Commercial for Serenity Tampons by illbeinmybunk

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Commercial for Serenity Tampons

POSTED BY: ILLBEINMYBUNK
UPDATED: Wednesday, May 25, 2005 21:08
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Monday, July 19, 2004 4:17 PM

ILLBEINMYBUNK

yep, saw it on tv. those product tie-ins are coming earlier than i expected :P

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Monday, July 19, 2004 4:20 PM

SHINYHAPPYKLIN

Quote:
Originally posted by illbeinmybunk:
yep, saw it on tv. those product tie-ins are coming earlier than i expected :P

Yeah, I know...I heard "...Serenity..." on TV today and was sorely disappointed to find out it was just for incontinence pads!!!

"We gotta go to that crappy town where I'M a hero..."

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Monday, July 19, 2004 4:20 PM

TOMTBA2004

I know!! i saw it too..only once though ...(one is enough) why?????serenity?????why not Buffy's Tampons or Angel's Tampons what the F*&(* are those people thinking)now people are going to think you are talking about tampons...

"lets go to work"

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Monday, July 19, 2004 7:50 PM

PURPLEBELLY

I always thought that the strongest theme in Firefly was that it was about people with everyday problems. You can't get much more prosaic than personal hygene.

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Tuesday, July 20, 2004 12:36 AM

BLINKER

I'll take eight!

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Sliders: Gate Haven - http://slidersweb.net/blinker

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Tuesday, July 20, 2004 11:34 AM

SOUPCATCHER

Now I'm feeling all left out 'cause I didn't see this commercial

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On a semi-related note, have you checked out Tash's Blue Sun Toilet Paper over in the Blue Sun room?
http://www.fireflyfans.net/sunroomitem.asp?i=1546

I shaved off my beard for you, devil woman!

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Tuesday, July 20, 2004 12:09 PM

ANNIK

Quote:
Originally posted by Tomtba2004:
I know!! i saw it too..only once though ...(one is enough) why?????serenity?????why not Buffy's Tampons or Angel's Tampons what the F*&(* are those people thinking)now people are going to think you are talking about tampons...

I'll spare the messy details, but when I was on chemo I discovered that this sort of product is rather essential ... even when you're at home and handy to the bathroom. I'd say "Serenity" is a good name for them ... much better than "Anti-Stress-Induced-Heart-Attack-From-Sudden-Unexpected-Incontinence Pad".

"Serenity" rolls of the tongue just that much better.

Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

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Tuesday, July 20, 2004 12:55 PM

TOMTBA2004

....how about buffy the monthly slayer. or Angle's tampons-they help the helpless...when it comes to comfort, we slay all other products..

"lets go to work"

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Tuesday, July 20, 2004 1:11 PM

ANNIK

I never got to watch Buffy, so I don't know any of the character names (beyond the title character).

I'm thinking a tampon line should be named after one of the vampires, then the tagline could be "(brand x) tampons: they *really* suck!"

Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

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Tuesday, July 20, 2004 5:21 PM

INSIGHT SPINNER

Quote:
Originally posted by illbeinmybunk:
yep, saw it on tv. those product tie-ins are coming earlier than i expected :P

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I'm sorry to laugh at your post, but it stopped me in my tracks. I hope you learn the difference between a tampon and a pad before you need an incontinence product. The image of someone trying to...okay, you get the idea now, yes?

insight spinner
__________

Just an object. It doesn't mean what you think....

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Tuesday, July 20, 2004 5:57 PM

QUICKSAND

[INT. - NIGHT]

KAYLEE and INARA are sitting in the SERENITY CARGO BAY.

KAYLEE
Wow, the life of a companion sure if glamorous, Inara.

INARA
Oh, thanks, but it's not all it's cracked up to be, Kaylee.

KAYLEE
If you say so. Um, Inara.... do you ever... you know...

INARA
What? Wash my clients feet?

KAYLEE
No, no... do you ever... feel... less than fresh?

INARA
Oh... OH... I get it. (reaches for something behind her)

(INARA holds up a box for the camera, labelled 'Spampons')

INARA
Sometimes I sure do, Kaylee, and when you're in outer space, millions of light years from the nearest OB/GYN, you need the best protection you can get. And that's why I use "Serenity Spampons," and "Serenity Spads." For that more-than-fresh feeling!

KAYLEE
Wow, does Mal know about this?

INARA
Oh Kaylee... What Mal doesn't know could fill the entire Serenity Valley!!

(blurry figure appears in the doorway behind them. we hear MAL's voice)

MAL
(from the doorway) Hey, what are you girls talking about?

INARA and KAYLEE
Nothing!

(INARA winks, hands the box of spampons to KAYLEE)

VOICE OVER
Okay, so here's how it is. Spampons. For that not so fresh feeling. Shiny.

-END-

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Tuesday, July 20, 2004 6:13 PM

SOUPCATCHER

Oh man, Quicksand, that's some good stuff! You had me choking on my drink, almost falling out of my chair, and reading it aloud to the first person to pass by. Definitely hit the trifecta

I shaved off my beard for you, devil woman!

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Tuesday, July 20, 2004 8:53 PM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.

Regarding some confusion about Serenity tampons and Serenity, the Movie

"Hey did you see Serenity yet?"

"Sure did!"

"Really? How?"

"Pulled some strings..."

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Wednesday, July 21, 2004 9:50 AM

SHINYHAPPYKLIN

Quote:
Originally posted by manwithpez:
Regarding some confusion about Serenity tampons and Serenity, the Movie

"Hey did you see Serenity yet?"

"Sure did!"

"Really? How?"

"Pulled some strings..."

OMG!!! ....my students are looking at me strangely and I'm trying to regain my composure after laughing out loud at that one.... I've got to try that one out on the hubby tonight...

"We gotta go to that crappy town where I'M a hero..."

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Wednesday, July 21, 2004 2:12 PM

QUICKSAND

Quote:

"Pulled some strings..."

Boo, I say, Boo to you, sir!

*snicker*

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Wednesday, July 21, 2004 3:56 PM

TOMTBA2004

good one..pulled some strings..hahahaha now let us not mention it ever again....

"lets go to work"

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 1:32 AM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.

Huh?

You know, I'd been on this site for about 6 weeks when I posted in this forum. As I recall, I had finally gotten over my initial shyness, started Shadow War...But, I do remember this thread quite a bit. It was the first real time I had felt like I had gotten a laugh here. Anyways, I've been seeing some people posting about Serenity Incontinence pads again, so I thought I would throw this out there very much like a blast from the past....

Enjoy!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 5:38 AM

EMMA

Tell me about it, ages and ages ago when I started following the BDH I typed serenity into google and got incontinence pads. Do it now though and you get IMDB, the official site and the Apple trailer. Poor old incontincence pads have been relegated to fourth - the company must be pee'd.

extremely dimensionally transcendental

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 6:42 AM

FALLENANGEL

Its been a while since I visited this website and I was scrolling down and look what caught my eye... the word tampons on a firefly website.

What else have I missed??

Serenity tampons...Tehehehehehe.

"Serenity Spampons"...Tehehehehehe

"Pulled some strings"...hahaha very funny Quicksand.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"A journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step."- Lao Tzu.

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 6:42 AM

FALLENANGEL

Its been a while since I visited this website and I was scrolling down and look what caught my eye... the word tampons on a firefly website.

What else have I missed??

Serenity tampons...Tehehehehehe.

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 8:20 AM

SHINY

Quote:
Originally posted by Emma:
Poor old incontincence pads have been relegated to fourth - the company must be pee'd.

Groan...

lol

Jayne, your mouth is talkin. Might want to look into that.

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 11:19 AM

CALLMESERENITY

Grr. (arg.)

As a person named Serenity, I have always disliked Serenity pads. People say to me "You're name's Serenity? Like the diapers for old people?" and the like. Not a fun game.

But several of you have made me laugh, and I appreciate that.

I can't wait until people say "You're name's really Serenity? Like that really great movie I saw?"

"He looked bigger when I couldn't see him."

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 9:08 PM

EMMA

Quote:
As a person named Serenity

how cool is that, I had a friend called Serena once and that that was cool, but this is well beyond that. Yay for you

Quote:

Originally posted by Emma:
Poor old incontincence pads have been relegated to fourth - the company must be pee'd.

Reply by Shiny:
Groan...

tee hee, glad to be of service, tee hee

extremely dimensionally transcendental

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