The Rukus Beach Party by thatweirdgirl

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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:

*twg turns to her beloved and smiles*

Would you be interested in a little mud limbo? A dance in the rain?

Sweetest . . .with you, I will dance anywhere and to any tune. Lead the way.

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Evil, Lecherous Hump

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Sunday, March 20, 2005 4:56 PM

*Ratboy returns in the R.E.Lee after his exploration of the Cozen Cluster*

Hey y'all, theres a fleet amassing behind the second moon of the fith planet!!!! Any ideas?

note- Rukus is in the rings of the third planet of the ninth system in the cluster.

-Ratboy

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Sunday, March 20, 2005 5:07 PM

Let the rebel scum fend for themselves!

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Sunday, March 20, 2005 5:13 PM

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Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
Let the rebel scum fend for themselves!

Yah, but? I think they'r comeing after US!!

-Ratboy

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Sunday, March 20, 2005 5:18 PM

Oh. Right. Um. Crap. How old is this particular 'roid. If I dig, will I find some ancient tech to work with?

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Sunday, March 20, 2005 5:45 PM

THEREALME

An enemy fleet?

* The Real Me considers this problem gravely. *

We might need to think about a planet-wide evacuation.

* The Real Me calls into the air: *

Hey, Cozen? Black Jack Silver? What is the total population of this place, including everyone working and living here, but not the Seven Brides, the FemaleReaver, or the passengers and crew of the SereniTREE?

* While waiting for an answer, The Real Me thinks some more. *

I wonder if I can fold space within the SereniTree enough to put this planet in our cargo bay?

Hmmmm... that's a lot of dimensional folding...

We might have to dump some of our SPAM.

They're hiding behind the fifth planet? Well, we could just have SimonWho destroy that planet with his mind... Oh, wait is it inhabited?

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Sunday, March 20, 2005 5:59 PM

EBONEZER

What the hell is going on in here?

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Sunday, March 20, 2005 6:19 PM

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Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
If I dig, will I find some ancient tech to work with?

Only one way to find out, let's ask SW about his progress with the hole!

-Ratboy

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Sunday, March 20, 2005 6:31 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

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Originally posted by ebonezer:
What the hell is going on in here?

Ah, Cap'n Ebo, nice to see you back from driving around the universe...See, we found this lovely sea creature that is moving in on Grey...so keep an eye on her...we're having sing-alongs, eating s’mores and Rat claims that we will be attacked soon.

Oh and it's raining...

*twg begins tearing off her soaked clothing (still clad in bathing suit, no worries) and spins, her arms open wide, like a little kid. she stumbles, falling into Static's arms and giggles*

Join me, it's fun!

*smiling and laughing, he watches twg spin herself silly*

C'mon Cap'n you'll like it, I know you will

*Ebo joins in, knowing she can spin longer and faster than twg any day.

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Sunday, March 20, 2005 6:32 PM

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
I wonder if I can fold space within the SereniTree enough to put this planet in our cargo bay?

We'r not on a planet, we'r on an asteroid. So I think there'll be enough space already. The problem lies in geting the asteroid inside the ship, as you know the ship is quite small on the outside.

-Ratboy

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Sunday, March 20, 2005 6:37 PM

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Originally posted by ebonezer:
What the hell is going on in here?

Looks like we'r buging out!!

-Ratboy

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Sunday, March 20, 2005 6:51 PM

EBONEZER

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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:

*Ebo joins in, knowing she can spin longer and faster than twg any day.

That I can! Back in kindergarden, I once won a spinning contest! Its how i used to entertain myself as a child.

What? Its true! I was an only child and we didn't have cable.

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Sunday, March 20, 2005 6:56 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

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Originally posted by ebonezer:
Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:

*Ebo joins in, knowing she can spin longer and faster than twg any day.

That I can! Back in kindergarden, I once won a spinning contest! Its how i used to entertain myself as a child.

What? Its true! I was an only child and we didn't have cable.

it scares me...how similar we are....

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Sunday, March 20, 2005 7:25 PM

NEEDLESEYE

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Originally posted by ebonezer:
*Ebo joins in, knowing she can spin longer and faster than twg any day.

*Amazed by the strange spinning behavior of the female of this species, walks over to Captain Ebo who's still twirling about* (Is it bizare that my dog is currently chasing his tail?)

Might I have a word?
If you're planning to leave could I have passage on your vessel? I might be of some use to you, I'm quite good at singing.
*flowers pop up in hers and Captain Ebo's hair* and um... flower arranging. Just ask TGJ.
Oh, and continue spinning it's fascinating, really.

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Sunday, March 20, 2005 7:36 PM

EBONEZER

*Ebo stops short. Her eyes flashing back and forth uncontrollably before Ebo shakes her head. She takes a stumbling step backwards.*

Woah. The head shaking. It didn't help at all. Nobody try that.

...now there was a reason I stopped spinning. What was it? Oh yeah. Hi needle.

Would you stop jumping around like that?

*Ebo realizes that her eyes are still twitching from the spinning. She decides that the best corse of action would be to ignore it and hope ot goes away.*

Wow needle, someone who actually respects my captain-y authoraty. What with the asking permission and all. That doesn't happen a lot. Of course you can hang around with us!

*Ebo collapses onto the sand.*

Ow.

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Sunday, March 20, 2005 8:46 PM

NEEDLESEYE

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Originally posted by ebonezer:
Of course you can hang around with us!

Thank you Capt. You are too kind!

Perhaps you should stay just as you are for a bit, might make that... eye... twitching ...stop.

*Grateful for the capt's current state which may have impaired her decision making capability, Needleseye heads over to find some food, before her "hunger" gets the best of the crew.
She then sits back at her seat by TGJ and grins while consuming a large burger which she managed to add olives and chipotle sauce to.*

mmm olives....

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Sunday, March 20, 2005 10:00 PM

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Originally posted by needleseye:
could I have passage on your vessel?

Shall I build a tank in one of the passenger dorms? Or would you prefer to stay here, as we are planing to take the whole ai-ya rock with us when we go?

-Ratboy

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Sunday, March 20, 2005 11:43 PM

SIMONWHO

*thunk*

Oooh, I think I've found something. Some ancient technology, buried by The Ancients in order to... no, wait, it's a bit of driftwood. I'll keep digging.

*thunk*

Wait, I think I've found something. A small, powerful mind controlled bomb that could... no, that's a soda can. Hold on.

*thunk*

Wiat, I tnihk I hvae funod smeiotnhg. A pecie of tchenogoly lfet by The Acintes taht culod act as a preowufl waepon.

Waht?

Oh bguegr.

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Monday, March 21, 2005 7:40 AM

JAKE7

*jake7 wanders by, thoroughly laden with the prizes she won on her game and Skee-ball spree*

Hey, guys! I was just heading back to my room to dump off my loot before rejoining you when I thought I heard something about a fleet amassing (in a poor attempt by Rat to turn this into Star Wars) somewhere near here?

*she dumps her pile of prizes on the sand*

Whew! That's better! That stuff is a lot heavier than it looks!

Anyway, if we really are in danger of attack, maybe there's something here we can use to fend them off? *she gestures to her pile of winnings*

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Monday, March 21, 2005 8:11 AM

PSYCHICRIVER

Walks along the shore....

Hello? Friends...is that you!!?

I'm baaaaaaack!!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"

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Monday, March 21, 2005 8:18 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL

*twg, face down in the sand, hears a familiar voice*

*spits sand out of her mouth* PsychicRiver? Is that you?

*twg sees PR walking in the air along the shore*

Welcome back! How ever did you find us here? Oh who cares! Come, join our party and tell us of the grand adventures you've been having in the IRL...we've missed you.

*twg hugs her old friend PR and leads him to a sling chair near the fire..next to Mai...she offers him a frosty root beer and a hot dog*

So...what do you think of the changes?

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Monday, March 21, 2005 8:46 AM

**stands and begins brushing sand off of his body**

Okay. . .someone fill me in here. . .we got bad guys comin' our way? Are we bugging out? Staying and fighting? Do I need to go get my bird cranked up or what?

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Monday, March 21, 2005 8:57 AM

Forget it, I've got a better idea.

*tries to pull his sleeve back from his wrist, forgetting he doesn't have sleeves.*

Oh. Right.

*pressed a button on the side of his watch and speaks into the comm*

Magnadeus Aegis! It's showtime!

*the earth rumbles as a gigantic white mecha bursts forth from the water, massive repulsor wings (also white) spread out as it breaks the surface. It floats to the shore in front of Grey, kneeling and lower one hand to the ground. Greyu hops on the hand and is raised to the chest cockpit as the mecha stands.*

Let's just hope Aegis here can handle MaRTHA.

*MaRTHA (Mighty and Righteous Tactical Heavy Armament) is shot out of the cargo hold of the SereniTREE's roof access and is caught by Aegis. MaRTHA snaps on its shoulder.*

This should take care of that rebel scum.

*The circuitry begins to glow an angry red as MaRTHA powers up. Minutes pass as MaRTHA continues to charge up, well beyond the red line. Alarms are ringing all through Grey's cockpit. Grey finally slams his fist down on the FIRE button and a massive bolt of Righteous Fury flies into the sunset sky and beyond sight, the recoil burying Aegis up to its knees. Several minutes pass in silence before a display of soundless explosions can be seen in the distance around the fifth planet's second moon.*

No one ruins my vacations but me. Damnit.

*takes a large bite of a messy burger he brought with him, spilling chili and condiments on the console.*

Damnit.

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Monday, March 21, 2005 9:13 AM

PSYCHICRIVER

Thanks...*takes a chunk outta the hotdog and a sip of his root beer* mmm good stuff. And what!? No pepsimilk?!

Well...when I left we were on S.S. Serenitree...having our wonderful fashion show, when I mysteriously disappeared...I'm afraid there isn't much interesting going on. I've been playing with my wonderful abilities...getting better, I drop less things now!

Its...um, different. But change is one of the things I loved about this place!!

You know, I'm not even sure how I got here and found you all...I just kept walking...

And I see we have a lot many more members to our family! But I'm not sure if I remember seeing Ebo or my adopted brother SimonWho anywhere...they still around?

And is there a battle coming!!? YAY! I love fights...as long as I don't get mysteriously kidnapped, and nobody touches my knitting needles.

So, what have I missed? Tell me everything...

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"

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Monday, March 21, 2005 9:35 AM

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Hey y'all, theres a fleet amassing behind the second moon of the fith planet!!!! Any ideas?

Surely, none of the brave and honest folk of the SereniTree have any enemies? None of us have ever done anything wrong. Have we? I'd remember if we turned mean and evil, wouldn't I?

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Monday, March 21, 2005 9:38 AM

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Guys, you left me in the themepark!

Sorry Casualty! I thought you were right behind me. It won't happen again. Well, not anytime soon anyway.

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Monday, March 21, 2005 9:40 AM

You sir. . .

We have a word for the likes of you. . .

We call you "Powergamer".

On the other hand. . .

**grabs TWG by the hand and drags her back over the the fire, sitting down and pulling her down against him**

That means I don't have to put my flight suit back on yet, and I can keep snuggling with TWG.

I thank you. . .and your country thanks you.

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Monday, March 21, 2005 9:44 AM

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I'm baaaaaaack!!

Welcome back PR! Please join the fun. We are all about to be attacked by some unknown scary fleet and die horrible deaths.

*Hands PR bowl brimming with homemade chocolate fudge ice cream*
Here eat this. It's really yummy and it'll take your mind off the whole impending doom issue.

EDIT: Oh goody apparently the doom has been cancelled. For a minute there I was afraid I might have to get up out of this comfy chair.

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Monday, March 21, 2005 9:51 AM

Vacation! ON vacation! This is a beach party, not a war. Just keeping it on topic.

*hops out of the mecha, and lands before remembering he was wearing a kilt. And just jumped a good 20 feet down.*

Scheiße...

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Monday, March 21, 2005 10:21 AM

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Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
*hops out of the mecha, and lands before remembering he was wearing a kilt. And just jumped a good 20 feet down.*

**rubs his eyes furiously. . .as if he'd been hit with pepper spray**

Don't EVER do that again.

EVER!

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Monday, March 21, 2005 10:27 AM

It's not my fault! It's not my fault!

Wait. It is my fault. But I didn't do it on purpose.

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Monday, March 21, 2005 12:27 PM

PSYCHICRIVER

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
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I'm baaaaaaack!!

Welcome back PR! Please join the fun. We are all about to be attacked by some unknown scary fleet and die horrible deaths.

*Hands PR bowl brimming with homemade chocolate fudge ice cream*
Here eat this. It's really yummy and it'll take your mind off the whole impending doom issue.

EDIT: Oh goody apparently the doom has been cancelled. For a minute there I was afraid I might have to get up out of this comfy chair.

*Eats* Mmmm, its good! Just like the stuff we used to get from Inola Teg...just as long as there's no spam! And how is IT??

Aww no war, I wanted to test out my telekinetic Fighting skils!

to whoever didn't come to kill us!!

And TWG! I go away for what? 2 months...and I come back to find you whoring around with Static. (Hey, static!)

Thats......fantastic! Good for you!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"

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Monday, March 21, 2005 1:21 PM

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Originally posted by PsychicRiver:

And TWG! I go away for what? 2 months...and I come back to find you whoring around with Static. (Hey, static!)

Thats......fantastic! Good for you!

Yes. . .TWG have developed a deep and wonderful cyber-love that the others find nauseating on a fairly regular basis. . .but yay us!

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Monday, March 21, 2005 1:57 PM

COZEN

TheReal Me asketh:

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* The Real Me calls into the air: *

Hey, Cozen? Black Jack Silver? What is the total population of this place, including everyone working and living here, but not the Seven Brides, the FemaleReaver, or the passengers and crew of the SereniTREE?

*The rain stops. Clouds disperse. A glimmer of starshine illuminates the beach. An African Grey parrot swirls lazily down from a backlit section of the new horizon, eventually alighting upon TRM's forearm.*

Squarf!

Lessee.... For starters, the local population consists entirely of lab produced clones derived from the Earthly televison series Firefly. At last count, this included two Malcolm Reynolds clones, two Jayne Cobb clones, two Zoe Warren clones (you might have spotted the Zoes, they were decked out in tight fitting security uniforms), two Simon Tam clones, a Kaylee Frye clone, a prototype River Tam clone, and the Badger clone concierge (whom everyone have ignored, which is hardly surprising).

*The parrot Black Jack Silver begins counting talons.*

*Gives up at six, when he runs out of counting talons.*

So, that's, like, a whole lotta clones, eh? Up to you to decide if they're actual people.

Grey Jedi declared:

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Wait. It is my fault. But I didn't do it on purpose.

Nice shot with MARTHA! However, being a paranoidish sort, cozenCluster Inc., had anticipated an attack on its clone transport fleet. Sadly, based on sketchy data from a dubious source, ie., Ratboy, you elected to mount an offensive. cozen deeply admires your dedication to the preservation of the Sereni-Tree crew, but kinda wishes you wouldn't use his/its transport fleet's defensive orbital mirrors as target practice. Sadly, this is gonna delay delivery of the 100% pure Inara clones, at least until safe transport routes are guaranteed.

An earlier quote from the esteemed Chief Engineer TGJ:

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Vacation! ON vacation! This is a beach party, not a war.

Agreed! (At least someone is trying to fill in the MGN (minimum gratuitous nudity) quotient that our gracious Mai has declined to continue.

Psychic River quoth:

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to find you whoring around with Static....

Squah!

Okay, Rule number three (3) on Rukus, cozen's pleasure planet: No, repeat, NO, degredation of women will be tolerated. People indulging in mutually consenting cyberlove are people, NOT whores. Nobody here is getting paid for sex. Don't take this personally, PsR, it is, sadly, a common error, with a foundation in hunnerds of years of wacky patriarchal misinformation. Enjoy the company, the food, the amusements. Glad you found a way to catch up with us.

*Black Jack Silver patiently awaits TheRealMe's feeding him some tasty pistachios.*

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Monday, March 21, 2005 2:38 PM

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Originally posted by Static:
**grabs TWG by the hand and drags her back over the the fire.**

White noise, dude, thats just mean!....Even for you!

-Ratboy

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Monday, March 21, 2005 3:03 PM

SIMONWHO

Hey pycsihcrvier! Waht's up? I'm hvanig a lttile dffciutly at the mmeont but I'm srue it wlil claer up in nxet to no tmie. Any scenod now.

*watis*

Oh bllokcos. Sutipd aeiln tchenogloy. Rghit, I hvae an ieda. A lttlie dngareuos myabe but I'm ginog to rsik it.

*kciks dvecie*

Rght. s that ny bttr? Wht? h fr hvn's sk! Ths s rdcls. Hw m mnt t d nythng f dn't hv ny vwls t wrk wth? Shld ppl cll m SmnWh frm nw n? Ths s wrs thn txt mssgs frm fftn yr ld schlchldrn.

*bngs dvc gn*

Ok. Est-ce que ceci fonctionne? Pouvez-vous voir mes voyelles? Toutes mes lettres sont-elles dans le bon ordre?

Ah, merde.

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Monday, March 21, 2005 3:40 PM

je te frappe, SW!

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Monday, March 21, 2005 3:48 PM

'r bth nts!!!

Select to view spoiler:

Vowels are important letters, there's a vowel in every word.-TMBG

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Monday, March 21, 2005 3:59 PM

COZEN

Flap (etc.)

*As any sensible bird would do....*

Aw, Squpf! Sorry, TRM! You'll find extensive laundry facilities in sub-basement 14.

*BJS lands on Ebo's head.*

No worries! I'm completly voided.

Warning to Sereni-Tree beaching denizens: there's a vwl vrs plg! Pls cntct Dr. Tm clns!

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Slavic tongue disease?

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Monday, March 21, 2005 4:19 PM

So.......We'r not buging out?

*Ratboy looks disappointed as he turns to take some towels back to his room.*

-Ratboy

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Monday, March 21, 2005 4:38 PM

MALICIOUS

Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:
...Nobody here is getting paid for sex.

WHT! CRP! (Ml-lcs stmps ff n hff)

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Monday, March 21, 2005 5:12 PM

COZEN

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:
...Nobody here is getting paid for sex.

(Ml-lcs stmps ff n hff)

Gv p. Wht's yr prc?

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Monday, March 21, 2005 7:13 PM

NEEDLESEYE

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Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
*hops out of the mecha, and lands before remembering he was wearing a kilt. And just jumped a good 20 feet down.*

*Needleseye in witness to the event is still dumbstruck*

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*several moments later*
Uh, that was a very impressive display...
...Y'know the mecha...WOW!
*containing a grin and fanning herself with a palm frond vigorously.*

I'm thinking I'm going for a dip, now that you've returned the beach back to it's pleasant repose. I'll see if I can bring back some tasty crustaceans to cook up!

*quickly wades out into the water and leaps into the air. Sparkley opalescent fins flip towards the sunny sky, then dives needlenose into the water, slipping thru the surface with barely a splash.*

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What's up with the missing vowels?! Did I miss something? It makes my brain hurt.
ouch!

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Monday, March 21, 2005 8:25 PM

THEREALME

* The Real Me averts his eyes from TheGreyJedi’s “display” and concentrates intently on feeding the parrot-gram some nuts. *

Thanks for the census information, Silver, but it looks like an evacuation idea was unnecessary.

Grey! Wow! That was pretty awesome. Uh. I mean your attack against the enemy fleet was awesome, not.. uh anything else you might have just been doing, not that I watched… or noticed, or anything.

So, Grey, did you have that Mecha standing by, or did you construct it spontaneously out of old beer cans, a bit of string, and a couple rocks?

And do you have R. Dorothy somewhere in there?

Uh, PsychicRiver, can you read SimonWho’s mind and figure out what he’s trying to say?

Huh. Others seem to be having trouble talking too. I wonder...

AWWWWW! Come on, you stupid parrot!! That’s gross!

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Monday, March 21, 2005 9:09 PM

THEREALME

By the way, PsychicRiver, I've only risked one more trip to the Purple Dimension for some of their ice cream. There's a couple tubs of it back on the SereniTree.

Inola Teg is fine, and has even grown a few more tentacles since her... visit.

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005 12:39 AM

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Ok. Est-ce que ceci fonctionne? Pouvez-vous voir mes voyelles? Toutes mes lettres sont-elles dans le bon ordre?

Ah, merde.

*Awakens from an over indulgence of food induced nap.*

*Yawns*

Bonsoir tout le monde. Que va-t-il sur ici ? Je ne parle pas Francais! Qu'avez vous fait, SW?Je veux mon anglais maintenant !

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005 1:36 AM

SIMONWHO

Zut alors. Essayons encore ceci.

*fracas*

ynA retteb? oN?

*hsams*

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*hzrwm*

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Hello, hello, testing, 1 2 3. Anyone hear me?

It worked! It worked! Phew. As long as I'm not missing any wurlitzers from my vocationally, this will be fine.

Oh bollards.

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005 1:59 AM