance at Rat*, or organizing search parties *significant glance at TRM*.

Thank you. Resume beach partying.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Friday, March 18, 2005 8:57 PM

* After the “ratburger” comment, The Real Me starts paying attention. He eyes Rat and his hasty escape. *

Needleseye, you may help yourself to any of our food and drink here, but kindly do not eat the participants in this party.

And I’m not certain what this “Port-o-let” talk is about with regard to the SereniTree. If it is in reference to size, then Rat is mistaken. On the outside, the SereniTREE is the size of a two-story house that could be put into the limbs of a rather large tree. It began as a tree house, after all. We have a picture of it on our flag. It is much larger on the inside, since I have folded space through some higher dimensions a few times. Inside, it’s probably the size of a small shopping mall.

* The Real Me looks around. *

I’m afraid that Captain Ebonezer is indisposed. But I’m the First Officer of the SereniTree. Perhaps I can be of assistance?

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Friday, March 18, 2005 9:00 PM

Have a good time, MontanaGirl!

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Friday, March 18, 2005 9:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
The SereniTREE is the size of a two-story house that could be put into the limbs of a rather large tree.

In it's natural state maybe, but right now it's in Port-O-let mode. You know, for the beach.

-Ratboy

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Friday, March 18, 2005 9:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Needleseye, you may help yourself to any of our food and drink here, but kindly do not eat the participants in this party.
...I’m afraid that Captain Ebonezer is indisposed. But I’m the First Officer of the SereniTree. Perhaps I can be of assistance?

Oh, *Briefly looks sheepish, then regains her pleasant countenance* On thinking of consuming one of your crew, I lost my appetite. I sincerely apologize. There was a time I consumed all I came across, but it's murder on the figure.

I wanted to meet your captain to ask for passage on your ship to some other place, as I need a change of scenery.
*places palm frond just at eye level and looks over it, raising one eyebrow.*

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Friday, March 18, 2005 10:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by needleseye:

I wanted to meet your captain to ask for passage on your ship to some other place, as I need a change of scenery.
*places palm frond just at eye level and looks over it, raising one eyebrow.*

YES! OF COURSE YOU CAN COME WITH US!

uh...

What I mean to say... is that I'll take it up with the Captain. But I'm certain that there will be no problem.

* The Real Me wipes his brow, wondering if the average temperature of the planet Rukus has suddenly risen above 82.4 degrees F. *

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Friday, March 18, 2005 10:34 PM

* The Real Me practices to himself. *

Uh, hey, Ebonezer, it's a shapeshifting fish-woman thing that only occasionally eats crew. Can we take her with us when we go?

* The Real Me shakes his head. *

No, no, that won't work.

How about...

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Friday, March 18, 2005 10:41 PM

*shoves a large, messy burger into TRM's mouth hole*

Eat!

*pushes TRM, mouth full of messy tasty meat sandwich into a beach chair*

Sit! We're on shore leave!

Besides, if you do all the posting, it'll look funny.

And the best way to do it is to say "Cap'n, it followed me home, can I keep it? I'll feed it and wash it and take care of it and everything."

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Saturday, March 19, 2005 3:04 AM

SIMONWHO

Ah but it's a truth universally acknowledged that something found on a beach will lose all its shiny and attractive qualities when you get it home.

Right, I've got a hole to dig.

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Saturday, March 19, 2005 7:25 AM

* The Real Me reclines in his chair, chewing the burger given him. He swallows his latest bite. *

Okay, then YOU post while I have dinner.

* Still in his chair, The Real Me opens a small dimensional portal just next to him. Simultaneously, another portal appears over the cooler, some yards/meters away. The Real Me's hand reaches into the near portal, and appears out of the other one. His hand reaches into the cooler to grab a rootbeer, and pulls the drink back through. Both portals disappear as The Real Me twists the top off the bottle and takes a sip. *

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Saturday, March 19, 2005 12:04 PM

*still a bit hungry, but finished with all the meat, twg decides it's time for her dessert*

Hey everybody! What would you like: s'mores or banana boats? I'm putting some marshmallows on the skewers now...if you want the banana boats tell me as soon as possible 'cause I'll need coals for those.

*twg places several skewers of marshmallows near the flames, lightly browning them. she pulls one ooey gooey marshmallow off to test the consistency...she licks the sugary confection from her fingers and lips*

Yep, perfect!

*graham crackers and Hershey bars patiently await s'more assembly*

Who wants one?

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Saturday, March 19, 2005 1:04 PM

STATIC

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:

Yep, perfect!

*graham crackers and Hershey bars patiently await s'more assembly*

Who wants one?

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**takes his love's hand in his and playfully helps lick the rest of the marshmallow and chocolate from her fingertips, grinning wickedly**

I would LOVE a couple of those, sweetest.

GREY!!! You're by the keg. . .would you be so kind as to pull me another pint?

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Saturday, March 19, 2005 1:31 PM

Scoff! Scoff and deja vu!

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Saturday, March 19, 2005 1:54 PM

STATIC

Quote:
Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
Scoff! Scoff and deja vu!

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*sigh*

Since TGJ is being a complete tit. . .would someone mind grabbng me a pint?

No?

*sighs, kisses TWG and stands*

Sweetest, would you like anything, while I'm up?

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Saturday, March 19, 2005 2:41 PM

SIMONWHO

Sit down fella, I'll grab you a pint. I'm guessing this a multi-dimensional keg that pours anything you want. Here, try some Old Peculiar, a favoured English ale of mine.

So pint for the fella, glass of wine or fruit based cocktail for the lady.

*hands twg a fruit based cocktail of her own imagination*

Gosh, what a lot of umbrellas you imagined in it. Wow.

Right, I'm going to set up a limbo line here. How low can you go? Everybody, how low can you go?

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Saturday, March 19, 2005 3:58 PM

*after sharing a delightful sticky and chocolaty s'more with her beloved Static, twg notices the glass of umbrellas sitting near her*

Thanks Simon! I'm not sure what it is...it seems to just have lots of umbrellas in it...it's cool though.

*twg takes a step towards the limbo line*

I'm ready.

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Saturday, March 19, 2005 4:13 PM

COZEN

*BJS lands on TWG's finger*

Squawk.

It's gonna rain. cozenstarthingy's gotten all sentimental like. Can't be helped: they're just happy tears.

It'll be a warm downpour. Best to just revel in it. 'Sides, the Ferrari needs washing.

Thanks for dropping by. All of you.

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but I'm not the only one.
I hope some day you'll join us,
And the world will live as one.

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Saturday, March 19, 2005 4:26 PM

When are we going to get Cozen back, so that I can finally dispatch that annoying bird???

-Ratboy

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Saturday, March 19, 2005 4:54 PM

SIMONSCANDYAPPLE

*walks barefoot onto the beach, towel wrapped around her body, carrying a bottle of suntan lotion*

I love the beach. It's so peaceful and relaxing.

*finds a nice spot to layout and tan, makes self comfortable*

Anyone mind putting some lotion on my back? *holds up the bottle, searches for eager faces*

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Saturday, March 19, 2005 4:58 PM

COZEN

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:
When are we going to get Cozen back, so that I can finally dispatch that annoying bird???

-Ratboy

Squeek!

It gets worse. Being only a foot long, and not so particularly tall, I, BJS am an odds on favourite to win a limbo competition.

However, and this is important, Mr. Rat, it ain't actually a competition.

TheRealMe: The Brides have all been employed as keno girls on the Ariel level casino, save for the ReaverBride, who is currently undergoing counselling with the prototype Inaraclone and Bookclone. The prototype Riverclone is recommending aromatherapy sessions, but it is at this time uncertain as to what this has to do with anything. Your help regarding this matter would be greatly appreciated.

There's plenty o' umbrellas. Y'all might wanna consider MudLimbo. Adds a certain sillyness to the workings.

Black Jack Silver.

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Peace and love, people. Peace and love.

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Saturday, March 19, 2005 5:14 PM

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Originally posted by cozen:
It's gonna rain. cozenstarthingy's gotten all sentimental like. Can't be helped: they're just happy tears.

It'll be a warm downpour. Best to just revel in it.

*twg turns to her beloved and smiles*

Would you be interested in a little mud limbo? A dance in the rain?

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Can we not revel in our cyber-love?

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Saturday, March 19, 2005 5:18 PM

I think I'll take the R.E.Lee out for a spin, maybe check out the rest of the "Cozen Cluster"! Anybody want to come with?

-Ratboy

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Saturday, March 19, 2005 8:42 PM

*Goes toward keg, finds and empty chair and sets it next to the scoffing kilted fellow and has a seat *

Well, everyone seeems to be having a nice time.
*Looks a TGJ*
Hmm, there's something I'd like to share.

*Beginning to hum a lilting tune, out stretches hand toward TGJ and small orange and red flowers sprout from fingertips. Holds toward TGJ and winks.*

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Saturday, March 19, 2005 9:07 PM

*blinks for a moment and smirks warmly.*

Well. Thank you. Not often that I am the recipient of flowers, and from a lady pleasing to the senses no less.

*sniffs the air*

Ah, summer's rain on the breeze.

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Saturday, March 19, 2005 9:59 PM

You're welcome.

*sighs and feels the need to explain herself to someone*

At least you haven't run off...yet. Y'know, last time I sat next to a crew member of a ship visiting here, I was looking at him like dessert.
Right as I was about to take the first bite, he started to sing this song...
*begins to sing hoping no one flees*

Long afloat on shipless oceans
I did all my best to smile
'Til your singing eyes and fingers
Drew me loving to your isle
And you sang
Sail to me
Sail to me
Let me enfold you
Here I am
Here I am
Waiting to hold you

Did I dream you dreamed about me?
Were you hare when I was fox?
Now my foolish boat is leaning
Broken lovelorn on your rocks,
For you sing, 'Touch me not, touch me not, come back tomorrow:
O my heart, O my heart shies from the sorrow'

I am puzzled as the newborn child
I am troubled at the tide:
Should I stand amid the breakers?
Should I lie with Death my bride?
Hear me sing, 'Swim to me, Swim to me, Let me enfold you:
Here I am, Here I am, Waiting to hold you'

*gets slightly teary*
After that, I lost my appetite and I let him go.
*Immediately ,little flowers begin to pop up around the chair and at TGJ's feet, more pop up here and there across the beach, then out into the water, floating about*

Since then I seem to have a problem...

...flowers!

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Above is Song to the Siren by Tim Buckley

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Saturday, March 19, 2005 10:26 PM