GENERAL DISCUSSIONS

The S.S. SereniTree's Homecoming

POSTED BY: THATWEIRDGIRL
UPDATED: Wednesday, June 1, 2005 13:44
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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 2:29 PM

THEREALME


Oh, if Static and Grey had some arrangement, then I'm all for waiting.

And not dying, or anything.

Hmmmmm... You know, since we've been zooming around at FTL speeds ourselves, Grey's mecha Aegis might have been caught in our hyperspace wake. I mean, Aegis might just percipiate out of hyperspace next to us when our own waveform collapses.




The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 2:33 PM

COZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
...open a hole to the other dimension and allow one person to pull TGJ back into ours. Any volunteers?



Sure.

*musters enthusiasm for death defying stunt*

*given TWG's doin' the askin', he actually succeeds*

SURE! I mean, it's a kidnapping of sorts, right?

***
I hereby cede all I have to Molly.

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 2:37 PM

THEREALME


Cozen! What a brave gesture!

And here I was going to have Sparky do it!

* Behind TheRealMe, Sparky does a double-take. *


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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 2:46 PM

COZEN


Well, I thought it might be an interesting plot device: ie., how can I/we screw this one up?

***
Not that JW has ever killed off characters his fans have loved....

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 2:53 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Remember the rule? All together now:
NO DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

…‘cause then you won’t get to see the results of the chocolate jacuzzi.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Can we not revel in our cyber-love?

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 3:30 PM

COZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Remember the rule? All together now:
NO DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

…‘cause then you won’t get to see the results of the chocolate jacuzzi.
---
Can we not revel in our cyber-love?





Well (and don't go spreading this around, eh? Could ruin a man's rep!), In any case, I was kinda countin' on that rule kickin' in during the tenser moments.

Hey! There's time to party before actually having to do anything noble! So, let's indulge in Serenity and Psychic River's foody fest! I have wino brewin' up in Engineering. With any luck, it'll be done mere seconds before the the vats explode.



***
Note: no guacamole for the parrot. Very bad for parrots. Kinda sets 'em to shufflin' off the mortal coil. I'll take Molly's portion, unless Mai wants it.

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 4:35 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Oh, Rat! Am I correct in assuming that the Pakleds are chasing you because you tried to trade them a mannequin INSTEAD OF the promised Bride6?

What do the Rules of Acquisition say about cheating your customers?



Something like that.


"17. A contract is a contract is a contract (but only between Ferengi)"

"82. The flimsier the product, the higher the price"

"192. Never cheat a Klingon ... unless you're sure you can get away with it"

"239. Never be afraid to mislabel a product"

"266. When in doubt, lie"


Ratboy - Acquisitions Officer - Uss SereniTREE.

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 8:08 PM

THEREALME


Psssst!

ThatWeirdGirl! Ebonezer! Sparky!

Look who's back:

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=10325

It's Ebo's muppet friend, back from the circus! Last we saw her was twenty threads ago in that wild clubhouse party!



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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 9:43 PM

EMMA


*Large spherical object crashes into the side of SS Sereni-Tree with a thud, the pilot hails you*

Er, excuse me, sorry to bash into you, no damage caused I hope, my ship has lost its navigation system

*sigh*

nasty accident with a fleeble, long story, oh where was I, ah yes....

*shouts in market-trader voice*
Champagne for sale, treacle sponge, grealgots...lovely grealgots...

extremely dimensionally transcendental

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 10:00 PM

MAI


Welcome aboard Emma!
Being the cruise director, I'd love to
show you around the place 'cept it seems Im locked in the greenhouse with Serenity, Jake, Cozen, Molly, and a semi-evil mop.

I'm all for bonding with crew members, but

SOMEONE GET US OUT OF HERE FOR HEAVEN's SAKE!
We could starve to death if we don't...

uh well, ok. not starve per se, but there's no CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh God we're all gonna die!

*Grabs semi-evil mop and begins banging on the door*


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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 10:18 PM

EMMA


Thanks Mai, I'd love to get you out of the greenhouse but I am still on my ship...

*hails Sereni-Tree again*
hello, is anyone there?

*Market-trader voice*
Champagne for sale, marmite...get your marmite here

extremely dimensionally transcendental

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Thursday, May 26, 2005 12:13 AM

PSYCHICRIVER


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
I'm all for bonding with crew members, but

SOMEONE GET US OUT OF HERE FOR HEAVEN's SAKE!
We could starve to death if we don't...

uh well, ok. not starve per se, but there's no CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh God we're all gonna die!

*Grabs semi-evil mop and begins banging on the door*

*From the eating area, PR senses Mai's loud cry, and wanders down to the greenhouse, he puts a hand on the lock and closes his eyes...

Using his Psychic abilities, PR senses the lock, using his mind, he moves through it, feeling its function, finding the pressure points, the release...once he is confident he knows what to do, PR uses his telekinetic abilities to gently shift the metal inside, and with a click the lock pops open. PR opens his eyes* Yes!

I did it. *PR opens the door* Y'all are all free now! And come on, dinners gettin cold.

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Thursday, May 26, 2005 2:20 AM

THEREALME


* TheRealMe is dozing in his chair, dreaming of chocolate rivers teeming with large angry crabs, all missing one claw, when he is startled awake by a loud metallic thud. *

Huh? What?

* TheRealMe looks this way and that. As he happens to be sitting in the control chair of the Sereni-Tree’s observatory, this causes the great dome to turn back and forth, swinging the high-powered telescope with it. A myriad tiny motors grind to bring the device into a sharp focus on the large circular sphere which has impacted the Sereni-Tree. TheRealMe stares through the telescope into the cockpit of Emma’s sphere, directly at Emma’s face, which is magnified to appear three stories tall. *

AHHHHH!

Uh, I mean, wow! Like a bad IMAX dream!

Uh, I mean… Greetings! Hold on, please. It appears that your craft has been trapped in our hyperspace wake!

* TheRealMe secures the telescope, closes the clamshell doors on the observatory, and rushes to the Bridge. *

Static, are you aware that…

* From the pilot dome above the bridge come sounds from Static and ThatWeirdGirl that suggest that neither is aware of much of anything. *

Uh, right. I’ll just handle this myself, then.

* TheRealMe hops into one of the stations on the bridge, taps the control surface before him, and waits while a pair of metal and plastic gauntlets descend from the ceiling. He carefully fits his hands inside them, activating the Sereni-Tree’s as-yet-unseen external waldoes. A pair of huge metallic arms pop out from the sides of the Sereni-Tree. Their giant hands reach for Emma’s sphere and grip it securely. TheRealMe frowns as he examines some sensor readings, then mutters to himself: *

I think that’s too big to fit in our hanger bay.

* TheRealMe slowly maneuvers Emma’s ship over to the main airlock. *

Computer, activate main airlock external grapples.

Main airlock external grapples activated.

Mate airlocks.

Not until we’ve been out to a nice restaurant, first.

* TheRealMe frowns, wondering who has been messing with the computer’s AI functions. *

CONNECT airlocks.

Airlocks connected. Automatic atmo cycling engaged.

* TheRealMe deactivates the waldoes, departs the Bridge, and climbs down to the floor of the Common Room. With purposeful strides he makes his way over to the main airlock, and presses a control next to the door. It opens. *

Emma, welcome aboard the Sereni-Tree! I’d give you a guided tour, but I already wrote all that down toward the top of our previous thread, and it’s much too long to repeat here. You can find it by using the back-link at the top of this thread.

Uh, you said something about champagne?


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Thursday, May 26, 2005 2:55 AM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...


*Soul walks down to the airlock, his bow at the ready.*

Well, I am the Security Chief, after all. It's my job to make sure that us here all stay safe and...hey, is that wine?

*Soul runs off, following the smell of fermenting wine and a rather delicious smelling dinner. He turns and yells over his shoulder as he runs.*

Welcome aboard, Emma!

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/

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Thursday, May 26, 2005 2:59 AM

CALLMESERENITY


PR! Thank you so much for getting the greenhouse opened.

Now everybody who isn't me, out! Well, PR, you can stay.

*Mai, J7, the Kayley Clone, and whoever else is in there, all head out, glad for their freedom. Mia goes off in search of some chocolate*

I think there's some behind the bar Mai!

*Serenity grabs Cozen as he tries to escape unnoticed*

Empty your pockets. All of them.

*She helps Cozen to do so...Several pomegranates later...*

Okay, Cozen, take these grapes and go do your wine-making thing. And don't let me ever catch you, your parrot, or any of your clones in here again!!

*She realized that admonishing Cozen is wasting breath, but still...*

Now let's see what we need for our big party...

*She and PR gather what they need and leave to head back to the kitchen*

PR, can you lock the door behind us, please?

*PR does his thing. The door locks.*

(to self) that is so cool!

*heads back to kitchen. Much slicing, dicing, baking and frying ensue*

Rat! Oh Rat! I REALLY need a key to my own greenhouse! I can't rely on PR to let me in every time I need a tomato.

Oh, and HI Emma! So nice to meet you. I'm no longer the newbie!


"He looked bigger when I couldn't see him."

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Thursday, May 26, 2005 3:02 AM

CALLMESERENITY


TheRealMe

Thank you so much for taking the time to explain how I got here! So I guess I came on with my brother, CallMeAth, but was so busy setting up my greenhouse that no one saw me for awhile. That makes a bit of sense. (and I guess that's all you need around here. Just a dash.)



"He looked bigger when I couldn't see him."

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Thursday, May 26, 2005 6:00 AM

JAKE7


*jake7, happy to be out of the greenhouse, heads for the kitchen to partake of something other than the three tomatoes she's already eaten. She gets a plate of food and sits down at the table*

Mmm. My compliments to the chef(s)!

*Hungrily, she makes fast work of her dinner. Full, she waddles to her room to sleep off the food*

--------------
MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

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Thursday, May 26, 2005 6:07 AM

PSYCHICRIVER


Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
PR! Thank you so much for getting the greenhouse opened.

Now everybody who isn't me, out! Well, PR, you can stay.

...

Now let's see what we need for our big party...

*She and PR gather what they need and leave to head back to the kitchen*

PR, can you lock the door behind us, please?

*PR does his thing. The door locks.*

(to self) that is so cool!

*heads back to kitchen. Much slicing, dicing, baking and frying ensue*

Your welcome!

*In the kitchen, the cooking is going well...*

I know it's lazy, and I shouldn't really do it...

*PR looks to the knives and they rise up out of the pot, and start chopping vegetables while the frying pan suddenly gives itself a good shake.*

But there are only two of us, and we're cooking for so many!

*PR starts putting vegetables in to pans*

*Once most of the prep work is done, PR is stirring the sauce, and his head slowly turns to the door.* Emma...

*He slowly walks over to the door, leaving the cooker, and then goes out and down into the cargo bay where he sees most of the crew - minus Static and TWG, who must be off rebelling in their cyber-love - and he sees that Cozen's parrot is pecking at the Simon-clones head asking him "Who's a pretty boy then?", and in the middle of the chaos, PR sees Emma.*

Emma! Hello! Golly gosh it's been a while! What are you doing out here?

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Thursday, May 26, 2005 6:09 AM

CALLMESERENITY


I need to get me some cool powers.

"He looked bigger when I couldn't see him."

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Thursday, May 26, 2005 6:18 AM

PSYCHICRIVER


Are you forgetting your power to fly?

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Thursday, May 26, 2005 6:51 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


*twg, who has not been making those noises with Static, I swear!, heads down to engineering to push the red button.*

Hey! Everybody should be in a safe location…the commons is safe, engineering is safe, the kitchen is safe, the dorms are safe…the bridge is not safe. You should leave the bridge. Okay? Good. You have twenty minutes to get to s a secure location.

*twg nibbles on her avocado*

You know what? Tree folks are the bestest folks in the ‘verse. I’ve missed PR, I’m so glad you’re back. So, PsychicRiver, how was school this year? Is it over? We really should pay more attention to our students onboard. Maybe we could have a study time when we make them all do their homework and we watch football because we’re not in school. My parents used to do that.
Quote:

spoken by thoseweirdparents:
Do your homework…we’re just gonna sit here and watch Copa America, we’ll try to remember to tell you whether Mexico beat Argentina…that’s nice dear...What! Did you just say you’re buying tickets to a quarter final game next summer no matter what we say? Where’d you get the money…never mind…Can we come too?



Anyway…in twenty minutes I’m gonna need Cozen. He volunteered.


www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Can we not revel in our cyber-love?

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Thursday, May 26, 2005 7:01 AM

THEREALME


Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
*twg, who has not been making those noises with Static, I swear!, heads down to engineering to push the red button.*
---
Can we not revel in our cyber-love?



* TheRealMe is puzzled. *

Uh, what?

Cuddling together in the cockpit that only has space for one? Kissing, stroking each other. Whispering "Beloved" and "Sweetest" to each other.

You two do that ALL THE TIME.

You know, reveling in your cyber-love.

Like normal.

What did you THINK I was talking about?



The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Thursday, May 26, 2005 7:18 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Ready?

*twg reaches for the red button. Just as she depresses it, TGJ’s voice is heard and the proximity alarms begin to blare*

huh?

*twg looks out the window*

He’s back! Someone let him in!

*twg rushes away from the console, she stops, horror stricken. She had fully depressed the button.*

Oh Circe, what have I done?


www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Can we not revel in our cyber-love?

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Thursday, May 26, 2005 7:35 AM

THEREALME


I've got a bad feeling about this...

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Thursday, May 26, 2005 7:39 AM

COZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
I've got a bad feeling about this...



Uh, is this where I vanish?

*poof*

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Thursday, May 26, 2005 8:49 AM

PSYCHICRIVER


Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
You know what? Tree folks are the bestest folks in the ‘verse. I’ve missed PR, I’m so glad you’re back. So, PsychicRiver, how was school this year? Is it over? We really should pay more attention to our students onboard. Maybe we could have a study time when we make them all do their homework and we watch football because we’re not in school. My parents used to do that.

Thanks TWG, I'm really glad to be back too! I missed you guys, and the house. And being around other folk with special abilities. Good to see everyone I remember and to meet lots of shiny new people too.

School was okay...but I kept my psychic abilities secret, although they did come in handy and now it is over. For now, anyway! Sorry I was away so long! But now I'm back and ready to put my abilities to work!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Thursday, May 26, 2005 9:09 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Quote:

Originally posted by PsychicRiver:
Are you forgetting your power to fly?



I can fly?!? Why is it you all know more about me than I do (what planet I arrived from, etc.)

I mean..oh yeah, I can fly! That's why I have these shiny wings.

*spreads her lovely wings and flies around the common room a few times.*

"Of course you don't have wings. You're a boy."

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Thursday, May 26, 2005 9:14 AM

PSYCHICRIVER


Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Quote:

Originally posted by PsychicRiver:
Are you forgetting your power to fly?



I can fly?!? Why is it you all know more about me than I do (what planet I arrived from, etc.)

I mean..oh yeah, I can fly! That's why I have these shiny wings.

*spreads her lovely wings and flies around the common room a few times.*

"Of course you don't have wings. You're a boy."

Of course you can fly. Your telling me your name is Serenity, and you don't fly? Yeah right.

And, *shrug* I know cus I just knows stuff s'all.

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Thursday, May 26, 2005 9:15 AM

EMMA


*Emma looks confused*

PR, what are you doing here, I thought you were doing exams? I didn't know you had psychic powers, I need some champagne and weebleflumps, I need a chair, oh dear

*tries to sit on chair but lands on floor instead*

Too much blood in the alcohol system

*gets up and pops open a bottle of bubbly, gives glasses to TheRealMe, SoulofSerenity and CallmeSerenity for being such a friendly welcoming party.*

Thanks for letting me on board, anyone else want some champagne before....

*Warning system sounds, The comms are used and announce Cozen has vanished*

anything disrupts the party...

extremely dimensionally transcendental

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Thursday, May 26, 2005 10:14 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Quote:


Of course you can fly. Your telling me your name is Serenity, and you don't fly? Yeah right.

And, *shrug* I know cus I just knows stuff s'all.




I've been a little confused since I got here. I keep forgetting which planet I was on..where I am..whether or not I want to be kidnapped...I think it had something to do with a traumatic experience I had involving very small windmill giants.


Oh, Emma, thanks for the champagne!! (aside: I like her!)

"He looked bigger when I couldn't see him."

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Thursday, May 26, 2005 10:33 AM

PSYCHICRIVER


Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
I've been a little confused since I got here. I keep forgetting which planet I was on..where I am..whether or not I want to be kidnapped...I think it had something to do with a traumatic experience I had involving very small windmill giants.


Oh, Emma, thanks for the champagne!! (aside: I like her!)

"He looked bigger when I couldn't see him."

Ooh, a traumatic experience?

Oh and she really is, very pretty!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Thursday, May 26, 2005 10:35 AM

PSYCHICRIVER


Quote:

Originally posted by Emma:
*Emma looks confused*

PR, what are you doing here, I thought you were doing exams? I didn't know you had psychic powers, I need some champagne and weebleflumps, I need a chair, oh dear

*tries to sit on chair but lands on floor instead*

Too much blood in the alcohol system

*gets up and pops open a bottle of bubbly, gives glasses to TheRealMe, SoulofSerenity and CallmeSerenity for being such a friendly welcoming party.*

Thanks for letting me on board, anyone else want some champagne before....

*Warning system sounds, The comms are used and announce Cozen has vanished*

anything disrupts the party...

extremely dimensionally transcendental

I could explain, but why don't we just have some of that lovely champ-

**PR is cut off by the alarms.**

-Pain.

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Thursday, May 26, 2005 10:39 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Quote:

Ooh, a traumatic experience?




Oh yes, TheRealMe can tell you all about it. (just kidding TRM!)

"He looked bigger when I couldn't see him."

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Thursday, May 26, 2005 3:02 PM

MAI


Hey PR, thanks for gettin' us out of there. It was starting to get a bit too claustorphobic like and the chocolate withdrawl that's just too scary to talk about.

*Digs up some chocolate sauce, sugar, cocoa, and other highly secretive ingredients and runs to the kitchen*

*measure this, mix that, beat this, bake, bake some more, spread on icing and..*

TA DA!
Brownies for everyone!

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Thursday, May 26, 2005 3:28 PM

COZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:


Oh Circe, what have I done?

---
Can we not revel in our cyber-love?



*No holographic tricks. Simply, a thought sorta happens in Sereni-Tree-ers minds.*

Y'know, out here in the nth dimension, there are very few equations and solutions to the question of the Ultimate Goof.

Supplication is good, in the right measure.


***
pan-dimensionally, cozen.

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Thursday, May 26, 2005 4:04 PM

THEREALME


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:

*Digs up some chocolate sauce, sugar, cocoa, and other highly secretive ingredients and runs to the kitchen*

*measure this, mix that, beat this, bake, bake some more, spread on icing and..*

TA DA!
Brownies for everyone!



Uh, Mai?

Where did you "dig them up" from?

The Cozenants ate everything edible on this ship, leaving only Spam.

Unless you got the ingredients from Emma's ship...

Hey, yeah! Emma's ship. She's probably got all SORTS of food over there!

* TheRealMe starts to head toward Emma's ship. *




The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Thursday, May 26, 2005 6:00 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by Emma:
*shouts in market-trader voice*
Champagne for sale, treacle sponge, grealgots...lovely grealgots...



*Rat's ears perk up.*

Emma, welcome! Why don't I set you up with a nice cushy job in the Department of Acquisitions, I have a feeling you'll be a natural!

Ratboy - Acquisitions Officer - Uss SereniTREE.

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Thursday, May 26, 2005 6:02 PM

MAI


I would never steal food from another ship! Well, almost never. I took some of that anti-ant lotion and spread it all over my tiny, but fully packed box of secret brownie/cookie/cake ingredients.
Never leave home without chocolate! Speaking of home, shouldn't we have landed already?

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Thursday, May 26, 2005 6:20 PM

THEREALME


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
I would never steal food from another ship!



OH! Right! Me neither! Of COURSE not!

* TheRealMe sheepishly returns the goods that he had "borrowed" from Emma's ship, hoping that nobody notices. *

Secret brownie ingredients. Good idea, Mai!

Quote:

Speaking of home, shouldn't we have landed already?


I think that Static is spiralling us in, although that latest space-time disaster caused by ThatWeirdGirl pushing the Big Red Button and the possible disappearance of Cozen might have altered plans. Then again, Cozen disappears all the time. He's probably okay.


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Thursday, May 26, 2005 7:49 PM

MOLLYTHEPARROT


Quote:

Uh, is this where I vanish?

*poof*



*Flys around in circles searching desperately for Cozen*

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

I want my Dada!


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Thursday, May 26, 2005 8:25 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Disaster caused by ThatWeirdGirl pushing the Big Red Button.



Is that the same "Big Red Button" that was in the old boiler room? If so, someone should check on the Yeti! We may have just discovered a new source of SPAM.

Ratboy - Acquisitions Officer - Uss SereniTREE.

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Thursday, May 26, 2005 9:40 PM

JET


Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Oh Circe, what have I done?



*Proximity alerts sound, resonating through the chamber that appeared to be the ship's miniature golf course at one time. The vines and plant life are dense and jungle like, There's a thick scent of roses and jasmine. Jet pauses, quickly disentagles herself from a thorny rose branch*
Ouch!
*Her search will have to wait.
Runs back to engineering her boots hardly touching the floor.*

On comm: TWG, What's going on?
-------------
Who's running this thing?
Oh right... that would be me.



Jet/Bride4 Assistant Engineer ~SS Sereni-Tree

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Thursday, May 26, 2005 9:43 PM

EMMA


Quote:


Originally posted by PsychicRiver:
Oh and she really is, very pretty!



awwww, shucks

*Emma forgives PR for evil comments, no chocolate required*

Rat, Department of Acquisition hey, I like it, maybe we can do business...

Quote:


THEREALME:
Hey, yeah! Emma's ship. She's probably got all SORTS of food over there!



*Emma hears name mentioned*

My ship... no, no food over there.... no gold either and definitely no warp drive...no, my ship is empty. Definitely empty, unless you count the meteor troll I keep as a house-pet, I think he is hungry now.....

*Emma notices TRM returning from somewhere carrying something that looks mysteriously like a crate of champagne...followed by a meteor troll*

See, I did warn you

extremely dimensionally transcendental

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Thursday, May 26, 2005 10:33 PM

PSYCHICRIVER


Quote:

Originally posted by Emma:
awwww, shucks

*Emma forgives PR for evil comments, no chocolate required*



Yay! Thank you!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Thursday, May 26, 2005 11:13 PM

SIMONWHO


*warning alarms ring throughout the ship*

Oh dear. Well, at least we don't seem to have any medical emergencies (if you don't count people vanishing as medical) so perhaps it's time I put some of my scientific knowledge to the test. I used to be a scientific adviser, don't you know.

*runs into his blue box and emerges with armfuls of equipment*

MontanaGirl, can you give me a hand with this, I'm going to try to lock onto Cozen's lifesigns.

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Friday, May 27, 2005 2:00 AM

PSYCHICRIVER


Good....

Uh, how?

And secondly, can we do that?

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Friday, May 27, 2005 9:32 AM

MONTANAGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by SimonWho:
MontanaGirl, can you give me a hand with this, I'm going to try to lock onto Cozen's lifesigns.


Well, that's assuming he has some. What if he turned into another star cluster or some such, or is having to spend a year dead for tax purposes?

"One day, lad, all this will be yours ..."
"What - the curtains?"

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Friday, May 27, 2005 1:55 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by Emma:
Rat, Department of Acquisition hey, I like it, maybe we can do business...




Excellent!!

Ratboy - Acquisitions Officer - Uss SereniTREE.

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Friday, May 27, 2005 4:57 PM

EBONEZER


I don't know whats going on!

Thats all i guess. Just wanted to let ya'all know I ain't dead.

-----------------------------------

Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/yeabig/

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Friday, May 27, 2005 6:30 PM

THEREALME


Quote:

Originally posted by Rat:
Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Disaster caused by ThatWeirdGirl pushing the Big Red Button.



Is that the same "Big Red Button" that was in the old boiler room? If so, someone should check on the Yeti! We may have just discovered a new source of SPAM.

Ratboy - Acquisitions Officer - Uss SereniTREE.




No, Rat, ThatWeirdGirl pushed some OTHER Big Red Button. The one you are thinking of, which enables real-world physics, has been carefully labeled and sealed behind many layers of titanium bulkheads and duct tape. I have every confidence that ThatWeirdGirl would 1) be the sort to abide by any clearly worded warning, and 2) would be able to control any strong impulses of curiosity before she could get through all the layers of protection that I put there.



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