GENERAL DISCUSSIONS

The Tree-Clubhouse Gang are (almost) grounded

POSTED BY: COZEN
UPDATED: Monday, June 6, 2005 06:30
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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 1:42 PM

COZEN


Previous thread at:

http://fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=10274

Summary? Oh dear….

 The crew are chased by space pirates while watching Princess Bride.
 CallMeAth and Rat battle pirates from the General Lee, then return to the Tree and take on different roles. Rat settles into role of Aquisitions Officer; Ath takes a decidedly different approach to defending the Tree than does sibling CallMeSerenity, who in turn learns of her origins from TheRealMe. Oh, and she finds out she has wings.
 PsychicRiver awakens from hibernation even as SoulOfSerenity juggles his security duties with partying, before heroically suffering a coma inducing head injury at the hands of new villains the Evil Creatures.
 MontanGirl gasps in shock and horror as she discovers that she, too, can be an idiot.
 TheRealMe does… does everything.
 Static takes a rare break from ThatWeirdGirl so that he can pilot the Tree, and saves us all only a couple of times before discovering a latent telekinesis and landing the Tree back on a war-torn Earth-that-still-is.
 ThatWeirdGirl attempts a risky rescue of TheGreyJedi, who’d been in alternate dimensional space for a while. TGJ saves himself anyway, but is currently infirmarized and comatose in the care of Dr. SimonWho and many nurses who willingly volunteer to take turns watching over him.
 Emma lands her space cruiser on the Sereni-Tree, bringing trading goods and a seven foot tall meteor troll that slavishly attatches itself to TRM.
 Cozen steals fruit from CMSerenity’s garden, bumps into CMS, welcomes Emma with a kidnap, and finally succeeds in rescuing someone.
 That someone would be Jake7, who continues to be imperilled in every scenario.
 Mai unleashes an evil mop, but is loved all the more. Molly the Parrot learns how to post to the thread.
 Needleseye declines to eat anyone, choosing to create more flowers and fix engines with the aid of Jet.
 As TWG reconnoitres the Original Clubhouse and is saved from certain doom at the hands of the Evil Creatures by Jazaf’s timely swordplay, CMAth and others turn the Jacuzzi into a chocolate-champaign hot-tub playground.

AND: Captain Ebo rules the 'verse.

‘nuff already….


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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 2:02 PM

CALLMESERENITY


Wow, we have been busy.
You forgot to mention that SimonWho has cleverly disguised Sereni-Tree as a treehouse (they'll never find us now!)

*Serenity continues to prowl around the outside of the ship, shooting anything that moves (and isn't a crew member) with Soul's nifty bow and arrows. She especially like how anything she hits turns into a little speck of light. She's pretty good-she's only accidentally hit 2 trees.*

"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 2:09 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC


Chris gets hit with an arrow and hits Serenity over the head with a rock then, after about a minute he decides to say, “Sorry,” and two minutes after that he remembers to say, “Ouch.”

He then hands Jazaf a rag saying, “Rob told me you’d need this.”

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 2:11 PM

CALLMESERENITY


OUCH!

What'd you have to go do that for?

I only nicked you.

"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 2:16 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC


I said sorry.

I'm just not used to being shot at.

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 2:18 PM

LISSA


so chris, are you a speck of light now? cause that would be cool. (i've ventured out of the jacuzzi just long enough to ask you)

~lissa, spwhore

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 2:23 PM

CALLMESERENITY


Apology accepted. I'm sorry I shot you. I'm not used to shooting at people. But these arrows are COOL. They make everything turn into a little speck of light. See? *she shoots at a nearby EI lurking behind a bush. She hits it, and it goes all twinkly.* Here, try them out while I go bandage my head.

*hands over bow and arrows to Chris*

There aren't too many left, so aim well.

*she flies back into the ship and into the infirmary*

Simon! Look! Chris hit me in the head! Can you fix me up? It kind of really hurts alot.



"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 2:23 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC


No, but I do feel a bit glowwy, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 2:25 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC


*takes bow and arrows, shoots someone random*
Ohh ... pretty.

Apology accepted.

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 2:26 PM

CALLMESERENITY


Quote:
Originally posted by lissa:
so chris, are you a speck of light now? cause that would be cool. (i've ventured out of the jacuzzi just long enough to ask you)

~lissa, spwhore


Nah-I just nicked him. Didn't hit him hard enough to go all lighty.

Though, you're right. A speck of light would be cool, unless he was some sort of Tinkerbell type thing that flied around annoying us all the time (unless there was pixie dust...that's be neat.) Okay, rambling, sorry.

"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 2:31 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC


So, I’m a collector of variations who also deals in deviations.

Who are you guys and is that chocolate?

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 2:35 PM

LISSA


chocolate? heck yes. i'm on my way back to the chocolate jacuzzi right now to enjoy another mimosa if you'd like to join

~lissa, spwhore

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 2:42 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC


Love to.

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 2:42 PM

CALLMESERENITY


Hand back the bow and arrows if you're going to stop protecting the ship from Evil Invaders and hang out in the jacuzzi!



"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 2:43 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC


Right, ok, here.

*Gives them back*

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 2:44 PM

CALLMESERENITY


Quote:
Originally posted by christhecynic:
So, I’m a collector of variations who also deals in deviations.


Yes, that about sums it up.

What do you mean "who are you guys?"

I'm Serenity and this here's Lissa.

"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 3:17 PM

EBONEZER


Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:


AND: Captain Ebo rules the 'verse.





How's the war comming? Are we winning?

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 3:19 PM

CALLMEATH


*Ath tries his best to hide his disappointment at no longer being the only male in the jacuzzi.*

Nice to meet you, Chris. Glad to see you weren't turned into a speck of light.

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 3:32 PM

LISSA


don't worry ath, plenty of fun for all!

*splashes ath with chocolate*

~lissa, spwhore

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 3:32 PM

MALICIOUS


ChrisTheCynic,

Welcome to our humble Tree. TheRealMe is busy summarizing allllll of the previous twenty-some threads so you will soon have a better idea of what goes on around here. Just go with the flow and you wont get hurt. Not too badly, anyway. Well, if you die, we can probably bring you back, but no promises.

Mal-licious

"Let's go be bad guys."

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 3:40 PM

COZEN


Yup, I was counting on Mal-l to mention herself.

It doth confuse me that she did so in an entirely unselfish way. What am I to think?

*Dunks his head in choccytub. Gets pinioned between someone's ankles.*

*Considers licking ankle, but is fearful of finding the unshaven variety.*



***
Oxygen. One can gain a true appreciation of the stuff when one can't get any.

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 3:42 PM

LISSA


my ankles (and legs)are most certainly shaved, probably not the boys' tho...

~lissa, spwhore

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 3:44 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC


Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
What do you mean "who are you guys?"

I'm Serenity and this here's Lissa.

I'm happy to meet you, surely you're not all alone?

-

Hey Malicious. Glad to hear I have a resurrection waiting should I screw up.

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 3:52 PM

LISSA


Quote:
Originally posted by christhecynic:

I'm happy to meet you, surely you're not all alone?


i'm pretty sure montanagirl is in the jacuzzi as well, and i think maybe another girl...*crap, need old thread to make up for bad memory* and ath is in here too:)

~lissa, spwhore

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 4:05 PM

EBONEZER


I'm not in the jacuzzi, if that helps as all. Far as I know, I'm still on the bridge...but its hard to keep track sometimes...

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 4:05 PM

COZEN


Quote:
Originally posted by lissa:
...i think maybe another girl...*crap, need old thread to make up for bad memory*


That would be Mai. She was heaved into the pool by an unruly sort.

***
Fading to brown....

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 4:08 PM

COZEN


Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
I'm not in the jacuzzi, if that helps as all. Far as I know, I'm still on the bridge...but its hard to keep track sometimes...


Captain, si... er, madame. I officially request permission for you to rescue me from the confines of thesse ankles!

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Stars. I see stars....

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 4:16 PM

LISSA


Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:


That would be Mai. She was heaved into the pool by an unruly sort.


right! i totally knew that...sorry mai!

~lissa, spwhore

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 4:18 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC


The beauty of not being here before is that I need not remember anything. All I need to know is exactly what being nicked by that arrow does, am I glowing? I feel glowy.

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 4:19 PM

LISSA


you look pretty glowy, too. flattering...hmm, can someone hook me up with some of that glowy arrow action?

~lissa, spwhore

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 4:23 PM

CALLMEATH


*splashes lissa back*

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 4:36 PM

EBONEZER


Oh right. Ankles. I'm all over that.

*Ebo clears her throat and steps up to the ships PA system.*

Will the owner of two well-shaven ankles please come to the jacuzzi? They seemed to be parked on Cozens head. Please remove them or they shall be towed at owners expense.


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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 4:41 PM

MONTANAGIRL


Okay, I'm a day late and a dollar short, but thanks for the Pepsi Ath! You are a kind and thoughtful gentleman.

*Takes a cue from lissa, and splashes Ath with chocolate.*

Hey, I think there's something down here in the jacuzzi near my ankles.

*Shifts position, and is nearly swamped by a breaching cozen.*

Huh.

"One day, lad, all this will be yours ..."
"What - the curtains?"

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 4:53 PM

LISSA


i vote we watch sanford & son while we luxuriate.

esther, you ugly.

~lissa, spwhore

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 5:00 PM

COZEN


*Gasp!*

Darn! If I knew fer sure they were your ankles, I'd have been inclined to nibble my way to the surface....

***
This thread have an instant replay function?

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 7:05 PM

THEREALME


Quote:
Originally posted by Emma:
Quote:
Originally posted by THEREALME:
Jet, Needleseye, could you coordinate with Emma, please?

Er, Jet, Needleseye nice to meet you.

Oh, my apologies, Emma.

Let’s see… Introductions…

Emma, these two fine ladies are the Sereni-Tree’s Assistant Engineers: Jet and Needleseye. Our Chief Engineer, TheGreyJedi, is currently under Doctor SimonWho’s care in the Infirmary. It seems that he is suffering from some malady acquired due to close proximity to a collapsing space-time singularity.

As you can see, Jet (also known as Bride4) is a slightly built young woman in dingy coveralls with dark hair and glasses. She is quite intelligent, and has actually read through Grey’s very thick Sereni-Tree Technical Manual. She has an excellent memory.

Needleseye, here, is clearly a vision of ethereal loveliness, especially when she is wearing one of her diaphanous gowns.

* TheRealMe pauses for a moment, contemplating this vision of ethereal loveliness. *

Oh, uh, right. Where was I?

Occasionally, Needleseye’s moods cause various types of flowers to spontaneously appear near her.

* TheRealMe leans near Emma and whispers in her ear:*

Uh, Emma, as best as I can determine, Needleseye is some kind of carnivorous aquatic shape-shifting faerie creature. But she’s been quite helpful in the past, and, to date, she has only eaten one of the crew.





The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 7:41 PM

THEREALME


Sorry everybody. I really AM trying to get a thread summary together, but RL is getting in the way. Please be patient with me.

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 8:03 PM

RAT


(I don't recollect where I was or what I was doing, so I'll just pick up here.)

*Rat rolls in on his modified Triumph Trident(the one with the duel SPAM guns and the Minbari power source). A third SPAM gun is strapped to his back. Rat removes his sunglasses as he speaks:*

So, did I miss the war?


Ratboy - Acquisitions Officer - Uss SereniTREE.

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 8:26 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC


I'm going to hazard a yes, though I don't actually know what war you're talking of.

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 8:32 PM

EMMA


*Needleseye and Jet watch Ath push the purple button, before he disappears leaving a big chocolatey mess behind him. Nothing appears to have happened.*

Oh no, Jet, Needeseye, did he just push the purple button? Oh God, do either of you know anything about hyperspace communication patterns cos we are pooped if we can't stop it in time.

That button puts out a distress call to all ships on the same frequency, it is connected to a teleportation device and a traction beam which can suck the ship into another bigger ship. Problem is, the frequency is...er...well...I... er, liberated this one from the Evil Enemy TooLeiNaMin.

*All look at camera with threatening dodadoda music in background*

extremely dimensionally transcendental

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 8:41 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC


*Looks at all who are looking at camera*
Where did the camera come from?

*Thinks for a moment*

Should I have any idea what's going on?

*Thinks for a moment longer*

Is the clueless newbie routine getting old?

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 11:31 PM

SIMONWHO


Right, better get back to my medical work. First up, SoulofSerenity, you should be recovered from your head wound any time now so feel free to get up and stretch your legs.

Next, that's a nasty gash you've got on your head there Serenity. Hold on, I'll just apply a bandage and some iodine.

What? Okay, nanogenes are all very fancy and fix you up like magic but you don't want to know what happens when they go wrong.

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 12:09 AM

PSYCHICRIVER


Quote:
Originally posted by christhecynic:
I'm going to hazard a yes, though I don't actually know what war you're talking of.
Um, I think it's still continuing... We're waiting to get the engine up and running, and we're avoiding sky attacks.

Hi. I'm PsychicRiver. Welcome aboard.

*PR turns and slowly stalks away. He enters the cargo bay, and slowly stalks around the top balcony.*

*He occasionally sees Serenity flying by, bow and arrow in hand*



PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 3:06 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Simon-ouch! Iodine stings! But thanks for the patch-up Doc!

Chris-let me explain! No wait, there isn't time, let me sum up. (couldn't help myself, sorry.)

Okay, we've been flying around in our space ship Sereni-Tree for about a year (I only got on board a few weeks ago, so I don't know all the details.) Many adventures insued. It was decided that we should head back to earth-that-still-is and our original clubhouse. When we got here, we found that earth-that-still-is is in the middle of a huge war and is about to become earth-that-isn't. We are currently being attacked by evil TooLeiNaMin (who are apparently worse that Reavers, if you can beleive it) who want us and our ship because we are all highly intelligent beings (okay, that plot line is a little far fetched, I know, but just go with the flow.) While a few of us (*ahem-slackers in jacuzzi-ahem*) are trying to keep the invaders at bay, some of them have dismantled our engine. We are, for the time being, grounded. Emma has come up with another crazy plan (she hasn't been here that long, either, but she is full of the crazy plans, she is.) that may save us all. So in the mean time, like Montana said, go with the flow, and don't get dead. (We have rules against dying.)

So, does that help, Chris?

"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 4:12 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Quote:
*He occasionally sees Serenity flying by, bow and arrow in hand*


They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself.



"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 5:27 AM

ELWOODMOM


Hi, Malicious!

What a thread! Sorry to go off the track, but wasn't Gunhand's birthday yesturday? Gunhand who??

And how was your 1/2 birthday??

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 6:12 AM

PSYCHICRIVER


Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Quote:
*He occasionally sees Serenity flying by, bow and arrow in hand*


They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself.



"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau
*Laughs and continues stalking around the rails*

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 6:40 AM

CALLMESERENITY


*Serenity fires the last arrow, hitting an evil TooLeiNaMin square in it's evil chest*

Ha ha! I'm getting better at this.
Oops, out of arrows.

*she spies a fresh troop of the EIs approaching*

Hmm...what to do now?

*she flies up to the balcony and joins PR*

I'm out of arrows, PR, got any good ideas?

"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 7:12 AM

PSYCHICRIVER


Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
*she flies up to the balcony and joins PR*

I'm out of arrows, PR, got any good ideas?
Uhh....

*Looks around...sees yet more half crushed tiramisu on the floor*

Tiramisu airstrike? It doesn't seem to kill them but they don't much appreciate it...

OH! I've got an idea. *PR rushes down the railing and through the door. A few moments later, he comes through the door on the lower level of the cargo bay, and Serenity swoops down. PR is carrying the mop.*

*He takes it over to the door, where the El are approaching. He flicks the switch, and throws the mop down into the thick of it. The mop starts moving around all over the place, and slapping the el in the head!*

That ought to put the cat amongst the pigeons!

Or....at least keep them busy while we think of something else to fight them with?

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 7:32 AM

CALLMESERENITY


GREAT idea with the mop, PR! That is High-larious.

Oh, I've got an idea!
Chris hit me in the head with a rock. There are lots of rocks lying around here. Can you swoop some up to the balcony and we can throw them at them? They won't like that too much, I bet, especially if we hit them in the head! It hurts, I should know.



"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

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Joss was right... Mandarin is the language of the future...
Wed, November 27, 2024 09:32 - 35 posts
Where are the Extraterrestrial Civilizations
Tue, November 26, 2024 06:25 - 55 posts
Is Joss Whedon finished as a film maker, is his future destiny to be some muttering version of Brigitte Bardot, Jane Fonda, Sean Penn, Charlie Sheen, Danny Glover?
Sun, November 24, 2024 06:15 - 13 posts
Bad writers go on strike, late night talk is doomed
Fri, November 22, 2024 13:49 - 22 posts
Here's how it was.....Do you remember & even mourn the humble beginnings?
Mon, November 18, 2024 09:38 - 13 posts
Serenity Rescued by Disney!
Fri, November 15, 2024 00:31 - 5 posts
What is your favourite historical or war film/television show???
Fri, November 8, 2024 07:18 - 37 posts
When did you join poll?
Tue, November 5, 2024 04:28 - 69 posts
Best movie that only a few people know about
Mon, November 4, 2024 07:14 - 118 posts
Halloween
Sun, November 3, 2024 15:21 - 43 posts
Teri Garr, the offbeat comic actor of 'Young Frankenstein' has died
Thu, October 31, 2024 20:20 - 5 posts
Poetry in song
Sat, October 26, 2024 20:16 - 19 posts
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