Locusts ... oh man by STEVEthePIRATE

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Locusts ... oh man

POSTED BY: STEVETHEPIRATE
UPDATED: Monday, April 25, 2005 09:56
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Monday, April 25, 2005 5:18 AM

Wow. Like I said after Spring Break Shark Attack - ... just, wow. CBS is on a roll!

I could only take it in doses because the cheese was so strong - did anybody catch the ending?

Last I saw, there was some girl at an office birthday party, bending over to blow out the candles, and her boobs were gratuitously 75% exposed. Was there a point to the boobs?

And did they really use crickets to play the locusts? I heard the dad from Home Alone say something about a hybrid, right about the time the dudes in the astronaut suits were burning the first batch of the little critters.

Are there people actually watching and enjoying this crap?

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... says the man who saw Major League 2 in the theater ... and didn't complain.

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Monday, April 25, 2005 6:10 AM

DUG

In the end they kill the locusts by turning high tension power lines into giant continent-spanning bug zappers.

The surviving hybrids die off because, since they are genetically modified, they are of course sterile. Isn't everything GM sterile? Never mind the fact that the genetic modification was to make them breed faster and live longer. Or the fact that the 6 escaped 'hoppers bred tomake the giant swarms. Just ignore that, please.

It was definitely craptacular; though I would say it was better than Spring Break Shark Attack.

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Monday, April 25, 2005 9:01 AM

MALICIOUS

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Originally posted by STEVEthePIRATE:
Was there a point to the boobs?

Does there have to be a point to boob-showing? Aren't boobs the point to begin with? It is my belief that most movies are made SIMPLY TO SHOW the boobs (or whatever female body part allowed depending upon the movie's rating).

Men are pigs.

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did I type that out loud???)

Mal-licious

I think I will add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.

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Monday, April 25, 2005 9:56 AM

STEVETHEPIRATE

Well, apparently for me, the story has to at least be decent for a pair of boobs to be enough to keep me watching.

So the locusts started breeding right after the scientists said they couldn't breed? Brilliant!

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- STEVEthePIRATE, 4.13.05 (signature changed to abide by the FFF.net rules set forth by the amazing Zoid

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