Escape from the raid on Black Diamond by Malicious

* (This pertains mostly to the end of the previous thread.) *

Needleseye! Ummmm… Hello!

* The Real Me is embarrassed to discover that he expanded the space-time of Needleseye’s private room in order to temporarily store the population of the doomed world of Black Diamond. *

Well, it WAS Rat’s idea to save the population of Black Diamond, but I agreed it was the correct thing to do. After all, we saved you from Rukus, before IT was destroyed, right?

* The Real Me notices a disturbing trend in the travels of the Sereni-Tree. *

Using these particular quarters was a matter of expediency. I just picked one that I thought was empty. I didn’t know that you had claimed it as…

* The Real Me’s com-link beeps. *

Excuse me, Needleseye. Hello? This is Me.

* The Real Me smacks himself in the forehead. *

I forgot all about rescuing the Cozenants! Well, SimonWho, if you can save a few billion of them, then your blue box may be the best place to keep them. There is still so much of Knibblet’s Stupendous Sunscreen in and about the Sereni-Tree’s living areas that I don’t think they would be safe. Thanks.

* The Real Me takes his com-link away from next to his ear and looks up at Needleseye. *

As I was saying…

* The Real Me’s com-link beeps twice. *

Excuse me again, Needleseye. Hello? This is Me. Yes, well, ThatWeirdGirl, I didn’t know that you liked flying so much. Well, if you want to fly some more, I suppose it wouldn’t hurt for you to fly around and make sure that we got all the people off of Black Diamond. You can call me if you find some more. No, the shuttle’s engines do not match those of the Sereni-Tree in any way, but unless this planet explodes, I don’t think that will be a problem. We will just get the Sereni-Tree clear of the planet, then wait for you to return to us. Uh… Well, yes, if you like we can list you as the primary shuttle pilot of the Nelson. Sorry, got to go right now.

* The Real Me switches to another call. *

Hello? This is Me. TheGreyJedi? I thought you were in Main Engineering! Okay, sure, go flying around Black Diamond if you like. See if there is anybody else to evacuate. Let me know if you find anybody.

* The Real Me flips channels again. *

Jet? Get to Main Engineering and take charge there until Grey returns. Coordinate our take-off with Static on the Bridge.

* The Real Me flips channels yet again. *

Static? This is Me. Take the Sereni-Tree up slowly, please, and establish a parking orbit for us. Monitor Black Diamond’s tectonics to ensure that we aren’t going to have to deal with any more planetary explosions. I imagine that everything will be freezing, soon, without a star. Keep lines open to Aegis and Admiral Nelson. We still have folk searching for survivors.

* The Real Me flips channels yet AGAIN. *

Mai? Hello, this is Me. As our Cruise Director, I have two important projects that I’d like you to do. First, try to come up with some way to keep our approximately 100,000, mostly inhuman, new guests entertained. Get help from others as you need them and as they can be spared from ship ops. Second, try to locate a nice planet nearby where we can dump off these refugees. Nothing in the Cozen Cluster, please. I don’t think any of those stars still exist, anymore. To make room for all these beings, I’ve folded space way too many times here for me to remain comfortable. I want to be rid of them as soon as possible. Thanks.

* The Real Me closes his eyes and takes a deep breath to relax. *

Okay, Needleseye. Sorry about all that. I’m afraid you will need to move to different quarters for the time being. I’d be glad to help you move any of your…

* The Real Me opens his eyes and looks about. *

Needleseye?

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Monday, April 18, 2005 1:03 PM

SoulofSerenity! Hello!

You want to do something? Great! Uh… Well, to be honest, we’d need to know your capabilities and interests. However, I have to say that I’m encouraged by someone actually wanting to help.

Currently, the Sereni-Tree seems to be lacking a bartender, a cook, a starship navigator, and a security chief. It is possible that Bride3 could make an adequate bartender, but that’s not certain. I have been covering the navigation position of late, but I’d be delighted to give it up. I think that we had a few folks interested in the security position, such as Indigo, but they have not been around for a long time. We might have lost them.

Perhaps there are other positions that you could fill. If you have something in mind, suggest it!

We have acquired quite a few new folks of late. If you are interested, I am preparing a guided tour of the Sereni-Tree. It should be ready in a day or so, assuming that we all survive our next ordeal.

Ah, not to worry! We usually do!

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Monday, April 18, 2005 1:21 PM

SIMONWHO

*disappears into his blue box*

*it disappears*

*it reappears*

Right, I bent the rules a bit there, gathered all the ants together, took them into my craft, took them to a safe remote location, lots of earth for them to play with, pieces of enormous food for them to move from one side to another. They should be very happy there. If anyone wants the co-ordinates to visit them, I'd be happy to oblige.

I've also discovered a few suitable places to deposit Yetis and Windmill creatures if we're ready to unload our passengers.

Uh no. Oh dear. TWG is pulling her "can't we keep one, please, please, please" face. MontanaGirl is wanting to do a study on the Yeti for zoological purposes. And Rat is, well, I don't know what Rat is doing, but I'm worried about him anyway.

Ebo, time for some Captain's decisions if you please.

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Monday, April 18, 2005 1:35 PM

Captain's decisions, eh?

*Ebo hoists up her pants* Yeeah, I'm the one to talk to about those sort of captain-y things.

Alright: Where's the yetti now? I think we can keep it so long as we keep it contained. And I'm not cleaning up after it.

Soneone tell Static to set a corse for the nearest backwater planet we can find. We can set up the windmills there and maybe get some water pumping for the folks out there, and maybe even electricity as well. That would be good for our karma I think.

And Rats busy arguing religiousity over at the funny thread. If he's arguing over there, then he isn't leading mutinty's here, so I'm not to worried about that boy.

After we get the windmills taken care of, we should join Mom's possy to search for Gunhand and ...um...somebody...for Mals half-birthday party.

*Ebo collapses in a heap of responsibilty*

Did everybody see that? I did captain-y things and showed good leadership and...now I'm tired.

Do we have any ice cream left?

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Monday, April 18, 2005 2:09 PM

RAT

Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
Rats busy arguing religiousity over at the funny thread. If he's arguing over there, then he isn't leading mutinty's here, so I'm not to worried about that boy.

That was a week ago,....maybe you should worry.

-Ratboy

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Monday, April 18, 2005 2:29 PM

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Originally posted by Rat:

...maybe you should worry.

-Ratboy

Nah, worring takes an awful lot of energy.

Anybody seen the ice cream? Or the freezer?

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Monday, April 18, 2005 3:06 PM

MAI

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Mai? Hello, this is Me. As our Cruise Director, I have two important projects that I’d like you to do. First, try to come up with some way to keep our approximately 100,000, mostly inhuman, new guests entertained.

I'm on it! Exactly how many guests do we have now?

*Searches through large closet in the common room and starts flinging things out of it*

Yes! That's perfect!
One box labeled 15,000 Planet of Ruckus hula-hoops and pogo sticks (good thing I thought to "rescue" these)

Entertainment Takin' care of, now what?

Oh right a place to put all these nice folks. Hmmm... Oh I KNOW! There's this smallish, but very unihabited planet called Aradgealerana. It has all kind of habitats from lush jungles to snow covered mountains so that every creature can find a place that suits them the most. They'll have to explore and settle it for themselves since there's nothing but open land at the moment. Plus, its as far away from the crumbled Cozen cluster as we can get without falling off the edge of the 'Verse. If I have calculated correctly it should only take a few weeks to get to, though you might want to re-check that with the navigator to get exact co-ordinates.

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Monday, April 18, 2005 5:07 PM

THEGREYJEDI

Nope. Been flying about in Aegis. Squished the FemaleReaver. Then Cozen materialized out of the cake, Black Diamond begins to break up, I make a combat emergency landing, remote start the fusion and FTL drives (NOT the Gravity Drive, that requires a four level ID process involving a blood sacrifice). I think Jet/Bride4 can handle the standard engineering stuff until I get back. And Static has engine controls from the cockpit. In the mean time, I've never taken the Aegis out in vacuum. I wanna see how the repulsor wings handle out of atmo.

*zooms around gracefully, a low harmonic hum is heard not in the air, but in heads and off any nearby structures a la bass and subwoofers*

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Monday, April 18, 2005 5:40 PM

* The Real Me presents Ebo with a bowl. *

Captain? Your ice cream!

* The Real Me whispers: *

I like the idea for the Windmill Giants...

But actually, we have something like 65,000 Yeti,not just one. They are all in the apartment two down from mine, along with thousands of shrunken giants.

Speaking of Ice Cream, how's Ice Cream Boy working out?

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Monday, April 18, 2005 5:44 PM

Thank you, Mai! Excellent ideas.

Buuuut... Will those hula hoops actually fit around a Yeti's waist?

Uh, I guess they could swing them around on their arms.

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Monday, April 18, 2005 6:34 PM

MAI

If we can shrink the Yeti's then can't we enlarge the hula-hoops? Or maybe just shrink the Yeti's some more?

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Monday, April 18, 2005 6:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
Right, I bent the rules a bit there, gathered all the ants together, took them into my craft, took them to a safe remote location, lots of earth for them to play with, pieces of enormous food for them to move from one side to another. They should be very happy there. If anyone wants the co-ordinates to visit them, I'd be happy to oblige.

I was hoping we could keep a few and start an ant farm. I had an ant farm once, but they all died.

Hmm, maybe your plan was better after all.

As far as the Yeti go, don't we still have that game of Twister about? I think watching Yeti try to play Twister would be highly entertaining.

If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot. - D'Argo

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Monday, April 18, 2005 7:56 PM

MAI

I'd love to see that, Yeti twister. Still probably have to shrink them down to a smaller size in order to entertain them. We can always put 'em back to their normal size once we've gotten them to their destination.

I know we've all been busy dodging death. AGAIN. So, I think it's high time we get back to business. As the tour guide/entertainment finder person I, hereby call to order the first offical game of RED ROVER!
Who's in?

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Tuesday, April 19, 2005 6:16 AM

JAKE7

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
Quote:
I think watching Yeti try to play Twister would be highly entertaining.

Yes, I believe that would be extremely amusing!

I vote for Yetis playing Twister!

It sounds like the planet Mai found would be perfect for all our extra passengers...

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Tuesday, April 19, 2005 6:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:

As the tour guide/entertainment finder person I, hereby call to order the first offical game of RED ROVER!
Who's in?

*Ebo ponders a moment.*

Only if the Yetti's don't play. I'm not exactly in the mood to be charged at by a big, furry thing.

Mmmm...Ice cream.

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Tuesday, April 19, 2005 6:14 PM

NEEDLESEYE

*Needleseye has ice cream too*
lick

Keeper of Jayne's goggles. 8)
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Tuesday, April 19, 2005 6:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
As the tour guide/entertainment finder person I, hereby call to order the first offical game of RED ROVER!
Who's in?

Me, me, pick me!!!

If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot. - D'Argo

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Wednesday, April 20, 2005 4:33 AM

CALLMEATH

I'm gone for a few days and everyone's having fun without me. I'm hurt.

Red Rover, huh? Count me in!

Wait, how do you play again?

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Wednesday, April 20, 2005 9:25 AM

JAKE7

I'll sit this one out.

*jake7 looks around for some ice cream*

Any left?

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Wednesday, April 20, 2005 10:43 AM

COZEN

Quote:
Originally posted by jake7:

*jake7 looks around for some ice cream*

Any left?

Well, yeah. It's on me. Literally.

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Wednesday, April 20, 2005 3:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:

Well, yeah. It's on me. Literally.

AHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHA! Good one! Knee-slapper right there! BWAHAHAHAHA.

*ahem*

Moving right along.

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Wednesday, April 20, 2005 6:24 PM

Quote:
Jake7 wrote:
*jake7 looks around for some ice cream*

Any left?

* The Real Me scrapes the empty tub of ice cream with a spoon until he has half a bowl. *

Here, Jake7! You don't have to... uh... negotiate with Cozen for HIS ice cream.

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Wednesday, April 20, 2005 6:43 PM

My first response was that we need to get cozen into a tub. Then I got a visual of us all in tubs ala the Captain of the "B" Ark that was carrying the telephone sanitizers, jinglewriters, hairdressers, etc. (Restaurant at the End of the Universe) I believe SimonWho might still have his rubber ducky and I've got some bubble bath.

Unless someone actually wants to play Red Rover with Mai and me.

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Wednesday, April 20, 2005 6:45 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by jake7:
Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
Quote:
I think watching Yeti try to play Twister would be highly entertaining.

Yes, I believe that would be extremely amusing!

I vote for Yetis playing Twister!

It sounds like the planet Mai found would be perfect for all our extra passengers...

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

*opens door too see what's in inside this room*

*looks around*

*slams door, jumps into Riviera, does a Full Burn-out, leaving two smoking piles of tire rubber on the sidewalk in an attempt to get away from the crazies in here*

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Wednesday, April 20, 2005 7:09 PM

Hey, did anybody else see that? Some guy just poked his head in here, then got in his car and drove away. Pretty neat trick for being in space and all. He must have some kind of superpower. Too bad he didn't stick around.

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Wednesday, April 20, 2005 7:24 PM

Ebo Golem! Mop up those skid marks!

* The Real Me scratches his head. *

That guy must have been one of the ski resort workers from Black Diamond. But I didn't notice that we saved any cars.

Hmmmm...

Hey, Mal-licious!

We lost your Ferarri, but...

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Wednesday, April 20, 2005 7:29 PM

WAIT!!

It ISN'T over yet!

Did you see his alias?

It was... a REAVER!

Perhaps someone that the FemaleReaver corrupted!

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Thursday, April 21, 2005 12:00 AM

SIMONWHO

Yeah but he thought we were too crazy, even for him so he's obviously only slightly Reaverish.

You know what? This calls for scones!

*bakes merrily*

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Thursday, April 21, 2005 3:00 AM

THEGREYJEDI

*is too busy flying around in space to worry about the new reaver/yeti. have fun with that.*

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Thursday, April 21, 2005 3:51 AM

JAKE7

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Quote:
* The Real Me scrapes the empty tub of ice cream with a spoon until he has half a bowl. *

Here, Jake7! You don't have to... uh... negotiate with Cozen for HIS ice cream.

*takes the ice cream*

Thanks, TRM! Much obliged! I didn't relish the idea of scooping ice cream off a human body...(no offense, Cozen)

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Thursday, April 21, 2005 7:06 AM

CALLMEATH

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:

Unless someone actually wants to play Red Rover with Mai and me.

If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot. - D'Argo

Am I invisible? I said I'd play. No one loves me anymore.

Guess I'll just drown my sorrows in ice cream.

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Thursday, April 21, 2005 9:10 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CALLMEATH:
Am I invisible? I said I'd play. No one loves me anymore.

Sorry, sweetie! Of course we love you. I remembered that you were back, I just didn't remember that you wanted to play Red Rover. (Note to self, engage brain to remember these things.) But since no one else wants to play I think we'll have to ditch it. It really doesn't work so well with only three people.

So are we just ignoring the fact that cozen is lying in the middle of the floor covered in cake and ice cream?

If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot. - D'Argo

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Thursday, April 21, 2005 10:55 AM

COZEN

*Alone in the common room, cozen awakens from a multi-tongued dream. Let’s just say: reality pales in comparison. For instance, he is stiff and cold, yeah, from lying on the hard floor. About his prone body are strewn various hula-hoops and pogo sticks. No beds in view.*

Mmmph. Well, I’ll just create a comfy massage table and a large Swedish masseuse with strong, able hands.

*Nothing happens. Figures out he’s merely human again, and no longer has access to black hole powered manufacturing gizmos.*

Darn.

*Examines self. Finds himself to be clothing challenged. Quite clean in parts, though various crevices and such appear to be, well, caked with now crusty rich foodstuff.*

Could use a shower. And clothing might not be inappropriate. I know! I shall search the dormitories!

*Pads across to the apartments wing. Tries the first door, but finds it secured by a keycode entry system. Fortunately, a Kaylee clone happens by.*

“Oh, it’s shiny, coz, I know all the security codes from when I hacked ‘em back on Rukus. Here.” *Kayleeclone rapidly enters correct code. *

*cozen is greeted by a slew of They-Might-Be-Ex-Giant windmills and a bunch of yeti in the preliminary stages of mastering hula-hoops.*

Ah, naw, maybe someplace less crowded, eh? Um, party on, folks! *Slams door.*

Say, Kaylee, if you don’t mind....

*cozen enters the room across the hall. More to his liking, it appears to be equipped in standard Delta Hotels mode, with the bathroom being the first room on the right. Avails hisself of shower, oddly pleased by the fragrant soap. Needing to shave, he finds a couple of curved razors.*

Hmmmm.

*Wanders into empty suite, opens a closet and finds....*

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Anyone think to rescue the Sikorsky?

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Thursday, April 21, 2005 10:59 AM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
So are we just ignoring the fact that cozen is lying in the middle of the floor covered in cake and ice cream?

Due to the fact that I have man parts, I'll have to say yes on that.

Oh, and TRM, I'd love to take the job of Security Chief. I'd take the navigating gig from you, but while I could pilot this ship if I had to, navigating is something I don't quite think I would do too well.

P.S. to MontanaGirl: Do you like my bow?

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Thursday, April 21, 2005 3:22 PM

MALICIOUS

Eveyone, don't forget today is TRM's special day! Let's try to cheer him up so much he won't remember that tomorrow should have been the BDM release date!

Damn. I probably didn't help much, did I?

Mal-licious

I think I will add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.

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Thursday, April 21, 2005 4:54 PM

SoulOfSerenity, I think that Security Chief would work out fine! However, we must allow a little time for those who once before claimed the position to come forth. We’ll think of some way to resolve any conflicts.

Hmmmm…

* The Real Me thinks that perhaps the contestants could do battle. *

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Thursday, April 21, 2005 4:56 PM

CALLMEATH

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
SoulofSerenity! Hello!

You want to do something? Great! Uh… Well, to be honest, we’d need to know your capabilities and interests. However, I have to say that I’m encouraged by someone actually wanting to help.

Currently, the Sereni-Tree seems to be lacking a bartender, a cook, a starship navigator, and a security chief.

Great, now I feel all guilty. I suppose I could be a cook, I make a mean key lime pie.

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

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Thursday, April 21, 2005 5:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:

*cozen enters the room across the hall. More to his liking, it appears to be equipped in standard Delta Hotels mode, with the bathroom being the first room on the right. Avails hisself of shower, oddly pleased by the fragrant soap. Needing to shave, he finds a couple of curved razors.*

Hmmmm.

*Wanders into empty suite, opens a closet and finds....*

*A Parrot!*

SQUAAAAWK!

* Black Jack Silver comes out of the closet (and there's nothing wrong with that!), flies up, and lands on Cozen's head. *

I want my back pay!

* The Parrot departs, leaving a rather large deposit upon Cozen's newly-washed head. *

(Heh heh. I've been waiting for this chance!! - The Real Me)

Quote:

Anyone think to rescue the Sikorsky?

Naw! I think we shot it down...

EDIT: Parrot name changed as per Cozen.

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Thursday, April 21, 2005 5:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CALLMEATH:
Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:

Currently, the Sereni-Tree seems to be lacking a bartender, a cook, a starship navigator, and a security chief.

Great, now I feel all guilty. I suppose I could be a cook, I make a mean key lime pie.

Ath, don't be concerned. There are quite a few individuals here who never lift a finger to help with anything!

* The Real Me glances at Rat. *

There are others who we WISH would never lift a finger!

But I DO like key lime pie!

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Thursday, April 21, 2005 6:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CALLMEATH:
Great, now I feel all guilty. I suppose I could be a cook, I make a mean key lime pie.

Hey, I still don't have an official position yet, so don't worry. I volunteer for rescue missions when I feel like it. Otherwise I spend most of my time sitting on the barstool drinking Pepsi, or sunbathing on a pool table (you had to be there), or hanging out in the hot tub.

However, I won't object if you really want to make key lime pie.

If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot. - D'Argo

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Thursday, April 21, 2005 6:37 PM

THEGREYJEDI

Chief Engineer, TechPriest, Maker.

Also, I drive this totally sweet mecha.

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Thursday, April 21, 2005 6:38 PM

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Originally posted by SoulOfSerenity:
Oh, and TRM, I'd love to take the job of Security Chief.

Ooh, I vote for SoulOfSerenity for Security Chief! Granted, it's just because he has a bow, but still.

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P.S. to MontanaGirl: Do you like my bow?

Yes I do. (I think I may have a serious problem here.

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If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot. - D'Argo

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Thursday, April 21, 2005 6:44 PM

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Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
Chief Engineer, TechPriest, Maker.

Also, I drive this totally sweet mecha.

And All-Around Genius, don't forget that.

If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot. - D'Argo

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Thursday, April 21, 2005 7:16 PM

RAT

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* The Real Me glances at Rat. *

What is my job here on the ship? Am I just the pilot of the General Lee, the very bestest of all the shuttle's(the General Grant was built from a defective Pinto(and really should be recalled), and the Admiral Nelson has a bad electrical system), or do I do something else as well???

-Ratboy

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Friday, April 22, 2005 1:57 AM

SIMONWHO

I think every ship needs a rat so people can tell when its sinking.

I take medical care of the humans, MG can take medical care of the animals. Not sure which category you fall under, Rat.

So, have we decided where we're going next because I've...

*bing*

Oooh, the scones are ready. Come and get them, fresh cream and strawberry jam to your left, napkins on your right.

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Friday, April 22, 2005 2:19 AM

Well, we REALLY need to decide exactly how many of the love-clones, Yeti, Windmill Giants, and Black Diamond resort staff we are going to keep, then deposit the majority of them on one or more of the safe planets that SimonWho or Mai have discovered.

Also, we need to re-supply.

The sad truth is that the attacking Cozenants depleted most of our stores of food. In fact, the only thing we have in any amount is the almost 40 tons of Spam in the cargo hold. And THAT is being consumed at a pretty high rate, considering the thousands upon thousands of passengers we have.

Moreover, the space folding I performed in that apartment was pretty extreme. I don't want it to stay that way for very long, and I'd be wary about opening any more dimensional portals there.

So, unless SimonWho can transport them in his Blue Box, we need to leave the husk of Black Diamond and move on.

Uh, so, Ath? Do you know any good recipies that use Spam? That's all we'll be eating for the near future.

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

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Friday, April 22, 2005 2:27 AM