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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS is dead...

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UPDATED: Thursday, April 7, 2005 13:56
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Saturday, April 2, 2005 12:41 AM

INTHEBLACK


Suddenly, Mal realised that his life as a companion would never be as glamorous as Inara's.

Shiniest gorramn show in the 'verse!

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 6:53 AM

STARPILOTGRAINGER


Quote:

Originally posted by Diz:
Dungeon Master in hat: You see a Dwarf lying in the mud, a sucking chest wound putting him on the edge of death. He cries to you: "Please help me!"

Nathan: I waste him with my crossbow!!!


KODT?


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"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
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Saturday, April 2, 2005 1:23 PM

STARPILOTGRAINGER


Nathan: I fire an arrow at it.
Other guy: Okay, now it's a gazebo with an arrow sticking out of it.
Nathan: I didn't hurt it?
Other guy: It's a gazebo!
Nathan: I drop my bow, draw my sword and strike it. Shiny! I got a natural 20! Do I kill it?
Other guy: No, you didn't. It's a gazebo.
Nathan: Gorramit! (chews on pen) What do I gotta do to kill this thing?
Other guy: It's a gazebo, man!


Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
LJ: http://www.livejournal.com/users/newnumber6 (real)
http://www.livejournal.com/users/alternaljournal (fictional, travelling through another world)
Unreachable Star: http://www.unreachablestar.net - Comics & SF News/Reviews/Opinions

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 2:47 PM

LOSTINTHEBLACK


(out of shot D&D player): You approach the Cave of Devastation. Suddenly, a fifth level orc berserker charges you wielding a +10 Scimitar of Cleaving.
(Nathan): Okay, I'm going to need that in Captain Dummy talk.
(other guy in shot): Nathan, there's a giant, ugly monster running at you with a sword.
(Nathan): So...what are the dice for?

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 5:38 PM

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN


Quote:

Originally posted by lostintheblack:
(out of shot D&D player): You approach the Cave of Devastation. Suddenly, a fifth level orc berserker charges you wielding a +10 Scimitar of Cleaving.
(Nathan): Okay, I'm going to need that in Captain Dummy talk.
(other guy in shot): Nathan, there's a giant, ugly monster running at you with a sword.
(Nathan): So...what are the dice for?



HAhahaha! Captain dummy talk! Classic!

Keep flying

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Sunday, April 3, 2005 5:17 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Okay, here are the week 21 selections...but you'll have to scan back and read them if you can't remember them (some of them were long, so I summarized in the poll).

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/901347

NOW VOTE before I fetch my blue rubber gloves...


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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 5:40 PM

STARPILOTGRAINGER


Quote:

Originally posted by StarPilotGrainger:
Nathan: I fire an arrow at it.
Other guy: Okay, now it's a gazebo with an arrow sticking out of it.
Nathan: I didn't hurt it?
Other guy: It's a gazebo!
Nathan: I drop my bow, draw my sword and strike it. Shiny! I got a natural 20! Do I kill it?
Other guy: No, you didn't. It's a gazebo.
Nathan: Gorramit! (chews on pen) What do I gotta do to kill this thing?
Other guy: It's a gazebo, man!



I know I didn't win, but for the record, in case anyone was curious, this is the story that my entry was based on:

http://www.dreadgazebo.com/eric.html

Star Pilot Grainger
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Thursday, April 7, 2005 12:33 PM

DIZ


Yup. :)

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 12:49 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.


That is a friggin' riot.

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 1:56 PM

LOSTINTHEBLACK


That's by far the funniest D&D parody I've ever seen/read/witnessed. There really should be an entire thread dedicated to that stuff. So much potential for self-mockery...

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