The Rukus Beach Party by thatweirdgirl

You know...I followed that entire language fiasco just fine until someone thru in the Pig Latin. I never learned Pig Latin...always wanted to, but they don't sell those little 'Teach Yourself Pig Latin' cassettes, so, heh.

I know Latin...but the pig part doesn't work the way Latin does, so I get all confused trying to use the male form of the present participle consonant after the vowel in the future neuter case....whatever.

So let's get this vacation beach party back on track...no one got in line for the limbo contest so how about a friendly game of beach volleyball? Frisbee? diggin holes--no wait that led to confusion—so any volleyball takers?

Oh and TRM, I don't think you should point out to the goob how incredible you are, he may ground you or something.

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005 6:53 AM

STATIC

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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:

. . . how about a friendly game of beach volleyball?

**jumps to his feet**

Capital idea, my sweetest!!!!

**rummages around in a bag of holding that happens to by lying by the cooler and pulls out a volleyball, jogging over to the volleyball net that is erected nearby**

Who wants to be on my team?

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005 7:45 AM

JAKE7

*jake7, after watching Grey's display (pun intended) and the fact that the assault appears to have been cancelled, now has to pick up all her winnings from where she dropped them*

Great! *she grumbles, beating the sand off her many stuffed "animals" and other prizes* now I've got sand in everything!

*once more heavily laden, she starts back to her room to drop her stuff off. She calls back over her shoulder*

Count me in for volleyball. I'll be back soon -- hopefully!!

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005 8:41 AM

Oooh, beach volleyball. As long as we all abide by the Olympic rules, regulations, standards, *ahem* uniform codes, etc, etc, that'll be great.

Oh and TWG, cheat at pig latin the easy way:
http://www.snowcrest.net/donnelly/piglatin.html

I'm a tall guy so I think it's only fair that I should be on one team, Static on the other.

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005 9:00 AM

ooh, tough question...if i'm on Static's team that means we can celebrate together, wink, wink, nudge, nudge....but i'm dreadful at volleyball, i play for fun, and fun only. Static, love, as long as you don't mind me flailing wildly in the general vicinity of the ball, i'd love to play on your team.

or you could send me to Simon’s team and win.

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005 9:04 AM

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Originally posted by mai:
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Yay!! Simone?!

Looks like that contraptions changed more than SW's choice of languages. You don't think it's going to effect all of us like that do you?

No...it won't. The rest of us will get "Ette"'s on our name. PSYCHICRIVERETTE lol

PsychicRiver

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"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005 9:05 AM

STATIC

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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
ooh, tough question...if i'm on Static's team that means we can celebrate together, wink, wink, nudge, nudge....but i'm dreadful at volleyball, i play for fun, and fun only. Static, love, as long as you don't mind me flailing wildly in the general vicinity of the ball, i'd love to play on your team.

or you could send me to Simon’s team and win.

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You're more than welcome to play on my team, my love! SimonWho. . .you can captain the other team!

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005 9:06 AM

Oh....and I'm with Simone. Blood ties yadda yadda.

PsychicRiver

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"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005 9:10 AM

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Originally posted by cozen:
People indulging in mutually consenting cyberlove are people, NOT whores. Nobody here is getting paid for sex.

Ohh...that's half the reason I came back!!

nvm, let the games begin!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005 9:13 AM

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
By the way, PsychicRiver, I've only risked one more trip to the Purple Dimension for some of their ice cream. There's a couple tubs of it back on the SereniTree.

Inola Teg is fine, and has even grown a few more tentacles since her... visit.

Ahh that rocks!!

And I bet she looks...Teggish!!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005 9:16 AM

Right, shall we have it as 3, 4 or 5 aside? I think it should be a mixed gender game, mostly because I'm not sure what gender I am at the moment. I'll wear shorts and a t-shirt to be on the safe side.

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005 9:25 AM

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Originally posted by SimonWho:
Right, shall we have it as 3, 4 or 5 aside? I think it should be a mixed gender game, mostly because I'm not sure what gender I am at the moment. I'll wear shorts and a t-shirt to be on the safe side.

Is that just becuase of my new linguistics...or are you having a mid-life crisis?

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005 9:27 AM

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Originally posted by PsychicRiver:
And TWG! I go away for what? 2 months...and I come back to find you whoring around with Static. (Hey, static!)

Thats......fantastic! Good for you!

well, it just sort of snowballed out of control, it's wonderful!!!!!!!

i'm not whoring so much as enjoying myself. It is fantastic though isn't it *twg hugs herself* bloody fantastic!

*twg checks the roster* We have Beloved and Sweetest on one team....River and Simon on the other...Jake7 said she'd be back to join us, so we need a few more bodies.

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005 10:16 AM

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Originally posted by cozen:
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Originally posted by Malicious:
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Originally posted by cozen:
...Nobody here is getting paid for sex.

(Ml-lcs stmps ff n hff)

Gv p. Wht's yr prc?

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Travelling to other planets/solar systems/star clusters? $50 bazillion dollars.

Beach volleyball with Static AND SimonWho? Free.

Sex with Mal-Licious? Priceless.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005 10:31 AM

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Originally posted by Malicious:
Travelling to other planets/solar systems/star clusters? $50 bazillion dollars.

Beach volleyball with Static AND SimonWho? Free.

Sex with Mal-Licious? Priceless.

*snort* ha! omg, omg, *breathe* i'm not worthy to be in the same thread as the Great Magnificent Mistress Most High Mal. You are a wonderful, beautiful, and damn funny woman.

Priceless? well, i'm out *checks hands* all I have are these M&Ms and margaritas...

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out of curiosity....this mean anything to you?
http://www.thatweirdgirl.com/weregeeks.htm

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005 10:49 AM

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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Priceless? well, i'm out *checks hands* all I have are these M&Ms and margaritas...

OOOH! Good enough!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005 12:33 PM

Mal:>>>>>> Sex with Mal-Licious? Priceless.

TWG:>>>> Priceless? well, i'm out *checks hands* all I have are these M&Ms and margaritas...

Mal:>> OOOH! Good enough!

Did anyone else interpret the above exchange the way I did?

I'm a bad little boy.

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005 12:56 PM

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Originally posted by SimonWho:

Did anyone else interpret the above exchange the way I did?

I'm a bad little boy.

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005 12:57 PM

STATIC

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
Mal:>>>>>> Sex with Mal-Licious? Priceless.

TWG:>>>> Priceless? well, i'm out *checks hands* all I have are these M&Ms and margaritas...

Mal:>> OOOH! Good enough!

Did anyone else interpret the above exchange the way I did?

I'm a bad little boy.

I'm right there with ya, brother.

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005 3:31 PM

THEGREYJEDI

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
So, Grey, did you have that Mecha standing by, or did you construct it spontaneously out of old beer cans, a bit of string, and a couple rocks?

And do you have R. Dorothy somewhere in there?

This is the mecha I began work on...three? four threads ago? As for R. Dorothy, I've got a modified android in similar attire, only since our esteemed Cap'n Ebo has short bright red hair, it looks like her. Keepin' it in the family, so to speak. I do have a black suit laying about somewhere as well.

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005 4:53 PM

COZEN

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
Mal:>>>>>> Sex with Mal-Licious? Priceless.

TWG:>>>> Priceless? well, i'm out *checks hands* all I have are these M&Ms and margaritas...

Mal:>> OOOH! Good enough!

SimonWho:>>>> Did anyone else interpret the above exchange the way I did?

I'm a bad little boy.

Static:

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I'm right there with ya, brother.

*Flappity*

Gettin' to be a tired old refrain. Still:

I'll be in my bunk (on my perch?)!

*BJS hammers a vicious spike to the back left corner, moves queen's pawn to e4, tosses pecan pie curveball at Jake7.*

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005 6:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
Mal:>>>>>> Sex with Mal-Licious? Priceless.

TWG:>>>> Priceless? well, i'm out *checks hands* all I have are these M&Ms and margaritas...

Mal:>> OOOH! Good enough!

* The Real Me nods, taking notes that he will use when he starts packing for his upcoming Baltimore trip. *

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005 6:46 PM

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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Oh and TRM, I don't think you should point out to the goob how incredible you are, he may ground you or something.

Well, first of all, I was being too vague for him to catch on, I'm sure.

Besides, I was only quoting someone else.

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005 7:03 PM

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
I was being too vague for him to catch on, I'm sure.

I'm missing something funny!!

-Ratboy

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005 7:18 PM

no you're not...goob is a term of endearment

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005 8:12 PM

MAI

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Count me in for volleyball.

Oh me too! My backsides starting to fall asleep from sitting here for so long. Just so you all know, I really, really suck at volleyball too. I'll be ready to go in just one minute

* Quickly runs back to room to change into appropriate shirt, shorts, and other needed gear. (Knee pads, elbow pads, sturdy helmet, oh and shoes with bouncy springs.*

'k I'm all set.

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005 9:04 PM

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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
no you're not...goob is a term of endearment

Actually. I was missing something, as I don't visit your site every day. But I'm all caught up now!

-Ratboy

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005 9:16 PM

* The Real Me recalls PsychicRiver's great powers of telekinesis, with which he would have little trouble moving a volley ball around at will. *

I'll be on PsychicRiver's team!

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005 11:20 PM

I'll be on my son's team!!

-Ratboy

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Wednesday, March 23, 2005 12:02 AM

Right so we've got myself, PsychicRiver, TheRealMe and Rat on one team; Static, twg, mai on another. Recruit one more and we'll get started.

*mind wanders back*

Er, how about Malicious?

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Wednesday, March 23, 2005 3:27 AM

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* The Real Me recalls PsychicRiver's great powers of telekinesis, with which he would have little trouble moving a volley ball around at will. *

I'll be on PsychicRiver's team!

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Yes!! Hehe...watch me play without moving a muscle! Oh and Mai, my backside probably will fall asleep because I can play sitting down. Yay...oh, team huddle!!

Gather round, round!!

So, Simone...how do we feel about using dirty tactics like telekinetically flicking sand up into the opponents eye...duh, I mean, if "the wind" blew some sand into the opponents eyes??

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"

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Wednesday, March 23, 2005 4:33 AM

Now, now PsychicRiver, that would be wrong.

Almost as wrong as if in the middle of a crucial point our opponents's bikini tops were somehow to come undone.

That would be terrible.

(Someone is filming the game, right?)

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Wednesday, March 23, 2005 5:53 AM

* The Real Me sets up two tripods. Upon one, he sets up a vid camera. Upon the other, he sets the top half of Sparky to operate it. *

Ready!

Oh, and I think that Jake7 was interested in participating.

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Wednesday, March 23, 2005 7:22 AM

*Ratboy rummages through the bag next to the tripods and pulls out a roll of gaffer's tape.*

Here ladies, apply liberally to ensure there are no........Accidents!

*Glares at teammates.*

I don't mind playing dirty, but lets not play dirty!

-Ratboy

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Wednesday, March 23, 2005 7:37 AM

JAKE7

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Oh, and I think that Jake7 was interested in participating.

*jake7 appears back at the beach, dressed for action (volleyball! jeez your minds!)*

I'm back! Who's team am I on?

*she hears something whistling towards her head. She turns and gets a pie in the face. She wipes the pie off her face (snacking on it a bit, as pecan is one of her favorites), picking nuts out of her hair, and glares at the parrot*

You know, you could have warned me about tossing the pie to me!

*jake7, face all sticky, runs over to the bio'lake to wash up quickly. She then runs back over to join the gang in a round of volleyball*

Ok, ready!

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Wednesday, March 23, 2005 9:38 AM

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Originally posted by SimonWho:
Right so we've got myself, PsychicRiver, TheRealMe and Rat on one team; Static, twg, mai on another. Recruit one more and we'll get started.

*mind wanders back*

Er, how about Malicious?

So Static gets all the women: twg, Mai, Jake7, Mal...and you guys are going to try to mess with our clothes?...Strip Volleyball...okay that's just wrong...don't worry Rat, just joking.

*twg waves to the cameras. she pulls a small black remote control from her, um, do bikinis have pockets...from Static's pocket. she pushes the small silver button*

It's all good. I've activated the black bar feature. If any clothing goes missing, the black bars will hover over the exposed areas. I know, that kinda sucks, but really...do we want to add a Nudity rating to the thread?

who serves?

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Wednesday, March 23, 2005 10:20 AM

Ladies first, of course (you're an honorary lady Static) :)

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Wednesday, March 23, 2005 10:31 AM

MAI

Oh me first, me first! I mean, uh I'd like to serve first if that's all right with my team?
I can? Fantastic!

Just one quick question before we start.

How do I serve the ball? hehehehe

*Pretends to confidently approach the serving line. Jumps gracefully with the spring loaded shoes*, and its a MIGHTY SERVE! UP, up, and over...

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Wednesday, March 23, 2005 11:24 AM

*blocks*

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Wednesday, March 23, 2005 12:06 PM

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Originally posted by SimonWho:
Right so we've got myself, PsychicRiver, TheRealMe and Rat on one team; Static, twg, mai on another. Recruit one more and we'll get started.

*mind wanders back*

Er, how about Malicious?

BTW, I checked the future and my team wins. Still want to play everyone? Mrs. Static?

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Wednesday, March 23, 2005 12:15 PM

*sneezes*

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"

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Wednesday, March 23, 2005 1:29 PM

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Originally posted by Malicious:
BTW, I checked the future and my team wins. Still want to play everyone? Mrs. Static?

*twg begins to back away from Static, trying very hard not to look guilty of anything, she looks around*
um...is that me?

cause you're on my team...

*my team wins

whoohoo!!! we win!!! but lets play anyway, could be fun.

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posted by PR:
sneezes

*rolling timpani are heard echoing thru the sky...a black obelisk suddenly appears hovering in the sky...it lowers to twg's chest, covering what her top had hidden from view*

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Wednesday, March 23, 2005 3:01 PM

*a strange VWORRP VWORRP wheezing and groaning sound is heard*

*SimonWho emerges from a tall blue box nearby on the beach*

Just altered the timeline a little so that we win the match instead. Nothing to worry about, there shouldn't be any side-effects.

Er.....

TWG always did have two heads, didn't she?

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Wednesday, March 23, 2005 4:11 PM

THEGREYJEDI

*watches. waits. gets back in Aegis and takes a spin in space. Where it's safer.*

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Wednesday, March 23, 2005 4:31 PM

COZEN

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Originally posted by SimonWho:
*a strange VWORRP VWORRP wheezing and groaning sound is heard*

Er.....

TWG always did have two heads, didn't she?

*BJS is perched on J7's shoulder, happily munching on pecan remnants plucked from her hair.*

*Notices she now has at least a third ear.*

Squoo! Moonwish: post hatt!

*Six volleyballs, pulsing in random dimensions, float away from the beach that is now perpendicular to the bio-luminescent lake, en route to TRM, who is scrunched into a '62 Austin Healy sportser. *

*Winged, diaper clad Malcolm Reynolds's with dragonfly eyes sing baroque arias in time to the ryhthmic beats of bald eagles dressed in tailed tuxedos . The tallest eagle escorts Mal-licious to a rendezvous with the Infinite Goof. The Seven Brides, drooling honeyed eels, distribute 4 million Euros amongst the beach partiers. Peace and Love hang from clouds sagging from eucalyptus trees whirling on Sikorsy tail rotors, discussing sexual disfunction amongst schizophrenic zebras.*

*Static surveys the double TWG, and without hesitation grows another mouth to accommodate the situation.*

*Mai is wearing 64 bikinis atop her sportin' gear, but seems alone in having the right number of body parts.*

*Rat does.... It's hard to tell what Ratboy does.*

*BJS preens his new unicorny horn. Makes to send a message to Rukus management, get 'em to find and disable the bluebox, but finds the line is busy.*

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Uh-oh

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Wednesday, March 23, 2005 4:36 PM

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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Mrs. Static?

um...is that me?

Ooops! No, sweetie, that's just the regular Static. Someone (SimoneWho?) had said earlier that he (Static) was an honorary woman, so I just went there.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Wednesday, March 23, 2005 4:40 PM

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Originally posted by cozen:
*Winged, diaper clad Malcolm Reynolds's with dragonfly eyes sing baroque arias in time to the ryhthmic beats of bald eagles dressed in tailed tuxedos . The tallest eagle escorts Mal-licious to a rendezvous with the Infinite Goof. The Seven Brides, drooling honeyed eels, distribute 4 million Euros amongst the beach partiers. Peace and Love hang from clouds sagging from eucalyptus trees whirling on Sikorsy tail rotors, discussing sexual disfunction amongst schizophrenic zebras.*

Uh-oh

This is BEAUTIFUL. It should be engraved somewhere, on something relatively permanent, like Stonehenge or just below someone's nose on Mount Rushmore. Has a kind of poetry to it, sir.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Wednesday, March 23, 2005 7:47 PM