Escape from the raid on Black Diamond by Malicious

Quote:
Originally posted by needleseye:
*Needleseye wanders out from somewhere with a half bottle of tequila*

...and why is Cozen wearing my sarong?

no no, don't take it off. You... just keep that.

Yeah.

Geez, missed the tequila. Jut wonderin' what you wuz doin' with all the icecream and margarita mixings? Truth to say, I could use a little of that tequila, ya got any left....

*Trips over a toolbox.*

Hmmm. Idea.

*Gathers up shattered remnants of plasma tv (originally constructed by Rat, when he wasn't in deconstruct mode). cozen sets to rebuilding tv.*

*...many hours later....*

*Nice plasma tv repaired, though a bit slashed with a mile or two of duct tape. Acquires and plugs in "Serenity" trailer.*

There y'all go. It's what everyone else is into anyway.

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Tuesday, April 26, 2005 3:17 PM

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Originally posted by cozen:

*Acquires and plugs in "Serenity" trailer.*

*hides*

I'm waiting to see it all big and shiny-like in the theater. Although its gonna be hard. Self-control has never been high on my list of..things that are on a list... (remember Ice Cream Guy? Self controll? What?)

And hey, guess what, I get to see Hitchhickers Guide To The Galaxy tomorow. *gloats*

Thats 2 whole days before the rest of ya'all. Haha!

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Tuesday, April 26, 2005 3:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:

*Acquires and plugs in "Serenity" trailer.*

*hides*

And hey, guess what, I get to see Hitchhickers Guide To The Galaxy tomorow. *gloats*

Thats 2 whole days before the rest of ya'all. Haha!

Yo! Cap'n Ebo!

1) seen it! (In non-unreal life I work in the biz, so it goes).

2) guess what trailer's on Hitchhikers?

3) Might as well watch, it's not hugely spoilery.

4) Ya reached kidnapping age yet?

5) *not sure why, but cozen needs some reason for Me to dislike him, even though Me's a swell sort. Maybe it's a cynical plot device.*

6) With all due respect, cap'n, we all need a direction for this Tree to be flyin' in. Then again, who cares?

7) I forgot, what with all the interplanetary escapades. Do I need to rebuild the pool table again?

Thank you for your attention to this matter, etc.,
cozen, former star(s)

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Tuesday, April 26, 2005 3:56 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

I vote for Earth. We have a party in a few days...I'll be in my bunk.

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Tuesday, April 26, 2005 4:36 PM

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Originally posted by SoulOfSerenity:
Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
Waxing your bow? Is that a metaphor, like "I'll be in my bunk"?

Ask MontanaGirl. She seems to like my bow.

And I just snorted tea out my nose hearing you say that. I really have to learn to stop eating and/or drinking when I read this thread. And get my mind out of the gutter.

Yes, Soul, I love you AND your bow.

(Not necessarily in that order.)

Quote:
Originally posted by Ebo:
I'm waiting to see it all big and shiny-like in the theater.

I'm with you Cap'n. I want my first view of Serenity to be on the big screen. Then I can watch it a hundred times on my computer.

If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot. - D'Argo

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Tuesday, April 26, 2005 4:49 PM

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Originally posted by Rat:
It's just what happens when you build a shuttle out of a british car.

Mr. Rat, sir.

Whoa! (Think) I just clued into the reference! You'd be referring to the infamous Lucas electrical systems that so trumped the functionality of fine Triumph sportscars and motorcycles?

*Fearlessly veering waayyy off topic....* Oh, cuz if the Admiral Nelson was put together with the aforementioned electrical systems, then its small wonder she died for a bit.

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Tuesday, April 26, 2005 4:50 PM

Yeah, I know that the Serenity trailer comes out w/ hitchhikers. So i'm gonna go see it again on friday with my boyfriend (hear that, Ice Cream Boy is my boyfriend now!) So its probably a good thing that I'm seeing HGTG tomorow, as I will probably be a bit...um...pre-occupied on friday.

Just not when The Trailer is playing. He's not allowed to be a distraction whilst The Trailer is playing.

Ohh, and another shiny thing is that I cleaned my room today and found my glasses (they were in their case) so I can see The Trailer (and The Guide) in full detail. I also found some trippy pictures of me circa. 7th grade wheren I am wearing board shorts with ill-fitting full chaps and barn boots, and am dangling a carrot on a piece of twine.

Don't ask. I don't know.

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Tuesday, April 26, 2005 4:58 PM

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Originally posted by montanagirl:

Yes, Soul, I love you AND your bow. (Not necessarily in that order.)

If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot. - D'Argo

Jealousy. And Envy. These things have insinuated themselves into the Sereni-Tree thread.

Oh, and the Jayneclone. Somewhat problematical.

Hmmm. This could be... ponderable....

*cozen's is an evil laugh

*

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Tuesday, April 26, 2005 7:03 PM

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Originally posted by cozen:

*cozen's is an evil laugh *

Uh...huh
*sings to self*
"future butterfly
gonna spend the day
higher than high
you'll be beautiful confusion
ooh
once I was you..."

Hey Cozen..
*passes tequila bottle to Cozen, sits in front of plasma TV.*
Lets watch that trailer multiple times. I don't think I've seen it enough yet.
What's the captain hiding from? It's not really very spoilery, it just rocks! (I watched between my fingers 'case I wanted to block out anything, by the end, jaw on floor, hand on mouse to play the BDT again.)

Oh yeah, I brought out the stash of ice cream, should go nice with BDT!
I was saving it for this moment , really.

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Tuesday, April 26, 2005 7:10 PM

MAI

Quote:
...and why is Cozen wearing my sarong?

again with the cross dressing?

so did i miss any other exciting adventures?

are we actually headed somewhere now? did i hear mention of a trek back to earth?

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Tuesday, April 26, 2005 7:22 PM

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Originally posted by mai:
are we actually headed somewhere now?

Here's to hoping
*tips a tequila shot*
exhale
Woo
A place with water, and lots of sailors, naval aviators... Did you say earth? They have those there?
*thinks~ Did I say all that out loud?*

*wishes for cinnamon on ice cream*

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Wednesday, April 27, 2005 2:36 AM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:

Yes, Soul, I love you AND your bow. (Not necessarily in that order.)

It's nice to be loved...

Back to you, MG!!

Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:
Jealousy. And Envy. These things have insinuated themselves into the Sereni-Tree thread.

Oh, and the Jayneclone. Somewhat problematical.

Hmmm. This could be... ponderable....

Bring it on, cosmic man...

Hmm...on second thought, how about steins at twenty feet?

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Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

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Wednesday, April 27, 2005 8:13 AM

*River has kicked ass on the plasma tv for 'bout the fortyeleventh time. A stein comes hurtlin' 'cross the floor, is scooped up with nonchalant grace by Needleseye, who indulges a little sniff and passes stein to cozen.*

Why, thanx.

*cozen gulps tequila, gulps beer.*

Hmmm, heavy YouKayish brand, could be an inspiration for mudders' milk.

*Drains beer. Sarong soaks up a stream or two. With waning co-ordination, rumages through many pockets of crumpled space suit. Sure 'nuff, finds cinnamon. Sprinkles spice into tub o' icecream.*

*uh-oh.*

*From above a floating port-o-let, Jealousy and Envy fire Kushiel's darts at Montanagirl amidst the strains of Leapy Lee's "Little Arrows". An elfin clad Jayneclone dances to rhythms known only to himself as he twirls a Vera-esque baton. Several members of Aircraft Carriers Union Local 23 sit down to a game of bridge with several unemployed Allianc troopers. A lone Reaver peruses the Kama Sutra, and rediscovers altruism. Shepherd Book's image is superimposed upon the BDT, repeating "Why me? Why me?" The worm swimming around in the dregs of the tequila bottle announces that s/he is 95% protein.*

*cozen passes bottle back to Needleseye.*

Mebbe I've had 'nuff....

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Wednesday, April 27, 2005 9:25 AM

MALICIOUS

Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:
With waning co-ordination, rumages through many pockets of crumpled space suit. Sure 'nuff, finds cinnamon. Sprinkles spice into tub o' icecream.*

"Cinnamon" huh? Ten bucks says it's dirt.

Mal-licious

"Let's go be bad guys."

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Wednesday, April 27, 2005 5:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:
Whoa! (Think) I just clued into the reference! You'd be referring to the infamous Lucas electrical systems that so trumped the functionality of fine Triumph sportscars and motorcycles?

*Nods.* Among others!

By the way, look what I found - http://www.triumph.co.uk/usa/132.aspx

-Ratboy

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 5:50 AM

CALLMEATH

Did someone say something about Earth? I hear they got limes. Kinda hard to make key lime pie without 'em. Spam and ice cream can only keep you happy for so long.

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 6:21 AM

JAKE7

How far away is Earth?

Where's our navigator? TRM? Where are you?

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 10:52 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:
look what I found - http://www.triumph.co.uk/usa/132.aspx

-Ratboy

Well, there you have it. Cap'n? Pilot? Navigator? A quick return to Earth, please. For twg's party, re-supplying, and so Rat can get on with trading that dumptruck for a worthier machine!

(Also, I could do with some clothing. Gotta say Needleseye's sarong fits oddly in places.

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 2:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
There are quite a few individuals here who never lift a finger to help with anything!

* The Real Me glances at Rat. *

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
*crawls under console and rips off the facing, a Rat’s nest of wires falls to the floor.*

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
I happend to stumble upon this thread:

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8209#top

which is evidence that TRM actually INVITED Rat to join the TREE house!!

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
But I didn't KNOW Rat then.

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Can we have a rule book or a list of commandments...

2) Rat shalt not touch anything vital.

I'm starting to see a theme here, so I need to know, when did I become that guy?? I don't remember breaking anything, I DO remember fixing Sparky, upgrading the General, and trying to help TWG!!

So why am I seen in this light, when I've done nothing wrong???

-Ratboy

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 3:32 PM

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Originally posted by Rat:
So why am I seen in this light, when I've done nothing wrong???

Because your name is Rat and you blew up Rukus when you switched off whatever it was that was keeping it in one piece and in the sky?

But you're OUR Rat!

So are we heading back to Earth or what? I'm all for it as long as we get there before the Vogons.

If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot. - D'Argo

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 3:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:

So why am I seen in this light, when I've done nothing wrong???

-Ratboy

*The nice plasma tv is replaying the "Serenity" trailier for about the 16,000th iteration. With a handy remote, cozen durnkenly manages to split the screen. The left side continues with the trailer, while the right depicts an empty region of space. Utilising a handy pogo stick as a pointer, cozen points to a specific region of emptiness."

See here, Rat? That would be the location of asteroid formerly known as Rukus. It kinda got blown to dust. Know anything about that, eh?** Luckily for you, Mal-licious was saved and unscathed. But I think that you owe her a yellow Ferrari.

*Stumbles to apartments wing. En route, ponders a complex, subtle plan to kidnap Jade7 just to make MG jealous.*

*Fails to tie up loose ends of plan, cuz he just passed out on Mai's bed.*

** Great White North usage, loosely translated, means: "huh?"

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 4:27 PM

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Originally posted by montanagirl & cozen:
RUKUS!!!

Well yeah there's that.....Well, actually I'd forgotten about that! But it still wasn't my fault, Cozen should have posted signs more clearly!!! I'm not at blame here, Cozen is!!!!!!!

-Ratboy

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 4:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:
*Fails to tie up loose ends of plan, cuz he just passed out on Mai's bed.*

Also, you need to tie up the loose ends of your sarong.

Just sayin'.

If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot. - D'Argo

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 6:37 PM

* The Real Me wonders…*

Hmmm… Since ThatWeirdGirl died, albeit briefly, does that mean that her quality of ThatWeirdGirl-ness passed on to the next candidate? You know, like the Slayer thing? Are we going to have TWO ThatWeirdGirls now, and if so, is ThatNextWeirdGirl going to turn out nasty?

I guess we’ll have to wait and see.

Earth? Well, if we go to Ludicrous Speed we could be back in no time. But first, I think, we need to dump these passengers before they eat us out of Spam.

* The Real Me goes to the Bridge and sits in the navigation console, calling up details on the various planets recommended by Mai and SimonWho for the Black Diamond refugees. He ponders the readouts. Soon, The Real Me decides that Mai was correct. Aradgealerana would have been a perfect place to deposit the Yeti and Windmill Giants. But it would take too long to get there! Too soon on that trip we’d run completely out of Spam, and risk… unpleasantness. *

* But wait! It would only take too long if the Sereni-Tree actually traveled to get there! The Real Me realizes that if the refugees could be off-loaded from the ship so that the dangerously tight dimensional folding in the Yeti room could be relaxed, then he could just open a dimensional portal straight to Aradgealerana and they could walk there! So, the Sereni-Tree’s next destination just had to be some planet that could hold the refugees for a short time, perhaps a few hours. It would help if it was an agro-world, so that the Sereni-Tree could take on supplies to replace those eaten by the Cozenants. *

Hey, why NOT Earth?

* The Real Me carefully plots a course back home, then uploads the data to the HUD in the cockpit. He thumbs the button for the ship-wide com. *

Attention, this is The Real Me. I’m changing course to the Earth-That-Still-Is. In fact, I’m going to return us to The Tree. If anyone has a reasonable objection, let me know now.

* Hmmmm… The Real Me hasn’t seen Static in a while. He switches to a private connection. *

Mister Static, I’m very sorry if I’m interrupting… aaaah… anything you might be doing with or without ThatWeirdGirl, but I’m about to dare to touch the piloting controls again. Unless, that is, you don’t trust me with a simple course change, in which case I expect you on the Bridge soon to do it yourself.

* The Real Me goes to the front of the Bridge to climb the ladder up to the pilot dome. He brings up the HUD and some holo-image viewscreens, but waits a minute or two before squeezing himself into the cockpit. *

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 6:51 PM

MAI

Quote:
*Fails to tie up loose ends of plan, cuz he just passed out on Mai's bed.*

*Yawn* Oh so tired.

*Sits down on bed*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!

*Jumps up quickly and runs to common room*

Hey who left the former star cluster/ pirate parrot thing on my bed?!

No one?

*Goes back to room to investigate*

Great and he snores too! Really all I wanted was nice peaceful nights sleep and ...Hmm, what's that?

*Pulls nearly full bottle of some unknown alcoholic substance from beneath the bed. Unscrews lid and sniffs*

Yum! Proceeds to gulp down entire bottle and pass out next to the former tar sluster thingy who also happens to make a comfy pillow.

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 6:55 PM

* (Rat! Don't take it all personally. You are a force of chaos necessary for the most fun stories. Unfortunately, The Real Me is a force for order and can't publicly admit how necessary you are. ) *

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Friday, April 29, 2005 5:20 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL

*back in their bunk, twg rests peacefully snuggled in her beloved’s arms.*

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Mister Static, I’m very sorry if I’m interrupting… aaaah… anything you might be doing with or without ThatWeirdGirl, but I’m about to dare to touch the piloting controls again. Unless, that is, you don’t trust me with a simple course change, in which case I expect you on the Bridge soon to do it yourself.

*Static groans at the intrusion, placing a kiss on twg’s forehead before disentangling himself from her embrace. Her arms tighten around his chest as she buries her head in the crook of his neck.*

Do you have to go? I bet TRM can handle it. *twg kisses his neck* stay with me.

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Friday, April 29, 2005 5:37 AM

STATIC

**sighs against her embrace and kisses her softly, then leans over and keys the com-link.**

Go ahead and make the adjustments yourself, bro. We're deep enough in space for any errors to be forgiveable. Just. . .

Well...

How do I put this delicately?

If Rat comes anywhere near the bridge. . .SHOOT him.

Politely.

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Friday, April 29, 2005 7:24 AM

JAKE7

Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:
Quote:
*Stumbles to apartments wing. En route, ponders a complex, subtle plan to kidnap Jade7 just to make MG jealous.*translated, means: "huh?"

*jake7 looks over at Cozen wondering who Jade7 is. Just as she starts to think maybe he means her, he promptly falls over onto Mai's bed and falls asleep.*

Whew! Dodged that bullet! Guess I'll have to keep an eye on him!

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Friday, April 29, 2005 9:41 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by jake7:
*jake7 looks over at Cozen wondering who Jade7 is. Just as she starts to think maybe he means her, he promptly falls over onto Mai's bed and falls asleep.*

Whew! Dodged that bullet! Guess I'll have to keep an eye on him!

cozen was pretty drunk at the time he was mumbling about kidnapping you and he was slurring. But if you get the opportunity, I would highly recommend being kidnapped by cozen. (The details are in here somewhere: http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8736)
He does a fantastic job.

If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot. - D'Argo

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Friday, April 29, 2005 12:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
....But if you get the opportunity, I would highly recommend being kidnapped by cozen.

If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot. - D'Argo

Snorf!

Hmmph....

*Vision is clouded by head full o' Mai hair.*

Oh, tell me I ain't dreaming....

*Gently, gently parts hair. Performs inventory of Mai-remainder.*

Huh. Mighta been napping. But this ain't no kid.

*Closes reply. To maintain thread's PG rating.*

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Friday, April 29, 2005 3:22 PM

JAKE7

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
Quote:
But if you get the opportunity, I would highly recommend being kidnapped by cozen.(The details are in here somewhere: http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8736)
He does a fantastic job.

So *that's* when that was! I remember reading most of that thread, but lost it somewhere in the middle...

Well, I must admit, being plied with chocolate cake and margaritas is appealing...

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Friday, April 29, 2005 3:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:

Also, you need to tie up the loose ends of your sarong. Just sayin'.

If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot. - D'Argo

*Hiccup*

Um, why, exactly?

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Friday, April 29, 2005 6:25 PM

*Needleseye wakes up in a hungover daze, after dreaming of Captain Reynolds in ski gear holding a trident with a blue sun impaled on it, trying to charm Inara whose wearing a sarong and eating a bucket of icecream whilst sitting upon a Yeti rug, stroking its fuzzy noggin. Her cabana boy is a one armed Naval aviator in a flight suit with a grass skirt on, he hands her a bloody disembodied arm on a tray*

???
* the trailer runs yet again on the Plasma. Needleseye finds the remote and turns it off. Realizes her dream is the TV infiltrating her sleepy mind, and reminding her of her hidden hunger.*
*tries to get up but falls down* ooh!

I never like to wear shoes because they make me fall down

*gets up more carefully this time and dusts off her boots and dress.*
stomach growls
*wandering across to a porthole window peeks out into space. Little blue flowers bloom across the floor in a path behind her*

Ah, must get someplace soon.

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Friday, April 29, 2005 8:31 PM

Quote:
Static speaks on the com-link:

Go ahead and make the adjustments yourself, bro. We're deep enough in space for any errors to be forgiveable.

Oh, goodie!

Quote:
Static continues:

Just. . .

Well...

How do I put this delicately?

If Rat comes anywhere near the bridge. . .SHOOT him.

Politely.

Politely! Got it!

* The Real Me squeezes himself into the cockpit and takes hold of the controls. He looks up at the HUD and step-by-step applies the course change. He’s thrilled when the spaceship responds to every small movement of the controls. He edges the engines up to three-quarters of their theoretical output. After all, no need to stress anything. *

Piloting is so cool!

* Reluctantly, The Real Me engages the autopilot. *

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Friday, April 29, 2005 9:29 PM

*Walks on to the bridge.* Hey son, what up??

-Ratboy

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Saturday, April 30, 2005 3:41 AM

Oh, hi, Rat. Hey, you seem to like my song. I'm glad.

* The Real Me gets out of the cockpit and climbs down into the main bridge area. *

Well, we're headed back to Earth. Back to the Tree. We should have just enough Spam to make it there.

* The Real Me puts his arm around Rat's shoulders and guides him off the Bridge. *

Say, Rat, do you think you can come down to my workshop and give me a hand repairing Sparky again? Bride1 sliced off his head and stabbed the poor guy right in the hydraulics.

* The Real Me shudders. *

But we should be able to get him working again.

*The Real Me closes and locks the Bridge door behind them as they leave. He REALLY doesn't want to have to shoot Rat. After all, it's not HIS fault that he's an R.O.U.S. *

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Saturday, April 30, 2005 5:05 AM

*grin* "R.O.U.S." Tee-hee.

*cough* Sorry.

*Ebo looks around, and see's most of her crew in some form of drunken-ness, hungover-ness or undressed-ness. Many are all three. Ebo figures she missed a party, again.*

*Except for TRM. He is alltogether too perky this morning.*

So we're going back to earth then? Didn't the vogons blow it up? Or something?

Shit, I hope not. I got a date for prom. *grin* Except that I have to spend all day beautifying myself. Which sort of sucks. I'm not much for all this girlie-ness...

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Saturday, April 30, 2005 6:05 AM

Really, Ebo?

Why, I can't imagine how it would take more than five or ten minutes for you to beautify yourself.

In fact, too much beautifying could be dangerous. You don't want Ice Cream Guy to be struck blind when he sees you. Or have his brain explode or something.

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Saturday, April 30, 2005 6:46 AM

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Really, Ebo? have his brain explode or something.

Exploding brains, always a favorite.

Make sure you brush the pieces off before the pictures, Ebo.

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Saturday, April 30, 2005 8:22 AM

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:

In fact, too much beautifying could be dangerous. You don't want Ice Cream Guy to be struck blind when he sees you. Or have his brain explode or something.

Right! We want the explosion to be in his pants.

(kidding, of course.)

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Saturday, April 30, 2005 5:28 PM

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Originally posted by ebonezer:

Right! We want the explosion to be in his pants.

{Just kidding!}

Sheesh! The PG rating seems to be taking a beating....

*cozen idly twirls is fingers of his left hand through Mai’s sleepy hair as he dreamily ponders the meaning of quantum happiness theories at the event horizons of black holes. His right arm has long since lost all sensation and lies limply supporting Mai’s sllumbery head, yet he is content in a way that he hasn’t experienced since floating about on a watermelon amongst pet crocodiles, oh, 5 or 6 threads ago. The cool air of the room chills his chest in soft rhythms that alternate with Mai’s warm tequila scented exhalations.

He gathers her hair to prevent the possibility of annoying snags as he carefully arranges the two of them into the classic “spoon” position. His right arm phases through the pins and needles stage, gradually regaining functionality. She stirs, but does not awaken, which is just as well, cuz, let’s face facts here, the hangover’s gonna be a bitch, and cozen needs time to prepare a kind re-entry into concsiousness. He ponders Mai’s neck, and considers it’s value as a massagy starting point.

The door to Mai’s apartment has been left open, which might be disconcerting but that Needleseye saunters past, and as she glides across the doorway she exudes myriad lavender petals, which the air conditioning system settles in random abundance about the room and over the dozy Sereni-Tree-ers upon the bed.*

Sigh. Y’know, what we don’t need is Ratboy hurtling through the doorway on a redlined Triumph Trident, firing spam missles. This we could do without. I’m just sayin’.

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Earth-That-Is can wait, eh?

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Saturday, April 30, 2005 11:26 PM

*Rat enters the room riding a highly modified Trident, complete with mounted SPAMguns and a Minbari power source(in lieu of the defective electrical system)!*

Alright Cozen, I'm tired of taking the rap for blowing up Rukus! I want you to admit that you saw me brake a fuse that would have knocked out the air conditioners! And took the opportunity to self destruct Rukus, while I take the blame. Admit it I say!!!!!

-Ratboy

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Sunday, May 1, 2005 7:40 AM

Hey guys, I found my good frind the VIH (Very Important Historian) from the old Take Turns Writing threads (he tended to drop in durring periods of boredom to liven things up, or in times of stress, to cool things down). He agreed to stop in and narrate this next sequence for me.

*The VIH steps forward and speaks with a classy, respectable british accent.*

"At this point in our story, the crew of Serenity was recovering from some sort of wild drinking binge. I'm not sure of the details, because I'm never invited to these sort of parties, but it is to be assumed that large amounts of alcohol were consumed in a comparivly short period of time.

"Cozen, back on a kidnapping spree, has taken the fair lady Mai back to his dorm for to cuddle...or something.

"Foolishly, he left the door open, and dangled some bait for our resident ROUS.

"Rat imediatly took the bait and is now standing in Cozens dorm weilding a spam shooting trident. This is a problem for two reasons. 1) spam is hard to get out of bedsheets. and 2) the raised volume of Rats voice runs the risk of waking fair Mai, who, because of the tequila last night, will be suffering upon her awakening.

"Luckly, at this point the ship lurched violently due to unexpected turbualance, throwing Rat out of Cozens dorm and slamming the door shut behind him.

"Unluckly, the unexpected turbulance was due to the fact that the Sereni-tree was under attack."

*Ebo, who had been sitting on her pool table listening to the the VIH's monologe jumped up.*

Wait, what!?

*Just then another blast rattled the ship, tossing Ebo nearly to the ground.*

Will someone wake Static up, please?

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Sunday, May 1, 2005 9:15 AM