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Originally posted by Diz:
Dungeon Master in hat: You see a Dwarf lying in the mud, a sucking chest wound putting him on the edge of death. He cries to you: "Please help me!"

Nathan: I waste him with my crossbow!!!

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Originally posted by lostintheblack:
(out of shot D&D player): You approach the Cave of Devastation. Suddenly, a fifth level orc berserker charges you wielding a +10 Scimitar of Cleaving.
(Nathan): Okay, I'm going to need that in Captain Dummy talk.
(other guy in shot): Nathan, there's a giant, ugly monster running at you with a sword.
(Nathan): So...what are the dice for?

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Originally posted by StarPilotGrainger:
Nathan: I fire an arrow at it.
Other guy: Okay, now it's a gazebo with an arrow sticking out of it.
Nathan: I didn't hurt it?
Other guy: It's a gazebo!
Nathan: I drop my bow, draw my sword and strike it. Shiny! I got a natural 20! Do I kill it?
Other guy: No, you didn't. It's a gazebo.
Nathan: Gorramit! (chews on pen) What do I gotta do to kill this thing?
Other guy: It's a gazebo, man!

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