CAPTION TIGHTPANTS 23 fnord by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS 23 fnord

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UPDATED: Monday, April 18, 2005 05:49
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Wednesday, April 13, 2005 7:43 PM

MAL:"WOW, you're flexible!I couldn't fit in that.....do they teach you that in whore academy?

.....please?

P.S.-I'll come up with more later....if anyone didn't check out CT#22, i told people i started my own caption game on my Livejournal, if you wanna check it out it's at http://www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01 CHECK IT OUT!!!I'm at #1 right now and it's voting time there!so feel free to vote there too lol. #2 will start in 5 days, so be on the lookout and feel free to take part init too!The more the merrier!

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Time for some thrilling heroics!!

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Wednesday, April 13, 2005 9:09 PM

KMS

Quote:

Mal reconsiders his resolution to smuggle smallish cargo.
Mal (muttering to himself): She may be a bitch, but she ain’t no begal.

Or

After seeing what’s inside, Mal thought about following the instructions on he outside of the box anyway: Just add water and boil.

Or

Saffron feels the need to complain about the new passenger dorms.
Mal doesn’t have the heart to tell her there are no new passenger dorms.

KMS!
‘We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.’ ----Gizzie

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Thursday, April 14, 2005 2:34 AM

MUTT999

Christina: Nathan, I'm sorry you're mad because you wasted $10 on "The Village", but I swear, I wasn't the girl in the movie!

Adam (OS): Yes she was! Keep her in the box!

"That's the buffet table....."

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Thursday, April 14, 2005 4:38 AM

WICCANSLYR

Quote:
Originally posted by Mutt999:

Christina: Nathan, I'm sorry you're mad because you wasted $10 on "The Village", but I swear, I wasn't the girl in the movie!

Adam (OS): Yes she was! Keep her in the box!

HAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAA!

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

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Thursday, April 14, 2005 7:17 AM

VOLSTOCK

Mal singing: On the first day of Christmas my crewmates gave to me, A Saffron in a grey box!

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"I've seen you with no clothes on, never thought I'd see you naked."

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Thursday, April 14, 2005 8:37 AM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.

Quote:

Saffron: And, if I hide in this box, you'll let me out, right Mal? Right?

Mal: (Closing Lid) Stupid bimbo.

OR:

Mal: Why are you in there?

Saffron: There were terrifying Space Monkeys! They went like this (much hooting and scratching)

OR:

Mal: You're not supposed to play the "Five Minutes in The Closet" game with yourself!

OR:

Mal: Huh. I guess Reynolds Wrap really will keep your wife warmer, longer.

OR:

Mal: Yolanda! You've got some 'splaining to do!

Yolanda: Wahhhh!

OR:

Though pranks ran rampant on the set of Firefly, Christina didn't appreciate the humor of the old "Leave The Recurring Guest Star in the Box For Five Hours" gag.

OR:

Mal: BWAH! What the good gorram are you doin' in there?

Saffron: You haven't seen Heinrich around here anywhere, have you?

OR:

Christina: (Singing) And when the beguine begins to begin...

Nathan: Nice...I've never seen a Carmen Miranda impression in a box before.

OR:

Mal: I don't care that you got a boo-boo on your elbow!

OR:

Mal tried not to laugh as Saffron banged her funnybone exiting the box.

Hmmm...guess I'm all out

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Thursday, April 14, 2005 9:57 AM

KESSIE

Quote:

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Nathan(singing): How much is that Geisha in the box... etc...

They say it’s the last song
They don’t know us, you see
Its only the last song
If we let it be

http://www.darknessenemyinc.de.vu/

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Thursday, April 14, 2005 4:41 PM

GAZERBEAM

OK, I'm going to hell for this one.

Yo-Saf-Bridge, the new person in charge of supplies.

Yo-Saf-Bridge (In best chinese accent): Supplies!

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Thursday, April 14, 2005 4:51 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

Yo/Saf/ Bridge: "You stuck me in here with only large bags of cocktail peanuts and Sunny D to consume ???? You are a real bastard, Malcolm Reynolds !!!"

'Trust me - I know what I'm doing!' - Sledge Hammer
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http://www.freewebs.com/mjspages/tempfireflypage.htm

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Thursday, April 14, 2005 6:38 PM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.

Quote:
Originally posted by GazerBeam:
OK, I'm going to hell for this one.

Yo-Saf-Bridge, the new person in charge of supplies.

Yo-Saf-Bridge (In best chinese accent): Supplies!

Holy crap, that's funny!!!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Thursday, April 14, 2005 7:32 PM

SHINY

Quote:
Originally posted by GazerBeam:
OK, I'm going to hell for this one.

Yo-Saf-Bridge, the new person in charge of supplies.

Yo-Saf-Bridge (In best chinese accent): Supplies!

Funny and tasteless! I love it! ;)

Jayne, your mouth is talkin. Might want to look into that.

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Friday, April 15, 2005 1:32 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

SAFFRON:"GO AWAY!*this is MY hiding spot!*"

OR

MAL:"I DID tell you about what the Sheperd's hair can do to people...so DON'T YOU EVER say i didn't tell you!"

OR

MAL:"JAYNE!!YOU DROPPED THE WRONG BOX AGAIN!!"

OR A TWIST ON THAT...

MAL:"JAYNE!!YOU DROPPED THE WRONG BOX!!I told you to drop the one with SAFFRON in it, not our kitchen supplies!!!"

OR

SAFFRON:"This view looks familiar...."

MAL:"Can't remember an object you've never seen....."

OR

MAL:"DUDE!!!,WHERE'S MY DOUGHNUT?!?!

SAFFRON:"Don't look at me....."*burp*

OR

SAFFRON:"Yes, officer?"

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Friday, April 15, 2005 9:00 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by GazerBeam:
OK, I'm going to hell for this one.

Yo-Saf-Bridge, the new person in charge of supplies.

Yo-Saf-Bridge (In best chinese accent): Supplies!

Ahhhhh.... Weird Al's UHF...y'know what is sad? I watched that movie 3 times before I caught that joke. Y'know what is more sad? This version made me laugh out loud. Still sadder yet? A UHF/Firefly crossover...

voice(OS in chinese accent): Okay, you take what is in box instead of red snapper...you got...YOSAFF! You so my kind of STUPID!

(and if you don't get it, go get UHF and watch it, um, now. *g*)

Cilantro!
TCM

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Friday, April 15, 2005 10:14 PM

JRC

Morena: "Christina, honey, that scene calls for you to be in a dumpster. You should at least get a bigger box with more trash."

Everyone dies alone.

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Saturday, April 16, 2005 6:53 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

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MAL: "Oscar the Grouch called, he'd like his trash can back."

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Saturday, April 16, 2005 8:17 AM

SHINY

Quote:
Originally posted by JRC:

Morena: "Christina, honey, that scene calls for you to be in a dumpster. You should at least get a bigger box with more trash."

Nathan (OS): "What, white trash doesn't count?"

* runs *

Jayne, your mouth is talkin. Might want to look into that.

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Sunday, April 17, 2005 10:43 AM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

WEIRD AL RULES!!!!anyone who knows me can tell you how much of a fan i am. And apparently i'm starting to look like him too, lol, and im only 16!Again, my friends and brother can attest to that.

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Sunday, April 17, 2005 12:33 PM

DRAGONWINE

Saffron: I said sexpot, SEXPOT, NOT TEAPOT! What is so hard to understand there? Maybe Wash is right and you are sly.......fine I'll be in Jayne's bunk!

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Sunday, April 17, 2005 5:52 PM

WHITEFALL

Saffron reaches to close the box as she sees....

THE PALE TIGHT PANTS WITH NOBODY INSIDE 'EM!!!

or alternatively...

Christina Hendricks' attempt to be smuggled onto the set of Serenity fails yet again...

or....

Ah, we meet at last, Mr. Bond!!!!
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"But these are not times for extraordinary men... Business is not war, heroics are unseemly; they complicate."

How can I pick my favorite quote, gorramit?!

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Sunday, April 17, 2005 6:38 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/904515

Y'know it! That's the link to VOTE! This is it! The last winner before the first drawing for a prize will be decided! But no worries! Caption Tightpants will live on, at least through September, and there will be more prizes given away!

Cilantro!
TCM

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Sunday, April 17, 2005 9:39 PM

SOUPCATCHER

Wheeeee. Time to be a bridesmaid again

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Next up: Early "Nutcrusher" Jubal and the Firebuggers

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Monday, April 18, 2005 5:49 AM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.

Bump!

Aw, man! The saturation theory doesn't work at Caption Tightpants! Hmm...I shall redouble my efforts of Caption Tightpants 24!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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