CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #28 by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #28

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 2:12 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Hoo buddy! Not only does this weeks winner net yet ANOTHER slot in the CT Hall of Fame, he was also the first ever prize winner! Congrats to TheGreyJedi for this week's winning entry (another fine SW crossover):

And now something very special and disturbing. This image was taken at the end of our most recent Shindig here in Cincinnati/N.KY...and there are some things that just shouldn't be mentioned...still, now is your chance to caption our captionless photo (yeah, we do that to our own shindig photos...where do you think I got the inspiration? LOL!)

Gorram Lemurs. They'll rape your foliage to death. Eat your protien. And sew themselves into your carpet.

Right, that's an inside joke, but hey, it's my gorram game, right? Game on!

Cilantro!
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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 2:23 PM

SIMONWHO

Ladies and Gentlemen; the drunky monkeys.

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 2:29 PM

WHITEFALL

*haughty documentary voice*
And here lies the end of a once-proud Firefly shindig... two stuffed monkeys, drunk and bloated, dying in a sea of cheap blue carpeting.
*normal voice*
My God that's good narrating..... (simpsons joke)

"Some people juggle geese!" -Ancient Chinese proverb.

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 2:38 PM

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Even the Terrifying Space Monkeys need their downtime.

Star Pilot Grainger
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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 2:50 PM

RAT

...You can't walk around because it is Ape Town...

-TMBG

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 3:00 PM

DARKJESTER

"Terrifying Space Monkeys or Browncoat Party Animals? Find out at 11:00 on Ape38, your Persephone news channel."

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 3:01 PM

WICCANSLYR

>>bloated, dying in a sea of cheap blue carpeting. <<

HEY! That's my floor you're talk'n about.

*glare*

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 3:04 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Yeah, but it is cheap blue carpeting. Especial after the Jack, guiness and pizza rolls...

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 3:05 PM

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Mal-Monkey: Wash? Why are we monkeys all of a sudden?
Wash-Monkey: I warned you not to let Kaylee install that improbability drive, Captain. I think we'll be okay when we stop.
Mal-Monkey: Oh, right. Can I have that beer?
Wash-Monkey: That's Jayne.

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 3:06 PM

WICCANSLYR

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Yeah, but it is cheap blue carpeting. Especial after the Jack, guiness and pizza rolls...

Yeah, well it was cheap BEFORE that.

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 3:08 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Lemur1: Holy sh*t, dude...Wiccy throws one helluva gorram party!
Lemur2(face down): Mrphh umphh phumphh ahhhh...
Lemur1: Yeah, you're right. Next time no cameras...sh*t my head hurts...I need more Jack.

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 3:10 PM

WICCANSLYR

Quote:
Originally posted by StarPilotGrainger:
Mal-Monkey: Wash? Why are we monkeys all of a sudden?
Wash-Monkey: I warned you not to let Kaylee install that improbability drive, Captain. I think we'll be okay when we stop.
Mal-Monkey: Oh, right. Can I have that beer?
Wash-Monkey: That's Jayne.

Now THAT is freak'n funny!

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 4:38 PM

ASTRAGYNIA

Forget tree-houses and drums - the Firefly 'Verse's anorexic Ewoks really know how to party.

OR

When the Alliance terraformed New Ireland, they didn't really get things right...

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 4:44 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

Quote:
Originally posted by StarPilotGrainger:
Mal-Monkey: Wash? Why are we monkeys all of a sudden?
Wash-Monkey: I warned you not to let Kaylee install that improbability drive, Captain. I think we'll be okay when we stop.
Mal-Monkey: Oh, right. Can I have that beer?
Wash-Monkey: That's Jayne.

hahahahahaha!!!!! oh my, that was funny. I got Pepsi all over the couch!

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 4:47 PM

DRAGONWINE

When the police got there they immediately knew the crime scene had been tampered with. Either the chalk outlines hade been erased or the bodies had been moved. They just couldn't figure out which.

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 5:12 PM

BARCLAY

Quote:
Originally posted by StarPilotGrainger:
Mal-Monkey: Wash? Why are we monkeys all of a sudden?
Wash-Monkey: I warned you not to let Kaylee install that improbability drive, Captain. I think we'll be okay when we stop.
Mal-Monkey: Oh, right. Can I have that beer?
Wash-Monkey: That's Jayne.

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HAHA This is just amazing!

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 5:41 PM

CANADIANBROWNCOATS

Quote:

Monkey on the left:

"Two by two, hands of blue...

Oh dude, you lost your freakin gloves again.
I can't take you to party anywhere!"

Monkey on the right:

"Burp!"

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 6:37 PM

WHITEFALL

To the tune of the Monkees song

Hey hey we're the SpMonkees,
and we like space monkey around,
but we're too busy drinking,
to take any engines doooown...

Hey hey we're the SpMonkees,
And we like to shindig and play,
and we're the FF generation,
and ya can't take our sky awaaaaaay...

p.s... sorry about the remark about your floor... had to be cheesy and haughty and strangely insightful all at the same time.

"Some people juggle geese!" -Ancient Chinese proverb.

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005 10:31 PM

RELFEXIVE

Quote:
Originally posted by canadianbrowncoats:
Quote:

Monkey on the left:

"Two by two, hands of blue...

Oh dude, you lost your freakin gloves again.
I can't take you to party anywhere!"

I don't think I can beat that.

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 3:50 AM

WHITEFALL

Lol perhaps, but submit your sig.. there seem to be some trained apes without the training in that picture....

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"Some people juggle geese!" -Ancient Chinese proverb.

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 4:21 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

Quote:
Originally posted by Tenthcrewmember:

Lemur #1: "Whoah... Good party!"

Or...

Lemur #1: "How drunk was I last night?"

Lemur #2: "I dunno, I passed out."

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 4:33 AM

WICCANSLYR

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

IT'S ALL GOJIRO'S FAULT! DAMN THOSE IRISH!

Just 'casue it had to be said!

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 4:44 AM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.

Quote:

Monkey 1: Dude! I think you got married last night!
Monkey 2: What!

OR:

Monkey 1: How come you got chaps? I want chaps!
Monkey 2: For the last time, those aren't chaps! That's just the way my fur is colored! Moron.

OR:

Monkey 1: Finally a break from all that writing.
Monkey 2: I told you working for Lucas was a bad idea.

OR:

manwithpez: (OS) Take your paws off my beer you damn dirty ape!
Monkey: You can have my Guiness when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

OR:

Guns don't kill people, people don't kill people...Monkeys kill people (If they have a gun). (One for the Izzard fans out there)

OR:

Monkey 1: Dude! Check out this thing between my legs! I'm gonna be so popular!
Monkey 2: That's your tail again. Gimme that beer!

OR:

Monkey 1: I can't believe Nathan and Adam shot us like that last week. We were just trying to get an autograph.

OR:

Monkeys Gone Wild: Plushie Edition

OR:

Monkey 2: I'm holding my breath until Serenity comes out!
Monkey 1: Don't! You're already turning blue!

And, back with more later...

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 4:59 AM

STEVETHEPIRATE

Monkey #1: Drink six beers at the same time? Brilliant!
Monkey #2: Brilliant!

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 5:06 AM

SHINY

Quote:
Originally posted by StarPilotGrainger:
Mal-Monkey: Wash? Why are we monkeys all of a sudden?
Wash-Monkey: I warned you not to let Kaylee install that improbability drive, Captain. I think we'll be okay when we stop.
Mal-Monkey: Oh, right. Can I have that beer?
Wash-Monkey: That's Jayne.

I give. That one takes the cake. LOL!

Jayne, your mouth is talkin. Might want to look into that.

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 7:52 AM

RAT

Jayne OS: I got him!

Mal OS: Great kid, don't get cocky!

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 9:09 AM

GUNRUNNER

Wash: Ahhhhh Ahhhhhhhhh Mal there’s two dead monkeys on the carpet!!

Mal: They ain’t dead, they’re just drunk.

Wash: oh…

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 9:23 AM

THESOMNAMBULIST

Monkey 1: Dude, didn't I tell you that Dian Fossey throws a mean party! And there you were thinking she's all about the research!

Monkey 2: Yeah my bad, you called it right. Next time though ask her not to do the stripping outa a gorrila suit!...It may be the alcohol, but now I think I'm blind!

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 11:49 AM

MISGUIDED BY VOICES

Quote:

Sadly for the monkeys, they weren't anatomically correct.

"I threw up on your bed"

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 1:29 PM

GOJIRO

When you can't run to the fridge for another beer, you crawl. And when you can't do that, you find someone to suck the spilled beer out of the carpet with you ...

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 2:57 PM

KMS

Quote:

Some people juggle lemurs! ….with tragic results

Or

Relatives of the 'box-dropping man ape gone wrong thing' turn out to be cut from the same cloth…. The soft and plushy kind.

Or

Kaylee: Captain, Those terrifying space monkeys came back!
Mal: Very funny, little Kaylee.

Or

Joss: 'Two by two, feet of blue…. Face of blue…. Hands of blue. Yeah! That's it!'
Joss experiments with different villains while writing the pilot for Firefly.

KMS!
‘We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.’ –Gizzie

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 3:20 PM

MALICIOUS

1st Monkey: "Dude! What's mine say!?!"

2nd Monkey: "Sweet! What's mine say?!?"

1st Monkey: "Dude! What's mine say!?!"

2nd Monkey: "SWEET. WHAT'S MINE SAY??"

1st Monkey: "DUDE. WHAT'S MINE SAY??"

Etc...

Mal-licious

"Let's go be bad guys."

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 3:55 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by Misguided By Voices:
Sadly for the monkeys, they weren't anatomically correct.

Umm...well, we have those photos too...ai ya...

Quote:
Originally posted by KMS:
Some people juggle lemurs! ….with tragic results

...as well as a photo of me, lemur juggling...ye soo...

anywho...

Hairy Monkey: You dohn...you dohn...*hic*...fixsh faysh..faythhbth...you dohn fixsh FAITH...*hic*...River...you DRINK IT! Whooo hooo! and it fixshesh you! Hava nagila, hava!
Lemur: Duuuude...your Shepard Book impression totally rocks...hey is this gum? *munch munch*

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 4:55 PM

KAYLEE4SIMON

Drunk monkeys: my anti-drug.

Keep shiny!

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 5:37 PM

CHOLLETT

The Blue Hand Men, after mysteriously being de-evolved, took the only course left to them (that they could remember). They partied.

or

The Blue Hand Men's evil monkey henchmen were sent on a dastardly mission: irrepairably disrupt Firefly/Serenity conventions by causing a scene.

or

The ancient ancestors of the Blue Hand Men, after being transported to our time, decided to take advantage of what the future had to offer.

Hopefully i'll think of something better soon.

"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 4:59 AM

THEDUKE

monkey 1. my hands are blue, can you warm them up for me?
monkey 2. i'm not that drunk

monkey 1. if you get me some nuts i'll share my beer with you
monkey2. well lets see, fivide 0 by 2, carry the 0, it's still 0

monkey 1. look at my wound i got from falling over that chair!
monkey 2. noone wants to see ure chest

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 5:23 AM

ZOOT

Quote:
Originally posted by TheSomnambulist:

Monkey 1: Dude, didn't I tell you that Dian Fossey throws a mean party! And there you were thinking she's all about the research!

Monkey 2: Yeah my bad, you called it right. Next time though ask her not to do the stripping outa a gorrila suit!...It may be the alcohol, but now I think I'm blind!

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Okay, I'm lost, I'm angry, and I'm
armed.

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 9:13 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Lemur: Okay, I'm lost, I'm drunk, and I'm nekkid.
Monkey: Good day!

OR

Monkey: Man, when is the gorram movie gonna start?
Lemur: zzzhuh? September, man *yawn*
Monkey: Is it September yet?
Lemur: nope.
Monkey: So we just gonna sit here on the theatre floor until then?
Lemur: yep. zzzzzz

OR

Monkey: Well this is fahng-tzong fung-kwong duh jeh! (a knot of self-indulgent lunacy)
Lemur (grinning): Ain't it just.

OR

Lemur: Hoe-tze duh pee goo...
Monkey: Did you just call me my own ass?

OR

Monkey: Dude, is that Serenity I see?
Lemur: Is it big, shiny and look all phallaccy?
Monkey: Yeah.
Lemur: Then no, that's my beer, dude.

OR

Anchorman crossover
Lemur: I love carpet!
Monkey: Mmmm, I just burned my tongue.

OR

Monkey: You ever stop and think what it's all about?
Lemur: Whuzzat?
Monkey: Y'know, the meaning of life, why were here.
Lemur: Dude, were plushies. Those humans posed us like this and took pictures. We can't articulate our own selves.
Monkey: Ah, that explains the captioning, got it.

OR

Monkey: BWAH!
Lemur: *barf*

Cilantro!
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Thursday, June 2, 2005 10:19 AM

KMS

Quote:

Mal Monkey: …and the sword was this big!
Jayne Monkey: I'm a little teapot….
Zoe (OS): Will you two stop monkeying around! No more Guinness Mudder's Milk for you two drunk bastards!

KMS!
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Thursday, June 2, 2005 11:16 AM

NIKNAK

Another, possibly less funny, infinite improbability drive moment:

"Floored... There's an infinite number of humans outside who want talk to us about this script for Firefly they’ve worked out."

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 11:40 AM

GUNRUNNER

^The Fox executives that canceled Firefly…

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 3:58 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Monkey: Check it! I am making vomit angels!
Lemur: *blarrrrf*

OR

Book Monkey: I never married.
Drunk Mal Lemur: Ya wanna?

OR

Monkey: ...and and the movie was this DAMN BIG!

OR

Monkey: How long do you think Niska is going to leave me nailed to the floor?
Lemur: Dunno, but if Guinness is my torture, I say "Let's meet the REAL ME!"

Cilantro!
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Saturday, June 4, 2005 6:26 AM

DRAGONWINE

Mal spmonkey: That is the last time we go to Badger's for a job.
Jayne Spmonkey: Yeah you werent kiddin', the best in alcoholic beverages that make you go blind.
Mal spmonkey: You aren't blind! Your face is just buried in the cheesy blue carpet!
Jayne spmonkey: Great! Then hand me another bottle, this one's a goner.

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 12:02 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

The reason nobody got drunk at the Serenity premire: the monkeys got to the beer first.

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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 3:20 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

MAL(OS):"So much for the terrifying space monkeys..."

OR

MAL:"Hey look!!It's the gorram space monkeys that got into the engine room!!Let's get 'em!!"

OBI-WAN(OS):"These are not the monkeys you are looking for...."

OR

MONKEY#1:"UGHHhhh, i think i'm gonna be sick..."

MONKEY#2:"I said i aimed to misbehave, i have no regrets."

OR

Joss and Nathan after finding out about the cancellation of Firefly.

OR

Joss and Nathan after finding out about the pickup of Serenity.

OR

Joss and Nathan after finding out that all the advance screenings sold out.

AND/OR

Joss and Nathan 10 minutes later after finding out how quickly the advance screenings sold out.

OR

Joss and Nathan after getting drunk.

OR

A poem:

Monkey#1:"two by two,
hands of blue,"
Monkey#2:"what's wrong with you?
i have to go poo!"
MAL(OS): "Forget you,
i can't find my shoe!"
ME(OS): "please don't sue,
this poem's for you!"

OR

MonkeyCORDY:"Umm, angel, we're monkeys.."

MonkeyANGEL:"okay fine, but can everyone see how much fire i'm not on?!?"

more to come....

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 4:08 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Joss and Nathan after finding out there's going to be a Rambo IV

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 4:30 PM

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Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
Joss and Nathan after finding out there's going to be a Rambo IV

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Joss and Nathan after finding out they will have to watch it.

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 4:33 PM

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Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and--what the f***?!? Who let the gorram lemurs into my love den? And who is going to get the stains out of my fine shag rug?

Cilantro!
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Sunday, June 5, 2005 8:28 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Woooohoooo! and Yeeeehaaaawww! Lots of ruttingly gorram hi-larious shiny entries! I got a sense of which one I'd like to see win, but as is now tradition here at Caption Tightpants, you get to vote!

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Xie xie, players & readers alike!

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