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The S.S. SereniTree's Homecoming

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UPDATED: Wednesday, June 1, 2005 13:44
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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 8:23 AM

CALLMEATH


Quote:

Originally posted by Emma:



*Takes a packet of bubble powder out of her pocket and liberally sprinkles it in the fountain so that the chocolate starts fizzing like champagne*

Lets see what they make of that



Uhh...Emma? It was a jacuzzi before. You just made it more jacuzzi-ish. Thanks.

However, in the interest of a fun story:

*Ath climbs reluctantly out of the jacuzzi.*

Don't worry ladies, I'll be back soon.

*Walks over to Emma's ship, frying a few TooLeiNaMin on the way. Passes Emma, Jet and Needleseye and walks up to the purple button.*

Jet? Needleseye? Sorry if this causes any trouble, but we have that whole "no dying" thing in effect, so I'm sure you'll be okay. Also, I'll be glad to pay you back in back rubs.

*Pushes it.*

*Hauls butt back to the jacuzzi, ignoring alarms.*

Now, where were we? Oh yeah!

*Makes lissa another mimosa and pops open another pepsi for MG.*

Mai, would you like anything to drink?

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 9:38 AM

JAKE7


*jake7, still huddled in a corner in the dorm wing, stares at the strange being who has somehow eluded capture or death. She slowly reaches into her pocket and presses a blue button. A force field surrounds her. However, the creature seems unfazed by the shield and reaches in to grab her by the ankle. jake7 screams at the top of her lungs.*

If any of you can hear me, now would be a great time to show up in the dorm wing! I don't know what this thing is, but it doesn't seem terribly friendly!!

*Slowly, the creature drags jake7 down the hallway toward the common area...*

Guys? Can anyone hear me??? HEEEEEEELLLLLP!!!!

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 9:50 AM

PSYCHICRIVER


*PR psychicly hears Jake7's cry and quickly rises off the ground and flies up to the common room.*

*He finds the creature dragging an unwilling Jake7 and looks to a chair... The chair quickly zooms towards the creature.*

*The creature turns and swats the chair away with its arm, cracking it into pieces.*

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 10:21 AM

JAKE7


*jake7 is relieved to see PR, but the relief is short-lived when the chair is deflected.*

Thanks, PR! I'm not sure what this thing is, but that it's impervious to the force field has me a bit worried!!

*The creature growls and whips jake7 around like a rag doll. Her head narrowly misses connecting with the table.*

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 10:39 AM

COZEN


*Cozen stolls up to the Evil Creature that is waving Jake7 about like a rag doll.*

Say, Evil Interloper -- can I call you EI? -- brought ya something.

*Hands EI a large glass of pepsimilk.*

*EI drops Jake7, accepts glass. Has a goodly sniff of contents.*

*EI drops like a stone, writhing about and spewing greenish foam from its mouth.*

*EI passes out.*

There ya go, J7. Not so good with the killing things my ownself, guess somebody elso can take care of that.

Need a lift to the jacuzzi? Or the infirmary?


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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 11:29 AM

NEEDLESEYE


Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeAth:

*Walks over to Emma's ship, frying a few TooLeiNaMin on the way. Passes Emma, Jet and Needleseye and walks up to the purple button.*

Jet? Needleseye? Sorry if this causes any trouble, but we have that whole "no dying" thing in effect, so I'm sure you'll be okay. Also, I'll be glad to pay you back in back rubs.

*Pushes it.*

*Hauls butt back to the jacuzzi, ignoring alarms.*



Jet~ Ath!
Needleseye~ Well, there's a monkey wrench for ya. *watching Ath as he sprints back to the jacuzzi, raises eyebrow at the view* Nice... uh, I mean, just great!

*Jet rolls eyes*

Needleseye~ We knew someone would press the button.



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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 11:48 AM

JAZAF


Quote:

Originally posted by cozen:
Jazaf: thank you, sir, for saving our lives.




'No problem. It's what I do.' Jazaf says with a grin.'Uhh.. can someone point me in the direction of some rags I can use to clean my blade?'

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 11:56 AM

PSYCHICRIVER


*PR winces as Jake7's head almost hits the tables, then watches, enthralled, at Cozen's handling of the creature.*

*The three are silent for a moment before Cozen speaks.*

*PR smiles at Jake7 and then turns and leaves the common room, sensing more people in danger...*

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 12:00 PM

PSYCHICRIVER


Quote:

Originally posted by Jazaf:
'No problem. It's what I do.' Jazaf says with a grin.'Uhh.. can someone point me in the direction of some rags I can use to clean my blade?'

*Jazaf hears a voice inside his head...*

"Our friendly Kaylee clone probably has some rags you could use."

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 12:25 PM

CALLMESERENITY


That's my brother. *sigh*

"What's the use of having a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 12:41 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by cozen:
*Hands EI a large glass of pepsimilk.*
...
*EI drops like a stone, writhing about and spewing greenish foam from its mouth.*

*EI passes out.*



Very funny

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 1:44 PM

COZEN

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