Volleyball and other beach things, RUCKUS STYLE!!! by Static

RAT WAKE UP! I'm not THAT scary am I?

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Friday, April 1, 2005 4:28 PM

Thanks for the explanation MG. Am I wrong or isn't that what the called the game that they were playing on Firefly?

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Friday, April 1, 2005 7:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
RAT WAKE UP! I'm not THAT scary am I?

*Ratboy wakes up startled. He somehow manages to gets to his feet with Sparky still on his shoulders.*

Um....Sparky, why is B7 chargeing at us with SW on her shoulders?!?

-Ratboy

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Friday, April 1, 2005 7:45 PM

*stands about with the cap'n Ebo on his shoulders daring all comers. hunkers his center of gravity into "Unmoveable"*

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Friday, April 1, 2005 9:35 PM

* The Real Me seems to be left without a female partner. Luckily, this does not disturb him; he is quite used to this.

*

Hmmm.... Maybe I can go hold a towel for Mai or something.

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Friday, April 1, 2005 11:36 PM

SIMONWHO

You're on top Bride7, now let's take on these supposedly unmoveable objects! AAATTTTTTAAAAACCCCKKKK!

*is distracted by mai examining her underwear*

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 5:47 AM

JAKE7

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
Quote:
It's from Calvin and Hobbes, the greatest comic strip ever. The rules are: There are no rules. You make up everything as you go. The only thing that stays the same is you have to wear a black mask while you play. And you can't ever play it the same way twice.

Ah! Thank you! I figured it had something to do with Calvin and Hobbes, but I couldn't think of a strip where they played "chicken"

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 7:18 AM

Thanks for the towel. It was getting a bit cold out here. Plus it was kind of boring as there was no one to swim with. Guess I could join the game. Anyone need a partner?

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 11:34 AM

*Points at son.*

-Ratboy

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 1:24 PM

*twg, still sprawled in the sand with Static, looks at all the teams*

so, do we keep playing with the rest of them…oooorrrr, do we enjoy being knocked out of the game early?

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 1:55 PM

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*Points at son.*

Geez, it might help if i'd actually read all the posts before replying. So what do you say TRM, you wanna play?

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 3:13 PM

YES! Let's DO this!

Mai and The Real Me will challenge all comers!

Uh, wait, no standard rules, right?

Then how do we know we've won?

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 3:55 PM

Okay, we currently have the following teams, with the former upon the latter's shoulders:

Sparky/Rat
Ebo/TheGreyJedi
ThatWeirdGirl/Static
SimonWho/Bride7 (since "Who's on the top!")
Mai/TheRealMe

* With Mai on his shoulders, TheRealMe charges the immobile GreyJedi! *

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 4:15 PM

STATIC

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
*twg, still sprawled in the sand with Static, looks at all the teams*

so, do we keep playing with the rest of them…oooorrrr, do we enjoy being knocked out of the game early?

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**Static grins evilly at his beloved, then laughs maniacally. Suddenly, he rolltackles TWG, tickling her mercilessly**

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Evil, Lecherous Hump

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 4:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
let's take on these supposedly unmoveable objects!

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* With Mai on his shoulders, TheRealMe charges the immobile GreyJedi! *

*Seeming to be the thing to do, Sparky/Rat charge Ebo/Grey.*

-Ratboy

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 4:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
**Static grins evilly at his beloved, then laughs maniacally. Suddenly, he rolltackles TWG, tickling her mercilessly**

*twg squeals in surprise*

no *giggle* no, hehe *gasp* you have no *gasp* idea how ticklish I am *squeal*

*twg writhes on the ground pinned beneath her beloved*

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 5:18 PM

Quote:
* With Mai on his shoulders, TheRealMe charges the immobile GreyJedi!

*Pushes team Ebo/Grey with all her might*

*Watches and laughs as they begin to totter*

Sorry Cap'n it had to be done!

All right. Who's next?!

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 6:12 PM

*Looks warily at the Cap'n and Grey as they begin to get up again*

They do not look happy.

UH OH.

TRM, RUN!!!!

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 6:13 PM

* Ebo/TheGreyJedi are off balance due to Mai/TheRealMe's last push. TheRealMe looks about to notice SimonWho/Bride7 and Sparky/Rat speeding toward them. *

HA! Just TRY it!

* At the last moment, TheRealMe deftly sidesteps the approaching pair of teams. SimonWho/Bride7 and Sparky/Rat slam into Ebo/TheGreyJedi with much force. The members of those three teams all slump to the ground, stunned. TheRealMe glances over to ThatWeirdGirl/Static, who seem to be occupied, but undeniably on the ground. *

* TheRealMe smiles at Mai, still on his shoulders. *

Well, as the last team standing, I think that we won!

EDIT: Wow, Mai, we must be psychically connected too, posting at the same time as that!

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 6:16 PM

'course we did!

*Looks at jumble of bodies that are ebo/grey, spaarky/rat, and bride7/simon*

If they ever get untangled, we might have a problem.

But hey at least, WE WIN WE WIN WE WIN!!!!!

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 6:47 PM

THAT was a bit strange posting at almost the exact same minute! Very cool. No wonder we kicked there rear ends.

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 6:49 PM

*Feeling bored and depressed about losing, Ratboy and Sparky head the small shack behind the hotel.*

Sparky, you stay here and gard the door!

*Ratboy enters the shack only to find it's much bigger on the inside then he thought. He finds the power generator. Thinking to himself: What on Ruckus could Cozen possibly be doing with this much power? Ratboy desides to shut it down! He climbs up to the top of the generator. Useing his pogo stick, he smash's the large fuse at the top!*

There that should do it!....Can we leave now?

-Ratboy

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 6:58 PM

*still wrestling on the ground, Static and twg feel the earth move*

Wow. And we didn’t….*the ground rumbles…small fissures fracture the ground*

What the! Who did…RAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 7:06 PM

*All the lights go out and an earsplitting boom comes from somewhere down the beach*

What the hades happened? TRM, I think you're son is havin' a tantrum. DO SOMETHING please.

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 7:13 PM

...

....

.....

*lifts himself, the cap'n and, accidentally, several others off the ground as he gets up. Toss the cap'n over his shoulder and starts making for the ship. Speaks into his watch*

Aegis, leave atmo. Safe orbit.

*looks at his shipmates*

Alright, folks, Ratboy's killed out vacation. Time to, uh, vacate.

*carries Ebo off towards the ship, plus anyone else who happens to be tangled in and on him still.*

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 7:20 PM

* The Real Me feels giddy over winning. In fact, he feels very light on his feet. In fact, he's... floating. *

Uh, I have a bad feeling about this.

* The Real Me gazes over at the ocean. *

Mai? Mai? Why is the ocean boiling?

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 7:29 PM

I dunno but FLOAT FASTER! We gotta get back on that ship! Apparently we have over stayed our welcome.

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Burn the land and Boil the sea you Can't take the sky from me....

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 7:38 PM

uh, guys...TRM and Mai are over there *twg points out towards the duo floating in the water that is quickly isolating the treehouse lovebirds from the rest of the crew* and Static and I seem to be not with you.

A little help please...

*twg clings to Static. Static assesses the situation...pulls twg onto his back to keep her out of the steaming water...

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 7:42 PM

* The Real Me looks down from where he and Mai are floating in the sky. The sea is boiling and the land is burning. *

It seems that Rat turned off the power source that regulates temperature, gravity, atmosphere... Uh, I think that we had better...

* The Real Me says nothing else, since the air around him seems to have evaporated into space. He clutches Mai tightly as he reaches up. A spot of light expands into a ring of fire around a dark void. Air blows out of this dimensional portal. Somehow, The Real Me and Mai scramble inside, to fall into the bridge of the Sereni-Tree, gasping for air. The Real Me squeezes himself into the pilot seat and starts flipping switches. *

Mai, I'm powering up the ship. Maybe you can get into the General Lee runabout and try to track down any other survivors.

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 7:47 PM

*Jumps into the General and speeds back to the now crumbling planet*

TWG, STATIC OVER Here! *Waves wildly*
GET IN! YOu guys have any idea where the others are? We have to get outta here and I mean yesterday!

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 7:51 PM

*Spots the tangle of crewmates trying to make their way surely but much too slowly toward the ship*

*Deploys large bulldozer like scoop from the outta nowhwere and scoops everyone up*

Is that everyone? Where's MG, Jake7 and the rest?

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 7:54 PM

*glance right, glance left*

Crap. Aegis! Return!

*leaps into Aegis' open cockpit as it flys by on its side. Ebo slips behind his seat as he takes the controls and swoop about at low altitude. grabs mai's bulldozer, MG, Jake7, bride7, Mal, PsychicRiver, and anyone not currently aboard a space-worthy craft, carefully in the mecha's hands and flies into the Serenitree's cargo/hangar hold. Hops out of Aegis in the middle of the landing sequence*

Rat! When we're spaceborne you've got some 'splaining to do!

*runs to the engineering section to fire up the engines.*

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 8:00 PM

DAMN! A mecha shooting toward us! Oh, it's Grey's!

* The Real Me opens the main cargo bay doors to allow the Aegis entry. *

Now, where was I?

* Frustrated, The Real Me presses a certain button again. The entire Sereni-Tree rumbles as the fusion plant lights. *

Finally!

* The Real Me pulls back on a control stick and the Sereni-Tree rises up from the crumbling planet. He swings the ship around and moves it closer toward what used to be a beach. *

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 8:02 PM

*Glances out the cockpit window, slightly teary-eyed at the ruins that were once the Rukus pleasure planet*

WHEW! That was a bit too close for comfort.

Everyone ok?

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 8:05 PM

* The Real Me flies the Sereni-Tree over the crumbling surface of the planet Rukus. *

Ah! There they are!

* The Real Me creates a dimensional portal that leads from the Bridge to where ThatWeirdGirl and Static are huddled. He creates another near a cluster of Brides. He creates a third near some other moving figures that he can’t quite identify. Some of the cozen-clones? Needleseye? Mal-licious? Knibblet? Apple?

Hey! Come on through!

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 8:07 PM

*clicks the comm*

TRM. Any reason why you're opening portals into the cargo bay? There's a bulldozer full of folks, and several others lying about in the cargo bay recovering.

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 8:15 PM

Odd. Mai picked up Static and ThatWeirdGirl in the General Lee. I wonder who I rescued? Oh, well. Whoever they were, they certainly needed rescuing!

* The Real Me clicks his com. *

I'm opening portals to save people, Grey. We are getting EVERYONE off of this planet, not just our crew. The Brides. The Mal, Kaylee, Simon, River, and other love-clones. The Badger-clone. The damnable parrot. Everybody!

I even plan to save Rat.

After all, he has my Sparky with him!

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 8:18 PM

Quote:
posted by me:
grabs mai's bulldozer, MG, Jake7, bride7, Mal, PsychicRiver, and anyone not currently aboard a space-worthy craft, carefully in the mecha's hands and flies into the Serenitree's cargo/hangar hold.

just get us the heck outta here!

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 8:21 PM

Oh geez! THe clones! How could I forget? Good thing you all were there with the rescuin' party.

Speaking of Rat, where is he? He's gotta a lot of almost dead crew to explain.

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 8:28 PM

Quote:
Rat's gotta a lot of almost dead crew to explain.

So, I was bored. So what!

Say, where's that Apple girl?

-Ratboy

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 8:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
TRM, I think you're son is havin' a tantrum. DO SOMETHING please.

Other way around.

-Ratboy

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 8:44 PM

* The Real Me curses and the entire Sereni-Tree shakes as a large chunk of Rukus smashes into the ship. The Real Me twists one control and pulls another. The Sereni-Tree lurches sideways to avoid an impact with an even larger fragment. *

Say, Static, anytime you want to take over is fine with me!

* The Real Me’s face goes pale as yet another Rukus-chunk speeds directly toward the bridge. He twists the ship around again. *

Say, Grey, can you get us into hyperspace? Will there be too much interference from…

* Another Rukus-chunk approaches. *

AAAAAAAAAHHH!

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 8:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* Another Rukus-chunk approaches. *

*Ratboy mounts his pogo stick on the front of the General and fly's it toward the chunk.*

Hope this works!

-Ratboy

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 9:37 PM

Grey! Do we have any kind of super-science force fields that we can put up?

* Another narrow miss as the Sereni-Tree is almost pulverized. Out of the corner of his eye, The Real Me spots a floating figure. *

Say, is that Rat?

Yes, it is Rat, but…

RAT! DAMMIT! What have you done with Sparky?

* Clicks com. *

Grey? Is Bertha loaded?

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 9:50 PM

Shields in two levels, ablative armor and hull level repulsor field.

But, since you asked for hyperspace first...

*presses a few buttons in his command chair in engineering*

All hands! Brace for Ether Dive!

*manuvers to the hitherto untested Gravity Drive! hops out of his command chair. presses his left hand on the handprint scanner.*

Level 1 ID - Confirmed. Voice authorization for Level 2 ID.

*Speaks into the speaker*

Gravity Drive. Status: Active. Code: SKYWARP engage.

*beep beep*

Level 2 ID - Confirmed. Retinal scan for Level 3 ID.

*places his chin on a small shelf, retinal scan. beep be-deep*

Level 3 ID - Confirmed. DNA sample for Level 4 ID.

*perimeter alarms sound around him, warning of an unavoidable chunk of rock that even his shields can't deflect.*

Damnit.

*grabs the knife sitting in a sheath on his command chair and slices deep into his right hand, slamming the wound onto the hand scanner on the right side. be-deep be-deep.*

"Level 4 ID - Confirmed. Command?"

ETHER DIVE, GO!

*the ship is surrounded in darkness and gravity warps the visible light surrounding the ship, pulling into the 4th dimension just as the huge chunk of rock passes where the ship used to be. Anyone looking out of the windows can see a negative of the normal visible spectrum, white space flecked by black dots, inverted colors of the breaking up Rukus passing harmlessly over and around the ship.*

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