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The Tree-Clubhouse Gang are (almost) grounded

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 7:44 AM

PSYCHICRIVER


I like the way you think, Serenity.

*PR looks down at the ground outside, and focuses. Some of the rocks shake on the ground first before lifting up and zooming toward PR and Serenity. They stop dead and float for a minute in front of them, them drop at their feet.*

Rock on.

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 7:46 AM

JAKE7


Quote:
Originally posted by Cozen:
*Cozen stolls up to the Evil Creature that is waving Jake7 about like a rag doll.*

Say, Evil Interloper -- can I call you EI? -- brought ya something.

*Hands EI a large glass of pepsimilk.*

*EI drops Jake7, accepts glass. Has a goodly sniff of contents.*

*EI drops like a stone, writhing about and spewing greenish foam from its mouth.*

*EI passes out.*

There ya go, J7. Not so good with the killing things my ownself, guess somebody elso can take care of that.

Need a lift to the jacuzzi? Or the infirmary?


*jake7 lands with a hard thud*
Ow!

*jake7 stands up and rubs her sore behind.*

Thanks for the rescue, Cozen!

Oh! And if you can hear me, you, too, PR!!

I think I can get to the infirmary for some Tiger Balm on my own.

*jake7 starts to hobble toward the infirmary when she suddenly gets an idea*

Hey! The pepsimilk incapacitated this EI, perhaps we should get more and feed it to the rest of them!! (or do we just have to have them smell it? I'm not quite clear on what happened, I did get a pretty good jolt when I landed...)

Think we have any more stashed away in the Treehouse?

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 7:59 AM

EMMA


*Meanwhile on Emma's spherical ship with no name Jet, Needelseye and Emma are having a panic*

Ok you two, we need to stop the SOS, we can't have even more of these monsters turning up, there is already a war on without them having a big old reunion as well!

*Emma moves some marshmallows to get to a pretty pink panel, behind which are a bunch of multi-coloured wires. Doing some jiggery-pokery she manages to re-route the energy from her frozen cargo-hold and boost it to Sereni-Trees comms system*

Er... hello... sorry to bother you

*A weird squeaky voice cuts in across the Sereni-Tree*

We have a bit of a problem, are there any hyperspace communication experts on board? If so could you pop to the sphere for a bit - we are in trouble - HEEEEELPPPP

*Switches of comms link and speaks to Jet and Needleseye*

Do you want to add anything? I'm just going to sit in this corner and wibble for a bit

*Sits in corner and wibbles*

extremely dimensionally transcendental

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 8:00 AM

CALLMESERENITY


jake7-idea!!

Do you think we could reconfigure our spam guns to shoot pepsimilk instead? Then we can just hose the EIs down!

What do you think?

*Serenity picks up a rock at her feet, swoops over her enemies and throws one at a particularly menacing EI. She hits him *smack* in the head and he falls.*

I like this game!

*she grabs another rock.*

"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 9:04 AM

MALICIOUS


Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Hi, Malicious!

What a thread! Sorry to go off the track, but wasn't Gunhand's birthday yesturday? Gunhand who??

And how was your 1/2 birthday??


My half-birthday was most excellent!

Yes, Gunhand's was yesterday. I feel certain it was celebrated in PA with lots of booze.

Mal-licious

"Let's go be bad guys."

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 10:09 AM

CHRISTHECYNIC


Serenity, sorry I fell asleep in the jacuzzi, but that does help. Also I’m glad that you figured to hit them with rocks on your own. Just remember the great movie:

Vizzini: Finish him. Finish him, your way.
Fezzik: Oh good, my way. Thank you Vizzini... which one's my way?
Vizzini: Pick up one of those rocks, get behind a boulder, in a few minutes the man in black will come running around the bend, the minute his head is in view, hit it with the rock.
Fezzik: My way's not very sportsman-like.

Too bad about the sportsmanlike bit though.

*Rises from the jacuzzi and picks up a rock*

How can I help?

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 10:11 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


*twg knows what must be done to return the Clubhouse to ‘normalcy’*

Okay. Sigh. I’ll let you have my stash of PepsiMilk. Mind you, this is the good stuff, the stuff that TRM has to go to another dimension to find…here’s the key. Go to the common room and head towards the bar, ‘cept don’t go all the way over to the bar. There is an afghan on the floor, it simply looks misplaced, but it is not, it hides the dial. Under the afghan, turn the dial anticlockwise until a miniature Tigger pops up next to it. Push the Tigger down and the large leather couch will slide back to reveal a steel door. This key fits the lock.

There should be around 85 coffins left. Plenty for battle.

*nibbling on her lip*

I’ll just have to make my own PepsiMilk to drink.



*twg looks outside at the once magnificent-pleasure-filled clubhouse…days of doing nothing but swaying in hammocks and sipping margaritas…being waited on by scantily clad minions…looking up Gunhand’s kilt while he worked on the roof….the wonderful sauna…*


I’m going back.

It’ll be okay. They think we’ve abandoned it so they should completely ignore the clubhouse. I need to relax by the pool. Outside. The ship is nice an all, but sometimes the old stuff is what you need.

*twg grabs her towel and walks out of the Serenitree.*

If I don’t believe in them, they don’t exist…things that don’t exist can’t hurt me. I’ll juts live in a world without the Tourywhatchmacallits.

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 10:32 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Quote:
Originally posted by christhecynic:
Serenity, sorry I fell asleep in the jacuzzi, but that does help. Also I’m glad that you figured to hit them with rocks on your own. Just remember the great movie:

Vizzini: Finish him. Finish him, your way.
Fezzik: Oh good, my way. Thank you Vizzini... which one's my way?
Vizzini: Pick up one of those rocks, get behind a boulder, in a few minutes the man in black will come running around the bend, the minute his head is in view, hit it with the rock.
Fezzik: My way's not very sportsman-like.

Too bad about the sportsmanlike bit though.

*Rises from the jacuzzi and picks up a rock*

How can I help?


One cannot be sportmanlike with EIs. The only sport they play is "How Many People Can I Kill in a Minute?" Not a fun game for the rest of us.

If you really want to help, why don't you follow behind TWG as she FOOLISHLY makes her way back to the clubhouse and watch her back.

But why don't you wait a minute until Jake7 can rig up a pepsimilk gun and you can take it with you? (How's it coming Jake7? The more of these guys I hit, the more seem to appear!


"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 10:45 AM

CHRISTHECYNIC


I can not abide Pepsi, I shall go with just the rocks that earth-that-might-not-be-for-long provides me.

*Picks up another rock and hurries out after TWG. Quickly he attacks an EI about to kill her, and puts one of the rocks to good use*

*Looks at the rock*

Defending people is icky.

*Picks up a clean rock*

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 10:48 AM

PSYCHICRIVER


*Telekinetically continues to lob rocks with Serenity.*

*Sees TWG wandering off outside.*

What the...

Serenity? Can you hold down the fort?

*Flies up more rocks, and pulls a small hip flask from his belt and hands it to Serenity.*

Here, take this. It's Pepsimilk, it'll protect you... just incase.

*Punches the ships comm button* We need support down here in the cargo bay please!

*PR uses his telekinetic powers to fly. He rises and swoops down out of the door and lands next to TWG and CTC, and walks alongside them.*

What are you doing!?

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 10:51 AM

CALLMESERENITY


TWG-you got the DID thing down pat. Look at all the men-folk coming to your rescue.

Tell me, what's your secret?

"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 10:52 AM

CHRISTHECYNIC


Quote:
Originally posted by PsychicRiver:
*PR uses his telekinetic powers to fly. He rises and swoops down out of the door and lands next to TWG and CTC, and walks alongside them.*

What are you doing!?

She's being weird, I'm making sure that things she doesn't believe in don't hurt her.

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 10:54 AM

PSYCHICRIVER


Weird? You mean, ThatWeirdGirl is being weird?!

And 'Doesn't believe in...'? What?

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 10:55 AM

CHRISTHECYNIC


Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Tell me, what's your secret?

She's got you telling me to watch her back.

Plus she was nice to me once.

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 10:57 AM

INNOCENCEMAINTAINED


*looks around*

Uh..... hi?

Wait, where am I? More importantly, who the hell are you? *squints at Chris* I recognize you.... I think.

Would someone mind explaining to me what's going on?

"Sometimes the only sane response to an insane world is insanity." - Fox Mulder

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 11:01 AM

CHRISTHECYNIC


Quote:
Originally posted by innocencemaintained:
*looks around*

Uh..... hi?
Hey you.

Quote:
Wait, where am I? More importantly, who the hell are you? *squints at Chris* I recognize you.... I think.
You are here, and here is always the place you should be. If it were not where you should be it would be called, "There."

Quote:
Would someone mind explaining to me what's going on?
A straight answer from this bunch and in this universe? Don’t count on it. Help us and hurt them, that’s all you need know. Them would appear to be the Tourywhatchmacallits that TWG doesn’t believe in.

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 11:02 AM

CHRISTHECYNIC


Oh, and you do know me.

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 11:09 AM

INNOCENCEMAINTAINED


Oh, right, I remember you now. You're that guy from that planet... and we were friends. That's cool.

So, uh, how did I get here? And it would be helpful if you could remind me of my name, because I seem to have misplaced it.

*twitches a bit, pokes self on forehead*

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"Sometimes the only sane response to an insane world is insanity." - Fox Mulder

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 11:17 AM

CHRISTHECYNIC


*Hits a bad thing with a rock*

You are Innocence, or Heather if you like. The first and greatest of the Heatherist Christians, teller of tales and dreamer of dreams.

Hit the bad things with rocks, apologize if you hit one of the good things.

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 11:22 AM

INNOCENCEMAINTAINED


Oh, okay, gotcha.

*picks up a rock and looks around with confusion* But how will I be able to tell the good things from the bad things?

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"Sometimes the only sane response to an insane world is insanity." - Fox Mulder

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 11:37 AM

CHRISTHECYNIC


The bad things are TooLeiNaMin, but I'm not sure how to tell. Mostly I've been hitting things that look like what other people were hitting, were trying to hurt me (that was a mistake once) or were trying to hurt people I like.

*Hits something with a rock*

See, that was a bad something. Know how I can tell? It was trying to hurt you.

*Looks around*

Crap ... Where is TWG?

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 11:44 AM

INNOCENCEMAINTAINED


Ohhh okay, I think I've got it now.

*clobbers a bad thing with a rock, it sputters and dies*

Ew, gross. Isn't there an easier way to do this? Why don't we have any guns? I mean, I know people like me shouldn't carry harmful objects, but this has to be an exception.

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"Sometimes the only sane response to an insane world is insanity." - Fox Mulder

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 11:57 AM

CHRISTHECYNIC


They didn't have any guns when I got here and I didn't bring any. Speaking of them,

*Looks around again*

Where the Hell are you guys?

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 12:42 PM

CALLMESERENITY


*Serenity, flying above everything, seeing a strange person approach Chris. She flies over to have a look*

Hi, everything okay here?

*an EI jumps out at her, she hits it with a rock. It falls down. Then, introductions are made.*

Hi Innocence, I'm Serenity. If you read further up the thread, you might get a slightly better idea of what's going on. Slightly.

But right now, Chris, you need to catch up with TWG. She went that way, towards that shack type structure. *points* Can you handle TWG and Innocence, or should I bring her back to the ship with me? (aside: she seems a little disoriented). And, we're working on the guns.





"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 1:09 PM

RAT


Quote:
Originally posted by christhecynic:
They didn't have any guns when I got here and I didn't bring any.


There's an arms locker around here somewhere, it houses SPAM guns which project blobs of super charged SPAM, these SPAM guns have been the weapon of choice for much of the crew over the past several threads.

Ratboy - Acquisitions Officer - Uss SereniTREE.

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 1:15 PM

CALLMESERENITY


Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:
Quote:
Originally posted by christhecynic:
They didn't have any guns when I got here and I didn't bring any.


There's an arms locker around here somewhere, it houses SPAM guns which project blobs of super charged SPAM, these SPAM guns have been the weapon of choice for much of the crew over the past several threads.

Ratboy - Acquisitions Officer - Uss SereniTREE.


Yes, Rat, but we found out that the EIs like SPAM, but hate pepsimilk so TWG gave Jake7 her key to her secret pepsimilk stash so Jake7 could reconfigure out SPAM guns into Pepsimilk guns. She's still working on that (I hope she finishes soon.)

"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 1:18 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC


I can handle Innocence, thanks for telling me which way TWG went.

*Runs after TWG, rock in hand, making sure Innocence is following*

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 1:42 PM

THEGREYJEDI


*The ground beneath the main body of the EI footsoldiers begins to shake violently before splitting apart, devouring the enemy hungrily with fire and brimstone. A shadow flies out of the closing maw and streaks towards the SereniTREE. It streaks across the sky and passes through walls as though they were air before colliding with TGJ's body in the infirmary. The smell of smoke and brimstone permeates the air as Grey's eyes shoot open. Wordless he leaps from the stretcher and runs at top speed to the nearest hatch, leaping from the roof of the hovering SereniTREE. In mid-freefall a tear in Space-Time produces a large mechanical hand, flames and the smell of Hell follow as a charred and Darker Aegis claws it's way back into Existence. From his belt TGJ produces slender cylinder, about 9 inches long, with rubber grips, a few buttons. A slow red blade appears as he ignites his lightsaber and proceeds to battle with the now fully sentient and evil Dark Aegis above and in the midst of the battle. Impossibly, Grey stay attached to his former creation as it tries to shake off its former master. Minutes of excellently rendered CGI battle later, Grey is tossed up and away from Dark Aegis. Grey, thanks to his excellent, almost supernatural (almost), control of his center of gravity, twists and turns in mid-air and begins plummeting towards Dark Aegis as it charges MaRTHA, aiming for the SereniTREE. A sudden gust of wind, exhaled from the Daemon-tainted generators of the twisted and mutated MaRTHA blow Grey back and up. All seems lost as he plummets to the earth below. Mere yards before connecting with the ground below, charcoal wings tear forth from beneath his jump suit, propelling him with minor chords and dark chants towards the nearly fully charged Dark Aegis. With unholy speed and power Grey's lightsaber collides with the Chaos-tainted monstrosity of machine and spirit that had become Dark Aegis. No sound was heard as the brilliant white light enveloped what was the area surrounding Dark Aegis for a mile in all directions. As the light slowly fades out, Grey can be seen standing in the wind, his wings unfurled but slowly fading away like black smoke in the winds, his lightsaber still lit. Where there had once been enemies unumbered, there was only silence.*

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 1:55 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC


Well that was overly dramatic. If our foes are vanquished what do we do now?

*Finally catches up with TWG*

You missed one.

*Hits a bad thing that was trying to bypass the fact that TWG didn’t believe in it over the head with a rock*

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 2:10 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


*twg blissfully strides onto the back porch*

Ah. It’s mostly as I remember it.

*twg hears movement, she spins..*

What? How did you guys get here? Well, now that you’re here, you can enjoy the clubhouse Old-School style.

*twg plops into a hammock, twirls, falls out to the ground*

Hehe. Just like old times.

*she tries once more, settling into a comfy sway*

Okay, now someone bring me a margarita and have the band play something rockin’.

*twg wonders when these guys are going to get into their proper skimpy clothing required for bringing margaritas and playing in a band.*

Relax...that's an order from your Jack o'Staves.

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 2:30 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC


*gets in his own hammock, or rather the hammock that he has just decided to claim as his own*

I don’t know who’s on drinks but Innocence is the one to speak of in terms of music.

*After a little while ctc gets up and mixes a soda, two parts orange soda, one part coka cola, one part root beer, one part cherry coke, in that order. Neither shaken nor stirred, mixed only by pouring*

I can see why you like it here.

*gets back in the hammock.*

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 3:06 PM

COZEN


Squelchy chocolate splashes and generally joyful voices recede, becoming inaudible. His corporeal form is restrained by the edifice that is Sereni-Tree, though his mind gropes to the earth outside, reaches to the sky. His vision and clarity expand even as his sense of self reduces to the frivolous and inane. As he negotiates a sticky exit from the jacuzzi, the internal conflicts manifest into a single tear. A tear that is a microcosm of all that struggles to be, that succeed and fail with glory and ignominy, that live to effect changes and die without impact on its known universe. A tear, within which the fabulously extraordinary and egregiously mundane hurtle together, is drawn by inevitable gravity to impact with forces that will render this unique little bauble into incalculable other states.

We are losing, have lost, old friends. We have gained, are gaining, new friends.

The tree continues its growth.

____

After indulging in a ridiculously long hot shower, he ties down Needleseye’s “borrowed” sarong into a skimpyish loincloth. Secures a few gallons of tequila, Cointreau and lime juice, and a bag o’ salt, and hikes on over to the ol’ Clubhouse. Waves at Serenity flitting about on angelic wings, wonderin’ what the hell just happened.



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Thursday, June 2, 2005 3:43 PM

MALICIOUS


Quote:
Originally posted by christhecynic:
...gets in his own hammock...



Uh, TWG? You wanna talk to him about the hammocks at the clubhouse?

Mal-licious

"Let's go be bad guys."

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 4:10 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC


*Gets out of the hammock and looks at it suspiciously*

What don’t I know?

*looks through historical records but the trail runs cold when he hits Thursday, March 17, 2005 20:02*

What should I know?

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 4:13 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Too right, Mal.

Okay,Guys...I actually mean the men folk...the hammocks are for the ladies. Sorry.

There are plentiful other places to lounge…there are lounge chairs, bean bags, rafts, barstools, giant floor/ground pillows, and many more that I have forgotten.

The basic rules of the clubhouse are:

1. Mal and Ebo are served before all others. If there is something they need or want, they get it before everyone else.
2. Next in line of getting things are the other women folk or female type creatures.
3. Men folk/creatures must be willing to gently rock the hammocks.
4. Margaritas must flow.
5. Ebo doesn’t get any margaritas.
6. While in the cabana area, loin cloths are mandatory for all legal aged men.
7. The inside is for rockin parties…be there or be square!
8. Any woman can give up her hammock to any man.
9. All are welcome to rest, relax, and drink yourself into serenity.
10. Gunhand and TheRealMe are the highest ranking men and as such are allowed womanly privileges.

Did I cover everything Mal Mistress Most High?


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Thursday, June 2, 2005 4:17 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Quote:
Originally posted by christhecynic:
*Gets out of the hammock and looks at it suspiciously*

What don’t I know?

*looks through historical records but the trail runs cold when he hits Thursday, March 17, 2005 20:02*

What should I know?


Here is what I think is the third thread (it might be the4th)...the clubhouse begins to take shape here: http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=11&t=6084&m=89022#89022



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Thursday, June 2, 2005 4:23 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC


Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Okay,Guys...I actually mean the men folk...the hammocks are for the ladies. Sorry.

Why you horribly chauvinistic sexist, that’s a wretched thing to say.

*gets back into hammock*

This is a protest against sexists like you who make kids grow up to be misogynists and misandrists.

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 4:28 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC


Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Here is what I think is the third thread (it might be the4th)...the clubhouse begins to take shape here: http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=11&t=6084&m=89022#89022

*Reads then stands up*

I have read what you have turned me to, and I must say it seems fundamentally rude.

*Sets fire to the clubhouse and walks away humming Unwell*

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 4:30 PM

MAI


*After hearing about the glorious destruction of the enemy, Mai jumps out of the chocolate jacuzzi and makes her way to the old tree house*

Wow. It doesn't look quite the same as before. Wonder what happened here?


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After indulging in a ridiculously long hot shower, he ties down Needleseye’s “borrowed” sarong into a skimpyish loincloth.


*Goes at a run behind Cozen and gives him a big squishy-chocolate hug, making a huge mess, yet somehow preventing any of the alcohol from spilling*

That's what you get for throwing a girl into the jacuzzi!

*Keeps running toward treehouse in hopes she can find a working bathroom to clean up in cause everything sticks to chocolate....ewww*

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 4:33 PM

THEGREYJEDI


*TGJ listens to everything around him, just now becoming fully cognizant of where and when he is. He allows his lightsaber to close. He collapses to his knees, coughing, the taste of smoke coming up unbidden from his lungs. Weary, he falls backwards and stares blankly at the stars above him.*

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 4:36 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC


*Looks at TGJ*

That one's the big dipper, that one is a Greek hunter who got an arrow in his head, that’s a minor bear, this is a soda

*Offers TGJ a soda*

and the glow over there is your clubhouse burning down.

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 4:37 PM

LISSA


*hops into a hammock after cleaning off all the chocolate. still is chocolate scented*

gently rock me, boys!

~lissa, spwhore

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 4:41 PM

CALLMEATH


Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Too right, Mal.

The basic rules of the clubhouse are:

yada yada yada, etc., etc., etc.



Huh.

*Long pause*

Well, when in Rome...

*Reluctantly climbs out of the jacuzzi, and heads to his room to slip into his loin cloth.*

Can't believe I'm doing this.

*Heads over to the clubhouse and takes up position behind the drum set. (partly to hide his loins)*

I got drums! Now we just need everything else.

*Starts playing a rockin' beat.*

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 4:41 PM

THEGREYJEDI


*Slowly, grudgingly, gets to his feet again. Flashes a glare at the stranger, eyes burining yellow briefly. He stares into the young fire and reaching out with a new found attunement to himself and the universe, Force chokes the fire into nothing more than a charred memory before walking off to a slightly lonelier patch of the thread, coughing sporadically.*

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 4:47 PM

COZEN


Chris! Minioning to the fine womenfolk of the Cubhouse thread can be an ultimately rewarding experience! Patience, my fine fellow. The path of subjugation is a felicitious route, for just the right distance, with just the right mistress. Trust me.

Or not.

*Plunks a chocolaty kiss upon Mai's left cheek.*

So, sweetie, total body massage, or hammocky hooliganism? Foot massage? Backgammon?

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Molly: wherefore art thou?

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 4:50 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC


As you wish.

*Hits TGJ over the head with a rock and walks away wondering when Feminism, n. The belief in equality between the genders, gave way to “No males in the hammoks”*

That’s two you missed.

*Hits another EI over the head with a rock while considering becoming the antagonist*

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 4:53 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Excellent choice Ath, our drummer has been AWOL for quite a while.

So sorry to offend Chris, but I din’t make the rules, I just live by them…that said, TRM found a way around them, so can you. I’ve been known to give up or share my hammock with men folk…Cozen, mind if I watch? The Plasma TV is still on the ship and well, this looks like it could be quite entertaining.

*twg takes a sip of her margarita and sits up allowing space for the first man that asks her nicely…*


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Thursday, June 2, 2005 4:54 PM

COZEN


*Begins by gently rocking Mai's and Lissa's hammocks. After a while, though, his arms begin to tire.*

Uh, guys, could use a little help here. Just sayin'.

Do I smell smoke? We got smokers on this thread?

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It ain't right, TWG being all alone....

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 5:00 PM

COZEN


Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
...mind if I watch?

*twg takes a sip of her margarita and sits up allowing space for the first man that asks her nicely…*

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Watch? Of course not! I mean, if backgammon is your thing....



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Wake up, menfolk of the Sereni-
Tree! Hello?

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 5:06 PM

STATIC


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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:


*twg takes a sip of her margarita and sits up allowing space for the first man that asks her nicely…*




**Static strolls into the room, winking at TWG and settles into the hammock with her, setting up for a lovely snuggle**

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