From the "It seemed like a neat idea at the time" department by STEVEthePIRATE

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From the "It seemed like a neat idea at the time" department

POSTED BY: STEVETHEPIRATE
UPDATED: Tuesday, May 31, 2005 17:14
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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 4:25 AM

Don't know if this has been posted here yet, but ...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/4575291.stm

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 4:57 AM

KNIBBLET

Darwin in action.

"I'm gonna rip you a new puppet hole, bitch!"

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 5:09 AM

ZOOT

He he he - Only in Hemel ....

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Okay, I'm lost, I'm angry, and I'm
armed.

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 5:27 AM

SPIKESBABE

Unbelievable the stupidity of some people!!! Even my 7 yr old just said 'that isn't true is it? Cos even I know that you shouldn't do that'!

Cally

There's no place I'd rather be
Since I found Serenity

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 5:27 AM

CLJOHNSTON108

Quote:
Originally posted by Knibblet:
Darwin in action.

Darwin Awards
http://www.darwinawards.com/

The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally kill themselves in really stupid ways. Of necessity, this honor is generally bestowed posthumously.

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"Slideshow... Boring... Losing consciousness!"
--The Tick

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 5:33 AM

FRAY101

Ah, I'm proud to live in the same PostCode area as such fine people!

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 7:02 AM

ZEEK

Smarts. That's what you got. Smarts.

Seriously that's just sad. I thought maybe they hit the two tubes together and they shattered and sent shards of glass at the two, but filling them with fuel and lighting them on fire is the worst idea they could have come up with.

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 11:13 AM

KELLAINA

I can't even understand how it ever seemed like a good idea. It's one thing to use glass tubes as swords, another to actually put gasoline in them. But to actually light them?

I think they have a problem with their brains being missing.

If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. -"Angel"

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 11:21 AM

LISSA

dave is 20...20 year old males aren't men, they're babies. oddly enough, i can totally imagine a 20 year old guy doing that lol. you'd think the girl would have known better though...

sorry guys, don't hate me:)

~lissa, spwhore

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 1:07 PM

TJACK

In the words of the master.....
"Here's your sign."

...cause Justice is the one thing you should always find.

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 2:14 PM

MAJORCLOD

What effect did they hope to acheive by putting fuel on the inside. Even if it didn't explode, all it is going to do is give a flame up the top like a cigarette lighter. Did they want their lightsabres to look like Olympic Torches or something???

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 2:36 PM

ZOID

lissa wrote:

Quote:
dave is 20...20 year old males aren't men, they're babies. oddly enough, i can totally imagine a 20 year old guy doing that lol. you'd think the girl would have known better though...

sorry guys, don't hate me:)

~lissa, spwhore

You are absolutely correct, lissa. And there are oceans of actuarial data to support your assertion. Perhaps the true 'Darwinnowing' in this tale is the girl getting AFU'd.

v/r,
-zed

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 3:22 PM

LISSA

Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:

lissa wrote:
Quote:
dave is 20...20 year old males aren't men, they're babies.

sorry guys, don't hate me:)

You are absolutely correct, lissa. And there are oceans of actuarial data to support your assertion. Perhaps the true 'Darwinnowing' in this tale is the girl getting AFU'd.

you know, it's really disturbing when you realize the immature boys you socialize with are 20. really disturbing.

~lissa, spwhore

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 3:46 PM

EBONEZER

I wanna see the video!

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 4:40 PM

ZOID

lissa wrote:

Quote:
you know, it's really disturbing when you realize the immature boys you socialize with are 20. really disturbing.

~lissa, spwhore

Or 35...

v/r,
-zed

P.S.
Or 46 (47 in July).

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 4:48 PM

ZOID

ebonezer wrote:

Quote:
I wanna see the video!

great... Another "Faces of Death" aficionada.

Couldn't you just settle for "Star Wars Episode III: The Death of a Masterpiece"?

v/r,
-zed

P.S.
How's tricks, Ebo? Hope Life's been treating you good...

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 4:52 PM

EBONEZER

Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:

Couldn't you just settle for "Star Wars Episode III: The Death of a Masterpiece"?

P.S.
How's tricks, Ebo? Hope Life's been treating you good...

Zoid darling, the special effects in the Episode III may be better, but you have to admit that the plotline in this this video is probably far superior.

And I'm doing splendidly by the way. You should drop by SereniTREE, we're having some sort of war. Its very exciting.

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 5:14 PM

ZOID

ebo':

(Trailer Voice)
"You'll laugh!
"You'll cry!
"You'll kiss seven-fifty goodbye!"

(NB: Amended to account for inflation.)

The pyrotechnics would undoubtedly be very lifelike. But the dialogue would probably be a little sparse:

(BOY)
Roight! Now, you hold 'em, Jenny, while I flick my Bic!

(GIRL)
Oooh, David! You're so clever! I c'n hardly wait 'til..."

(*Flick! Flick!*)

(BOY & GIRL)
Eeeeee-yaaaaahhhh!!! (*sizzle, pop, sputter*)

FIN

Definitely better than "The Grudge", I reckon...

Critically,

zoid

P.S.
Do you suppose they smoked after?

P.P.S.
All kidding aside, I hope the kids pull through.
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