Volleyball and other beach things, RUCKUS STYLE!!! by Static

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Originally posted by montanagirl:
Is that related to Ludicrous Speed? Because I don't remember going to plaid.

*snort*

OMG! I just spit my jellybean across the room...I'd forgotten all about PLAID.

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Tuesday, March 29, 2005 11:40 AM

MAI

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Uh oh. Could someone give me the number for a good lawyer and mai the number for a great plastic surgeon?

*Sits up carefully feeling large lump forming on the side of her head*

OWWWWWWWWWWWW!

What happened to my head? Who are you people?

*Stands up, swaying a bit, shakes off sand*

Oh look at that a volleyball net. I love volleyball! At least I think I do. Care if I play with you strange, yet somehow familiar people?

*singing* little bunny foo-foo hoppin' through the forest scoopin' up the field mice and boppin' them on the head...

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Tuesday, March 29, 2005 8:03 PM

*bump*

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Tuesday, March 29, 2005 8:51 PM

*lurk lurk*

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Tuesday, March 29, 2005 8:57 PM

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Originally posted by Static:
*bump*

OW!!

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Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
*lurk lurk*

Who's there?!?

-Ratboy

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Tuesday, March 29, 2005 9:15 PM

MAI

HI! My name is... Uh I'm called ...

*Searches for name tag*

Well, maybe one of these lovely people can fill me in on that later. No worries. Who needs a name really?

You wanna play volley ball? It's a great day for volley ball. A perfect, sunSHINY day with all these lovely people. I mean just look around. Gorgeous waters, warm weather, and new friends!This place is so tranquil and...

HOLY CRAP! Is that a spaceship?

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Tuesday, March 29, 2005 9:28 PM

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Originally posted by mai:
Is that a spaceship?

No, thats a rest room!

*Ratboy then loveingly points at a port-O-let.*

NOW thats a spaceship!!!

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ps- Has everyone put their John Hancock on Petitrhino's poster??

-Ratboy

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Tuesday, March 29, 2005 11:44 PM

SIMONWHO

Rat! That's disgusting! As though we'd do something that horrible to petitrhino who I've now met and is...

*montanagirl whispers in SW's ear*

Signature? Ooooooh. Right. Sorry. Fine. As you were.

Right, I think we've been competitive for long enough, surely. The scores are tied so let's play whoever wins this point, wins the match. You can even serve if you like.

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Wednesday, March 30, 2005 2:52 AM

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Originally posted by SimonWho:
Right, I think we've been competitive for long enough, surely. The scores are tied so let's play whoever wins this point, wins the match. You can even serve if you like.

Whoo! Sorry, I think I got lost and disoriented in that purple mist, but overall I felt rather mellow. It all rest on this huh? Well...I haven't been as useful as I could be in this game...so it's time to step up to the mark.

C'mon...bring it.

(Someone please say "Oh it's already been bur-rung!" )

PsychicRiverette

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"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"

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Wednesday, March 30, 2005 6:07 AM

Oh, it's already been broughted!

(sorry . . .I went for the "Not Another Teen Movie" reference instead)

**Static sets his stance and eyes SW's team, sizing them up as his team takes their position behind them. The intensity in their eyes is enough to make the Russian Women's Volleyball Team (c. 1980) wet themselves.**

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Wednesday, March 30, 2005 6:11 AM

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Originally posted by mai:
HI! My name is...

Shake-Zula, the mic rulah! the old schoolah!
You wanna trip, I'll break it to ya!

Frylock and I'm on top rock you like a cop, Meatwad you're up next with your knock-knock!

Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G!

Drivin in my car, livin like a star, ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a Taurus.

Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the homeys say ho and the girlies wanna scream!

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Wednesday, March 30, 2005 8:22 AM

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Originally posted by Static:
Oh, it's already been broughted!

(sorry . . .I went for the "Not Another Teen Movie" reference instead)

Nice comeback, priscilla!

PsychicRiverette

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Wednesday, March 30, 2005 10:57 AM

MALICIOUS

I see no one made sure Static took his Ritalin.

Mal-licious

I think I will add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.

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Wednesday, March 30, 2005 1:04 PM

*Ebo wakes up sitting on top of a cap-sized boat in the middle of the lake. Or ocean. Or whatever.*

Woah. WTF is going on here? *cries* I'm so confused! And I only have 4.25 minutes to catch up!

(I went to Reno BTW, so thats the main reason for my absence. But the 15 minutes a day thing does not help.)

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Wednesday, March 30, 2005 1:54 PM

MALICIOUS

I'll make this quick for you Ebo:

WE MISS YOU.

Mal-licious

I think I will add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.

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Wednesday, March 30, 2005 4:36 PM

You missed me? Aww...I missed ya'll and your ensuing wacky-ness as well.

(Parents went to dinner, decided to catch up on all the 15 minutes a day per day that I was gone thats...um...5 times 15 is...75 minutes! Rock on with my loophole finding self! Ooooh, and if I play my cards right, they won't know that i did that, and maybe they'll give it to me again. *grin* I'm an evil, lecherous, hump.)

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Wednesday, March 30, 2005 4:56 PM

Did I miss something to do with 15 minutes a day?

-Ratboy

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Wednesday, March 30, 2005 5:32 PM

Ebo!

So glad to see you here. The game should be ending soon, what with meatwad serving...or is he...what the heck is he doing to the ball?...anyway, glad to have ya girl.

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Originally posted by ebonezer:
I'm an evil, lecherous, hump.

Somehow, this doesn't have quite the same ring coming from you. Static I can totally see as an evil, lecherous hump. Not so much Ebo.

And, um, I already said 'Bring It' back in the last thread, where was my 'broughted'? huh?

*twg a bit bored with the game, jumps onto Static's back and kisses his ear* This is more fun. Anyone up for a game?

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Wednesday, March 30, 2005 5:36 PM

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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:

*twg a bit bored with the game, jumps onto Static's back and kisses his ear* This is more fun. Anyone up for a game?

i don't have anyone to play with...

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Wednesday, March 30, 2005 5:38 PM

Grey isn't in the game...grab him!

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Wednesday, March 30, 2005 5:56 PM

*picks Ebo up and puts her on the shoulder. Of his giant mecha. TWG stares at the lower shin of the mechanical terror.*

So we win now, right?

*incredulous glances galore!*

Fine! I'll get out!

*puts Ebo back on the ground. and hops out, changed into a pair of black swim trunks, and then pick Ebo up and puts her on his shoulders. Cause he can do that. Cause he's manly.*

So we win now roight?

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Wednesday, March 30, 2005 6:09 PM

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Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
Cause he can do that. Cause he's manly.*

So we win now roight?

*twg wriggles her way up Static's back and onto his shoulders*
he'd lift me up too if he were posting, cause he's manly.

And no, you don't win. We haven't even started yet, silly.

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Wednesday, March 30, 2005 6:22 PM

Poo.

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Wednesday, March 30, 2005 6:38 PM

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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
And no, you don't win. We haven't even started yet, silly.

Son, hop up on Daddy's shoulders! BJS, you stand on RealMe's head!

Oh and BJS, remember I paid a good 3$ for that hair cut. So don't......do anything to it!!!

*Ratboy look around.*
I think we forgot little RealMe in the last thread!

Should we go back?

-Ratboy

edit- So how is this game played anyway?

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Wednesday, March 30, 2005 7:31 PM

THEREALME

Rat, I'm guessing you should get on MY shoulders.

Hey, everybody, how about we call it a tie?

Or else declare Mal-licious the winner of the game?

(Pssst! Hi, Ebo!)

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Wednesday, March 30, 2005 7:38 PM

COZEN

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Originally posted by Malicious:
I

WE MISS YOU.

Mal-licious

I think I will add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.

Squeeb! I miss the gratuitous female nudity! Darn! And

those

black bars!

*At Rat's request, BJS lands on TheRealMe's head. Piquedly lifts his tail....*

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I'll continue with the standard birdy repertoire of plopping on folks' heads.

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Thursday, March 31, 2005 12:57 AM

SIMONWHO

Boh! I forgot Malicious was here. Obviously she wins. In fact she wins so much, she beats her own team who are forced to resign in a bizarre goat scandal.

So... what's this other game you were playing twg? Do we need to find partners?

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Thursday, March 31, 2005 3:49 AM

MALICIOUS

Goats are NOT bizarre! Er, umm, I mean YAY!! I win!!!!

I'm going to the REAL beach this weekend guys, think fondly of me, with my Ruckus Beach Volleyball crown wearing self. See you all on Monday. Zoid is SUPPOSED to keep me updated with everything that happens from now until then, so, DO FUNNY STUFF. I do not wish to be bored upon my return.

Love yas!

Mal-licious

I think I will add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.

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Thursday, March 31, 2005 4:29 AM

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Originally posted by ebonezer:
*Ebo wakes up sitting on top of a cap-sized boat in the middle of the lake. Or ocean. Or whatever.*

Ebo!! Your back! Woohoo!

*Does the pylean dance of joy*

And, whatever happened to the Ebo golem? With it's artistic penii?

PsychicRiverette

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Thursday, March 31, 2005 5:59 AM

Have fun Mal! I love going to the beach...it's a bit hard to do here in the middle of the North American continent. Times like these I miss California, then I remember the air and the cars, I don’t miss it so much after that.

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Originally posted by SimonWho:
So... what's this other game you were playing twg? Do we need to find partners?

You've never been in a chicken fight? It works better with a member of the opposite sex, mainly because that's how teenagers and drunk college kids prefer to play...that and girls are typically lighter on the shoulders. Got it? Wonderful!

Now then, pretty much we just attack each other...usually in the water, but we can do it on dry land too. The person on the shoulders gets to try to push the opposing shoulder person off, thus winning...a bit like King of the Hill. This also explains why water is better, less chance for twg to hurt someone or herself. In fact, let’s move into the water.

Mal? Did you lose your bell or did I or someone piss you off?

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Thursday, March 31, 2005 7:37 AM

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Originally posted by Rat:

So how is this game played anyway?

We could all put on masks, then it would be Calvinball! Which is the best game ever next to foreplay. But we're trying to keep it not R rated right? So probably we should stick to masks and flags and calvinball.

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Thursday, March 31, 2005 7:42 AM

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posted by Ebo:We could all put on masks, then it would be Calvinball! ...

*twg beigns humming to herself, fingers firmly stuck in ears. she sees Ebo's wink, and she removes her fingers and stops the humming*

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...So probably we should stick to masks and flags and calvinball.

ooh yeah! much safer and much more fun. okay, I changed my mind, we're playing Calvinball...not calvinball twister, just plain ole calvinball.

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Thursday, March 31, 2005 8:28 AM

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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:

we're playing Calvinball...not calvinball twister, just plain ole calvinball.

Yeah. . .my preferred version of "Twister" involves baby oil.

*grin*

Aw hell. . .I gotta anchor against GREY??? He has conscious control over his center of gravity. I can NEVER beat him in 'play'. . .I could only beat him if I disengaged my safety protocols, making it possible for me to kill him. And then I'd have to kill him.

From a mile away.

With a sniper rifle.

And HOW am I supposed to concentrate with TWG's thighs on my shoulders?

Especially when I'm facing the wrong way?

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Thursday, March 31, 2005 8:40 AM

You better be as good a shot as you say you are with that sniper rifle. Cause if I ain't dead, I'm just gonna be pissed off.

Oh yeah. And also *shove*

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Thursday, March 31, 2005 8:43 AM

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Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:

Oh yeah. And also *shove*

**hits the ground like a french soccer player**

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Thursday, March 31, 2005 8:47 AM

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Originally posted by Static:
Quote:
Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:

Oh yeah. And also *shove*

**hits the ground like a french soccer player**

I thought I was supposed to do the shoving? cause that kinda hurt. *twg absently rubs head* now is not the time to tell you that Zidane is my favorite player, is it?

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Thursday, March 31, 2005 8:51 AM

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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:

now is not the time to tell you that Zidane is my favorite player, is it?

What???

What what what???

*sigh*

Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiverpool!

Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiverpool!

Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiverpool!!!

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Thursday, March 31, 2005 11:29 AM

SIMONWHO

Just when I think you couldn't a more straight, stand-up guy Static, you only bloody go and support Liverpool!

Zidane? Overrated I'm afraid. Needs lots of protection and when things aren't going right, he falls to pieces.

Anyway, I was looking for someone light with a good set of arm muscles to sit on my shoulders. Come on!

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Thursday, March 31, 2005 1:22 PM

BRIDE7

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Originally posted by SimonWho:
[B
Anyway, I was looking for someone light with a good set of arm muscles to sit on my shoulders. Come on!/QUOTE]

Right then i guess that would be me.....

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Thursday, March 31, 2005 2:30 PM

Hey, I have shoulders too.

PsychicRiverette

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Thursday, March 31, 2005 3:31 PM

THEREALME

* The Real Me jumps off of Rat's shoulders and comes up to Bride7. *

Welcome back, Bride7!

I have come to inform you that I have shoulders, too, and no sissy sounding "-ette" at the end of MY name!

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Thursday, March 31, 2005 4:05 PM

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
*The Real Me jumps off of Rat's shoulders.*

Hey, come back here...RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN!!!!

Oh nevermind, go have fun with your little frends!

*Ratboy quickly builds an apparatus to mount Sparky on his shoulders.*

So...Who wants to just give up right now

?!?
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ps- Where's MG?
edit- Come to think of it, where's Mai?

-Ratboy

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