CAPTION TIGHTPANTS 22 by TenthCrewMember

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by JRC:

I know, I know, Heart of Gold came later after this ep. So sue me.

Nah, that helps make it funny! Timeline is irrelevant. Reality is useless. Sensibility is futile. You will be eaten...err...assimilated... no wait, we're gorram Reavers! You will be raped, eaten and sewn into my Joe Boxers!

right. um...

INARA: You learn these things when...when there's an arrow in your butt!
MAL: Easy with the yankin'!

(my apologies to Shrek)

Cilantro!
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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 7:52 PM

RAT

Mal: Is it* out yet?!?

Inara: NO, and this would go alot faster if you would stop clenching!!

*Use your imagination.

-Ratboy
edit- I had not seen Tenth's post when I wrote this.

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 7:55 PM

THRAWN

Mal: OH! So THAT'S what that mysterious needle was for!

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 10:00 PM

SOUPCATCHER

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

INARA: And swear you will NEVER call me a whore again.
MAL: YES. By all that's holy, YES. Just don't let go of my suspenders*.

* Okay, "braces," instead of suspenders, for all you nitpickers out there

.

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Next up: Early "Nutcrusher" Jubal and the Firebuggers

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 1:31 AM

Important people don't do field work.

Quote:

Mal: Ice down the back of the shirt again? Oy! Can't you think of something better to do with your off time, Inara?

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 1:32 AM

Important people don't do field work.

Quote:

Its good to see that the time honored tradition of slapping someone's sunburn once they get back from vacation will still be around 500 years in the future.

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 1:35 AM

Important people don't do field work.

Quote:

Inara: You will drink the blood of Kali!
(WHIPCRACK)
Mal: OW! The critics have been saying I'm more like Han Solo, not Indiana Jones! Get away from me with that whip!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 2:31 AM

KNIBBLET

DAMN! That was my immediate thought! Good on ye, Kaylee4Simon.

Quote:
Originally posted by Kaylee4Simon:
It's Mal, lord of the dance!

"I'm gonna rip you a new puppet hole, bitch!"

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 2:55 AM

GRRARRG

Mal: Inara! Ex-lax in my tea is not what I thought you meant when you said you wanted to "clean my pipes!"
Inara: April Fool's!
Mal: That was last week! Where's the gorram bathroom?!

[edited because I copied the wrong picture link]
I mock you with my monkey pants

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 3:17 AM

MUTT999

Mal: "SEE! This is what happens when grown men leave their toy dinosaurs laying around!

Inara: "Now this might hurt a bit......"

"That's the buffet table....."

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 3:31 PM

Inara really hurt Mal as he was pulling his pants up after mooning her and saying "How'd you like a bit of this green apple America?"

OR

MAL:"GOR-FREAKING-RAMMIT!!!I SPLIT MY PANTS!!!!AGAIN!!!!!!!"

OR

MAL:"GORRAMMIT!!!I SPLIT MY PANTS AGAIN!!!"

INARA:"You should really find a better tailor....."

OR

MAL:"And then it made a face like THIS when i hit it with the mule...."

INARA:"This is really getting tiresome...."

OR

MAL:"How'd you like a bit of this green apple America?"

OR

Pain was so scary, Mal had to limp away.

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Time for some thrilling heroics!!!

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 4:38 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Inara: Mal, didn't your mother teach you not to run with pointy objects?

Mal: Yeah, but Mom was never late for a duel using said pointy object.

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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 4:40 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

Mal: "Hello ... My name is Malcolm Reynolds and you killed my father .. prepare to die .. owww"

..............................................

'Trust me - I know what I'm doing!' - Sledge Hammer
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http://www.freewebs.com/mjspages/tempfireflypage.htm

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 4:41 PM

just to tell everyone who might like hearing stuff like this, but CAPTION TIGHTPANTS has inspired me, and just today after a while of planning, i started my own caption game on my livejournal, thanks to this firefly-related thread. It isn't firefly based though, because most people i know at school never heard of firefly unless i talk about it, but im working on that. my pics are just random ones, so they could be anything, week to week. If anyone wants to check it out, my alias on livejournal.com is "the_zeppo01" (based on the Buffy episode of the same name, minus the 01, hehehe.) If my first try does well, i'm gonna keep it going, so here's hoping....

P.S.-just wondering, TenthCrewMember, but how do you get the whole poll page going, cause im trying to figure out how i'll manage the votes, hehehe

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Time for some thrilling heroics!!!

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 4:43 PM

PumamanRedux wrote:
Wednesday, April 06, 2005 16:40
Mal: "My name is Malcolm Reynolds and you killed my father .. prepare to die .. owww"

VERY NICE MAN!!!I LOVE PRINCESS BRIDE!!That, i must say, was awesome.

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 4:47 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

very surprised no one else came up with that caption before I did .. thanks COT for the praise ...

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
PumamanRedux wrote:
Wednesday, April 06, 2005 16:40
Mal: "My name is Malcolm Reynolds and you killed my father .. prepare to die .. owww"

VERY NICE MAN!!!I LOVE PRINCESS BRIDE!!That, i must say, was awesome.

'Trust me - I know what I'm doing!' - Sledge Hammer
**************
http://www.freewebs.com/mjspages/tempfireflypage.htm

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 6:11 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

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An American Pie 2/Firefly crossover!

INARA: "Now don't freak out. I'm about to do something to push your threshold."

MAL: "Ow that's cold! What is that?!"

INARA: "I just shoved a sword in your pigu. Aren't weapons fun?"

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 7:09 AM

ODDNESS2HER

MAL: Thank you, Ma'am, may I have another!

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 7:16 AM

SIMONWHO

Inara was just a little too late to inform Mal that "Let's have a fight with our swords" was the local chat-up line.

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 8:10 AM

KESSIE

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

INARA: I told you not to play with Jayne and Vera.

They say it’s the last song
They don’t know us, you see
Its only the last song
If we let it be

http://www.darknessenemyinc.de.vu/

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 8:53 AM

HISKINDOFSTUPID

Mal: Dammit, 'Nara! I thought you meant the back of a Volkswagen!!!

(ok, first CTP entry ever, finally had a spark of funny in my brain!) (Reeeeeeaaaaalllllllyyyy hope no one came up with it, and I just missed it...)

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 8:59 AM

Important people don't do field work.

Quote:

Mal: Ow! I know you don't like the new action figures, Inara, but you didn't have to put them 'there'!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 10:03 AM

WICCANSLYR

Mal: Dammit woman I said FOUR play!
Inara: Oh, well that makes more sense.

OR

Mal: Ah, I knew I should have stayed away from that buffet table! I’ll be in the head!
Inara: So a raincheck on the lesson then?

OR

Mal: Are you really sure the branding is necessary?
Inara: Oh quite down you big baby.

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 10:08 AM

ARAMINA

Quote:
Originally posted by PumamanRedux:

Mal: "Hello ... My name is Malcolm Reynolds and you killed my father .. prepare to die .. owww"

LAMO!

When I think of an interesting signature you'll be the first to know.

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 10:11 AM

ARAMINA

Quote:
Originally posted by HisKindofStupid:
Mal: Dammit, 'Nara! I thought you meant the back of a Volkswagen!!!

LMAO! So many good ones this round... I'm having difficulty

When I think of an interesting signature you'll be the first to know.

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 10:21 AM

ARAMINA

Mal: A little to the right. Little more. Ooh. Wait. Just there. Ever thought of advertising? "Inara. Works on areas other companions just can't reach"

When I think of an interesting signature you'll be the first to know.

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 10:25 AM

INDIGO

Quote:

Mal, jumping: "See, 'Nara, all it takes is about 20 reps of this a couple times a day..."
Inara, dryly: "Yes, Capt'n Tight Pants, very nice. So how about 20 reps of something else?"

or,

Inara with switch: (swish, swish...) "I said dance cowboy, dance!"

Japanese Windows error msg:
Screen.
Mind.
Both are Blank.

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 12:31 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Mal: BWWWWAAAA!

~or~

Mal: Oww, I think I found that missing bobble head doll.

Inara: Still think people love these thing.

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 12:41 PM

DIZ

Inara: Mal, there's a spider on your back.

Mal: Get it off! Get IT OFF!!

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Friday, April 8, 2005 12:06 PM

MAL:"MAN these suspenders don't do ANYTHING except give me a wedgie...."

OR

MAL:"I dunno Inara, this idea of a$$less chaps isn't looking so good now..."

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Time for some thrilling heroics!!!

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Saturday, April 9, 2005 12:45 PM

CHOLLETT

Mal: (a la Peter Griffin) (sucking in breath)ffffff.......(outward breath)..AHHHHHHH!!......ffffff.........AAAAAHHHH!!........ffffffff........AAAAHHHHHHH!!!.....fffffff........AAAHHHHH!!!

I think that's my best for now. My brother used all my other ideas.

wait.....

Mal: fffffff...........AHHHHHH!!.......fffffff..........AAAAAAHHHHH!!..............ffffff........AAAAHHHHH!!!.........ffffffffffff.......AAAHHHHHH!!!!
Inara: I told you it didn't take much pressure to cut skin.....

or substitute Inara's line there with: That's what you get for riding on horses all day.

"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie

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Sunday, April 10, 2005 2:26 AM

KMS

Quote:

Even though Easter was over, Mal insisted on showing Inara his bunny impression.

or

Mal does the 'Time Warp'…. again.

Or

RIP!!!!!!
Inara: Not So Tight Captain Tightpants now! Bwahahahaha!

KMS!
'We're not obsessed, we're focused'---Gizzie

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Sunday, April 10, 2005 4:02 AM

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Mal's attempt at the Snoopy Dance wasn't as good as Xander's, but then, the Christmas special hadn't aired in a century.

Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
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Sunday, April 10, 2005 5:06 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
just to tell everyone who might like hearing stuff like this, but CAPTION TIGHTPANTS has inspired me,

Yeah, I like hearing it.

Quote:
and just today after a while of planning, i started my own caption game on my livejournal, thanks to this firefly-related thread.

I am like a disease without a cure. Does that seem right to you?

Quote:
If my first try does well, i'm gonna keep it going, so here's hoping....

Exactly how I started.

Quote:
P.S.-just wondering, TenthCrewMember, but how do you get the whole poll page going, cause im trying to figure out how i'll manage the votes, hehehe

www.sparklit.com Just sign up for a free account!

Cilantro!
TCM

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Sunday, April 10, 2005 5:34 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

okay, I kept letting you all have the opportunity to post this one, but you missed it...

Mal: Tai-kong suo-yo duh shing-chiouh doh sai-jin wuh duh pee-goo!

(translation: everything in the universe is stuffed up my ass!)

That being said...go vote for 2 of the shiny captions that were posted!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/902921

I am getting anxious! One more week and we have our first prize drawing!
(For the record, it will be handled by an unbiased party with scientific accuracy to maximize the random potential outcome. Read: I will write the winners onto slips of paper and have my 3-year old draw one from a very fine hat!)

Cilantro!
TCM

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Monday, April 11, 2005 5:59 PM